Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum

Chapter 357: The 30th bowl of soup (3 & 4)

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There are no internal worries, but foreign troubles are coming. His Majesty the Emperor, who is fishing every day, finally wants to loosen his bones and prepare to fight the Turks.

Qing Huan was sitting on the dragon chair, which was really not a big deal, so her greatest pleasure now was to watch the war faction fight against the peace faction. The main combat faction believes that peace without fighting will damage the prestige of the country. The main peace faction believes that peace is the most important thing. The Turks are bloodthirsty and brave.

So there was a lot of discussion for a while, and every day Qing Huan spent the entire morning in her saliva.

In the end, when the two factions couldn't fight each other, she waved her hand: "Fight!"

Even being bullied to the door and still not fighting back, Baozi is not like that!

The main fighters were naturally very happy, while the main peace faction was sad and lost. However, the emperor has already made a decision, so where is there room for them to comment? Soon, Qing Huan dispatched generals to lead the army and civilian officials who were suitable to be military advisers, and then continued to fish - basically doing nothing every day except waiting for the victory of the frontline battle.

In the words of the eunuch who was with the emperor, it means that the emperor has a terminal disease called lazy cancer.

As time passed, the two sides fought evenly, with some winning and some losing. At this time, a courtier surnamed Wen caught Qing Huan's attention.

Wen Liang was originally a historian, responsible for following the emperor to record the emperor's words and deeds, and kept it as a solid reference. The official historian is upright, even if the emperor yawned today, he would record it truthfully. Qing Huan didn't pay attention to this guy at first, if she hadn't seen Li Xiulian talking to Wen Liang from a distance one day, she wouldn't have reacted.

Probably because the days were so comfortable, she automatically paused her brain, didn't think about anything, and didn't care about anything.

That's how it happened. Seeing Li Xiulian's performance and expression in front of Wen Liang, Qing Huan finally understood why Li Xiulian was always able to stop her first—it's because she buried such a big hidden stake beside her. !

But what makes Qing Huan interesting is that Wen Liang is obviously a historian, and the selection of historians is extremely strict. She doesn't think that Li Xiulian, who is of ordinary background and just a beautiful girl, can bring Wen Liang any benefit. Although Wenliang's official position is not high, he always follows the emperor. If he wants to make a career, he can please the emperor. He only records some good things, but he doesn't.

He can also choose any concubine in the harem to form an alliance - no matter how you look at it, Li Xiulian is not the best choice.

That being the case, what else could tie the two together? Didn't the ghost emperor say that he saw Li Xiulian's soul leave the body and walk outside the palace, and then disappeared.

So who accepted her

Qing Huan pretended to cough a few times inadvertently, and the two who were talking not far away immediately separated, performing their duties, as if they didn't know each other at all.

Qing Huan sat on the dragon chair, ordered someone to spread out the memorials, and lazily reviewed them one by one. Although she is a bit lazy and a bit messy, she has done everything she can do except for the concubine Lin Xing, and she is appointed to do better than the ghost emperor.

So Wenliang can't record anything bad about her in the history books—she hasn't neglected her political achievements. Under her wise leadership, this country has become more and more prosperous, okay

Taking advantage of Li Xiulian being called by the eunuch to serve tea, Qing Huan turned the writing brush in one hand and propped her head with the other hand, and asked curiously, "Doesn't Wen Aiqing feel tired from staring at me every day?"

Wen Liang kept a expressionless and respectful face: "This is my honor, why not talk about being tired, the emperor is serious."

"What did you say to Li Xiulian just now? That's my court lady, do you have a crush on her?"

Wen Liang never expected that the emperor would ask such a direct question, and three black lines slid down his forehead - Your Majesty, please pay attention to your words and demeanor, you are the emperor, you can't be so unassuming. "Please pay attention, Your Majesty, you are the Ninth Five-Year Supreme, you shouldn't be so frivolous."

Qing Huan laughed: "Why are you so frivolous? You molested my court lady, dare I ask you? Tell the truth, love, if you fall in love with Li Xiulian, I will give her to you, and you will bring her back. Home is just, it is your freedom to be a wife or concubine, what do you think?"

Wen Liang: "... I am afraid that I will not be blessed."

"How can you suffer without blessings?" Qing Huan felt that this person seemed expressionless, but his eyes betrayed him, and she found it interesting, so she continued to ask. "Could it be that you think Li Xiulian is not beautiful enough to match you?"

How should I answer this question? If Wen Liang said he was beautiful enough, he would naturally receive a reward from the emperor. If he said he was not beautiful enough, wouldn't it prove that he didn't even like the emperor's women? What a face! Wen Liang thought that the emperor was teasing him on purpose to find fault, maybe what he said to Li Xiulian just now was heard by the emperor.

