Seeing the gaze from the proprietress of the barbecue stand, the old magic stick lightly poked Fang Zheng beside him with his elbow.
"Little brother, old man, I traveled all over the world, and met all kinds of people. I learned a few days of dumb language for a while... Old man, why do I feel that the lady who owns the barbecue stall seems to know you, and she seemed to be calling you a younger brother just now?"
The old magic stick was still holding Fortune Incense 2.0 in his hand, and he looked at Fang Zheng beside him suspiciously.
The lady boss is hot.
The proprietress was so hot that she was full of big men.
Call him brother again...
How could Fangzheng not know who the proprietress in front of him was, she was the cheap godmother he recognized, she did what she said, and came to her door.
Fangzheng didn't take the initiative to admit it to the old god stick, but said calmly: "Old god stick, you haven't answered my question just now, do you have a grudge against this lady boss?"
"This proprietress is immoral, and the water from washing vegetables is poured on the road in the street."
Fangzheng wondered: "That can be regarded as immoral and unqualified at best, and it's not a big deal. There's no need to hate so deeply, right?"
Fangzheng clearly remembered how irritable Yun Xiangxiang's temper was.
And let the old god stick recognize a goddaughter.
If the proprietress really wants to become the goddaughter of the old god, as the boss's goddamn younger brother, wouldn't he be taken advantage of by the old god for nothing and become the godson of the old god? ! ! It's just a generation younger! !
"He didn't apologize for splashing dishwashing water on my shoes."
Fangzheng nodded: "It is true that this must be condemned morally, but this is at most a small friction between neighbors, so there is no need to rise to the level of hatred, right?"
"You do not understand."
The more Fangzheng listened, the more confused he became: "What do you not understand?"
The old god stick sighed and said: "Didn't you realize, little brother, since the new barbecue stall opened across the door today, our fortune-telling shop has not done a single business?"
"Those who want to tell a fortune teller are more or less secrets that they don't want to be known by others. They all want to be quiet and quiet to avoid people's eyes and ears. This pair of doors opened a barbecue stall, and the business is so hot. There are people coming and going, noisy, you say who will come to our store to read palms and tell fortunes, which will directly lead to the failure of a business today."
"On the first day the proprietress opened the store, she splashed my old shoes and ten pairs of new socks for 9.9 yuan on Pinduoduo, and drove away the business in the store. Isn't this against me?"
"Of course, that's not the point. I've discovered that the owner of the barbecue stall is evading taxes!!"
Fangzheng stared in surprise, how could you know about such a private matter of tax evasion by others
The old god stick coughed dryly, and said with some embarrassment: "Before the little brother came, the greedy worm in my stomach was aroused by the aroma of barbecue stalls, so I went to pick up a bunch of the cheapest two yuan five vegetables , Can I issue an invoice? I want a paper invoice. It stands to reason that my request is not too much, and now the Q coins recharged with 5 yuan have to be invoiced... But the proprietress said that the new store opened, and there was no time to go to the local tax bureau to buy an invoice. I can’t open it for the time being, let me, the old man, reissue it in a few days, little brother, what is it if you say this is not an excuse for deliberate tax evasion.”
In the end, the old god stick spoke righteously, with awe-inspiring righteousness.
Fangzheng let out a huh, and then asked the old magic stick, what did he want to ask for from the lady of the barbecue stall with the incense stick
money? Kebab? Or a daughter
Which pot is not opened and which pot is to be lifted, and when Fangzheng mentioned his daughter's affairs to him again, the old god stick became impatient.
"Little brother, are you saying in a disguised form that I can't do it?" The old god stick refused to accept it on the spot, and rolled up the sleeves of his Taoist robe.
Men can head over the Hulun Buir Prairie.
But never be told no! !
"Old Daoist, I don't believe in this evil anymore. The improved luck this time will still give me nail clippers or dog food bowls!!"
The old magic stick immediately took out a lighter and lit a handful of fortune incense that he had been holding in his hand.
Fangzheng didn't stop him, and he didn't contact Mr. Fu or Captain Fei right away. There are wax figure ghosts here. Because he was also very curious, and wanted to see whether the effect of the improvement of Fortune Fragrance was greatly improved.
At the same time, he had already taken pictures of all the diners at the barbecue stand. No matter how many people had eaten the barbecue in this restaurant, they would not be able to escape the Sky Eye system.
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As soon as the old god stick lit the fortune incense, the incense immediately choked his nostrils and made a foul atmosphere.
Fangzheng found that the more the incense of luck improved, the thicker the smoke and the stronger the smell.
"Cough, cough, cough..."
The nearest old god stick was choked and coughed non-stop, but this time the old god stick didn't move, his eyes were red from the smoke, like pink eye disease, but he still kept catching the fortune stick, his eyes didn't blink Staring at the proprietress of the barbecue stall opposite.
Such a big movement here naturally attracted the attention of the barbecue stall opposite.
The proprietress just glanced at the old magic stick, stayed on the fortune stick in the old magic stick's hand for a second, and then turned back to look in Fangzheng's direction.
It seems that the proprietress didn't recognize Fortune Xiang.
During this period, nothing happened, until the incense stick in the hands of the old magic stick burned out, and there was no movement from the lady of the barbecue stall.
Suddenly, the proprietress baked a plate of barbecue, about ten or twenty skewers, and asked a diner who was about to pay and leave after eating to send it to the fortune-telling shop.
"This is the kind-hearted proprietress who specially gave it to you, grandpa and grandson. The proprietress said that you have been staring at the barbecue in her hand. It must be because you are hungry and have no money to eat barbecue. This plate of barbecue is from the proprietress. You are pitiful, I specially gave it to you as supper."
The diner looked pitifully at the figures of an old man and a young man squatting at the entrance of the fortune-telling hall, staring at the barbecue stand, and sighed, this is too pitiful for the grandparents.
Just as the diner finished speaking, the fortune incense was completely burned out at this time.
Fangzheng and the old god stick looked at the kebabs they brought, and then at the incense ash that fell on the ground. Both of them were startled, and then thought to themselves, could this kebabs also have something to do with the fragrance of luck
"Old God stick, this time I have made great progress. A plate of barbecue is worth thirty to forty yuan at least, which is several times more than the price of nail clippers." Fangzheng said in a slightly teasing tone.
The old god stick didn't pay attention to Fang Zheng, on the contrary, he was very happy. After accepting the barbecue happily, he threw a handful of improved fortune incense to Fang Zheng.
"Little brother, it was indeed you who beat me last time, but my luck finally turned around today, I don't believe it, every time your luck surpasses me, the value of the items you get this time will exceed the value of my plate of kebabs! This time I will continue to bet with you, little brother!"
"Remember, don't say no to the masters!"
The old godstick still remembered the last time he lost the bet, and said provocatively.
Fangzheng took the fortune stick and the lighter that the old magic stick forcefully stuffed into him. He looked at the old magic stick who took the initiative to challenge him, and then at the wax figure proprietress who came to the door, with a harmless smile on her face.
(end of this chapter)