Na Chen has been sitting in front of An He's computer for an hour. An He leaned on the sofa and looked at his back helplessly: "Isn't that your mother's hometown? How come it's like you've never been there. > Yawen Bar w·ww=.=y=a·w`en=8="
"I haven't been there for a long time. Besides, I used to stay at home and not have fun. This time I'm going to have fun," Na Chen poked the screen, "Look, I don't even know the attractions mentioned here."
"Our main purpose is to go out and have fun together, not to really travel, so there's no need to go into too much detail..." An He smiled, "It's enough for us to just stay together."
"This island is six square kilometers in total, and I can't get too much detail," Na Chen closed the webpage, "It's a pity that cars can't get onto the island, so we can only park our cars in the parking lot if we drive over."
"It's okay," An He opened his arms, "Come and let me hug you."
Na Chen went over and rubbed against him: "I want to take Na Pai Pai with me..."
"What?" An He pushed him, "Are you sick? Why do you bring a stuffed bear with you when you go out for fun? Aren't you afraid of being seen by two old men?"
"It's just fun, why bother with others," Na Chen said with a sigh, "No one knows who you are."
An He looked at Na Chen, thought for a long time and finally sighed: "Then take it with you. Just make it clear that I won't take it."
"I'll just take it, it's not a big deal." Na Chen snapped his fingers.
An He sent the car to the shop for maintenance. It took quite a while to drive there. Including the time for meals and rest, the two of them took turns driving for two days. He had never driven the car long distances since he bought it.
Na Chen didn't care at all. His plan was to drive and play all the way. If he came across any interesting place on the road, he would get off the highway and play for a while before continuing on his way.
"What's the weather like over there now?" An He packed his luggage, wondering what clothes to bring.
Na Chen was lying on the bed hugging the stuffed bear, and pointed at the closet with his bear paw: "Bring big shorts and a T-shirt, but also long pants and a thick coat, otherwise you'll freeze to death if there's a typhoon."
"Okay," An He stuffed the clothes into the backpack and threw it aside, "That's it! We'll set off tomorrow."
The advantage of self-driving tour is that you don’t have to rush to catch the bus, but the disadvantage is that you may oversleep.
And both of them overslept.
Na Chen's things had already been packed up and left at An He's place, but he went home to work on his thesis the day before, and when he woke up the next day it was already past ten o'clock.
He rushed out the door to drive without even having breakfast and called An He: "Uncle! Are you up yet?"
"... from now on." Anhyuk's voice was clearly filled with sleepiness.
"It will take us three days to get there at this rate. Hurry up and get your stuff. I'm not going up." Na Chen started the car. "Remember to bring that slapstick with you."
"Oh! I got it." An He said helplessly.
When Na Chen drove to the downstairs of An He's building, An He was stuffing their bags into the trunk of the car. Na Pai Pai was sitting in the back seat with his legs crossed.
Na Chen was delighted when he saw it: "Did you put it there?"
"Well, what do you think of this posture?" An He smiled.
Na Chen got into the car and sat in the back seat, crossing his legs: "Not bad, it's my style. > Yawen Bar > ＿ ﹏﹎ www=.-y`awe·n·8·.·c-om"
An He took out a camera from his bag, went around to the back door and took a picture of them: "Let's go."
"Wait," Na Chen pulled him into the car and sat side by side with him, "Let's take a proper departure map. We have to record everything along the way."
The two of them held the bear, each holding a camera in one hand, and took a few photos after a long time. Only one photo included all three heads. Ankh was sweating profusely: "Is that enough? If we're not leaving now, we can just go have lunch first."
"Let's go!" Na Chen sat in the passenger seat, "You drive first, I'll take over at the first rest stop on the highway."
“The first rest stop is only one kilometer away from the highway exit.”
"Then the second one."
There were a lot of cars at the highway entrance, queuing up to get cards. This was the second week of summer vacation, and many of them were parents taking their children out to play. An He looked at the children in the cars in front and behind him who were leaning against the windows and sticking their heads out, and felt a little emotional.
Before going to college, he never went out to play during the winter and summer vacations. His father was nowhere to be seen and his mother was playing mahjong. The most he would do was stay at a classmate's house for two days as a vacation.
After college, he was busy working during the holidays. He only went out once, and it was with...
This matter still makes me feel uncomfortable when I think about it.
"Let me drive?" Na Chen suddenly said from the side.
An He collected his thoughts and found that the car in front was gone and the car behind was honking its horn to urge the car to move forward.
"Why are you driving? Didn't you tell me there was a second rest stop?" An He slid the car over, took the card, and drove onto the highway.
"You're so distracted that you've wandered into the sea," Na Chen squinted at him, "What are you thinking about?"
"It just reminds me that I never went out to play with my parents when I was a child." An He smiled.
"I don't have any, my mom won't let me go out," Na Chen pushed the car seat back and half leaned back, "But after my mom moved to the Fifth Courtyard, no one cared about me, so if I went out to play for a few days, no one would know."
