Here Lies The Wicked

Chapter 759: Sickness of disease

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The words of the old god stick are not difficult to understand.

Heart black!

Heart black!

Since it is a bad fragrance, it must be black from the outside to the inside.

Fangzheng said he could understand.

However, if the evil fragrance in front of me is really a female fragrance, I just don’t know how to find Brother Xiang “my sassy girlfriend”, “my tigress daughter-in-law”, “my mother-in-law is the Lion Roaring in the River East”... Brother Xiang will Won't you cry and beat him to death

"Old Taoist, I have newly researched the evil fragrance, which is the disease fragrance in the forty-eight fragrances. As the name suggests, the fortune fragrance can change people's fortune, and the disease fragrance, hehe, can make people sick."

The old god stick was handsome for only three seconds, and as soon as he praised him for his immortality, he immediately turned into a wretched look.

Speaking of this, the old godstick thought of depressing things, and the more he talked, the more depressed he became: "Old Daoist, I have just researched the fragrance of disease. I just squatted on the side of the road and have been looking for candidates. I want to find a petty thief to test the power of this fragrance of disease. Look at it. It depends on what kind of disease people will get, but before the thief can be found, he is targeted by the aunt on the street."

To be honest, Fangzheng really wanted to see the effect of the fragrance of the disease immediately, so next, two figures, one old and one young, began to sit on the side of the road in the scorching sun, facing the sideways glances of passers-by, looking for suitable candidates Come.

The fragrance of disease is the fragrance of evil.

This candidate must not be blamed on an honest person.

Although this disease incense is the same as the luck incense, it is a castrated version of Pinxixi that uses cheap alternative materials, and there is a big difference in efficacy from the genuine disease incense.

But why should an honest person take the blame! !

Soon, the old magic stick found the target, and the old magic stick squatting on the side of the road gently pushed Fang Zheng with his elbow.

Fangzheng followed his gaze, and saw the red armband aunt from before, now flirting with a man with glasses.

The man with glasses was leaning against the railing on the side of the road, eating melon seeds, and then, ignoring the persuasion of the aunt with red armbands, he spit out the skins of the melon seeds on the ground.

There are already many people gathered around.

Listen carefully to the content of the conversation, it seems to be related to spitting melon seeds. It turned out that the man in glasses didn’t listen to the persuasion, and kept spitting melon seeds on the ground without quality. There is a trash can on the street next to him. The man with glasses showed a look of indifference.

Any fine, I just have no money.

If you have the ability, you call the police and arrest me.

But I'm sorry, the police force is limited, and the police don't care about such trivial matters.

The arrogance and low quality of the man with glasses who spit melon seeds can make the red armband aunt very angry. No matter what the red armband aunt scolds, the glasses man just doesn't care.

There is no one who knows me here, so why should I care about my face? Zhou City is so big, with millions of people in the vast sea of people. After I finished eating melons, I patted my ass and left. How could the millions of people in Zhou City still be able to live together? Can you recognize him

It was with this thought in mind that the man in glasses eating melon seeds became even more unscrupulous.

The attitude is very arrogant.

"Little brother, the first drop of blood in the opening of the sick and fragrant, I will take this man with glasses to sacrifice the flag! I am an old man, I think this man with glasses who spit melon seeds all over the ground is very displeased!" An incense of disease.

Still the same, directly lit a handful of Pinxixi version of the disease incense.

However, when the old god stick was about to use a lighter to light the disease incense, he seemed to think of something, and found a plastic bag to put on the ground, and then took the lighter to light the disease incense.

The old god stick was afraid that the incense ash would fall to the ground, and he would be caught and fined.

Although the fine was not much, it was undoubtedly a piece of meat for the old man who had always been a money fan and stingy.

Fangzheng saw that the old magic stick had already ignited the evil incense in his hand, and said with a smile: "You didn't really hate that red armband aunt for wronging you just now, old magic stick, don't you hate it now?"

"Hate it, why don't you hate it? But as an old man, my three views are very upright. There are still some views of right and wrong. No matter what the eldest sister says, the sun on her head in summer is for the sake of urban civilization, not for personal gain. "After the old magic stick finished speaking, he began to stare at the man in glasses who was still throwing melon seeds while arguing with the red armband aunt, and began to mutter in his mouth.

For a moment, I couldn't hear what the old magic stick was muttering.

Maybe a gibberish curse, curse.

Fangzheng has not yet seen whether the incense of disease has any effect, but the smoke of the incense of disease is thicker than the incense of luck.

And it smells like rotten eggs.

"Is this sickness incense burning incense, or is it releasing poisonous gas..."

Fangzheng was speechless as he watched the old godstick cough violently from choking. Fangzheng was really worried that the old godstick would suffocate and pass out.

One minute.

two minutes.

The man with glasses who vomited melon seeds was still strong and strong, and he scolded the red armband aunt loudly.

Is this disease fragrance invalid

Or is the effect of the disease fragrance too weak, and it was wiped out by the lymphatic immune system as soon as it entered the body of the man with glasses

Or do you need a certain incubation period? Like five years? ten years? twenty years

After a while, more than half of the sickness incense had been burned, and the atmosphere of the fireworks here became even more smoky, and the movement here finally attracted the attention of the man in glasses who spit melon seeds.

The two eyes of the old god stick were staring at him all the time, and he was burning incense in his hand. The incense was only burned for the dead, and how could it be burned for the living. Isn't this clearly cursing him to die in public? The man with glasses pushed Aunt down, threw away the melon seeds in his hand, and walked towards the old god stick and Fangzheng with a sullen expression.

Judging by this posture, he is about to hit someone with a temper tantrum.

But who knows!

Before the man with glasses could reach him, he suddenly had a stomachache and clutched his stomach.

"Uh, is this caused by eating too many melon seeds, flatulence, and abdominal pain?"

But next, Fangzheng saw the man with glasses looking around with a sallow face, then pushed passers-by away, and hurried into a public toilet at a speed faster than a 100-meter sprint.

Crackling! boom!

There was a burst of explosion in the public toilet, and the unique stench of eating fire spread out, which actually smoked away the people nearby.

The crackling sound lasted for several minutes, and only then did the man with glasses come out with one hand covering his stomach and the other his chrysanthemum, with a face full of pain.

As a result, just as he walked out of the public toilet, the expression on the man's face changed, and he hurried back to the public toilet again. There was a crackling sound, and the stench that wafted out became stronger.

After the man in glasses went back and forth a dozen times, his stomach and legs were so weak that he couldn't walk.

In the end, the man with glasses was carried directly into the ambulance on a stretcher and taken away.

Fangzheng looked at the old magic stick speechlessly.

Could it be that the only effect of this disease fragrance is to make people have diarrhea until they collapse

So if you encounter a ghost, there is a ghost

Let's put aside the matter of the smell of illness for now. When there is a chance, Fangzheng will find another opportunity to try it on ghosts to see if it has any effect. Afterwards, Fangzheng talked to the old god stick about his real purpose of coming this time.

"Old God Stick, do you still have luck incense in stock? I'll take some away... By the way, give me some of this disease incense too!"

Well.

Fangzheng's idea is very simple.

Fight the truth.

(end of this chapter)