Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum

Chapter 358: The 30th bowl of soup (5 & 6)

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Ever since he guessed that the emperor was a reborn person, Wen Liang became more and more cautious in doing things. On the one hand, he wanted to test the emperor, but on the other hand, he didn't dare to show too much - because he didn't know what happened in his previous life. What if the emperor knew about his relationship with Li Xiulian

So now he seems a little nervous when he is with Qing Huan, and his whole body is broken, but Qing Huan thinks that he is so funny, so he deliberately hangs him, which is bad.

Wen Liang said that he was about to be spoiled.

Just like now, the emperor paced back and forth in the imperial study after reviewing the memorial, chatting with him from time to time. What can Wen Liang say? He is a ruler and he is a minister, and the main reason is that he has a guilty conscience. He is not the original minister. If the emperor knows, then he...

But Wen Liang also felt strange, if the emperor really knew who he was, why would he hang himself? For those who might threaten him, as the emperor, shouldn't the first thing be to cut off the threat directly

He is living tremblingly now... In order to maintain the balance of the world, and at the same time to keep himself from losing his original intention, in these worlds, once they appear as human beings, the restrictions on the use of mana will increase. If the head is beheaded, it will be directly judged as a mission failure-and if it fails, it will be punished.

Wen Liang lived for a long time, and only met Li Zi as a companion. Their existences are all chosen by the Dao of Heaven from the extinct lives. The number is stable and will not change. Unless the predecessor dies or is reincarnated, you will always be alone except for the chosen partner.

For each such existence, if they want to be reincarnated, they will have a period of time to choose their successors, and they will retire after teaching the successors. From then on, those who choose to reincarnate will only have this life, and will never have this memory again, while the new existence will continue to travel.

They are always on the road and have no destination.

Wen Liang's luck is considered good. His predecessor was a man, who lived around the world for many years before finding a lover who had forgotten everything, and chose to reincarnate—even though he could only have one life, he never regretted it. But before reincarnation, he told Wen Liang everything he could teach and exhort. He didn't leave until Wen Liang was able to be alone.

And chestnut is a capitalized bitterness. Her predecessor lost herself, because she made a big mistake and was directly obliterated by Heaven, so she was chosen by Heaven—but sadly, without the teaching of her predecessor, she could only figure it out by herself.

Stumbling and stumbling, what's even worse is that after finally getting through the first world with difficulty, he encountered a group of psychopaths who traveled through the second world. After a long time, the chestnuts were already at their fingertips, but they still couldn't forget them. psychological shadow.

All tasks are randomly assigned, they don't know what the next world will face, except for the ghost's wish and life, they know nothing about the world, and they don't know how much they have suffered—not everyone is Qinghuan . If Qing Huan hadn't jumped off the Wangchuan River back then, then her fate would either have been obliterated like Li Zi's predecessor, or she would have collapsed and lost herself. .

She is ruthless to herself, and has gone through countless unimaginable sufferings to become who she is today, so she will no longer be controlled by her demons. Until now, every time Qing Huan thinks of Mi Li who is completely lost, Qing Huan can't help but sigh.

She has a very clear definition of good and bad, but Miu Li and Qing Huan are really sorry. The beings who can be selected or taken over by the Dao of Heaven must be pure white like water in the beginning, with a gentle heart. But time is such a terrible thing. Gradually, you have seen countless beautiful scenery along the way, and you have seen love, hate, separation, infatuation, and hatred, and you don't have this kind of thing. You are like machines, constantly turning for the normal operation of the world, like puppets held by the heavens and with silk threads.

When you are a human being, you will feel pain, cry, laugh, and love, but after becoming this kind of existence, you will completely lose these things. You can live a few days, years, and lifetimes in lonely days, but can you spend countless lonely nights

In a void, there is only you, and even you are the void. If you choose to enter the world to complete the task, your love, hatred, anger and ignorance are all staged. In fact, you don't feel happiness or joy at all. You don't have these beautiful emotions that only belong to human beings.

As time goes on, more and more people can't bear it.

Some people don't want to continue to live, and would rather choose to have only one life. Some people began to resent and become greedy, wanting an irresistible power... It is not easy to stick to one's heart.

Qing Huan asked a question for a while without getting an answer. She turned her head and saw Wen Liang standing next to the pillar with Shi An, holding a brush, in a daze. It was obvious that she didn't listen to anything. Qing Huan narrowed her eyes, walked over, put one hand on the pillar and gave him a pillar dong, and asked casually: "Didn't you hear me when I asked you?"

