Here Lies The Wicked

Chapter 564: The most memorable is first love

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Facing the plaintive gaze of the proprietress, Fang's expression remained positive.

"Then if you let the proprietress love you again, will the proprietress still love that heartbroken man as deeply as half a month ago?"

"Brother, have you ever heard a sentence that women often talk about?"

Fangzheng was curious: "What?"

The proprietress resented, and glanced at Fangzheng lamentingly: "The first love is the most memorable thing for a woman. No matter how much this unscrupulous man has broken her heart, as long as the first love man calls, even if he knows it is a moth to the flame, he will still rush to him."

"It seems that this is destined to be a tragedy." Fangzheng said with emotion.

When Fangzheng met the proprietress of the wax figure at the noodle shop, the proprietress also kept saying that she loved him. Fangzheng told the proprietress to stand still and let him hack him to death if she loved him. As a result, the proprietress resisted even more fiercely.

then.

The proprietress, pawn.

The wax figure proprietress in front of her has an obvious answer. This time, she will resist like last time, not only to resist, but also to make Fang Zheng into a wax figure.

Stay with her forever.

Because Fang was her first love.

The old god stick sitting on the side looked at the proprietress, then at Fang Zheng, with a confused expression on his face.

What kind of charades are these two playing in front of them

Why are they all Chinese characters that everyone knows? When I take apart a single character, I know it, but when the two people in front of me put it together, I can't understand a word

"Little brother, do you know the proprietress?" the old magic stick asked Fangzheng.

"do not know."

"do not know."

Fangzheng and the proprietress said in unison almost in tacit understanding.

The old magic stick obviously looked at the two people in front of him in disbelief.

After the words fell, the proprietress and Fangzheng looked at each other, the proprietress suddenly smiled happily, and her heavy chest trembled: "My brother's words and demeanor are more and more like the heartbreaker of my sister's first love. .”

Those who didn't know thought the proprietress was flirting with Xiao Xianrou.

Founder is hooking up.

Only Fang Zheng knew.

The proprietress wants his life anytime! !

"Meeting is fate, brother, hurry up and eat while it's hot, if you don't have enough to eat, continue to call sister, today sister is happy, sister invited me for this meal, brother, you will not be charged."

Just like the scene in the noodle shop for the first time, the proprietress began to try hard to persuade Fang Zheng to eat the food she made by herself.

Fangzheng: "..."

"Miss Boss, I have a bad stomach recently and my body is weak, so I can't eat food that is too oily and watery, old god stick, you can eat."

A dead fellow is not a poor monk, in the face of whether to eat or not, Fang Zheng decisively sold the old magic stick.

With him around, the old god stick will suffer a little at best, as long as he doesn't eat too much at one time.

Well.

Afterwards, the old god stick was counted as a work-related injury, and he was given a few days off as compensation.

The old god stick who couldn't bear the glutton in his stomach for a long time, immediately started his big mouthful.

"Is my brother's stomach bad? Do you want my sister to feed you?" The proprietress looked at Fangzheng with concern.

Before Fangzheng could refuse, the proprietress had already twisted her waist and lowered herself.

Seeing the proprietress who really went to order the noodles, the old magic stick secretly asked Fangzheng in a depressed mood: "Little brother, have you already lit the fortune incense?"

"Otherwise, how could this proprietress treat you again and serve you noodles herself?"

Fangzheng took his hand out from under the table, but the fortune incense was still there, not lit. At this time, Fangzheng looked at the proprietress who turned her back to him and was concentrating on giving him noodles, and decisively lit the fortune incense in her hand.

The boss lady has already been rejected once.

When the proprietress really brought the noodles, he refused for the second time, wondering what would happen.

So I plan to use the incense of fortune.

The most important thing is that he can drive away a few diners in the barbecue stall, so that he can do it.

At this time, the night was getting dark, there were not many diners, and there were only three tables at the table between him and the old god stick, so he only needed to drive the other two tables away.

At the same time, Fangzheng kicked the old magic stick under the table. Now that the proprietress is not here, let him stop eating.

Be careful you can get food poisoning.

Click...the damping sound of plastic, and a wisp of flame burst out from the lighter.

After Fangzheng lit the fortune incense, he divided the three fortune incense sticks in his hand into three parts, and then inserted them on the three skewers of grilled shiitake mushrooms respectively.

Immediately, thick smoke billowed, making the barbecue stand a mess, and immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of other diners.

When they turned their heads to look at it, they happened to see the scene where Fangzheng divided the fortune incense into three parts and stuck it on the grilled mushrooms. This scene was clearly a memorial to the dead.

And the incense sticks happened to be facing them.

Those who didn't know thought that Fang Zheng was paying homage to them, and their expressions immediately changed.

This is incense for the dead, but it is too unkind to burn it to them, and it makes people feel uncomfortable.

But when they thought that it was burned to the dead and they were worshiping the dead, these diners couldn't lose their temper even if they were angry. After all, since ancient times, Chinese people have always been taboo about the dead.

Afraid of being entangled in dirty things.

"You all have a good journey. Today is your death day. You died here last year. I will pay homage to you at the place where you died every year."

Fangzheng's voice was neither too loud nor too soft, and it happened to be heard by the people at the two tables.

Sure enough, the faces of the people at the two tables became even uglier, and they all felt that it was unlucky that they were really worshiping the dead. In addition, the one on the top is facing their side to worship, which makes it even more frustrating.

In addition, the incense of luck is poisonous, and the smell of fireworks is too strong, making the surrounding area full of miasma. As expected, those college students cursed bad luck in their hearts, packed their things and left in a hurry.

All of a sudden, the shop was empty, only Fangzheng and the old god stick were left at the table.

These college students didn't know that Fangzheng was saving their lives.

Until the proprietress approached Fangzheng with a bowl of steaming hot noodles, she held the bowl in one hand, and subconsciously fanned the smoky fireworks in front of her eyes with the other: "Brother, you smell better, and drive away all the customers in sister's shop." Ran."

The proprietress gave Fang Zheng a plaintive look.

"Brother, the smell of this incense is very pungent, and the smoke is so heavy. Is it damp and not dried? Brother, come here, this is the bullwhip noodles that sister just cooked for you. Brother, didn't you say that you are weak recently, hurry up while it is hot Let's eat."

When he heard the bullwhip noodles, Fang showed a strange face.

He is still young.

Eat this now, isn't it too filling

As a result, just as the proprietress finished speaking, Fangzheng hadn't figured out how to refuse, fanning his nose with one hand, and the proprietress who was holding the bowl in the other, couldn't hold it steady, bang!

A bowl of noodles fell to the ground, and the soup mixed with the noodles splashed all over.

Fangzheng's heart skipped a beat, could it be that the incense of luck started to work

The proprietress, who was approaching at first, looked at the soup noodles splashed all over the floor, and her expression became a little cold: "My brother waits for my sister for a while, and my sister will go and eat it for my brother."

(end of this chapter)