Eighty-third bowl (2)
If you ask Linglong if she is embarrassed, the answer is of course yes, who is embarrassed if she is embarrassed? She has lived a hard life, and the number of times she has eaten enough over the years is very rare, and her stomach is always hungry. Do you still expect her to save the world
Forget it, as long as the barren sea doesn't dry up and the ruins don't collapse, all big things have nothing to do with her.
She has worked very hard to fill her stomach.
It's a pity that as the senior sister of Tiandaozong, Linglong is not very free. On the contrary, she is very busy every day, and besides these tedious things, she still has to devote herself to cultivation—in this way, Ruoshui's cultivation base can still be young The tallest in her generation, besides talent, her diligence is the most important. It's a pity that everything is gone in Linglong's place. She can't do Zongli's affairs if she can, and vows to be a shopkeeper. It was announced that she would devote herself to cultivation, but only Cheng Jiuzhou, who lived with her, knew that what this woman said was all lies—she was simply trying to be lazy!
When he took advantage of his small size to accuse Linglong so righteously, the other party was not only not ashamed, but also admitted it as a matter of course: "So what? I'm just lazy. If you don't like it... then you have to see it." on."
Cheng Jiuzhou was so angry that he couldn't speak, then Ruoshui kicked his ass: "It's time for lunch, hurry up, I'll wait here."
It was natural, and he didn't feel that it was a heinous thing for him to bully a seven-year-old child at his age of hundreds of years.
Cheng Jiuzhou was sent to cook. Linglong lay on the wicker chair in the yard basking in the sun with her chin propped up. The weather was so beautiful that she didn't want to move at all.
In fact, she likes the land very much.
Half an hour later, when lunch was ready, Linglong got up from the rattan chair. She has to eat in secret, if other disciples know that the big sister doesn't like bigu and fireworks in the world, she doesn't know how to make people laugh if she can't tell. This point Linglong doesn't understand these people very much, she wants to eat but can't eat, but they voluntarily abandon the food - what's so good about becoming an immortal, if becoming an immortal requires not eating the fireworks of the world, it's better to be an ordinary person.
Besides, who said that gods should not eat whole grains? If so, what's the fun of becoming a fairy? She really doesn't understand the thinking of human beings. The immortal self longs for food, while the human beings who only have a hundred years long for immortality. This is probably what is lacking and thinking
Cheng Jiuzhou was young but he looked mature, and he couldn't tell that he was a good cook, which made Linglong's affection for him increase a lot. It would be great if the other party could dedicate his love to her. This time, he would never go to bed hungry again.
But "love", according to Linglong's past experience, is very rare. Even she can't take it away. If she wants to, she must pay several times or even a hundred times a thousand times more energy and patience. Although she is not a human being, she probably has "love", but it is easy for her to fall in love with someone, and it is also easy for her to forget someone. When a certain world exists, she will give the other party all her love, but when she leaves this world, she will not be sad, she is extremely passionate and ruthless.
After eating, drinking and resting, Linglong finally turned her attention to Cheng Jiuzhou. When she was eating, he stood and watched, his small eyes seemed to be disdainful, because she didn't look like a monk at all. Although Cheng Jiuzhou resented this world in his heart, he also hated his brothers who always bullied him, and even hated the master in his previous life who wanted to kill him and take away the magic weapon - but none of this could conceal his principles as a monk.
What should a monk look like? Anyway, it shouldn't be Linglong. A few days ago, Cheng Jiuzhou personally heard her explain to her disciples that she was going to retreat and practice painstakingly, that she would not show up for a short time, and that she should not come to her for anything, and he took it seriously at that time. After all, the elder sister who was able to compete with me in the previous life should be very hardworking no matter what. But she does one thing in front of her face and another behind her back. How has she ever practiced hard in the past half a month? Not to mention suffering, there is no "repair"!
I have worked hard day and night to reach the height of my previous life, but she can be so powerful even without doing anything. Is this the so-called difference in talent
It's just... Cheng Jiuzhou faintly felt strange that the elder sister Ruoshui who was killed by him in the previous life always felt a little different from the one in front of him. But then again, in front of others, when she put on airs as a senior sister, she was exactly the same as in her previous life. It's a pity that the queen's true form was revealed, she was just a big slob, nothing could mobilize her emotions except eating.
Is it really that delicious
Cheng Jiuzhou stared at the food on the table. With his limited skills and his status as a monk, he only cooks light dishes, but Linglong likes heavy flavors, so I don't know where to get some food lists for him to follow. Everyone in the kitchen thought it was his food. When he went to pick up the food, people rolled his eyes. Everyone thought he was a big eater. Everything went into this woman's stomach!
