"Look at me cracking my sword to suppress Yunmeng!"
Lin Beichen shouted.
Snapped!
Watermelon juice splash.
A huge round watermelon was smashed into pieces, and the pieces were flying.
It was broken into at least seventy or eighty pieces.
Everyone was confused by such a saucy operation.
The entire martial arts hall was filled with deathly silence.
Citizens who saw this scene through large and small Xuanjing screens felt as if they had peanuts stuck in their throats, unable to spit them out or swallow them.
This is the first time they have seen that the sword speed battle can still be done like this.
Among the countless big eyes and small eyes, Lin Beichen took action again.
I saw him facing the 'clairvoyance' camera, coughing lightly, assuming a posture like a domineering president, and then took out a small square thing from the storage ring, held it in the palm of his hand, smiled, and introduced it calmly stand up.
"An advertisement will be inserted below. The excitement will continue later."
"Want to know the secret why I am called the most handsome man in Yunmeng City? Fang's Cleansing Soap, a century-old brand in Yunmeng City, is trustworthy... Use Fang's, that's how confident you are! Sales address: Liufeng Street, Yunmeng City On the 23rd, state my name and I’ll get a 20% discount…”
As he spoke, he slowly stretched out his hand.
The white jade-like cleansing soap glistens in the palm of your hand.
A young Education Department official in charge of the 'Thousand Mile Eyes' camera did not realize what was happening and had no time to move the camera. This scene has been broadcast to the eyes of countless people in thousands of households through live broadcast.
A short, fat, short-bearded old man crowded in front of the big screen in the Temple Square. When he saw this scene, he shouted excitedly: "Yes, it's me, it's my soap, a century-old brand, hahahaha! "
The people around were in an uproar.
At the same time, in major squares, restaurants, casinos and other places, as long as there were Xuanjing screens, everyone who saw this scene was stunned.
What's this
Why did such a scene happen suddenly
What is Lin Beichen doing
Huge question marks and exclamation points appeared uncontrollably in the hearts of everyone who saw this scene almost instantly.
This has never happened before.
However, at this moment, the product Fang's Body Cleansing Soap suddenly entered the minds of countless people, and even if they wanted to drive it away, they could not drive it away.
A little-known century-old brand instantly gained explosive exposure.
And the old shopkeeper pays
The price paid was only ten gold coins.
The official office of the Department of Education.
Li Xiongfu, who was checking, spit out a mouthful of tea.
Fang Zhenru, the old education director next to him, slapped the folding fan on the table.
"Sir, please calm down."
The surrounding officials quickly reassured him.
A certain brothel.
The old principal Ling Taixu, who was hugging him from left to right, was stunned for a long time before bursting into laughter.
"Beauty, have you seen it? This is the successor I have selected for uncle. From now on, he will be the first in line to be the principal of my third college, hahahaha..."
He laughed and raised and lowered his hands.
Several charming young women were lying on his body, smiling coquettishly. Some were peeling grapes, some were passing wine, some were feeding snacks, and some were drinking wine with their mouths...
Third College.
On the martial arts field, the students of the three grades were all silent for a moment.
Then, not knowing who was taking the lead, they all burst into laughter.
The tense atmosphere dissipated instantly.
…
National Royal Junior College.
The second martial arts hall.
"Hahaha, this is an IQ game."
After Lin Beichen finished his advertisement, he licked a piece of bright red watermelon pulp stuck to the corner of his mouth, and laughed and said: "Examiner, count quickly, how many petals are there with this sword?"
The gray-haired Wu Fenggu wiped a handful of bright red watermelon juice on his face and roared: "Lin Beichen, what are you doing?"
The examiner was so angry that he even spoke in dialect.
"I'm taking an exam."
Lin Beichen said confidently: "Isn't the purpose of using a sword to kill the opponent? With one strike of their sword, the opponent turned into thirty or forty pieces. When I struck with the sword, the opponent turned into a pulp and became more deadly, so I feel… "
"Shut up."
Wu Fenggu yelled: "I don't want you to think, I want me to think... you committed a foul. This does not comply with the rules of the sword speed battle, and the results are invalid."
Lin Beichen argued with reason: "Sir, I have read the examination rules in detail. There is no provision for this. I protest..."
"Protests are futile."
Wu Fenggu interrupted directly and said: "The examiner has the final right to interpret the results in the examination room. Your test results this time are invalid. I will give you a chance to retake the test. Otherwise, it will be regarded as a waiver!"
After saying that, he raised his hand and picked off the watermelon pulp hanging from his gray hair.
"Well… "
Lin Beichen was speechless.
It seems that opportunism failed this time.
The students around him breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this.
Lin Beichen was right. The exam rules this time did not clearly state that this method was illegal, but it was obviously not consistent with common sense.
With this sword, there will be at least sixty or seventy fragments. If Lin Beichen's results are valid and all the next talented students take the test in this way, then Ye Weiyang, Ling Chen, Cao Potian and others will be on the top level. Isn't it a joke to have superior grades
Anyone can crush them!
The invigilator, who was covered in watermelon juice, came up, cleaned the long black stone table, and put a new watermelon on it.
"Restart the exam."
The examiner Wu Fenggu shouted loudly.
He stood next to Lin Beichen, invigilating the exam at close range.
Lin Beichen sighed.
He is really not good at this subject.
After all, his approach to martial arts was to build defense first, then escape, then strength, and finally practice swordsmanship.
And from Lin Beichen's point of view, how many swords can be fired in one breath has no meaning at all.
These fancy things are meaningless, even if you can't kill your opponent with ten thousand swords, isn't it meaningless
The real sword speed lies in one sword stroke.
He took the long sword handed over by the invigilator, held it in his hand, and stared at the watermelon to observe.
This observation led to the discovery of something strange.
It turns out that all the watermelons used for the exam are exactly the same size, with almost no difference. They are all round and chubby, with emerald-colored skins that are shiny and shiny. At first glance, they feel delicious.
"This melon is pretty good."
Lin Beichen sighed casually.
Wu Fenggu next to him was originally very serious. When he heard this sentence, he suddenly smiled and said: "Of course, this melon is an emerald melon produced in my Wu family's Xiaoxishan melon field. It leads to the underground spiritual spring of Xiaoxishan. Irrigated with water, no Xuanwen array is used to accelerate ripening, no alchemical fertilizer is applied, and it is harvested twice a year. It is harvested manually. Not only does it look good, it is similar in size, but it is also seedless and thin-skinned. It is sweet and delicious. It costs only one silver coin to hang it. It’s good quality and cheap…”
When it comes to the second half, this serious examiner is no longer facing Lin Beichen, but facing the lens of "Thousand Mile Eyes".
There was deathly silence in the martial arts hall.
Lin Beichen was stunned.
Damn it!
More shameless than me
Resigned to defeat.