When Yu Xiaoxiao arrived on the roof of the fat girl, the fat girl was already awake, but she just sat and didn't dare to move. The girl couldn't remember how she got on the roof. The autumn wind was already very cold at this time. The fat girl hugged her arms, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and when she opened her eyes again to scream for help, she found that there was a person standing in front of her. , choked in one breath, and the girl almost passed out.
Yu Xiaoxiao took the girl to her hand and said, "Don't shout."
The fat girl stared at Yu Xiaoxiao, and tears quickly filled her eyes.
Yu Xiaoxiao felt that the girl might not understand what she meant, so she explained again: "Everyone is asleep, you are disturbing the people by yelling."
"I, I don't understand what you said," the fat girl told Yu Xiao.
Yu Xiaoxiao frowned, which one of her words was incomprehensible
"Are you an immortal?" the fat girl asked Yu Xiaoxiaodao, this person appeared out of thin air, like falling from the sky, what else could it be if it wasn't an immortal
immortal? Yu Xiaoxiao looked up and down at the fat girl, she didn't look like she was mentally ill.
The fat girl looked at Yu Xiaoxiao's hand holding the front of her clothes. She wasn't an immortal. Can she lift her physique with one hand? Her big brother has no such ability! "I've been praying in front of the Buddha," the fat girl held Yu Xiao's hand and said excitedly, "I knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva would save me from the troubled place! Immortal, you were sent by the Bodhisattva to save me. ?"
The Buddha sent to rescue you? Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the fat girl and thought, "I'm having a hard time with Yongsheng Temple. Are you telling me about Bodhisattva?" You might as well say that I am a cute monkey sent by a monkey, so that I can feel better.
"Fairy," said the fat girl, "I'm leaving the capital and going to a place where no one can find me!"
Jade Xiaomo, where do you keep humans from discovering you? The realm of the dead
The fat girl said, "God, please help me to rescue my sister and aunt, and send all three of us to a place where no one can find us."
Kill your family of three? Yu Xiaoxiao felt that she still needed to check the girl's IQ and mental state, so Her Royal Highness asked the fat girl, "What's your name?"
The fat girl said, "God, you must know my name."
"I," Yu Xiaoxiao Ren, said, "Now I ask you to answer, whatever I ask, you answer whatever, understand?"
The fat girl nodded, she understood.
"Name," Yu Xiaoxiao asked.
The fat girl said, "You must know the fairy."
What the hell!
Yu Xiaoxiao wanted to throw this girl out, what is the life of the second master? Bringing a daughter-in-law home, turned out to be mentally retarded!
"God, go and beg my sister and concubine!" The fat girl clenched her little hand, and the hand of the gods felt like a mortal.
Yu Xiaoxiao asked, "Who is your sister?"
The fat girl said, "It's my sister."
Is this girl really human? Yu Xiaoxiao reached out and pinched the girl's face. Her skin was normal and her body temperature was normal. She seemed to be a human being.
"I'm rich," the fat girl looked at Yu Xiao: "What is your name, immortal? I will definitely build a temple for you in the future!"
"Don't tell me about temples," Yu Xiaoxiao warned the girl.
The fat girl said, "Then I will build a shrine for you?"
Yu Xiaoxiao didn't understand what the shrine was, but she knew that she didn't want to talk to this girl anymore.
"immortal."
"I'm not a fairy."
"You must be a fairy."
"I'll say it again for the last time, I'm not a fairy!"
"God, don't you..."
Not your sister! Yu Xiaoxiao raised her hand and stunned the fat girl again, and the second-in-command woman should let the second-in-command take care of it herself.
At this time, the second master asked Gu Xinglang, "Master Consort, am I stupid?"
Gu Xinglang had nothing to say.
Yu Xiaoxiao carried the fat girl off the roof and ran to the carriage. Seeing that the second master had to be carried by herself, Yu Xiaoxiao had to put the girl into the carriage.
Gu Xinglang glanced at the fat girl and said, "Why did she faint again?"
Yu Xiao: "This girl is mentally retarded."
The second master said outside: "Princess, what is mental retardation?"
"It's an idiot," Yu Xiao said, "this is your daughter-in-law anyway, you should recognize it, idiot."
Stay, nerd? The second boss is stupid.
Yu Xiaoxiao said to Gu Xinglang, "She thinks I'm an immortal. I told her that I'm not, but this girl just doesn't believe it! Xiao Gu, when I talk, she doesn't understand a word. What is this person not mentally retarded?"
Gu Xing was silent for a while, most of his wife's words were incomprehensible.
"I said Xiao Er," Yu Xiaoxiao shouted outside the car again.
"Princess, my name is Xu Wei," the second master and Yu Xiaoxiao emphasized again, his name was Xu Wei, not Xiao Er!
"I know your name," Yu Xiao said, "Xiao Er, I understand."
Second home...
Yu Xiao: "Little Er, if this girl is not stupid, can she follow you?"
The second master thinks about it, yes, normal girls wouldn't run away with him, would they? So this girl who looks very lucky is really a stupid person
"But your daughter-in-law is yours," Yu Xiaoxiao added, "she is growing well, you can't despise her because of her mental retardation."
"No," the second master said anxiously, "Princess, I don't know her!"
"Don't know?" Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the fat girl in the halo, let go of the second boss, and on the basis of this girl's conditions, she has to be a single dog for a lifetime, "You have hugged this girl, and you have carried her, you are now Say you don't know her?"
The second master cried, wasn't he running for his life
"You ruined this girl's innocence, you have to," Yu Xiaoxiao thought about it, she couldn't remember the next sentence, "What is the latter sentence?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked Gu Xinglang.
Gu Xinglang said, "You have to be responsible."
"Yes," Yu Xiaoxiao said to the second master, "you have to be responsible."
Is there such a pull-up match? The second master refused to accept it and said, "Princess, this girl followed me."
Yu Xiaoxiao laughed together and said, "There are so many people on the street, why does she follow you without following anyone?"
"I'm the only one on the street," the second master shouted.
"So this is fate," Yu Xiaoxiao affirmed.
"Princess, you can't say that." For the sake of his lifelong happiness, the second master and Yu Xiaoxiao stubbornly resisted: "You have to ask what this girl means."
This girl is mentally retarded, what's your opinion? Yu Xiaoxiao looked at Gu Xinglang and said, "That guy doesn't want to be responsible."
Gu Xinglang didn't say much, just said something to the second master outside the car: "Xu Wei, you can do what the princess says."
Can this stupid daughter-in-law not marry herself? The second master was dizzy, and when he ran with this girl all the way, he was thinking about how to survive, but he never thought about marrying a daughter-in-law!
Note to readers:
The third is more.