Here Lies The Wicked

Chapter 797: A crush is like having a spare tire

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Fang Zheng seemed to be finally pulled back from his thoughts by the old god stick, and gave the old god stick a strange look.

I really can't tell.

The old magic stick is quite up to date.

The old magic stick rubbed his hands together with a smile and said, "Little brother, do you really think that I am a veteran who uses short videos for playthings? I am a veteran who keeps pace with the times and integrates into the circle of young people. Now that I am 9102, I have to learn to keep up with the times." Keep advancing, you must learn how to communicate with young people today, so that you can rely on old skills to get a living."

Count according to the date on the engagement invitation.

Fangzheng discovered that the date was at the beginning of September.

If you count carefully, it just doesn't delay the time for university admission.

Today is about a month away from the beginning of September.

Looking at the engagement invitation in his hand, Fangzheng finally figured out why Gao Shuhua had less and less contact in the past two months.

Even every time he left a message on WeChat, he often only replied once every ten days and a half months.

Even when he left a message to Gao Shuhua about the suspected Gao Family encrypted text he found in the dungeon, Gao Shuhua has not received a reply until now.

Feelings are preparing for an engagement.

Engagement is not marriage and is not as strict as the legal age of marriage.

"Is the picture of Gao Shuhua on this engagement invitation from the old city god's lineage, Gao Shuhua, the eldest lady of Huapi Gao's family? Are you going to attend the engagement banquet of Gao's family during your trip?" Fangzheng held the invitation card in his hand, Ask the Li family of the copper body corpse lying on the ground.

First there is silence.

"If you want me to answer your question, let that old Taoist stay away from me and don't stand by my side." The bronze body lying dead on the ground, the body can't move at all, only the eyeballs can turn , Negotiate terms with Fangzheng.

What

The old god stick was full of grievances.

"Old god stick, you take a few steps back first."

The old magic stick opened his mouth, and finally took a few steps back dejectedly.

"The painting of Gao Shu on the engagement post is indeed the eldest lady of Huapi Gao's family. I was going to Gao's house this trip, but because I was passing by Zhou City, I accidentally found a ghost artifact leaked, so I was delayed for a few days. I wanted to stay. Waiting for the evil spirit of the underworld to grow up in Zhou City. Who would have thought that it was unlucky to meet a monster like you!"

"If I had known that there was still a monster like you in Zhou City, I would not have been greedy for a ghost artifact to stay in Zhou City. Staying in Zhou City is the thing I regret most in my life."

The copper body corpse lying on the ground said with regret.

really!

It was indeed the Gao Shuhua he knew!

Fangzheng pondered for a few seconds, not knowing what he was thinking, and then he continued to interrogate and asked: "How did you find out that the ghost weapon was leaked? Did you kill the missing hotel owner? Or are you playing tricks?"

"Who is the owner of the hotel? Is he related to the leak of the ghost weapon? Why did he choose to escape?"

Facing Fangzheng's series of questions, the expression on the face of the copper body was stunned.

He looked at Fangzheng in surprise: "I heard that old Taoist's conversation with you before, you seem to know Gao Shuhua, and you are very familiar with her, you care about her so much, if I guessed correctly, you should... like Gao Shuhua Or have you ever had a crush on Gao Shuhua? After all, Gao Shuhua is indeed very beautiful, with a good family background, young, beautiful, and the eldest lady of the Gao family. Around such a woman, I don’t know how many people are greedy for her beauty and the Gao family. Cultivation resources."

"When you hear that the girl you like is engaged to someone one day, and the groom is not yourself, shouldn't you be surprised and angry, and then ask me who the groom is? Where did you get engaged? Inquire about everything with Gao Shuhua Is there any relevant news? Why do you ask something irrelevant... "

Fangzheng let out a hiccup, and looked at the immobile corpse of the copper body lying on the ground, a little speechless.

He suddenly discovered that the psychological drama of the Li family with the bronze corpse was really rich.

