"Young man, do you know him?"
The red armband aunt looked at Fangzheng with vigilance.
"Young man, you and this shameless old man are both of the same virtue. The world is as black as ink, so you just take out things casually?"
Fangzheng let out an uh, and then his face turned black.
Aunt, do you have any misunderstandings about men
What is the same black as ink in the world
besides! What kind of snakeskin ghost is it to take things out casually! !
Not all men are sugarcane men.
There is also boiled water that can cure all diseases.
"Old Godstick, what on earth did you do to this aunt... What did you do to this eldest sister to be fined?" Fangzheng's face was dark, feeling that he was so innocent, and he took the blame for the old Godstick for no reason.
Originally, he wanted to talk about aunt, but he saw that the eyes of aunt with red armbands became sharper, as sharp as a blade. Fortunately, Fang Zheng changed his words in time.
The old magic stick hurriedly shouted for injustice.
"Little brother, you said I was wronged by the old way, I just opened this supermarket shopping bag in my hand, and just took out this incense. In less than a second, this eldest sister jumped out of nowhere, and insisted If I affect the appearance of the city, the maximum fine is 50 yuan."
The old magic stick shouted for grievances while digging out things.
It was a stick of black incense sticks.
Fangzheng swears!
He had never seen an incense stick uglier than this one.
It simply overturned the previous cognition of incense sticks.
"What is this incense stick?" Fangzheng immediately thought of a possibility, raised his head suddenly, and looked at the old magic stick in surprise.
The old magic stick winked at Fangzheng.
Fangzheng immediately understood, with a joyful expression on his face.
Fangzheng and the old god stick's eyebrows danced for a while, which fell in the eyes of the red armband aunt at the side, but it became two people blatantly provoking her majesty.
"You old man is very bad, I've been staring at you for a long time! It's summer, why don't you go home and lie down, squatting suspiciously by the side of the road, staring at the young female college students on the street, not because you want to get old Shameless Pengci is an old pervert. It does not affect the appearance of the city, what is it that does not affect the civilization of the city? Then he took out something and wanted to light it on the side of the road. The incense sticks burned with incense ash, and the incense ash falling on the ground also affects the appearance of the city, sanitation Is it easy for workers to clean the roads in summer? Doesn’t your conscience ache? Punishment for multiple crimes, not the maximum fine, how can you treat an old man like you and change the young people’s perception of our collective elderly?”
"Let me tell you, don't blush and refute. Are you in a hurry and want to pretend to pass out so that you can extort money? Let me tell you, there is not much difference in age between us, and I am not afraid of you. Evil people have to be tortured by evil people. You fainted I faint too, if you touch porcelain, I will touch porcelain too! Old people touch porcelain, old people, no one is afraid of anyone!"
Fang Zheng saw that the old god stick was blushing with anger from the red armband aunt, fearing that the conflict would be aroused, Fang Zheng hurriedly stepped forward to smooth things over.
"Sister, calm down. He is an employee of my shop. I specially waited for me at the intersection. If you don't believe me, the fortune-telling shop two hundred meters away is my shop, business license, engraved seal, rental contract, shop It's all there."
The aunt looked at Fangzheng suspiciously: "Since you are the owner of the fortune-telling shop, are you better at fortune-telling than this fake Taoist priest who wears Taoist robes but looks dignified?"
Fangzheng didn't know how to tell fortunes, so he hurriedly explained that he was a funder, and the old magician was skilled. After a while of explaining, the red armband aunt believed Fangzheng's words half-believingly.
Seeing that the aunt with the red armband showed signs of letting go, Fangzheng hurriedly handed over a fifty yuan fine, but the aunt refused. If the old magic stick didn't deliberately affect the appearance of the city, forget it this time.
"Young man, for the sake of your good attitude, I will believe your words for the time being. As for that bad old man, I can't believe my eldest sister."
Before the red armband aunt left, she glanced at the old god stick. It seemed that the old god stick was looking at the big white legs of the female college students, and at the same time looking at the things that were picked out, which left a bad impression on the red armband aunt.
The old god stick was so depressed that he was about to suffer from internal injuries, and his body trembled with anger.
Why can't you trust him
"Little brother, you have to believe me. I, Chen Daxian, have been in the rivers and lakes for so many years. I have already looked down on the world of mortals. How could I still look at female college students? In my eyes, these female college students are all the same age as girls. Is a man with an idea inferior to a beast? Just now I was researching..." The old god stick blushed and defended himself with a thick neck.
But the red armband aunt just didn't believe it, the old magic stick hadn't finished explaining, she had already left, and went aggressively to arrest other uncivilized people.
Fangzheng also never imagined that his first meeting with the old god stick after a long absence would be such a misunderstanding scene.
"Old God stick bear with it." Fangzheng patted Old God stick on the shoulder comfortingly, and gave a look that any man could understand.
When men reason in front of women, they are inherently weak.
"Old God Stick, the incense stick in your hand, could it be the fortune incense 3.0 that has been improved during my absence?" Fangzheng turned the old God Stick's attention away.
"But how did Fortune Fragrance 3.0 become a black face?"
When it came to the incense stick in his hand, the old magic stick who had been wronged like a little resentful woman in front of the red armband aunt before immediately regained his masculinity, valiant and high-spirited, not to mention how flamboyant and flamboyant.
"After the fortune incense has been improved once, due to the limitation of materials, it has been improved to the end. Unless better and more expensive alternative materials can be found, the old man thinks that fortune incense has encountered a bottleneck temporarily, so I will study the new "Forty-eight Good and Evil" fragrant"."
The old magic stick became more and more excited as he talked, and mysteriously patted the red supermarket shopping bag in his hand towards Fangzheng.
In the shopping bag, bulging.
The new "Forty-eight Fragrances of Good and Evil"
This is indeed good news!
"Old man, if you get paid this month, I will definitely give you a bonus!" Fang Zheng waved his hand arrogantly. If the business wants to grow bigger, it must not treat the backbone of the technology badly.
As soon as he heard that there would be a bonus, the old god stick was so excited that his face was bloodshot, and his old face had more wrinkles than orange peels when he smiled. The old god stick, who is full of money, has already forgotten all the unpleasantness before.
In life, there is no more real joy and happiness than money.
If there is, it must be that the money is not enough.
"Old God, what kind of incense did you research this time? Why is the color of this incense stick different from the color of incense sticks we've seen before?" Fang Zheng couldn't wait to know.
Just having the incense of fortune is already so stupid, Fangzheng has been coveting the other incense sticks in the "Forty-eight Incenses of Good and Evil" for a long time.
More importantly, he promised to find a mother incense for Brother Xiang, and to build the Sangong Sixth Courtyard for Brother Xiang. It seems that there is hope.
Hearing Fang Zheng's question, the temperament of the old god stick suddenly changed, from the old god stick who was obsessed with money suddenly, to an old Taoist priest with a sense of demeanor and integrity, and the incense stick in his hand for Fang Zheng's popular science.
"Little brother, you already know that the "Forty-Eight Incenses of Good and Evil" are used as incense for people. There are two categories, one is good incense, and the other is evil incense. It means that this incense is just like human beings. of evil."
"Just like the incense of luck, it is the good incense that can change people's fortune."
"You will definitely ask, what's the difference with this new incense stick? This black and black incense stick is exactly evil incense!"
(end of this chapter)