Her Celestial Masters and Handsome Men League

Chapter 2: A handsome fool

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"It must be a punishment from God!" The old man in the village immediately had the answer.

"I told you there were monsters on the mountain, but you didn't believe me. Look, God threw a fireball down to burn all the monsters on the mountain to death!"

For a moment, everyone spoke with certainty, as if God was a relative of their family.

"Aqi! Aqi!" Suddenly, the village scholar He, supporting his wife, ran over with a pale face, pointing at the hilltop with dazzling fire, "My Aqi is up there! Up there! What should I do~~~~~"

The old couple immediately burst into tears.

Everyone was stunned for a while, then looked at the top of the mountain and exclaimed in shock: "What?! Your idiot is on the mountain!"

"Doesn't his son Qi go up there every day to pick wild vegetables and mushrooms?"

"Who dares to go up at this time..."

"Yes, yes, look, the mountain is still shaking..."

"Rocks are rolling everywhere. If you can't get up now, you'll die if you go up. Sigh..."

"Don't worry, Mr. He, scholar. When the mountain stops shaking, we will go up and find Aqi for you!" Some young men in the village were brave enough to help.

"Don't worry, Mr. He. As the saying goes, fools have good fortune..." Is there anyone who can comfort others like this? If it were someone else, they would have been beaten up long ago.

But the old couple didn't get angry after hearing this. Instead, they knelt down together and bowed: "God, my silly boy is kind-hearted. If you are here to exorcise the demon, please don't hurt my silly boy..."

When everyone saw the old couple bowing, they also felt sad.

The people in the mountains are simple and honest, and everyone in and outside the village is their own family. Although the son of the old He family is a fool, the villagers have never bullied him. Everyone also put their hands together, and in the red light, silently prayed for the safety of the fool of the old He family.

There are few coincidences in a person's life.

But coincidence can sometimes change fate.

The one who went up the mountain that day was not only Liu Qiang, but also another one, the only son of Mr. He, the scholar, who was known as a fool by everyone.

The fool's name is He Shiqi, and he is actually a handsome young man. He has sharp eyebrows and bright eyes, which are as bright and clear as the stars in the night sky at night, as if he can see through the yin and yang. He has a high nose bridge and lips that are neither thick nor thin, but the color of his lips is bright and juicy. Even the girls in the village envy the fool's peach-like color, which can save a lot of money on rouge.

The fool is good-looking, and if his family has some money, the girls will tolerate him. But unfortunately, the fool's family is also very poor, with nothing at home, so the fool is still a bachelor at the age of 11.

The fool would go to the mountains to pick some wild vegetables and mushrooms early in the morning. When the fireball fell, the fool was picking mushrooms. Unlike Liu Qiang, the fool was immediately happy when he saw the fireball. He ran after the fireball and shouted: "Meteor - Meteor -"

The fool's legs were extremely fast, and he chased the fireball to the top of the mountain. The huge fireball hit the top of the mountain in front of him. With a "bang!", sand and rocks flew everywhere, and the thick trees around him were uprooted. It suddenly hovered in the air around the fool for a while, and time seemed to stop. The whole sky seemed to be on fire, dyed golden red, dazzling and glaring.

But the amazing thing was that the fool was still standing there, not shaken by the huge impact force at all. He was still foolishly looking at the uprooted trees and flowers around him in this dark world, and did not forget to pull two more mushrooms.

The next moment, the air seemed to be sucked away by something, and all the trees suspended in the air gathered towards the place where the fireball fell. When the fool saw the trees flying out again, he thought it was fun, so he hugged a thick log and flew towards the red light on the top of the mountain with the trees.

He still got a ride.

Suddenly, the flying trees stopped moving.

Not far in front of him, there was a dazzling golden light flashing continuously, like a sun setting on the top of a mountain. The fool stared at the golden light blankly, and walked over the hovering trees again. A huge glowing deep pit appeared in front of the fool, and the golden light was emitted by a light lotus in the pit.

The fool had never seen such a wonder before. He jumped down from the tree in a daze and walked to the edge of the pit. He felt the scorching heat like a forest fire, but he could vaguely see a person in the heart of the golden lotus.

Just as the fool was trying to see clearly, a huge airflow suddenly exploded from the golden light, and sand and rocks flew everywhere, and all the trees hovering around were blown away. The basket that the fool was carrying and all the clothes on his body were torn to pieces by the huge airflow, leaving no trace.

In the midst of darkness and pitch black, the only person standing tall was the fool He Shiqi!

He Shiqi stood naked beside the glowing pit in a daze, his hair was torn apart by the air current, and his black hair was flying wildly in the sand. The stones flew past his face, but did not hurt him at all. In his black eyes, there was only the golden figure flashing in the pit, as if the person in the golden light had absorbed all his consciousness, making him unable to look away.

I don’t know how long it took, the wind stopped, the trees fell, the noise died down, and it was dawn.

The golden light faded, but the fragrance was still there. It was like the fragrance of a lotus, refreshing. Wherever the fragrance reached, flowers appeared all over the ground. In the blink of an eye, the scorched earth was covered with flowers, just like a flower carpet spread in a deep pit. Amid the blooming flowers, a girl in a rosy dress appeared, and green smoke was coming out of the girl's body.

This July, a strange girl named Lian Youyou descended from the sky at Pingshan in Qinzhou. Is she a human, a demon, a god, or a devil? Who can tell? Only she knows.

Lian Youyou slowly woke up in the deep pit, feeling dizzy and with a bitter taste of earth in her mouth.

"Pah! Pah!" She spat out the mud in her mouth, feeling that she had fallen down in a way that no one had ever experienced before and would ever experience again.

She propped herself up and raised her eyes groggily.

This thousand-year glance...

But it was so shocking that it made the world weep...

All six realms will shout out those three discordant and vulgar words!

Because what Lian Youyou saw was... He Shiqi's naked... slippery... body.

How many reincarnations must I go through to get this one enlightened look

I just want to say, God, are you serious? Who the hell wants to see this!

"Ouch, I jumped!" Lian Youyou quickly covered her eyes, "I saw something so eye-catching right after I came down! Blur it! Blur it quickly!" Lian Youyou covered her eyes with one hand and snapped her fingers in the direction of He Shiqi with the other hand: "Snap, snap, snap."

He Shiqi squatted stupidly beside the deep pit, watching Lian Youyou snap her fingers at him. How could this woman be so pretty? She was prettier than all the girls in his village.

"Pah pah pah pah."

"Hehe." He Shiqi also imitated Lian Youyou and started snapping his fingers. As he did so, he even found a rhythm. He nodded his head while snapping his fingers. This rhythm made him indescribably happy. (To be continued)