The sixtieth bowl of soup (eight)
It was almost a little late when Xia Youyou went back. Before she came back, she went to the night market to have a barbecue. The boss saw that she was pretty, so he didn't take the money. When he left, he strongly invited her to come again next time. So Xia Youyou unceremoniously packed a portion for Ji Han - although he probably wouldn't eat it. How can a man who is used to eating steak and drinking red wine in western restaurants be so good at eating barbecue from roadside stalls
Who knew that as soon as he came back, he saw Ji Han sitting in the living room with a depressed body, staring at her expressionlessly. Xia Youyou casually showed him the plastic bag, "Do you want to eat?"
"where have you been?"
"Nowhere."
"Lie, you are not at home all day today, where have you been?"
Xia Youyou tilted her head to look at him: "You want to ask me where I went and what I did?"
Ji Han turned his head away when she looked at her, and didn't want to meet her eyes: "Anyway, tell me where you went."
"Going out to have some fun." Xia Youyou put down the packed barbecue, leaned against the kitchen door and looked at Ji Han with her arms crossed. "Guess I'm looking for some fun, am I a man?"
Ji Han's expression became even uglier. She knew exactly what he wanted to ask, but she just said that about him, which made Ji Han feel sad and angry. "I thought after last night we had a consensus."
"That's right, non-interference." Xia Youyou snapped his fingers at him. "You learn to do it."
Ji Han pursed his thin lips: "Where have you been during the day, why do you only show up at night?" He has long felt strange about this, she will always show up after twelve o'clock, and she must leave before dawn, there has never been any accident . He didn't understand what she was doing. Could it be that she wanted to experience two completely different lives, day and night
Xia Youyou thought Ji Han was jealous, but he didn't expect him to ask this. She didn't panic, but walked to Ji Han with a smile, walked around him to the back of the sofa, hugged Ji Han from behind, and murmured in a low voice, not knowing whether she was telling the truth or lying: "Because I'm a ghost." , Ghosts can only appear at night, don’t you know?”
Ji Han said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you don't want to tell me the truth, just tell me the truth, why bother to deceive people with these things that no one believes."
This man really can't tell the truth from lies, and Xia Youyou wanted to scare him even more: "I tell you, I am actually a wronged soul living in this body, and I will only appear every night when twelve o'clock arrives, just like gray Like a girl, but I have to disappear before dawn, because I am not like this at that time."
"What's that like?" Ji Han wasn't afraid, he felt that Xia Youyou was lying. But this time the lie was told too casually, and he was simply regarded as a fool. Don't say that he doesn't believe it, who would believe it
"I knew you would doubt me." Xia Youyou sighed. "Well then, let's make another bet."
"What?"
Hearing Ji Han's sulky tone, Xia Youyou smiled happily: "Today I will accompany you until dawn, if you are not afraid tomorrow morning, I will consider being with you—"
She was interrupted by Ji Han before she finished speaking: "To be together means to marry me?"
"If you can bear that your wife looks like me during the day, then there's nothing wrong with it." Anyway, she's going to stay in this world for a long time, Xia Youyou didn't hide her desire to find a long-term meal ticket . "But if you're scared... I'll cut off your tongue so you won't go out and talk nonsense."
Director Ji, who had never seen the ferocity of this woman before, was taken aback by her violence: "What?"
"I'm just kidding, how can I give up? But you still have another choice, that is not to gamble. If you don't gamble, we will continue to be together at night like this in the future, and we will not see each other during the day."
joke? How did he think what she said was true? Ji Han's heart was broken, and he still didn't believe that Xia Youyou could do anything wrong. Judging from her past behavior and credit rating, it was very likely that it was nonsense. She just wanted to lie to him, and then go out to fool around in the daytime behind his back, right? So he didn't hesitate: "Bet."
"Have courage." Xia Youyou compared her heart to him manually. "But you will definitely be disappointed." After all, the host's appearance and figure are incomparable to the real her, it's like a heaven and an earth.
The two made a childish bet, and the next morning Ji Han hugged the woman in his arms even more sleepily, and then he obviously felt something was wrong, his skin became rough and his waist thickened, and he felt that he was not alone at all!
When he opened his eyes and saw Xia Youyou, he completely forgot what she said last night. He thought that Xia Youyou was deliberately looking for someone to punish him, and immediately pushed her away. After seeing that he was naked, he quickly grabbed the nightgown and put it on , asked coldly: "Who are you?"
"You don't know who I am?"
The sound is not right either!
Xia Youyou thumped her shoulder, feeling very tired. Compared with hers, the host's body is still a bit flawed. If it was her own body, she wouldn't feel so tired from having sex. "Scared?"
