Here Lies The Wicked

Chapter 5: Anorectal Department Song Jie Attending Physician

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The shocking change in the scriptures on the human skin made Fang Zheng stand at the entrance of the hospital for a while, a little out of his wits.

His abnormal behavior soon attracted the attention of the security guard on duty at the gate.

"Sir, is there anything I can help you with?"

This is a 1.8-meter long-legged little security brother, with a tall and straight figure, a rigid body, neat and agile movements, and a meticulous seriousness all over his body.

Although he was wearing a security uniform, he didn't have the slouchy image of an ordinary security guard at all. Instead, he looked more like a well-trained soldier.

Fangzheng shook his head.

"see a doctor?"

"Um."

"What disease?"

"Anorectal."

"Which doctor?"

"Song Jie, the attending physician of the anorectal department."

The little security guard immediately picked up the walkie-talkie: "This is area C, check if there is an attending physician named Song Jie in the anorectal department? It's over."

A reply was quickly sent through the intercom, and there was indeed such a person. The vigilance in the security guard's eyes eased a little bit, and then told Fang Zheng to go in quickly, not to obstruct other people's passage at the entrance.

"You said that the first person in the world to know that milk can be drunk, what did he do to cows?" Fangzheng suddenly had a big turn in his brain.

The little security guard was stunned.

Fangzheng made a high-five gesture, and said solemnly: "Then here comes the question, you said that the first person in the world who understands the anus, what did he do to men?"

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The little security guard brother An An was stunned, his eyes were confused.

"Just now, I suddenly figured it out. I won't go in to find Dr. Song Jie. Goodbye." After speaking, Fangzheng simply lifted his legs, turned his head and left.

What the hell is the anorectal department.

Fangzheng couldn't help but rejoice at his divine reaction. The little security guard looked like a soldier, and the Municipal People's Hospital had indeed been taken over by the armed police.

If he really wanted to go in, he would be like a sheep going into the mouth of a tiger, who knows what kind of moths will come out of the human skin scripture next.

The little security guard looked at Fangzheng in a daze, and then watched Fangzheng turn and leave in a daze. He was in a daze the whole time, what

I never figured it out from the beginning to the end. Is there any inevitable connection between the anorectal department and cows

Fangzheng felt that today must be a bloodbath day.

Everything is not going well.

Just now, he had just walked about ten meters away, and he was thankful in his heart that he had managed to get rid of the interrogation of the soldier's little brother, but in the end, his joy turned into grief, Fangzheng cried out in pain, and was accidentally stepped on.

Before Fangzheng could react, the other party had already stuffed several things into Fangzheng's hands, apologized, and then hurriedly got into the crowd and disappeared.

Just at this time, there was a cry of surprise, the city management is here! run! The small vendors that were crowded outside the hospital suddenly ran away.

It was obvious that the person who stepped on Fangzheng just now was a street vendor.

Fangzheng felt that these street vendors were not easy, and if they met each other next time, paying them would be regarded as a purchase.

This was just a small episode. When Fang Zheng didn't delay all the way, it was already twenty minutes later when he took a taxi back home. As soon as he got home, Fang Zheng immediately locked the door, closed all the curtains, and then took out the human skin scriptures that had been hidden in his coat.

He saw the changes in the human skin scriptures at the first glance.

The ancient runes on the human skin scriptures, which were twisted like earthworms, were actually lit up with the first rune at this time.

"Is this... a dead thing coming to life?"

Fangzheng's heart was trembling, and he was a little terrified.

This is human skin.

Something ripped from the dead.

It was originally a symbol of ominous things, but now a dead thing seems to be alive

In the ensuing time, Fangzheng has not figured out why.

"It's not that different."

If the first rune hadn't been lit up, Fang Zheng might really have thought that the human skin scripture hadn't changed much.

On the contrary, after a whole morning of tossing around, his stomach was already rumbling, Fangzheng decided to settle for food first, there is nothing more important than eating, if there is, he will have two bowls. At this moment, a few things appeared in his field of vision, which were stuffed into his hands by a vendor at the hospital gate.

"Golden Bell Jar", "King Kong Seal", "Arhat True Body".

Three martial arts cheats, apparently this is an old magic stick I met on the side of the road, who specializes in wholesale magic cheats.

"Young man, I think you have exquisite bones. You are a unique martial arts genius. It is up to you to maintain world peace. I have a cheat book "Tathagata Palm". If I see that you are destined, I will sell it to you for fifty cents." Already!"

hehe.

Elementary school monks will not be fooled by this old routine.

Today's elementary school monks are very thieves.

""Arhat's Real Body"? Shaolin Eighteen Bronze Figures, it should be cultivated."

At this moment, Fangzheng was still holding the human-skin scriptures in his left hand, and picked up the fake secret book with his right hand. At this moment, Fangzheng's attention was all on the "Arhat's True Body". When he read these four words, suddenly, The mutation was startled.

The first lit rune on the human skin scripture disappeared.

Annihilated like a star.

But then, the "Arhat's True Body" on his right hand started to shine brightly, Fangzheng was so frightened that his hand trembled, and he threw away the fake cheat book in his hand.

The fake cheats that fell on the ground began to feel like a draft, the pages of the book flipped quickly, and the characters, characters, and paragraphs on it seemed to come alive, bursting out with golden brilliance like divine brilliance, sections were overturned, sections were re- Sort of, as fast as a movie fast forward x50.

When it's all over, the light fades away.

"Arhat's True Body" has become seven gold-plated characters "Arhat's Golden Body Is Not Bad".

It's better than magic tricks.

"If it's not that I'm bewitched, it must be that I haven't woken up from the coma last night."

Slah!

Tear off the newly posted 30 yuan mobile phone tempered film, I will actually feel a pain in the flesh? This is not an illusion!

Everything is real!

After pondering, Fangzheng felt that he had roughly figured out what the purpose of the human skin scripture was.

Theoretically speaking, the ability of human skin scriptures should be able to touch stones into gold.

A radish can be strengthened into a thousand-year-old ginseng.

Even a fake cheat book worth 10 yuan on the street can strengthen a real cheat book.

Similar to strengthening, creating artifacts from scratch!

Thinking back carefully, the problematic Liuwei Dihuang pills he ate must have been strengthened, but the specific effect of the medicine is still unknown. Maybe it was to transform his body and give him more powerful kidneys, such as naturally inhaling from two cylinders. Become an eight-cylinder turbo

It's just that he hasn't studied it yet, what is the trigger condition for the human skin scriptures to be lit

What exactly is that mysterious pale air in the hospital

But he had a hunch that he would take another risky trip to the Municipal People's Hospital...

Think carefully.

Hissing, Fangzheng gasped.

"When the human skin scripture is illuminated with a rune, it is already so miraculous that it can deduce the fake cheats into a real secret book that can be cultivated. If the dazzling light erupted from the human skin scripture last night, it really turned all the runes If they are all lit up, then they still have divinity? So what did the Liuwei Dihuang pills I ate last night turn into? Eight kidneys and Liuwei Dihuang pills?"

Fangzheng's original surprise of having an adventure turned into fright again.

(end of this chapter)