"What are you doing here again?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked.
"Do you still have anything to eat?" The instructor reached out to Yu Xiaoxiao.
Jade little...
"Don't pretend," the instructor stared at the small backpack behind Yu Xiaoxiao's back, "I can smell it."
Gu Xinglang... , this is really a dead dog!
"You just ate a packet of jerky," Yu Xiaoxiao took a few steps back, vowing to defend her food to the death.
"I'm hungry again now," the instructor said with a sullen face.
"You, what are you doing," Yu Xiaoxiao said angrily, "How did you live before I came? Don't talk nonsense with me, get out!"
The instructor looked at Gu Xinglang.
Gu Xinglang shrugged, "I have nothing to eat."
The instructor dodged and went behind Gu Sanshao, and said to Yu Xiao, "I'll trade his life for him."
Jade little...
Gu Sanshao-_-|||
"You choose," the instructor told Yu Xiao.
Yu Xiaoxiao decided to fight again. If he doesn't beat this guy, he will not be able to live through the days in the future, and he can no longer play the rhythm at all.
Gu Xinglang was very calm at the moment, and said to the instructor, "Master."
The instructor said: "Don't recognize your relatives, when did I have you like this..."
Yu Xiao: "You dare to say that you are a waste and try it."
The instructor rolled his eyes.
Yu Xiaoxiao said to Gu Xinglang, "Just call him a dead dog. This is the name given by his parents, what a talented name."
The instructor was instantly angry, and said to Yu Xiaoxiao: "It's Si Ge, Ge means weapon, Si Ge means main battle, you illiterate, how many times do you want me to say it before you can understand?!"
Yu Xiaoxiao pouted, "Ge is a weapon, so adding a division to Mao means becoming the main battle?"
Instructor... , the instructor who is also a mathematician does not know. (o╯□╰o)
Yu Xiaoxiao pointed at the instructor: "Haha."
Gu Xinglang looked incredulous, turned to look at the instructor and said, "You don't know?"
The instructor looked arrogant and dazzling, and said to Gu Xinglang coldly, "Besides, I'll kill you."
"Hey, are you illiterate and have the face to kill?" Yu Xiaoxiao said with contempt for the instructor.
The instructor looked at Yu Xiaoxiao and said, "It's like you're not illiterate."
"Si You means to be in charge," Gu Xinglang explained to the instructor, "Si Ge means to be in charge of weapons, so it means the main battle."
"I'll go," the instructor and Yu Xiaoxiao said in unison, "So that's what it meant." The puzzle that had plagued them for years was finally solved!
Gu Xinglang looked at the two who were in sync with God, what's so difficult about this
"I advise you to go to Mo Wen as soon as possible," Yu Xiaoxiao said to the instructor: "Damn dog, let me tell you, if we fail, what kind of life did you live in the past, and you will be the same in the future, if you want to continue to work hard, you can Then stand here and bullshit me."
"Two steamed buns," the instructor was not one to give up easily.
"No," Yu Xiao: "How did you live here for a month?"
Gu Xinglang... I agreed to hurry up and go find Mo Wen
The instructor's face became even more gloomy, and he said, "There are no wild animals in this mountain. Birds and rabbits can't get enough to eat. In the temple's kitchen, in addition to green vegetables, there is tofu. If I eat it, the little monks below will starve."
"So you didn't steal anything?" Yu Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched.
The instructor said, "I just stole it three times." Then the little monks who had been hungry for a day were so hungry that they cried, how could he watch the children starve? Just give up.
Gu Xinglang's mouth twitched.
Yu Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and took two steamed buns for the instructor. For fear that the instructor would not have enough food and ask her for more, she dragged Gu Xinglang and ran away.
The instructor looked at the steamed buns in his hand, this little bastard said that he only had two, and he didn't bring any more! After squeezing the two big steamed buns and swallowing them together, the instructor turned around and walked out of the basement.
That night, Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang went all the way to the south in the back mountain, and the instructor went north alone. In the second half of the night, when it was almost dawn, the three of them met at the entrance of the cave in Guie Forest.
Yu Xiaoxiao and Gu Xinglang didn't look very good. The instructor looked at them and said, "Didn't find it?"
"No," Yu Xiao: "Did you find it?"
The instructor said, "No."
Well, Mo Wen ran away.
Yu Xiaoxiao was hit by this cruel reality. Her Royal Highness hugged her head and squatted in the snow, scolding, "This bald idiot!"
Gu Xinglang stared at the instructor's hand and said, "What are you carrying?"
The instructor was holding a cloth bag in his hand, which looked like it was holding a living creature and was constantly moving around, but looking at the shape, he couldn't tell what it was.
The instructor threw the cloth bag on the ground and said, "I found it in the cave and brought it to Xiaoxiao to see."
Yu Xiaoxiao reached out to untie the knot of the cloth bag.
The instructor waved his hand, and the wind blew the cloth bag into pieces.
"This," Gu Xinglang didn't care to sigh at the magic of the instructor's hand, Gu Sanshao was directly frightened by the contents of the cloth bag.
Yu Xiaoxiao was also taken aback and said, "My God, what is this thing?"
A three-headed weird baby was writhing on the snow, and soon the snow turned red.
Gu Xinglang said, "They don't have skin?"
The instructor raised his foot and kicked the three-headed strange baby, and said, "This is the smallest one in the pool, Xiaoxiao, what do you think it is?"
Yu Xiao: "Conjoined twins?"
"Look more closely," the instructor pointed to the neck of the three-headed strange baby.
Yu Xiaoxiao narrowed her eyes, and then Gu Xinglang saw the expression on his daughter-in-law's face for the first time, an angry look.
"The traces of stitching," Yu Xiaoxiao said angrily, "Why is this artificial?"
The instructor touched his chin and said, "You think so too."
Gu Xinglang was a little stunned and said, "What is it?"
Yu Xiaoxiao pulled Gu Xinglang to look at a scar on the neck of the three-headed monster and said, "It was sewn up."
sewn up? Gu Xinglang sucked in a breath of cold air, "Are they made?" Gu Sanshao's voice lost its usual tone.
"You said pond just now," Yu Xiaoxiao raised her head and asked the instructor, "What pond?"
"The cesspool, oh, to be more precise, it's a pond where sewage soaked the corpses," the instructor said. "One hundred pings, ten meters deep, there are two hundred such monsters in it, a bit like a fish pond."
Yu Xiaoxiao was unable to complain and said, "How many monsters have you seen in fish ponds?"
The instructor still said with a straight face, "This is a metaphor, I've read a lot of books." In the second half of the sentence, the instructor looked at Gu Xinglang and said it. Unlike Yu Xiaoxiao, I am illiterate and I am proud. A person who is both civil and military.
Gu Xinglang... , why is their focus different
"In addition to being scary, what else can this thing do?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked.
The instructor said: "If you try it, try it with your man."
Gu Xinglang..., why does this person still dislike him all the time
Yu Xiaoxiao lowered her head, suddenly picked up the three-headed strange baby, and threw it on the instructor's head.
Note to readers:
The first is more offered.