It was said that Cheng Shiqi drank the monkey wine with Mongolian Khan medicine and was taken to the mountain temple.
After a while, Yoyo woke up, only to feel that he and the guards accompanying him were tied back to back to the pillar in the center of the hall.
A black and strong fat monk was sitting on a bench in front of him, sharply sharpening a sharp knife.
The monk had two cheetah eyes with copper bells, a pair of brooms facing the sky, and his face was full of horizontal flesh, with golden needles hanging deep between his eyebrows, and he held a fierce look. Seeing Cheng Shizhao wake up, he laughed, stood up, and said, "Little ones, get the equipment."
Then there were two little men, dressed as monks, and brought two copper basins, each filled with half a basin of water, and two bundles of fine linen rope and two mouth-covering cloths.
The fat monk put the sharpened sharp knife in the basin, wiped it dry with a cloth, and stepped forward.
I think that Cheng Shizhao was pampered and pampered since he was a child, and he grew up so big.
This is the first time that even Kyoto has left, where have I seen such a battle.
It was so frightening that it was a battle between two groups.
In his mouth, he just kept begging for mercy: "The Buddha's mercy has saved the villain's life. The villain's family has quite a lot of wealth, and he can send it from someone to bring it home and present it to the Buddha. Rebuild the temple for the Buddha, and let the Bodhisattva live again. A golden body!"
The fat monk laughed, stepped forward, and blocked Cheng Shiqi's mouth and nose with the dirty cloth.
He tore off his clothes, revealing his tender white chest.
He took two strands of hemp rope to restrain his skin, and raised the sharp sharp knife.
"Ruxiu wants Luo Xiu. There are not a thousand or eight hundred of fat sheep like you, but there are eight hundred. You are just trying to delay time and try to survive."
Cheng Shiqi was so frightened that she burst into tears.
The monk was playing with a mouse like a cat, teasing him with the tip of a knife on his chest, and said in his mouth: "I want you to understand, the Sa family is not a Laozi Buddha. , shaving or becoming a monk on your own, but with 3,000 troubles, occupying this mountain temple and doing this kind of benevolent deed. You have drank a bowl of monkey wine in my temple, and now you have to give back a heart to feed your grandfathers, and you have the right to use it as wine money. But you don't have to be afraid, this knife is very fast, next year's day will be your anniversary of death!"
Just as he was about to cut his heart out with the knife, he heard a loud noise outside the door, and a few thugs hurried in.
In his mouth, he said, "Master, master, I got a few more fat sheep, and they are going up the mountain."
Huang Tiangu scolded: "You rubbish birds, the existing stall has not been cleaned up today, why are you tying up fat sheep? Grandpa I have told you several times that you only do one ticket a day, but you can't be greedy. "
The scoundrels laughed and said, "It's not because the little ones are greedy, it's really because I, the Buddha, are merciful and want to send this great deed to the master. Just now, I passed by two little ladies who looked like gods, with four or five companions. He said that he was devout and loyal to the public, and he would worship at every temple, and insisted on going up the mountain to worship the Buddha. The little ones couldn’t stop it if they wanted to. ."
Huang Tiangu said: "But there is such a good thing? I am waiting here, and there is no shortage of anything, but it is the lack of a few ladies in the village. Is it possible that the Bodhisattva took pity on me today and showed great mercy. Let's look at these few What does the lady look like?"
Everyone in the hall laughed and said, "It should be Grandpa's big day today!"
Just as they were talking, they saw that the little gangsters carried a few dazed strong men into the hall, followed by two little ladies, who were supported by two maids.
I saw the two ladies, with skin like sebum and eyes like autumn water.
Zhidao Nine Heavens Fairy descended into the mortal world, and suspected that Chang'e in the Moon Palace was in a dream.
It has the appearance of sinking fish and falling geese, and the appearance of closing the moon and embarrassing flowers.
How everyone has seen such a stunning sight is stunned.
The two ladies were very frightened, they shrank their hands and feet, their faces blushed, and they didn't dare to look up at people. There were two maids, one fat and one thin, beside each other and barely entered the hall with the help.
The fat maid shivered a little. The skinny one, with almond eyes and peach cheeks, was quite clever and courageous, and stood in front of him and said, "My young lady is devoutly worshipping the Buddha, why did the masters make me wait here? If you want money, you can take whatever is in your baggage. I just ask the masters to show mercy and let us go down the mountain. I will burn incense and pray every day, and thank the master for his compassion."
All the murderers laughed: "There is no shortage of gold, no shortage of silver, just a little lady to be a lady of the village."
That Huang Tiangu was overjoyed when he saw the godlike appearance of the two women, and his heart was itchy.
Pulling off the monk's robe, pretending to be gentle, he sang a fat man: "The two little ladies are born with such beautiful looks, and the Sa family really loves it. The Sa family has a great business here, and they have a lot of gold and silver for the ladies to spend. A big bowl of wine and meat is for the ladies to eat and drink. If the two ladies are willing to do it and follow the example of the Queen E, the three of us will be a happy husband and wife here. The other two young ladies can also choose the Ruyi Langjun among my brothers. , to form a mandarin duck alliance."
The maid showed a surprised expression and said shyly: "Master is a monk, how can you be a husband and wife?"
Huang Tiangu said: "Seeing the beauty of the lady, even the holy monks couldn't hold back, and had to return to the secular world. The Buddha couldn't escape this calamity.
The maid covered her face and said, "What if I insist on not obeying?"
Huang Tiangu's face darkened: "Then don't blame the Sa family for not understanding Lianxiangxiyu, but only stripped Erdan off his clothes and took out his heart and liver to drink."
