Hey Handsome, You Dropped Your Wig

Chapter 59: Extra Honeymoon (3) From the 氻

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Na Chen's words warmed An He's heart, but he quickly grabbed Na Chen's hand: "Stay still! We are here to have fun, do you want to have a fight here and be kicked off the boat..."

"I don't want to," Na Chen whispered, "You almost jumped into the sea."

"I'm fucking scared by this miraculous fate." An He said with a smile.

He didn't want to cause trouble. Although no matter how he adjusted his mentality, this matter still made him feel a little uncomfortable, but he didn't want to do anything to give people the illusion that he couldn't let it go.

Just let it go. The highest state is to truly ignore it.

"Then just look at me," Na Chen curled his lips, leaned his arms on the iron railing in front of him and turned his head to look at him, "Let's sneak across the border just by looking at each other."

"Okay." An He nodded.

However, before they looked at each other for a few seconds, the people on the boat cheered. After leaving the bay, the speedboat suddenly accelerated, the bow slapped on the sea surface, and the sea breeze suddenly became strong.

The tranquil sea under the afterglow of sunset was as beautiful as a painting, and everyone on the boat was holding up their mobile phone cameras and taking pictures.

"Fuck," An He held his head, "I'll have to change my hairstyle when I get there."

"It'll take an hour." Na Chen reached out for the luggage they had thrown on the bow, pulled out two T-shirts from the bag, tied one of them around his head, and threw the other to An He, "Block the wind, or you'll definitely have a headache."

"... I won't block it." An He looked at Na Chen who was stealing a landmine, and quickly threw the T-shirt back at Na Chen, "Steal it yourself."

"What are you stealing?" Na Chen was stunned for a moment, then he smiled, "I don't care. For someone as good-looking as me, I'd still look good even if I tied a rag on my head."

"Damn, are you challenging me?" An He laughed. He took the T-shirt and tied it on his head. The wind suddenly became much smaller.

Although the weather was warm and I would sweat if I moved a little, the sea quickly became pitch black after the sun went down, and the temperature dropped suddenly. The sea breeze felt cold on my body. If I didn't have this piece of clothing on my head, I might have had a headache when I arrived on the island.

The people on the boat shouted excitedly for twenty minutes, and then all of a sudden there was no sound. The only sound that could be heard was the speedboat's motor and the sound of water as the boat cut through the sea and hit the waves.

An He looked back and saw more than a dozen people in the same posture, all with their heads down and their legs hugged.

If the speedboat hadn't been still moving, it would have looked like a boat full of illegal immigrants that had just been caught by the coast guard.

Na Chen leaned towards him and said softly, "Look up."

"Huh?" An He raised his head and looked at the night sky, "Oh my... God..."

There was no moon, but the dark sky was dotted with stars, big and small, flickering.

It was the first time in An He's life that he saw so many stars. They were twinkling and so quietly close to him that he almost felt he could touch them with his hand.

"Beautiful, right?" Na Chen looked up.

"Yeah, the Milky Way." Anhe said, taking two gulps of sea breeze.

After the speedboat had been sailing for nearly an hour, a black shadow appeared vaguely in the night fog. It must be approaching the island.

The speed of the speedboat also slowed down a bit. An He heard someone at the stern ask the boat owner: "Why did it slow down?"

"This area is full of reefs, we are afraid of hitting them." said the boat owner.

An He suddenly became a little nervous. He turned on his phone and held it out from the edge of the boat to shine into the sea, hoping to see if he could see the reef. But just as he held out his phone, the boat owner suddenly shouted, "Don't play with your phone! Turn off your phones! Don't light up!"

As he shouted this, the motor stopped and the surroundings suddenly became quiet, with only the sound of the waves being heard.

The speedboat lost power, slowed down suddenly, and drifted on the sea.

An He quickly put his phone back in his pocket. The people on the boat who had taken out their phones also put them away. Someone whispered, "Coast Guard?"

The boat owner said nothing.

"You really can't swim?" An He whispered in Na Chen's ear. The boat owner's actions made him feel that this was smuggling. He inexplicably began to plan to abandon the boat and escape.

"Really." Na Chen quickly turned his head and kissed him on the mouth, but it was too dark so half of the kiss ended up on his nose. "Your face is all salty."

"I've been enjoying the sea breeze for an hour," An He licked his arm, it was really salty, "If you want to jump into the sea and escape, don't strangle me, hold my shoulders and I'll hold you back so you don't sink..."

Na Chen couldn't stop laughing: "Uncle An, are you filming a movie?"

"What if?" An He sighed and laughed.

"Do you really think we are sneaking across the sea? Even if we are caught by the coast guard, they will at most throw us ashore. Why are you jumping into the sea? You don't even need your luggage. Our money is in the bag. Papa is still sitting on the bow."

"That cat can swim, so it definitely won't sink." An He said with a smile.

As the two were talking in low voices, the speedboat started again and headed towards the shore of the island.

Someone took out his cell phone and took a picture of the sea, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Oh my God! It's so beautiful!"

An He leaned over the edge of the boat and looked in the direction of the light, then sighed as well.

The black sea water suddenly became transparent under the bright light, with a light blue luster. At a glance, you can see the white sand and broken corals on the seabed, as well as many small shells.