"Master, that's because you have money. If you were like me..."
"So you've never gone out to play since you made money?" Na Chen said with a sigh, "Don't tell me this is your first time going out!"
"Not really. Our school organizes trips every summer vacation." An He said with a smile. Principal Jiang is a money-maker. Every year the school takes money out of the treasury to let teachers travel.
"That's great, we can go out and have fun without spending any money."
"Bullshit, I didn't want to go there after going there twice. Those old men and women who are about to retire always go there. I have to do hard labor every time I go there. There was even an old lady who got lost and didn't have a cell phone. I searched for two hours and my legs were broken before I found her..." An He frowned and looked depressed. "It's unbearable. I went there to lose weight."
"You've had a great time this time. I'll take care of everything!" Na Chen patted his chest. "If you get lost, just sit here and wait for me to find you."
An He looked at him and laughed: "Why would I get lost?"
"Who knows? The island is full of banana trees. If you go in there, you'll definitely get lost."
"Ah, speaking of the banana grove..." An He glanced at Na Chen with a smile on his face, "The banana grove should be a nice environment, right?"
"Don't!" Na Chen sat up straight. "It's not beautiful at all. The ground is full of rotten leaves and fallen black bananas. You know what rotten bananas smell like, right? It's that smell. Once you enter the forest, you will smell that smell. Yawen 8w`w=w-.=ya="
An He laughed for a long time: "Do you know what I mean? You are so anxious."
"Uncle An," Na Chen narrowed his eyes, "I know exactly what you are thinking. I am just telling you that my little daisy can never be on the level of Banana Forest."
"I understand," An He nodded with a smile, "You are the boss of your territory."
"The beach definitely won't do. It's full of sand. If I get stuck, I'll feel bad and you'll probably fall down too... The rocks will hurt, and where else can we go..." Na Chen closed his eyes, put his feet on the front of the car, and muttered to himself.
"I'm a serious person," An He couldn't help but interrupt him, "You don't have to keep looking for a place for me to stand outdoors, a hotel will do."
"Speaking of hotels," Na Chen patted his legs, "There are hammocks in the hotel yard... I wonder if I can move around..."
"Are you going to perform for the guests? Do you want to put a basket on the side so people can throw money in?"
The two of them laughed for a while, and then discussed for a long time whether they needed to put a price tag on it or not.
An He felt that he was quite stupid, as he kept going crazy with Na Chen, but he was in a good mood.
In all these years, he had never been so truly free of thought as he was now, only seeing and hearing what was in front of him.
It wasn't until the car arrived at the second rest stop that they stopped talking nonsense. Na Chen drove to refuel while he went to the supermarket to buy food.
This rest stop is a four-star one, and even the toilets are beautifully decorated. But there are too many people, especially self-driving tourists. An He waited in line for a long time with a bunch of food in his hands before he paid.
"There's fried food at the restaurant over there. Do you want some?" Na Chen filled up the oil and came back to sit with him on a piece of grass, smoking in front of a trash can.
"No, if you eat, you won't feel like you're traveling. It would be fun to squat on the side of the road or sit at the stone table and eat instant noodles and hot dogs." An He took out a bowl of instant noodles and threw it to Na Chen, and took one for himself and prepared to open it.
The two of them made instant noodles and ate them with chicken feet, hot dogs and other food at the stone table next to them. Na Chen finished half of his meal and ran to buy a box of ice cream.
"Be careful not to get stomach problems if you drink cold and hot food like this." An He was a little helpless.
"Oh." Na Chen put down the spoon, took An He's thermos, poured some tea into the box, and poked the ice cream with the spoon.
"What are you doing?" An He looked at him.
"Poke it until it melts and drink the soup." Na Chen smiled.
"You really don't find it disgusting." An He ignored him and buried his head in eating instant noodles.
When they were almost done eating, the two little girls slowly walked over to their table, but were a little hesitant to come over.
An He glanced at the two of them. He and Na Chen's table was at the edge of the lawn, and there were many empty tables in front. It didn't look like the two girls were here to wait for a table.
"Is there something wrong?" Na Chen put down the ice cream soup and asked.
"Excuse me, big brothers, can you help me?" A little girl came over and said with an embarrassed smile, "We took the bus home, and we queued for a long time to buy food. When we came out, the bus had already left..."
"What?" An He was stunned. "Don't they count?"
"I don't know if it's time yet. We called the driver and he said we couldn't turn around. He said he would wait for us at the next rest stop." The girl bit her lip, a little anxious. "Did you drive here by yourselves?"
"Do you want to take our car?" Na Chen asked after putting the leftovers on the table into a bag.
"Well, okay? Just to the next rest stop."
Na Chen glanced at An He, and before he could say anything, An He nodded: "Okay."
After packing up their things, they set off with the little girl.
The little girl sat in the back seat, and Pat sat between them. The little girl kept saying thank you all the way and praised Pat for being so cute.