"Aren't you hungry just looking at what I do?"
Cheng Jiuzhou stared at Linglong, and pursed his lips for a while: "I'm not hungry."
No matter what the other party wants to do to him, he will not let her succeed!
But Linglong just said "Oh" and continued to eat her own. Maybe she thought it was best for Cheng Jiuzhou not to eat, so that she could eat more. Although these foods cannot fill her stomach, they can satisfy her temporary appetite and make her imagine that she is full.
Cheng Jiuzhou: "..."
After lunch, Linglong lay down on the rattan chair again. Cheng Jiuzhou walked back and forth several times to look at her after packing up the dishes, and asked a little bit unbearably: "Master, don't you need to practice?"
"Huh?" She replied lazily, "The sun is so good, why hide in and practice, you come and lie down."
He doesn't want it. "I don't-"
Before he finished speaking, Linglong grabbed his wrist and pulled him down. Cheng Jiuzhou's current body is only a seven-year-old child, which is no match for a monk who is hundreds of years old. The wicker chair is wide and big, and he happened to be pulled in Linglong's arms. The child's body was soft and small, like a pillow. Linglong rubbed Cheng Jiuzhou for a while, and then met his big angry eyes: "Okay, okay, be angry, aren't you tired of being angry all day long?"
Cheng Jiuzhou's face was flushed, half angry and half ashamed, one must know that he lived for hundreds of years in his previous life and he was still a real young chicken, he had never even held a woman's hand, but now he was pulled directly into Linglong's arms, he He's not stupid, he doesn't know what a woman's chest is plump and plump. So she struggled vigorously, but unfortunately, she was suppressed by Linglong's force. She pinched his baby-fat face and coaxed him, "Don't move around, isn't it uncomfortable to lie down?"
Of course it is comfortable, with blue sky, white clouds, fine grass and breeze, soft and fragrant under the body, who doesn't like it? But Cheng Jiuzhou is not willing to play with things like this. Now he is just an ordinary child, but once his secret is discovered... If he does not have the ability to protect himself by that time, he will still be cornered like in his previous life! So he must not waste any time, it doesn't matter if Ruoshui doesn't teach him how to practice, he knows how to do it himself, as long as she doesn't disturb him!
It's a pity that Cheng Jiuzhou's wish may be difficult to realize. Because Linglong really likes to sleep with things in her arms, Guixu Dragon Palace is full of all kinds of dolls, all of which she collected from other worlds. There are no dolls here, and she sleeps with quilts at night, but How can a quilt be as soft as a child's? Especially children who are alive and warm.
She simply regarded Cheng Jiuzhou as a small animal raised by her. Cheng Jiuzhou felt very bad. If he had degenerated into a demon cultivator in his previous life, Linglong's head might not be able to keep his head at this moment. However, he is now a seven-year-old child and is not someone else's at all. Opponents, not to mention being used as a pillow, even if they are used as a foot wipe, they have no resistance.
Because he was always moving around, Linglong was very dissatisfied, so she stretched out her hand and gave him a few slaps on the buttocks. The aloof and arrogant Master Moxiu was completely stunned, he stared at Linglong in disbelief, wishing he could bite off a piece of her flesh!
No one dared to offend him since he escaped from Tiandaozong! How dare she! How dare she!
After Linglong finished beating him, she rubbed him twice: "Okay, don't move around, let me sleep for a while, and call me again at dinner time."
Dinner time... I really regard myself as a mortal person, three meals a day plus supper are endless, right? Cheng Jiuzhou really wanted to lift Linglong's head to see what was inside, Tiandaozong has many talented people, she is indeed top-notch now, but in the future, is it sure that no one can surpass her? At that time, even the big sister's face can't be saved, let's see if she dares to be so lazy!
Cheng Jiuzhou's untargeted hatred for Ruoshui is nothing more than because she stalks him lingeringly and insists on cleaning up the house, and it is annoying to bring him back to be punished. The real enmity against him is his master with ulterior motives, but now that he has been brought to this mountain, he has no chance to worship that person as his teacher, let alone let the other party discover his secret and become murderous.
But then again, today's weather is really good, the sun is just right, the air is very fresh, even the wind is very comfortable, and the meat pad under my body is soft and fragrant...
Linglong just closed her eyes and rested her mind, she didn't fall asleep, but after a while she suddenly heard a slight snoring. Opening his eyes, he saw that Cheng Jiuzhou had fallen asleep. She laughed immediately, thinking that a child is just a child, and after being brought by her, she has been nervous every day, as if caught up with clockwork, and now it is a bit childish.