As soon as Wen Liang turned around, he found that he was hit by a wall—no, it was a wall. He broke out in a cold sweat, looking at the face of the emperor who was close at hand. The emperor was undoubtedly very handsome, and Wen Liang was also a good-looking talent. The two big men suddenly got so close, and Wen Liang, who had already experienced rotten culture, instantly softened his knees and almost knelt down. Wait... what does that mean? Could it be that the emperor looked down on Li Xiulian because he was bent

His eyes widened, that calm and calm demeanor completely disappeared, leaving nothing but pain in his heart. This, this is impossible... If an emperor changes his sexuality because of him, he will be struck by lightning even if he completes the mission of this world! God!

How could Qing Huan fail to see what Wen Liang was thinking, she held back her laughter, deliberately leaned close to Wen Liang's ear and blew, lowering her voice—the ghost emperor has a good voice, and when he deliberately seduces, it can make people's ears pregnant: " Wen Aiqing, I just asked you, did you never get married, is it because you have no one you like?"

Wen Liang's hair stood on end, and his butt was hairy. He, he also fell in love in certain worlds, but they were all with girls, not men! After living for so long, he can be called an immortal, but this is the first time he has been so ambiguous with a man!

After a while, Wen Liang stammered and explained: "Chen, I actually have a sweetheart..."

"Oh? Really?" Qing Huan raised her eyebrows.

Wen Liang nodded hastily, for fear that the emperor would say that I like you a lot, and you will be my male favorite in the future! Finally, I know why the emperor doesn't go to the harem these days! Co-authoring doesn't like women anymore!

At this moment, Wen Liang has completely forgotten what he wants to do or not, and he just wants to get out of the emperor's sight... God, it's so scary! "Yes, yes, yes! It is Miss Li, the maid of honor who the emperor wanted to bestow on the minister! Please also ask the emperor to grant us a favor! The minister kneels down, Long En!"

After I finished speaking, I trembled and trembled so much that I couldn't stand it. He definitely couldn't let this body die, but if he didn't die, if the emperor really meant something to him, he wouldn't be able to resist at all! Wen Liang doesn't think about anything else now... A failure in a world quest will at most be punished. He had a good reputation before, and it doesn't matter if there are minor problems and flaws occasionally, but if even the chrysanthemum is lost, it will be a big loss!

She was about to kneel down, but Qing Huan quickly grabbed her arm with sharp eyes and hands. Wen Liang was startled and wanted to break free, and pulled her arm back—Qing Huan's center of gravity suddenly swayed, and Wen Liang nervously went to help her. He fell down with his right foot - and it was facing Qing Huan!

He kissed the emperor.

Wen Liang has nothing to love in life.

In the past, in his memory, the scariest thing was the time traveler or the reborn person around him, these two basically occupied the top two most difficult tasks in his mind.

And now finally something even scarier appeared—a gay guy who coveted himself but couldn't resist because of his status.

Let him die, he doesn't want to live anymore, he even kissed a man.

The more Wen Liang thought about it, the more disgusting he became. He couldn't be more straight, and he doesn't discriminate against homosexuals, but he is not gay! Ahhh, he actually kissed a man!

Just at this moment, Li Xiulian came in from outside the hall with refreshments, and she was shocked when she stepped into the door. The tray fell to the ground, and the delicate dishes and pastries inside were smashed to pieces. She covered her mouth and stared at Wen Liang, who was pressing the emperor on her body. Her first reaction was to pick up the broom next to her and whip it at Wen Liang: "How dare you insult the emperor! Die, die, die!"

Ahhh, the emperor belongs to her! Wen Liang, this shameless scheming dick! He said that he would help her win the emperor's heart, and let her enter the palace to do a strategy. If the strategy is successful, he will give her a beautiful face and body, but what's going on now? !

He actually gave the emperor a strategy by himself? ! So what else is she up to? Could it be that Wen Liang was playing tricks on her from the beginning? !

For Li Xiulian, the emperor was crushed to the ground by Wen Liang and even kissed, which was tantamount to being raped by a pig when she carefully cared for the extremely juicy cabbage.

Heartbroken.

Wen Liang lay on the ground and didn't dare to hide, for fear that if he hid Li Xiulian, he would beat up the emperor. His face was ashen, his face was full of cows, and he wished he could die. Originally thought that the world of the reborn was an indelible shadow in his life, but after a long time of messing around, there was even more cheating waiting for him.

Maybe his predecessor didn't choose to reincarnate because he found a lover, but was frightened by this deceitful and bitter world one after another.

Although Li Xiulian was furious, she was a girl after all, so she lost her strength after being beaten up for a while. Wen Liang's nose was bruised and his face was swollen like a pig's head rolled aside, half of his eyelids were blackened by the beating when he raised his eyes.

Qing Huan stood up, looked at Li Xiulian, who was wailing and crying, and Wen Liang, whose face was covered in palette and had nosebleeds and panda eyes silently crying, and finally burst out laughing.

Laughing and pounding the ground.

These two are so cute!

