"Young man, I am the God of Death. When I was crossing the road just now, thank you for holding me back, otherwise I would have been hit by a car and died."
"Huh? Uncle, are you...serious?"
"Look at my eyes, 24K is purely serious."
"But you are clearly insulting my intelligence. The God of Death will also die? Will he run a red light and be hit by a car?"
"I don't blame you for not studying well. Of course the God of Death will die, and once the God of Death dies, the consequences will be disastrous..."
"Okay, okay, I believe it. Then tell me, what will be the consequences?"
"Once the God of Death dies, there will be no more dead people in this world."
"Damn it... I shouldn't have been on the zebra crossing just now, trying to mess with you, a lunatic."
"I don't care, I just want to repay you."
"How to repay?"
"This phone is for you."