"How is it possible." Ji Han sneered at first, and then asked a second time: "Who are you?"
"During the daytime, you can call me Xia Youyou." She blinked at him. She had a very ordinary appearance, but she showed a sense of seduction for no reason. Almost immediately, Ji Han believed it, because except That woman, he had never seen anyone like her again. But it was still difficult for him to accept such a fantasy fact, and finally held back for a long time, and asked: "...what do I have to be afraid of when you look like this?"
Xia Youyou spread her hands: "I don't know what you are afraid of? After all, the me at night is completely different from the me in the daytime, and it's normal for you to have a gap in your heart."
"It's not a matter of gap or not." Ji Han frowned. "Which one is you? What's your name?"
"It's me at night, and now I'm just using Xia Youyou's body." She told Ji Han without hesitation, the reason was not because she trusted him so much, but because she knew that she had the ability to stop him from saying anything no matter what Things that shouldn't be said. "Why, don't you like me like this?"
"Don't come here." Ji Han jumped off the bed, "Don't use another woman's body to approach me."
"I think you judge people by appearance." Xia Youyou hit him with a pillow, and then said, "But I don't blame you, after all, I am also such a person. Xia Youyou is indeed not as good-looking as me."
Ji Han wanted to say that she was shameless, but what he said was true. He pursed his thin lips, "Is that why you can't appear in front of me during the day?"
"It's just one of them, mainly because I still have things to do." Xia Youyou's smile suddenly became treacherous. "After all, I used his body, so I should do something for him."
"… What's the meaning?"
So Xia Youyou told him the story, but of course she didn't tell the whole truth. After her deletions and changes, it basically meant that she was dead, but one day she found herself in Xia Youyou's body and kept talking every day. After twelve o'clock in the evening, he will restore his appearance, and at the same time get Xia Youyou's memory. So in order to repay Xia Youyou, she prepared to play those two people to death for Xia Youyou.
Ji Han said: "Is this necessary? I can help you solve it."
"Thank you." Xia Youyou was very happy when she achieved her goal. "But I need you to help me with something else."
"What?"
She jumped out of bed suddenly, and hugged Ji Han with lightning speed. Looking at this strange face, Ji Han felt disgusted, and just as he was about to push it, Xia Youyou cut her hands behind her back neatly. He really wanted to roll his eyes rudely. Although she changed her body, this woman's force value seemed to be as high as ever. "What do you want me to do? You stay away from me."
"That can't be done, maybe I will be like this during the day for the next few decades." Xia Youyou resolutely refused. "You gotta get used to my touch and take me out."
"What?" Ji Han was disgusted in his heart. "Take you out?"
"Why, no?"
He said with a straight face: "I just want to take you out at night, this is not what you really look like." So he always had the illusion that he was cheating.
Xia Youyou said to him: "You make so much money, it's equivalent to having two women to accompany you to bed, and you refuse such a good thing? Are you stupid?"
But Ji Han still insisted: "If you can't do it, you can't do it."
"Twice." She gestured with two fingers. "Just twice."
Ji Han squinted his eyes and thought for a while to negotiate terms with Xia Youyou: "You can't do it for nothing, after all, you know that I have a mental cleanliness."
He looks so good-looking, and he's quite proud of it. Xia Youyou is pleasing to the eye, so she's happy to coax him: "No problem, I'll do what you say."
Ji Hanjun blushed a bit: "You are not allowed to move tonight, just let me come."
He wants to turn over!
Xia Youyou clicked his tongue, and looked him up and down: "Are you okay? I don't know who was the one who made me cry last time."
"Shut up!" Ji Han didn't want to mention that kind of shame again in his life, he stared at Xia Youyou, "Do you agree?"
"OK." See what he can come up with. Xia Youyou spread out her arms, making an appearance of letting you pick and choose, not afraid at all, "Let the horse come here."
Only then was Ji Han happy. He smiled slightly, just like a child who had received a certificate, but he also imitated Xia Youyou's appearance, looked her up and down now, and said with disgust: "I look like this. I don't like it."
Xia Youyou kicked him before saying, "Could it be that I like it?" Not to mention short legs, thick chest and small buttocks, even her jumping ability and physical fitness have deteriorated, as if she liked it very much.
After getting up and getting dressed, Xia Youyou yawned and said to Ji Han, "I want eight-treasure porridge for breakfast."
Ji Han asked her: "Do I look like a chef?"
"Pretty similar."
He was angry, but in the end he obediently went to make breakfast, only telling himself in his heart that he must not lose at night.