She hasn't laughed so happily for a long time. The ghost emperor's world is really relaxed and interesting, and even the taskers she meets are also very funny. Compared with Mi Li, who is extremely hostile and loses herself, Wen Liang is so cute.

Qing Huan burst into tears with laughter, she waved her hands again and again, stood up from the ground and patted the ashes on the dragon robe, watching the two idiots look more heartbroken than the other, and just after they stabilized, they bent over laughing again.

I thought these two were so capable that they could give the ghost emperor a strategy, so it turned out that it was so fun in their bones.

Qing Huan doesn't even think about it, big fish eat small fish and small fish eat dried shrimps. In front of her, Wen Liang is like a newborn calf no matter how powerful she is, let alone Li Xiulian who is a human being. She knew everything and teased the two of them, making them worry every day, and also taught them a lesson.

It is not that we are not brave enough, but that the enemy is too powerful, ruthlessly crushing and laughing at us.

Qing Huan's smile stunned Li Xiulian and Wen Liang. One was howling, but now he stopped, and the other stopped wiping his nosebleed with his sleeve, and then two tubes of bright red nosebleed flowed out again. Not to mention how funny.

After laughing enough, Qing Huan let out a breath and said, "Okay, let's stop teasing you two, Wen Liang, explain to me what's going on between you and Li Xiulian."

Wen Liang suddenly felt a little strange... why did he feel that the emperor had suddenly changed? Don't even call me? He looked at Qing Huan cautiously, afraid that the other party would play tricks on him and order someone to come in and behead him as soon as he opened his mouth.

Qing Huan knew that he still had lingering fears, so she said, "Whose wish did you choose Li Xiulian to fulfill?"

As soon as these words came out, Wen Liang was stunned for a moment, you and you can't stop.

Qing Huan chuckled, walked a few steps, Wen Liang shrank back in fright, because he was still sitting on the ground and didn't get up, so he moved his body back with his legs and hands with his buttocks, like that, Qing Huan thought again Laughed.

She didn't force her, she brushed his sleeve lightly over his face, and the swollen pig's face was as handsome as before, while Li Xiulian was dumbfounded.

Wen Liang immediately realized that he was a person who had experienced a lot of wind and waves: "Are you a companion?"

Qing Huan thought for a while and said, "Yes, and no."

Wen Liang didn't understand the meaning of this sentence, but he breathed a sigh of relief and murmured: "I thought I was going to be beheaded... It scared me to death." They can feel the pain, and it is especially terrible.

But in a blink of an eye, he tensed up again: "That's not right! If you are a companion, what about the emperor? Where is the emperor?" If the emperor is not there, Li Xiulian can't attack, Li Xiulian can't attack, his mission is not Still can't finish? !

Why! Why is he so miserable!

"You guessed right, I'm the one who was reborn for the emperor." Qing Huan sat on the ground casually. "But I want to know, what are you two doing? Did you kill the emperor?"

"??"

Wen Liang had the same expression as Li Xiulian, capitalized in bewilderment.

"No." Qing Huan understood. "Then you two are..."

Wen Liang reacted quickly: "Li Xiulian is the person I want to help fulfill my wish, because she has not yet reached the end of her life, but she appeared in front of me for some reason, so I came up with such a way to give her a good body , Let her enter the palace as a beautiful girl, in order to attack the emperor. Her wish is to be with the emperor."

The amount of information was too much and Li Xiulian didn't react at all. She looked at this first, then at that, wondering why the two of them started saying something she couldn't understand after they kissed

"Her real name...what's her name?" Qing Huan had a faint feeling.

"Little flower."

Qing Huan: "..."

Li Xiulian turned her head and glared at Wen Liang angrily: "Don't call me by that name again!" It's so ugly!

Now I understood everything, and after a long time, it was an oolong at all. Qing Huan snapped her fingers unbearably, and instantly grabbed the ghost emperor to her side. Li Xiulian was stunned immediately, looking around, she couldn't tell why there were two emperors.

Qing Huan turned to look at the ghost emperor, pointed to Li Xiulian: "Your little flower."

"... What?" The ghost emperor had been watching in his dream, but was suddenly awakened, and he was a little drowsy in his pajamas. He looked at Qing Huan and then at Li Xiulian, unable to accept such a large amount of information for a while. "W-how could it be? She doesn't look like Xiao Hua!"

"Then tell me, what does Xiao Hua, the palace maid you've been thinking about, look like?"

The ghost emperor really tried to remember, and added gestures with his hands from time to time: "It was about this tall at that time, up to my chest, and I was quite strong. I should eat a lot of food. She was fatter than me at that time. Assassin The sword didn't penetrate her, which saved my life. As for the face... it looks like steamed buns just out of the pan."