The maid was on the ground, weeping, and she said straightly: "It's bitter, it's bitter, and the gods are pitiful. Tell me to fall into the hands of this wicked person. Ladies, I have no choice but to obey the king of the mountain, and it is important to save my life. "
Two "Miss": "… "
Zhou Xiaoxiao plays the upper part of the body and is acting vigorously.
Suddenly heard the sound of "Ah!" from the hall.
When everyone looked back, it turned out that Cheng Shiqi was tied to a post at the beginning, and she thought she was going to die. In front of the Venus star, the bronze drums are ringing in the ears.
Just when I woke up, I could vaguely hear the sound of a woman crying and talking.
The voice seemed familiar, so he opened his eyes and saw that the crying woman was actually Zhou Xiaoxiao and her chubby maid.
Behind Zhou Xiaoxiao, there were two other glamorous ladies, who looked very familiar, but couldn't name them for a while.
Cheng Shiqi identified it carefully, and suddenly found that the two women were Cheng Shizhao and Yu Xingzhi disguised, and couldn't help but "Ah!"
Fortunately, he was not too stupid, so he changed "Ah, Brother Huang, please help!" to "Ah! Huang - King Huang, spare your life!"
Only then did Huang Tiangu think of Cheng Shizhao, and he guessed in his heart: These women, crying and crying, would definitely not give in easily. I'll dig the hearts of this fat sheep in public first, and bluff them. No matter how they dare not to obey my grandfather.
Who knew he was just about to turn around when Zhou Xiaoxiao jumped at his feet, grabbed the hem of his clothes, and cried and said, "Miss said, as long as the king promises three things, he will obey the king! Woohoo!"
Cheng Shizhao and Yu Xingzhi: "..."
Juanzi: "Woooooo..."
Huang Tiangu was overjoyed and hurriedly said: "Don't talk about three things, as long as the ladies promise to become husband and wife with the Sa family, they will make three hundred things."
Zhou Xiaoxiao said: "Our young lady is the daughter of a good family. If the king sincerely asks for marriage, he must hold a serious banquet and bow to heaven and earth before he can marry the king."
Here he stretches out his hand and pulls Yu Xingzhi, "Miss, do you say yes or no?"
Yu Xingzhi smiled beautifully, raised his sleeves to cover his face, and turned his head away.
Huang Tiangu saw that his body was half shriveled first, and he promised without a clue: "Make, make, Sajia, I will ask the young people to arrange a banquet, and they will be able to salute in a moment."
Zhou Xiaoxiao added: "Secondly, since you have become a family of sons and daughters with the king, they are the flesh and blood of the family. These servants and servants, the king must not hurt their lives. After the ceremony is completed, they must be released down the mountain and let them go back on their own. That's it."
He pulled Cheng Shizhao again and said, "Miss Biao, you should talk too."
Cheng Shizhao's face flushed, he glared at Huang Tiangu, and turned his head away.
Huang Tiangu thought to himself that the little girls were ignorant, so what can I do now that the family has the right to promise you, but to keep these people alive overnight.
After waiting for the bridal candles tonight, they sneaked down the mountain to kill, and only coaxed them to go home. I guess there is nothing you can do.
These two ladies, one gentle and demure, the other charming and charming, should let me enjoy the blessings of the same people.
Immediately, I couldn't bear it anymore, and I could not wait to be dragged into the bridal chamber in the house immediately.
The mouth is even more unmistakable promise. Hastily asked: "What about the third thing?"
Zhou Xiaoxiao said with a smile: "The third thing is simple. My young lady is a devout and honest woman. Since she has been blessed by the Bodhisattva, she must thank the gods for three days. The wedding is like a vegetarian diet for three days, and you must not kill. If you get married, you have to follow the etiquette. Not to mention killing people in these three days, even killing chickens will not work. If you do all three things, we will give up and stay here."
Huang Tiangu scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, overjoyed: "Duyi, Duyi. This person doesn't kill, neither does chicken. Just be that happy mandarin duck with the young ladies, a harmonious couple."
Cheng Shiqi listened to Huang Tiangu's promise not to kill people, nor to kill chickens, so he felt a little relieved.
Seeing the opportunity, he winked at stroke Shizhao like killing a chicken and wiping his neck, and Cheng Shizhao glared at him, signaling him to stay calm.
It wasn't long before these scumbags set up a few tables of vegetarian banquets, randomly placing some red candles and wedding cloths.
Arrange a solemn Buddhist hall into a hall of happy nights.
Another person found two red cloths and put them over the heads of Yu Xingzhi and Cheng Shizhao, and they were right as hipas.
The two of them were brought to the wine table, and the banquet was hurriedly opened.
The monks here all took off their robes and changed their clothes, with wild flowers and grass behind their ears, laughing and laughing.
A few others took out some suona and drum music and played nonsense beside them.
It's a pity that this solemn ancient temple has turned into a man-eating devil's cave.
In the Palace of Guangsha, I saw that group of monsters dancing wildly.
Eyeglasses are absurd and ridiculous, who cares how many ghosts wander behind him.
That Huang Tiangu changed into a new robe, added a splendid waist coat, wrapped a green square scarf on his bald head, and hung red silk flowers on his body, and happily became the bridegroom official.
The whole house of little gangs congratulated in unison, took turns toasting, Huang Tiangu laughed, and all came.
Push the cup for a while and change the cup, the gong and chips are staggered.
The hall is full of drunks, and the table is full of lunatics.
Huang Tiangu was so drunk that he was very drunk.
He stood up, his eyes were drooling, and his clothes were wide open.
Shaking all the fat, showing the unkempt chest hair, he stretched out his big hand like a fan, and he pulled Cheng Shizhao and touched it.
He only said, "Let's go, Niangzi quickly and Sa's family to worship and marry, and the bridal chamber candle is also gone."