Heretic Apothecary Genius

Chapter 2: Are you stupid?

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"You couldn't have been really beaten to the head by Gao Fei with a bench and beaten stupidly, right? Why are you looking at me so lustfully?" At this moment, the man who rushed in suddenly opened his mouth to speak, and his words were thick and heavy. The voice of a man.

In just a moment, Ren Jie also realized that the person in front of him had turned into a fat man who was less than 1.7 meters tall and nearly 1 meter in width and very close to a circle.

Ren Jie shook his head vigorously, rubbed his eyes again, and stared at the person in front of him with wide eyes.

Were you dazzled just now? It was still an illusion after watching an art film about primitive human reproduction, but no matter how delusional it was, it was impossible to see such a round fat man as that kind of beautiful, graceful and naked beauty.

"Boss, you...don't scare me, can you let me check your injuries first? Do you still remember who I am?" The fat man felt extremely uncomfortable under Ren Jie's gaze, and he had the urge to turn around. I felt like running away, but in the end I mustered up the courage to move forward.

At this moment, a dozen more people rushed in with a roar, all with complimentary smiles on their faces, and they were relieved to see Ren Jie wake up.

Remember who you are? At this moment, Ren Jie was actually quickly digesting the original information in his mind, which he had when he first opened his eyes. But at that time, it was like tens of thousands of people trying to pass through a crowded doorway where only one person could pass. Any more would give me a headache. But it was completely different at this moment. Although there was a huge amount of information, Ren Jie felt as if the floodgates were opening, and all the information entered his mind as quickly as possible.

Ren Jie immediately thought that the biggest change before and after this was that during the nearly quarter of an hour in the video, he felt some of the artistic conceptions of the five great saints when they discussed Taoism. Could it be related to this.

These things just flashed through Ren Jie's mind for the moment, and then he started to pay attention to other information. The fat man in front of him who was asking himself if he recognized him turned out to be 'Gao Ren'. They were talking about Gao Ren just now, not the Gao Ren they thought about.

This fat man was met by Ren Jie in the casino a year before he was about to enter the Jade Emperor Academy, because he, Ren Jie, rarely won a large sum of money. In subsequent events, Gao Ren helped Ren Jiejie with his plans, and he also helped Ren Jie with food, drink, and fun. Good at everything. According to Gao Ren, his ancestors were once wealthy, but later their family fell into decline, and he was left alone in the market.

Ren Jie happened to be sent to Jade Emperor College at that time, so he brought Gao Ren in. Jade Emperor College was known as the highest level and most luxurious college in the Mingyu Dynasty. He also had another name called Dandy College. Because from the princes, grandsons, heirs of major families, to the governors of various places, people from wealthy families all send their children here. It's really not easy for ordinary people to come in. The terrifying cost alone is beyond the reach of ordinary people, but it's not difficult for Ren Jie to bring someone in.

"What's this... plus this?" At this moment, seeing Ren Jie standing there stunned and still not saying anything, Gao Ren, who was fat and white, walked up to Ren Jie and raised an index finger on each of his left and right hands. , asked carefully.

Damn, I really thought I was being beaten.

Huh! No, if it really comes down to it, the original Ren Jie was not simply beaten into an idiot, he was beaten to death and killed. At this time, Ren Jie's mind immediately recalled the previous situation. It turned out that Fang Qi, one of the three beauties in the academy that this idiot had been chasing, came to him and told him that she actually liked Ren Jie, but she was just attracted by Gao Fei. She kept pestering him, so she thought of a way to ask the protagonist to go to Gao Fei and say that he was already his.

What a fucking idiot. The look on Gao Fei's face and the words he yelled were obviously what Fang Qi had said in front of him before. As a result, he was used by that guy with a hand that was harder than a rock. The iron wooden bench hit his head several times and was later rescued, but he died.

"Three." This information flashed through his mind in an instant. Seeing Gao Ren's two fair and chubby fingers, and looking like he really thought he had been beaten into an idiot, Ren Jie answered casually.

"It's over, it's over, Master Jie is really beaten stupid."

"It's so bad this time, what should I do?"

"Something big happened, the head of the family was beaten stupid, this... what can we do!"

The group of followers surrounding him looked at him, each of them looking uglier than the last.

"Three, wait and see, what do I mean by one plus one?" Gao Ren was also startled, wondering if he was really stupid.

"Four is fine, five is fine, six, seven, eight is fine, zero or one is fine, even ten million is fine." Looking at Gao Ren who was very close at the moment, Ren Jie said casually answered. If modern people knew, this thing is just like a brain teaser. Once you answer like this, it is equivalent to joking, at least you are not doing a math problem. Ren Jie just felt that this Gao Ren was a little strange because he was white and fat. His eyes were absolutely right and his face was somewhat similar. The more he looked at Ren Jie, the more he felt that he had seen it right. Moreover, he did not see it with his eyes, but from his own eyes. It was detected by the divine consciousness at the moment when the divine consciousness was withdrawn from the sea of consciousness.

But no matter how hard he looked at it at the moment, he couldn't see the problem, and the fat and white Gao Ren raised his finger and asked him what one plus one equals, so Ren Jie just said it jokingly.