Na Chen didn't say much, and An He was used to it. When meeting someone he didn't know well, Na Chen always had an expressionless face. He chatted with the two girls in a random manner.
When they arrived at the next rest stop, the little girl got out of the car happily and left a bag of snacks for them.
"Potato chips... plums... melon seeds..." An He counted them one by one, "I don't like any of them, you eat them."
"I don't want to eat." Na Chen sat in the driver's seat without moving.
An He noticed that his tone was a little off, so he went around and lay on the window on his side: "What's wrong?"
"An He!" Na Chen stretched out his hand and flicked his nose. "You think the girl is pretty? Are you in such a hurry to bring her here?"
"Hey!" An He covered his nose and shouted. His nose was so sore that tears were about to fall, but he wanted to laugh, "Are you jealous?"
"Yes!" Na Chen grabbed his collar and pulled him to the window, "Do you still have feelings for the girl..."
Na Chen didn't finish his words. He stopped suddenly in the middle of his speech, as if he had slipped up.
An He leaned over the window and glanced at him, then smiled and said, "What else?"
"No," Nachen quickly kissed him on the face, "I was having too much fun."
An He smiled and patted his face: "It's okay."
"Really?" Na Chen stared at him.
"It's really okay. I can't torment myself for the rest of my life because of that. It's time to move on." An He put a plum in his mouth. "What were you about to say?"
"Don't play dumb." Na Chen smiled and hooked his chin with his finger.
"It's been a long time since I last had anything to do with a girl." An He lowered his head and bit his finger.
"You are lying with your eyes open. When you were asking me for my phone number, you thought I was a woman!" Na Chen took the plum from his hand and ate one.
"Aren't you still a man after all? And now you're still clinging to me. If I dump you, I'll lose my skin. I'm such a pain-averse person."
"I found that you are very good at comforting people," Na Chen smiled, looking satisfied, "Are you a teacher?"
"Forget it. Being a teacher is about endurance. Try not to kick him." An He walked back to the passenger seat and said, "Drive!"
Na Chen drove forward. Their original plan was to get off the highway and have fun at any place with nice scenery along the way before continuing on their way.
As a result, An He thought there were some good places several times, and when he was thinking about going down, he saw the exit sign was left behind by them.
"Hey! This this this this this... it's over again!" An He shouted.
"I can't brake suddenly!" Na Chen sighed, "Have you any sense of safety?"
"Can't you slow down in advance or something?" An He glanced at him.
"There are so many cars behind us. If I drive at 60 and keep rubbing my head against them, I'll be honked to death. Maybe I'll even get into a car accident." Na Chen also squinted at him, then said with a smile, "It's not like we won't go back. Write down the ones we missed and use the navigation system to see them one by one when we go back. How about that?"
An He didn't say anything. Na Chen spoke very gently, as if he was coaxing a child, which made him suddenly feel very happy and pampered.
As soon as he felt good, he blurted out, "No."
"Hey!" Na Chen was happy, "You've learned how to act like a spoiled child!"
"Get lost," An He rubbed his face quickly, "Do you think everyone is as spoiled as you are?"
Na Chen whistled: "You only learned it because you stayed with me for a long time."
"Is it cool to be able to act like a spoiled child?" An He took a piece of chocolate and put it in his mouth.
"Don't you like me being a spoiled brat?" Na Chen raised his eyebrows proudly, "Uncle An."
An He smiled but said nothing. He really couldn't stand Na Chen's coquetry. Na Chen's coquetry was not deliberate, just like a kitten, puppy or... leopard, furry and furry, nudging towards him.
He couldn't help but reach out and scratch Na Chen's head. Na Chen immediately tilted his head towards his hand. He quickly yelled, "Drive carefully! We're already speeding at 120, why are you shaking your head!"
"Is there anyone like you! If you have the guts, stop touching around!" Na Chen shouted louder than him.
"I'll touch my head again at the rest stop later." An He sighed.
"Just came out of a rest stop and then another rest stop?"
"I need to pee."
"Didn't you pee just now? Or did you pee and want to pee again? Do you have frequent urination? This needs to be treated, sir..."
"Hey!" An He was so busy talking that he couldn't get a word in. "I didn't go to pee. I was in a hurry to send those two girls away. After I finished sending them away, I asked you to hit your nose, but you forgot!"
"So you should stay away from girls in the future. You will urinate more often."
Na Chen drove the car into the rest stop, parked the car and went to the supermarket to buy some food and drinks. An He wanted to say that there were a lot of food and drinks in the back seat, but he didn't have time to say it and ran to the toilet.
"Let's buy a few cans of Red Bull..." Na Chen asked behind him.
He didn't say anything. He wanted to pee anyway, and the thought of water made him even more anxious. He almost ran to the ladies' room.
He almost bumped into someone when he entered the restroom. He made way for them, but his shoulder still bumped into the person. He quickly said, "Sorry, sorry..."
“It’s okay,” the man rubbed his shoulder and looked at him, then suddenly stopped, “Anhe?”
The author has something to say: Monday muah.