The barrel was made very casually, just like a chopstick holder taken out of the kitchen. The whole Jiumen was filled with a strong sense of shabbyness.
Lian Youyou had already let go of Fat Buddha and entered, standing in front of Uncle Tai Chi.
The Fat Buddha then raised his hand and smelled the Bodhi beads on his wrist. Sure enough, the strong fragrance that Lian Youyou had when she shook hands with him just now was gone. He smiled and said, "I can't say it, I can't say it~~"
The old man has a hunched back and his hair and beard are gray.
Lian Youyou was surprised when she saw this: "Oh my, old man, what have you been through? Your face is full of vicissitudes and your eyes are full of sorrow. Tell me about it, maybe I can help you."
"How can you help?" Yun Yao jumped in. She had long been fed up with Lian Youyou. When she came, she was intimate with her brother Lin. When she arrived, she first tried to get close to her brother, and then shook hands all over the yard. She had no girlish reserve at all and had no idea of the difference between men and women.
Lian Youyou looked at Yun Yao, and Yun Xi followed. Everyone had already separated in the courtyard and continued to watch the newcomer Lian Youyou and the strange man who was peeking around and watching curiously.
Yun Yao stood in front of Lian Youyou, crossed her arms, and said aggressively: "No one can help Master Guan unless they are gods."
Lian Youyou raised her eyebrows and smiled, clapping her hands: "Oh! What a coincidence, I happen to be a fairy!"
Suddenly, everyone was stunned and looked at Lin Tingjun who was lying on the bench in the hall. Did you bring back a silly girl
"Hey, master, it's so big here!" The strange man who was looking around also spoke. When he saw the steamed buns, he dropped his package and grabbed two. He turned around and looked at Lian Youyou excitedly, "Master! There are still steamed buns! They are free! Haha! We won't have to worry about food in the future, hehe. Being an official is good, hehe." He Shiqi's silly smile was 100% silly.
Everyone's eyes turned back again, exchanging glances, wondering if they had brought back a pair of fools!
How could this pair of idiots, a man and a woman, be the mascots of the Nine Gates
"That's He Shiqi, my servant." Lian Youyou put her hands behind her back and began to talk nonstop, her tone casual and low-key, "I, the god, came down to earth this time to experience tribulations. You, the Ninth Gate, will be protected by me from now on, hahahaha—no need to thank me, and you don't have to worship me all day long. I'm easy-going and low-key, just treat me as an ordinary person. I don't want incense and candles. Those are things you ordinary people came up with. Who among us gods wants to eat incense and candles? Don't you smoke?"
"Cough cough." Sanniang couldn't help it and the smoke choked her throat. Lian Youyou looked silly, but quite funny.
Lian Youyou walked towards the coffin master again and held his bony hand: "So, if you have any problem, just tell me, I will definitely help you solve it."
At this time, Guan Ye was angry. He frowned, pulled his hand back, turned around, and squatted under the old banyan tree with an angry face, no longer as detached as he was when he was doing Tai Chi in the morning.
Seeing that he was angry, everyone fell silent. They knew about the matter of the Coffin Master, but they didn't know about Lian Youyou.
Little Lettuce stretched out her hand and groped her way out from the door, stood by the door, closed her eyes and looked in the direction of Lian Youyou.
Lian Youyou noticed and turned to look at Xiao Lujie. The original playful smile disappeared from her face. She walked towards Xiao Lujie and stretched out her hand, but halfway through, she withdrew it, and her face became more gentle: "I won't touch you, I'm afraid that what you see will scare you."
No one understood what Lian Youyou meant by what she said to Xiao Luoji. They just thought that Lian Youyou was crazy and weird.
But Little Lettuce raised her head and looked at Lian Youyou with her eyes closed in surprise.
Sanniang leaned lazily against the door of the wing room and sneered: "Little Rinzi~~ You brought back a silly girl, who is talking nonsense here and even pissed off Master Guan. What's wrong with you? We in the Nine Gates, how can we bring back just anyone?" Sanniang's tone was cold and stern at the end, with a hint of blame.
Lin Tingjun remained silent. He would not speak again after he fell asleep.
"Everyone, don't be angry, don't be angry. A harmonious family brings prosperity~~" Fat Buddha hurriedly squatted beside Master Guan, "Master Guan, don't be angry, Lian Youyou doesn't know the past and speaks frankly."
Mr. Guan turned his face away and continued to sulk. He took out two walnuts from his arms and began to rub them in his hands.
"Isn't she a deity? How could a deity not know about the past?" Yun Yao teased Lian Youyou with amusement.
Yun Xi came up and held Yun Yao, also looking at her with amusement: "Why are you arguing with her? She is a silly girl! You are arguing with a silly girl, who is stupid, her or you?"
"Brother, you really pissed me off!" Yun Yao was furious. "Can't a fool say anything? Can't a fool be blamed for saying something wrong? Can it be considered illegal if a fool kills someone?! The most infuriating thing is why Brother Lin brought two fools back!"
When Lettuce saw the noise in the yard, it shrank back again.
"Stop!" Yunxi raised his right hand and sniffed, "The master is back!"
Everyone looked out the door at the same time.
Lian glanced around the yard. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Seven of the Eight Guards had arrived, only one was missing. Great! With her in, it was all done. There were just enough for two mahjong tables!
Just as he was thinking, a blue ball rushed in from the door. Yao Guang, holding his official robe, ran into the yard. Although he was a fat man, he ran like a ball, jumping and hopping, very light.
"Sir!" Everyone saluted. Guan Ye also stood up, suppressing his anger.
Yao Guang stopped and looked at everyone while panting: "Xiao, is Xiao Linzi back?"
Everyone was about to point to the hall, when suddenly, Lian Youyou rushed out with her hands outstretched: "Xiao Guang~~~It's been a thousand years~~~" Lian Youyou rushed directly to Yao Guang and hugged his ball-like body
In an instant, the whole place was silent.
Lin Tingjun also opened his eyes and stood up, looking at Lian Youyou who was hugging Yao Guang in the yard. This woman has such a strong taste!
Yao Guang was also stunned. It seemed that no woman had ever hugged him in his entire life.
Lian Youyou let go of Yao Guang, then held onto Yao Guang's arm and looked him up and down like an old friend: "Oh my god, Xiao Guang, why are you as fat as a pig?!"
Yao Guang also carefully looked at Lian Youyou in front of him. For some reason, Lian Youyou's appearance was not as beautiful as their Sanniang, nor as delicate and charming as Yun Yao, but she had an indescribable and unworldly aura. This special and beautiful temperament was hidden beneath her chivalrous spirit.
"Oh, Xiao Guang, you used to be so handsome, one of the ten most handsome men in the Three Realms. Why do you look so low-key now that you come to the mortal world? Why do you look so casual?" Lian Youyou began to circle around Yao Guang, poking his fat body.
Everyone was stunned when they heard what Lian Youyou said! (To be continued)