Just don't know how much I've heard.

So he knelt down without hesitation: "I deserve death for my crimes, please forgive me!"

Clever, and know how to adapt to changing circumstances. It's a pity that Qing Huan didn't answer his words, but continued to ask: "You haven't answered my question yet, do you think Li Xiulian is not beautiful enough, so she is not good enough for you? Are you unhappy that I will give her to you?" gone?"

Wen Liang: "...the minister deserves death for his crimes, please forgive me!"

At this moment, Li Xiulian came in with tea, and when she saw Wen Liang, who was usually a set board, kneeling on the ground, she was startled, and immediately looked at Qing Huan, seeing that there was no anger on Qing Huan's face, she relaxed Take a breath. She has been with the emperor for a while. The emperor has a good temper, but it is elusive and always makes her feel unable to grasp. Wen Liang also said that she should go all out - but is this something she can do with all her strength

For a moment, Li Xiulian stood where she was, and she didn't want to leave or not. He didn't dare to step forward to interrupt Qing Huan's amusing mood, and he didn't dare to rush over, what if the emperor is really angry? Is it inappropriate for her to do this

Fortunately, Wen Liang was clever, and kowtowed again: "The minister was confused for a moment, and just wanted to ask the Queen in charge of the Lantern Palace about her daily preferences, but forgot to guard against men and women. Please forgive me!"

On the one hand, he was explaining to Qing Huan, on the other hand, he was tactfully telling Li Xiulian what was going on now. Wen Liang has already experienced many battles in the battlefield, but Li Xiulian is still tender, and he is worried that if he is not careful, Li Xiulian will say something.

It's just... this emperor is a little different from what he imagined!

Wen Liang is a bit troubled, he has never made a mistake, it stands to reason that the emperor likes women like Li Xiulian, but now Li Xiulian has been serving him for a long time, he doesn't even touch his hands, and he quits the harem, What's the situation? How can we be friends if you don't follow the script

Qing Huan propped her chin to watch the two perform.

Li Xiulian was also smart, and when she heard Wen Liang's words, she also knelt down. She showed much more piousness—just like a miserable little maid who loves the emperor wholeheartedly but is not greedy and just wants to stay by his side: "The emperor forgives the sin, the emperor forgives the sin! It is the slave who sees that Mr. Wen is with the emperor all day long, and she is not greedy. The slaves can only stay in the hall, feeling sad, so they want to ask Lord Wen how the emperor is feeling today when Lord Wen is alone, and ask the emperor to forgive me!"

She also roughly understands the emperor's character. Instead of telling him some lies, it's better to say what she really thinks in her heart, so that the emperor can trust her. Otherwise, once she is suspected by the emperor, let alone a little maid Well, even if she wanted to survive, she had to see if she could keep the head on her neck!

How about these two singing a big show? She didn't say anything, and they both ran out of words. Qing Huan continued to turn the brush, and the brush stained with cinnabar was turning lightly in her hands, which was very attractive - it might have been better if she wasn't wearing a dragon robe.

The king of a country turns his brush when he is reviewing the memorial in the imperial study room-the word spreads and the world still laughs at the big teeth of the world. In fact, at this time, Master Wen really wanted to ask: Your Majesty, please pay attention to your image and don't make such indecent gestures!

But he didn't dare after all. He is the one kneeling on the ground now, and if he accidentally says something that angers the emperor, his life will not be safe, but the task will not be completed.

For Wen Liang, a perfectionist, no matter what, the tasks in each world must be completed meticulously! It's best to be perfect, and you can't pick out any mistakes!

Thinking this way in his heart, he lowered his head a little more on his knees, and lowered his posture extremely low, as if this would calm the emperor down.

"Really?" Qing Huan got into a fight with the two of them. The two had a great time acting in front of her, and she really wanted to continue watching. "But I just heard what you two said to attack me... Is this because I have auditory hallucinations?"

Both Wen Liang and Li Xiulian had a capitalized smirk on their faces.

What the hell, this ancestor can hear from such a distance? !

My brain was spinning rapidly, and I began to think of a reason that could perfectly convince the emperor, but as I kept talking... I couldn't think of it, I couldn't think of it at all.

Until Wen Liang had an idea! "What I told this court lady was about the palace! I was asking her if someone in the palace had offended Long Yan, and it was not to discuss with her how to attack the emperor, and I ask the emperor to check it out!" After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and swore . "If I have half a false statement, teach me that I will never be reincarnated as a human being!"