Li Xiulian couldn't bear it anymore and rushed up to kick the ghost emperor, who knew that the kick was empty and almost fell down. Seeing that she was about to fall, the ghost emperor kept saying that he was angry and hated her, but he couldn't help but help her up. But when he stretched out his claws, he couldn't touch the opponent at all.

Immediately, he showed a lonely look.

After Li Xiulian stood firm, she yelled at the ghost emperor: "I believe in your evil! You still said that you want to marry my mother! My mother has to pretend to be a lady in order to learn piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing and dancing for you. Do you know how hard it is for you! Bibi, then Mrs. Bibi will beat you into a pig's head!"

The ghost emperor's eyes lit up: "Hey! It's really a little flower!"

At some point Qing Huan and Wen Liang had already stood together silently, Wen Liang asked in a low voice, "Are you a man or a woman?" He was still brooding over the kiss just now.

Qing Huan said, "Men."

Wen Liang suddenly felt thunderbolt.

So everything is a misunderstanding... The emperor died inexplicably, and Li Xiulian's soul would naturally leave her body. She had already completed the strategy, and she could get the new body that Wen Liang promised her. But the emperor is dead, what use does she need this new body

The emperor only saw her disappearing, but he didn't see the expression of Li Xiulian's reluctance to live alone.

And the court lady Xiaohua he has been looking for is really Li Xiulian. Why couldn't the emperor find her later, because this lady-in-waiting is also strictly selected. Xiaohua's body shape has been developing horizontally, and the largest palace dress is too small for her. Every season, one set of her clothes is worth as much as other clothes. There are several sets of court ladies, waste of fabric. Therefore, even though she saved Jia and grew up with the emperor, she was still sent out of the palace in the end.

Xiaohua vowed to lose weight, but unfortunately she didn't lose weight, instead she suddenly gave birth to smallpox with pockmarks all over her face. Her lifelong wish is to be with the emperor, but the emperor who promised her to be together has long forgotten her.

This is obsession. The obsession of two people is actually caused by each other, changed by each other, and fulfilled by each other.

Coupled with the fact that both of them have not yet reached the end of their lives, they can do it all over again. Seeing the ghost emperor, Qing Huan laughed all over her face, shook her head, and directly grabbed her soul back into her body. The next second, Wen Liang yelled at her: "You liar, you are obviously a woman!"

Ahhh he didn't kiss a man!

Anyway, the soul inside is a woman, so he can brainwash himself!

Qing Huan glanced at him with a half-smile: "Don't you know that, strictly speaking, we have no gender distinction?"

"Then I don't care, anyway, I was a man before I was alive, and you look like a woman, that's enough." Wen Liang felt moved as he spoke. "I kept my bottom line... I still have integrity."

Since the one who came back was the emperor with previous memories, then Li Xiulian's strategy was considered a success. Originally, this body was an illusion created by Wen Liang, but since she promised to give her beauty, Qing Huan simply materialized the illusion. From then on, Xiaohua is Li Xiulian, and Li Xiulian is Xiaohua.

In a rare ding, before leaving, Qing Huan reminded the emperor in a friendly manner, asking him to be careful of those who harmed him. If he dies at the age of thirty again, no one will come to help him.

It is enough to go to Naihe Bridge once, but if you want to visit again, there is no way.

The emperor suddenly became serious, his brain was rusted after living a stable and happy life for a long time, originally because of his lover's deceit, he had no love in his life, but in the end, everything became clear after the turn of events, and he also had confidence and fighting spirit.

That's his business, Qing Huan doesn't care, and doesn't want to.

Wen Liang also left the body of the official historian. His real name is Wen Liang, and he has a name but no surname, as they all do. Wen Liang said he didn't want to see the emperor and Li Xiulian who hugged and kissed and rolled the sheets to show their affection. As a man who has been single for thousands of years, he refused any couples to appear in front of him in pairs.

Look disgusting.

On the contrary, he and Qing Huan had a good chat. Wen Liang has a good personality and is a little weak. Qing Huan is the second companion he meets, and each companion has a different level of ability. Powerful and invincible, in Wen Liang's view, Qing Huan belongs to the latter category.

He has lived for such a long time and experienced many worlds before he can create false illusions. It will take him a lot of energy and time, but Qing Huan can turn the illusion into reality with just a wave of his hand, so the strength of the opponent is absolutely I can't imagine it.

But there is a tacit understanding between the partners, don't ask about the past or the future. When you meet, you will talk to each other, and you will be familiar with the bottom line, because the probability of meeting a companion is too small, and it is worth cherishing.

Fortunately, Qing Huan is very easy-going, but Wen Liang doesn't believe it... Not long ago, he was deeply planted in her hands, and he almost doubted himself! But companions are hard to find, especially when Qing Huan seems to have a good temper and is gentle and talkative, in front of her, Wen Liang unknowingly becomes a chatterbox...