"What a tragedy. He was really beaten stupid. This is not a good thing. Although Ren Jie is a bit dandy, he is finally familiar with him. If he is stupid, he will have to live on the street again..." Gao Ren thought in his heart and hurriedly stepped forward and said : "Let me check and see if I can find a way to prepare some medicine for you..."

Ren Jie himself knew that except for the big bump on his head, there was really nothing wrong with him. As for the original Ren Jie, he was already dead. Moreover, he knew from his memory that Gao Ren was also a pharmacist, and his other skills were quite mysterious. Ren Jie was really afraid of being discovered by him.

"It's okay, I'm just kidding you. A drop of water plus a drop of water is still the same as a drop of water." Although the memory has been fully accepted, after all, I have some scruples in my heart, especially after seeing such a magical scene before, and now Gao Ren He couldn't see any other problems in front of him, so Ren Jie felt it was better to be careful and not let him check.

"Well..." Gao Ren was stunned for a moment, joking, adding a drop of water to a drop of water is indeed still a drop of water.

The people around were also stunned, and they were all thinking about Ren Jie's words. Such words are very common in modern times. In fact, if you have never heard them before, you will always feel that they contain something when you hear them for the first time, just like in the Buddhist scriptures. Zen language in general.

"Then why did you say it's equal to three?"

"One man plus one woman, doesn't it equal three?" Ren Jie said casually, not wanting to be surrounded by so many people, and waved his hand: "Okay, everyone, let's go out."

"How can a man plus a woman equal three?"

"Idiot, this thing was made."

"Oh, you are indeed Mr. Jie, he is awesome."

Some of those people didn't understand at first, but when one of them thought of it first, everyone else's eyes lit up. Now they really believed that Ren Jie was fine, because they had already interpreted Ren Jie's words as some kind of dirty joke, so they even looked so abnormal when they laughed.

Gao Ren was stunned for a moment, then shrugged, thinking that this guy really didn't deserve to die. Not long after he was beaten like this, he woke up and said such things.

"I told you a long time ago that Fang Qi is not easy to mess with, don't you believe it. This woman is definitely responsible for what happened this time. We must not let them go like this this time. Wait until I prepare a super strong laxative, hmph! "Everyone else went out. Gao Ren saw that Ren Jie was fine. Because Ren Jie just said that one man and one woman equals three, in his opinion, it was beginning to develop into a pornographic aspect, so he immediately started to change the topic.

"Well, that woman is indeed not a good person. Snake-hearted is the best way to describe her." Thinking of the previous memory, Ren Jie nodded in agreement.

"You're absolutely right, you have a snake-hearted heart... Ah..." Gao Ren nodded repeatedly when he heard this, but the next moment he looked at Ren Jie with even more horror than when he discovered that Ren Jie might be an idiot, completely in disbelief.

Oh my God, is this still the nymphomaniac

Before, he would argue with him for a long time when he said something bad about Fang Qi. If it were someone else, he could fight with them for a long time.

This guy has been pestering and giving up for nearly a year. In the meantime, Fang Qi made a lot of jokes. What happened today

"Why are you so close? You are not a beauty. I am not interested in fat people or men. If you want to get close to me, you have to become a woman first..." The two of them were so close to each other. Gao Ren couldn't believe his shock. I couldn't help but want to see it clearly at a close distance, and I also wanted to know whether I was mistaken or not, but it turned out that I was very close. Ren Jie couldn't help but think about the scene he saw just now. Although it was difficult to connect this fat man with a height of nearly one meter with the beautiful woman he just saw, Ren Jie couldn't help but joke. Said.

"Ah... what girl? You want girls... you're crazy..." Gao Ren was startled, took two steps back and glared at Ren Jie.

Damn, the way Ren Jie looked at Gao Ren, why didn't he feel like he didn't behave like a man

Unconsciously, the atmosphere became a bit...

"Reporting to the head of the family, today is the day for the family elders to discuss matters. Seeing that the head of the house has not returned yet, the special person has come to ask the head of the house to go back immediately." At this moment, a guard's loud voice suddenly came from outside the door, which relieved the current situation. This is a particularly awkward atmosphere.

The head of the family and the family elders discuss matters...

Unexpectedly, this guy turned out to be... the head of the Ren family, one of the five major families in the Mingyu Dynasty. No, now I should say, he is himself! !

"Okay..." Ren Jie also felt a little embarrassed here. After all, when looking at a man or a fat man like a ball, he always thinks of naked flesh. However, no matter how he looks at it, he can't tell that Gao Ren's flesh is fake. Yes, so Ren Jie happily agreed and quickly got out of bed and left.

Gao Ren looked at Ren Jie leaving and felt a little awkward. He always felt that Ren Jie was a little different today than usual.

He was able to say that Fang Qi was a snake-hearted person, and could also say that one plus one equals one. Could it be that he had enlightened after being hit on the head by Goofy, or was he talking nonsense after being stimulated

Gao Ren, who was fair and fat, moved his eyes quickly, thinking that maybe he was just overthinking it. At least, it's absolutely impossible for him to know...

(End of chapter)