This time Qing Huan wanted to laugh even more, Wen Liang pretended that she didn't know, as long as he continued to live, why would he need to be reincarnated? This oath was well made, and Qing Huan gave him ten points.

So she chuckled, and finally she was merciful and ready to let the two people go: "So that's what I heard wrong." After finishing speaking, she looked at Wen Liang with a smile that was not a smile.

Wen Liang also coughed in embarrassment, kowtowed his head a few more times before saying, "It's the minister who is stupid and cannot speak clearly enough, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

"Okay, get up." Qing Huan waved her hand, signaling them to go down. Wen Liang was not happy at first, and wanted to insist on admonishing that as a historian, he should stay by the emperor's side, but when he thought that he had offended the emperor just now, come on, let's not say anything and slip away.

He went out of the outer hall with Li Xiulian, and actually had something to say, but thinking of the terrible hearing of the person inside, he decided to let it go.

If he was caught again, no one would believe that kind of strategy and the bullshit in the palace—in fact, Wen Liang didn't believe that the emperor would believe it, after all, the current emperor was completely different from the emperor in the information he got.

The current emperor is more lazy and casual, but at the same time, he should not be underestimated. Moisturizing things silently, the main battle faction and the main faction pinched so fiercely in the court that they almost rushed to beat each other in front of the emperor, but what about the emperor? He watched lazily every day, and in the end, he absorbed the essence of both sides, and easily sent suitable people to fight.

Not to mention her review of memorials and her way of employing people. In short, Wen Liang felt that the emperor was quite different from the information. He suddenly thought of a possibility and frowned.

No way

That's too bad, right? !

He has lived for a long, long time, and at first he was quite happy that he had obtained eternal life, but he felt that living was boring. Even if a person could enter the world, so what? No one knew his identity, and he had a lot of things to say to himself, which made Wen Liang feel sad.

That's why he chose to find people who can perform tasks from each world, help them complete his tasks as assistants, and at the same time allocate a little bit of power to help the taskers' dreams come true—in this way, although each world grows small, But there is a person who can speak, and he doesn't have to be careful in everything for fear of slipping.

And in Wenliang's long existence, what he hates the most is meeting time-travelers or reborn people! And if these two kinds of people gather in one world, or even one mission, it will be the scariest and most terrifying nightmare in the world!

He dare not recall!

So thinking that the emperor might be a reborn person, Wen Liang felt a pain in the ass—both the reborn person and the time traveler belonged to the people who were extremely loved by the heavens. It may not be accurate to say this, but they are able to get the chance of rebirth or time travel, it must be because of the fusion or change of the magnetic field of a certain world, which will cause their appearance to bring changes to the world—and this Such changes are often not allowed. It's like the butterfly effect, when people who shouldn't exist in this world suddenly appear, then this world will no longer be the original world.

As an existence that fulfills wishes for living beings, Wen Liang only feels bitter. He has to consider not only how to maintain the balance of life and the stability of the world, but also how to get rid of these two kinds of people—basically, these two kinds of people do not exist, and there are special cases, people who are allowed to exist by the way of heaven, but Wen Liang Haven't seen it.

He still remembers a terrible and chaotic world until now, in which the wish he wanted to fulfill became a small role instead. The difficulty is not terrible, the terrible thing is that he is surrounded by rebirth...

a wants to kill b who killed him in his previous life after rebirth, b wants to kill a who killed himself after rebirth because he was killed by himself in his previous life after rebirth, and now he has a chance to kill him again after rebirth, and at the same time c In the previous life, I first fell in love with a and then fell in love with b. I don’t know which one to choose. After rebirth, I want to be good to a and I want to be right with b. I want to get a and I want to get b, but at this time, b appeared, who was secretly in love with d, who was silently waiting in the previous life. After rebirth, d decides to bravely pursue what he loves and always ignores his love for e. After rebirth, e naturally wants to match c and b in order to make d fall in love with him...

In that world, Wen Liang's heart was broken. He even wished that he could just die, so that he wouldn't have to play the rebirth game with a pair of psychopaths.

So far, he has met a companion, and the story told by that companion to him has rekindled Wen Liang's hope for life.

Is the rebirth scary or the time traveler scary

God knows.

His companion, we here call her Chestnut. The bitter thing about Lizi is that the new world she came to was in ancient times. Although Wenliang encountered a group of reborn neurotics, it was modern times, and both living conditions and human thought were progressing and developing, so it was not too difficult to complete the task.