He simply confirmed whether it was Gao Shuhua, but he was forced to add so many scenes.

"As long as you promise to let me live, I can promise you and take you to the engagement banquet. Without me, you won't even be able to enter the gate of Gao's house." The bronze body actually negotiated terms with Fang Zheng.

Fang Zheng was happy.

The emotional person has forced so many dramas, just looking for an opportunity to escape.

Fangzheng squatted next to the corpse of the copper body, and said with a chuckle, "Online dating is raising a pet with a mobile phone, so do you know what secret love is?"

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Black question mark face.

"A crush on one person is a crush, and a crush on two people is also a crush. But if you have a crush on five or ten people, the quantitative change will lead to a qualitative change. It is no longer my crush on someone else, but someone else becomes my backup. So, a crush is equal to Get a spare tire."

"Do you think a person will be sad and cry for the spare tire?"

The corpse of the copper body was dumbfounded on the spot by Fang Zheng's divine logic.

It's obviously the most humble crush, but how could it become a very honorable thing in this man's mouth

But then, his eyes showed ecstasy.

"Sure enough, you like Gao Shuhua!!"

When people fall into the water, they often lose their minds and desperately grab all the life-saving straws around them. It is also because of this that some people who fell into the water were drowned, and some rescuers were drowned instead.

The bronze body is in this crazy state at the moment.

He felt that he had caught Fang Zheng's weakness, as if he saw the dawn of escape, even if it was only a 1% possibility, he would frantically grab this last straw.

Fangzheng looked at the man in front of him speechlessly.

Is it because he has been practicing and practicing stupidly, can't even hear his irony

What a god. He likes Gao Shuhua.

Next, no matter how Fangzheng interrogated the hotel owner, the copper body corpse always answered irrelevant questions, insisting that Fangzheng liked or had a crush on Gao Shuhua, and kept telling him about Gao Shuhua, saying that he could bring Fangzheng into Gao's house and so on.

Seeing that he couldn't get an answer, Fangzheng had to change his mind: "Well, since you insist so firmly that I like Gao Shuhua, then you should really think that I like her. Let me ask you, Gao Ce and Gao Shuhua on the engagement post What is Shuhua's relationship? Is it illegal for cousins to marry close relatives?"

Unexpectedly, it was fine if Fangzheng didn't ask. With this question, the copper-bodied corpse seemed to have grasped Fangzheng's weakness, and immediately began to raise conditions. He would only say so if Fangzheng agreed to let him go, and only he could bring Fangzheng into high school. Home.

Seeing that the bronze body made a condition with him, Fang Zheng immediately hehe.

I believed you evil.

Go to Gao's house with you, I'm really falling into the trap.

Fangzheng stopped talking nonsense.

He directly took out the sickness incense and prepared to burn the incense, regardless of the Gao family's engagement, it's none of his football business.

Before lighting the incense sticks, Fangzheng was looking at the bronze corpse in his hand, and smiled mysteriously: "Let me tell you a little secret. Speaking of which, I still have a bit of grudge against Gao Shuhua, because I once inserted Gao Shuhua died more than ten times."

The copper body's eyes widened in disbelief, like a drowning man who had lost the last straw, and looked at Fangzheng angrily: "Impossible! Do you think I'll just fall for your tricks!!"

"Little brother, you are finally going to use the fragrance of disease."

At this time, seeing Fangzheng and "Dryy Grandma" having a bad conversation, the old magician started running to Fangzheng's side.

"Disease smell?!!!"

The bronze body's eyes showed fear, as if thinking of something that made him horrified, but in the next second, he was out of breath and furious.

"Stop bluffing me!"

"I really think I have never seen the fragrance of disease!"

"Thinking that you can just take a piece of roadside incense and use it as a disease incense in "The Forty-eight Fragrances of Good and Evil", fooling me into a three-year-old child!"

(end of this chapter)