Here Lies The Wicked

Chapter 196: What kind of person is considered a female man?

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Speaking of Officer Wei, Fangzheng has not seen Officer Wei for almost a month.

Fangzheng also sometimes thinks that maybe the police station has more cases;

It may also be that there is no place to live for the time being, and Officer Wei lives in the dormitory for the time being;

When he came back this time and saw that the renovation was finally started next door, Fangzheng thought, maybe he will meet Officer Wei again soon.

Officer Wei always comes back occasionally to check on the progress of the renovation, right

so,

Fangzheng suddenly felt a little guilty. He felt that he should keep a low profile in the past few days and try to avoid Officer Wei as much as possible.

In order not to suddenly have a decoration plan about 100,000 or 200,000 yuan in front of him.

At this time, it was almost half past ten at night, just as Fangzheng took out the key to open the door, there was movement from the room of two female college students next door.

"Lin Jiabao, didn't you say that a little fresh meat invited you to watch a 4D movie today? Why did you get all wet, as if you've just been blown by a typhoon?"

"Don't mention 4D movies to me again, my aunt, can I spit out a bad word?"

"no!"

"Tongtong, I, Lin Jiabao, tell you as someone who has been here. If any boy asks you to watch a 4D movie in the future, this boy must have a grudge against you. Damn, watch a 4D movie. If the protagonist is beaten, the chair will beat me up; the villain If I get hit, the chair will whip me; if the plot is extinguished, I will pour water on me... My aunt, I will watch a movie, and I will be offended more than all the actors combined! By the time I finish the movie, I, Lin Jiabao, have already forgotten to watch it What kind of movie is it? In short, the whole process is very tiring and frightening! I'm worried!"

"Isn't it just to watch a movie? Yes, yes... Is it so scary? What about the big and small fresh meat, did you two call?"

"Don't mention it, this is a Ma Baonan. The three sentences can't be separated from 'my mother said'. I, Lin Jiabao, swear that from now on, I, Lin Jiabao, would rather die of thirst or drought than find a Ma Baonan who has not been weaned. Next door Brother Fangzheng~ is more than a hundred times better than this kind of baby boy."

"Speak well! However, Fangzheng can indeed click."

"Right, Tongtong, you think so too...Tongtong, let me tell you secretly, once I sneaked a glimpse, it turned out that Fangzheng has abdominal muscles..."

"Lin Jiabao! You voyeuristic nymphet... tell me quickly, how many abs does Fangzheng have?"

Fangzheng at the door was suddenly in a mess.

These two female college students who are neighbors who often stay up late at night, it's okay to be crazy all day long, he's used to it, but! Hey, you have a late-night topic with your girlfriends. I am a very democratic person and I will never object, but can you consider the psychological feelings of the parties involved

"Lin Jiabao, I seem to have heard the sound of keys coming from Fangzheng's house next door?"

"Could it be that little brother Fangzheng~ is back?"

Da da da... The sound of slippers stepping on the floor, as quiet as a virgin, as if moving like a rabbit, the sound of slippers quickly came to the door, and then quietly opened a crack in the door, and carefully and cautiously poked out two weird heads.

Fangzheng showed black and white teeth, raised his hand and said hello: "Let me tell you a little joke, do you know what kind of person is a female man?"

"When I fell in love with her, it felt like I was having sex."

Fang Zheng gave a harmless smile.

"ah!"

The high-decibel scream directly rips the calm of the night.

There was a sharp sound in the corridor of the community.

Talking about Fang Zheng behind his back, some of the guilty second daughters were almost scared to pee by Fang Zheng's sudden appearance.

Fangzheng arrived home at half past ten, and after dismissing Lin Jiabao and Chen Tongtong's two daughters, he returned home at eleven o'clock in the middle of the night.

As soon as Fangzheng pushed open the anti-theft door and turned on the light at the entrance, he saw the little skull holding a pair of slippers in his hand, standing obediently waiting for him to go home.

The two groups of light in the eye sockets twinkled and twinkled, as if they were very happy.

It seems that the little skull has been waiting at the entrance for a while,

It seemed that as soon as there was Fangzheng's movement outside the door, the little skull had already run to the entrance, waiting for Fangzheng to enter the house.

As soon as the little skull saw Fangzheng push the door open and enter the house, he ran over happily and hugged Fangzheng's leg, which was a deep attachment.

He was deeply afraid that if he let go, Fang Zheng would abandon her again.

Fangzheng lightly stroked the head of the little skull wearing a camouflage suit and a hoodie. The hard touch did not make Fangzheng feel cold, but warmed his heart slightly.

So, he said, "Did you finish the homework I assigned to you every day in the past three days? Have you been addicted to cartoons and missed your homework?"

"Let me check the Chinese characters on your grid book and see if you have completed the number of copies on time."

The little skull was stunned.

The two faint lights in the eye sockets seemed to flicker in a daze.

The plot was completely different from what she had imagined.

Why do people in this world invent things against humanity!

The little skull let go of Fangzheng's hand,

with head bowed,

Feeling a little depressed, she walked towards her bedroom.

Then, I saw Xiaokulou holding a few homework books, obediently standing in front of Fangzheng, like a wronged kindergarten kid, handing out the books in his hand, almost tearing up.

In these few notebooks, it is the homework that Xiaokulou has been working hard to complete in the past few days. Every day, thirty Chinese characters are copied one hundred times each.

In addition, twenty math problems of addition, subtraction and multiplication every day.

Fangzheng touched the little skull with some distress, but did not take the homework, and smiled a little funny and affectionately: "I was just joking with you."

"Come on, let's see what I brought you, Dangdang... I don't know if you like this little gift."

Fangzheng handed out a beautifully packaged small gift box, and handed it to Xiaokulou with a smile, beckoning her to take it.

The little skull raised his head, and the light in his eye sockets flickered more and more intensely. He hesitated and pointed at himself, as if surprised and pleasantly surprised, but looked at Fangzheng in disbelief, as if asking: "Is this gift really worth it?" Is it for me?"

"Do I really have and have presents?"

Fangzheng gave an encouraging look, and signaled the little skull to accept the gift.

Afterwards, the little skull carefully took the gift box, and under Fang Zheng's guidance, he clumsily opened layers of wrapping paper slowly, more carefully and solemnly than ever before, as if with a sense of ritual, afraid that he would touch the gift box. The wrapping paper of the gift box is broken.

This is a Hetian jasper pendant, small and exquisite, just suitable for children under ten years old to wear.

Xiaokulou couldn't put it down, it can be seen that he likes it very much.

Fangzheng looked at the happy little skull with a smile on his face. Although this piece of Hetian jade was a little expensive, he thought it was worth it when he looked at the little skull.

"A kind shopping guide in the jade store said that you can also ask the master in the store to engrave your name on the jade for free."

"I have never taken the initiative to choose a name for you. I just want you to choose a name for yourself after you learn Chinese characters."

"Or what your original name was, you can also tell me."

"So, have you decided what name you want to engrave on the jade pendant?"

(end of this chapter)