But she just hehe. She is attached to a little eunuch, how small is this eunuch? Pour night incense to other eunuchs every day—just for this job, and what she has to do is to fulfill the wish of the concubine who died alone in the cold palace, wishing her son to be the emperor—do you think this is cheating, or fucking

What's more, how can she, a little eunuch who loves Yexiang, help a little prince who is not favored at all and has been poisoned to ascend the throne with a disability and a low IQ? Don't think too highly of her, okay? Why did such a difficult wish fall on her

She's just a cute newbie!

But the world is so unpredictable, after a long time, Lizi still remembers this nightmare world. Concubine Z came from the realm of cultivating immortals, a mid-stage Jindan master, with a treasure bag containing countless magic weapons. Concubine y came from the modern world. She used to be a civil engineer, but she talked eloquently after arriving in ancient times. She was tossing out some broken things like glass mirrors and concrete from Zhaozhou Bridge. There was also concubine x who Coming from an alien planet, she is not only beautiful, but she is also delicate and easy to knock down. The most amazing thing is that she can give birth to more than a dozen children in one birth!

As for the other imperial concubines uvw... Lizi said that her brain is not working well, and she can't imagine the process of them, the traversers, showing their abilities to subdue the emperor.

Just when Lizi stayed in the courtyard where the eunuch lived every day to pour Yexiang professionally, and then worried about how to find the little prince and help him ascend to the throne—at that time, she was a pure and lovely rookie, but suddenly she received such a wish , Chestnut itself is also ignorant.

But who knows, things are unpredictable. She poured Yexiang full-time for about five years...and then something happened. First, the concubine from the world of cultivating immortals exploded the golden core and died because she used a magic weapon that did not belong to this world without authorization, and then the concubine y who made glass Simmons and invented bra sanitary napkins, these things are not allowed to exist. After showing off their own abilities and making the emperor look at them with admiration, the retribution came.

They were all dead and crazy, and they didn't know where they were going. As for the alien concubine who gave birth to more than a dozen little princes, she... turned back into a round shape, a strange alien beauty with a head as big as a bathtub, a body as thin as a cucumber, and countless tentacles... the same , the little princes have also become half-human, half-alien...

There is no need for others, anyway, they will all be gone within five years.

In the end, the Merry Emperor belched because he was hit too hard.

Lizi completed the task in such a muddle-headed manner.

The same is true for the reborn in Wenliang's world. After they are reborn, they wantonly spread their cheats because they know what will happen in the future. For example, if they know who is in trouble now, they will be able to do it later. For example, they can remember the numbers of the lottery. Street... all kinds of things, and some people got talents that they didn't have before because of their rebirth.

But what they have in common is that they all die within five years.

No matter how brilliant the achievement, no matter how famous the name, as long as they break the rules, as long as they bring about things that should not have happened—then the end result is destruction.

God, it is fair, and there is no fairer existence in the world. If you lose your original intention, even if you are favored by heaven, you will still be destroyed in the end.

It's just that Wen Liang and others who have to complete the task are suffering. Sometimes they feel that Tiandao is trying to trick them on purpose... Of course, this kind of thinking is just thinking about it. If they think too much, they will be struck by lightning. Tiandao is watching them.

Dare not commit crimes, most existences like Wen Liang are strict with themselves, just hope to live a good life, maybe lonely, but only a few people will feel greedy because of this.

So now thinking that the emperor might be a reborn person, Wen Liang felt extremely pained—he hadn't felt pain for a long time.

He trembled when he heard the word rebirth, and every time he came to a world, he had to ask countless times in his heart, don't have reborn people, don't have time travelers, don't abuse me... But this time, he felt that he was abandoned by heaven again up.

And the emperor was born with privileges.

Being able to be an emperor, a minister, and a general is a remarkable figure. Even if they are mediocre, they are definitely people with great opportunities. Once this kind of person is reborn or time-traveled, it is not so easy to get rid of. So once it was confirmed that the emperor was a reborn person, Wen Liang felt his eyes go black...

He definitely couldn't wait for the emperor to kill himself, so what should he do

If the emperor is reborn, he can't do anything, the emperor knows everything, doesn't he? Especially Li Xiulian... Thinking that the emperor knew Li Xiulian's purpose a long time ago, Wen Liang immediately understood that he had never cared about Li Xiulian and treated Li Xiulian as a court lady!

Putting them together now, do you want to prove that they are related and then wipe them all out

No way? If this physical body dies, the world will be judged to have failed! As a perfectionist, how could Wen Liang allow himself to fail

After he returned to the mansion, he ran around anxiously, but there was nothing he could do. No matter how he thought about it, when he thought that the emperor was a reborn, he completely denied all his countermeasures.

No way, no way, will it be useful to be honest!

This idea was immediately dismissed by himself, and to hell with it... The reason why emperors are emperors is because they don't trust anyone, especially the so-called true love!