Just when everyone was lying on the edge of the boat, excited and surprised, a flashlight lit up on the beach a few dozen meters away and swayed towards this side.

The boat owner turned off the motor, stood up, and turned on the light on the lantern: "Get off the boat! Everyone get off the boat!"

Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned.

"Hurry! Get off the boat! Jump into the water! Leave your luggage behind for now! Just walk up by yourself after getting out of the water!" the boat owner shouted in succession.

Everyone was confused, because when traveling, basically everyone wears running shoes and plans to change into slippers or sandals when they get to the island. Now they have to take off their shoes and jump into the sea for no reason

Seeing that no one was moving, the boat owner got a little impatient and said, "Go down! Go down and get your luggage! The boat won't go through!"

"Damn, it's really exciting to go to an island," An He saw this and stopped hesitating. Na Chen couldn't swim and was afraid of water, so he had to go down first. He sat down and took off his shoes and socks, tied the shoelaces together and hung the shoes around his neck. He patted Na Chen's butt and said, "I'll go down first to see how deep it is, and then you give me the luggage."

"Yeah." Na Chen nodded.

"It's hard to tell how deep the water is. Ya﹏﹎文>>8 ﹍ ww`w=.·ya`we`n`8-.·" someone nearby said.

Na Chen turned his head and saw that it was He Xu, who was bending over and leaning on the edge of the boat, looking down.

Na Chen felt a surge of anger rising to his head. Without thinking, he raised his knee and gave He Xu a hard shove on the butt: "Go down and take a look!"

He Xu didn't even have time to shout before he was thrown into the sea, making a huge splash.

There was a sudden scream on the boat. An He jumped up with his shoes hanging on him and saw He Xu struggling in the sea. This guy was on the swimming team when he was in school, but he was still quite embarrassed to be kicked into the sea so suddenly. It took him a long time to stand up.

However, it can be seen that the sea water is not deep, only reaching He Xu's thighs.

"What are you doing?" The young man who came with He Xu was a little angry and grabbed Na Chen by the collar.

"Don't worry! I won't hurt anyone else but him!" Na Chen pulled his hand away, bent down twice and took off his shoes.

Before He Xu, who was standing in the sea, could react, Na Chen jumped off the edge of the boat and kicked him directly on the shoulder. He Xu was kicked back into the sea again.

He Xu took several gulps of sea water, and when he stood up again his face had turned green. He stared at Na Chen, his throat choked and he couldn't speak.

"From now on, if you see me, you should avoid me. This island is my territory. Every time I see you, I will have someone throw you into the sea," Na Chen said as he got close to his face. He then turned back to the boat and looked up at An He, "Leave it to me."

An He didn't say anything. He went to the bow of the boat, pulled the bag over and handed it to Na Chen. He turned around and glanced at He Xu who was still standing in the sea. He Xu looked at him without saying anything, with a complicated look in his eyes.

After everyone got ashore, the lights on the boat were turned off and the surroundings became dark again.

An He and Na Chen put their backpacks on the beach and sat on them to dry their feet.

"Can you get someone to throw him into the sea?" An He asked with a smile, patting the sand on his calves.

"I'm just bragging. I don't have any relatives on the island anymore. They all moved out a few years ago." Na Chen chuckled twice. "Just say something harsh and scare them first."

"Aren't you afraid of water? You jumped so easily, and even posed when you jumped down..." An He pinched his shoulder. Na Chen's posture when he jumped off the boat was very beautiful.

"I didn't think about it when I was jumping. I was holding it in all the way. If you didn't let me go when I came here, I'll do it when we get to the ground." Na Chen shook off the sand on his feet and put on his shoes. "Do you want to teach me a lesson? I was too impulsive or something."

An He smiled and picked up a small piece of coral from his feet: "No need to educate him. You will need to educate him if you take him down in the middle of the sea."

"Are you relieved?" Na Chen turned his head and looked at him.

"Yeah," An He nodded with a smile. After putting on his shoes, he found that the people on their boat were gone. Only the two of them and the sand-covered Pat were left on the beach. "Where are the people?"

"Follow the snakehead. There is a car to pick them up a little further inside." Na Chen pointed behind him.

"What do you mean? We don't have a car to pick us up?" An He looked back and saw only a forest, without even a light. "Why is it like a deserted island..."

"The one who picked us up was from the hotel. Only those who booked their hotel would come here to pick us up, and we didn't book a room," Na Chen stood up and put on his bag, "We were just left here."

"Didn't you say we didn't need to book in advance?" An He was stunned for a moment, then stood up. The night sea breeze was very cold. A gust of it blew over, and he shivered as he looked at the dark beach.

"Don't mention it!" Na Chen frowned and said, "The last time I came here, the room was 60, with a sea view, and the cheaper one was 40. But when I asked, I found out that there was no room available at 400..."

An He didn't care much about the tenfold price difference between the off-season and the peak season. What he cared about was Na Chen's last sentence: "No rooms available? When did you ask?"

"I asked when I got ashore. There are no rooms on the whole island. We have to wait until someone checks out tomorrow before we can look for a room." Na Chen was quite depressed, but after jumping twice on the beach, he waved his hand and shouted, "Let's sleep under the stars tonight—"

"The stars are what you cover yourself with, and the corals are what you pillow your head on." An He corrected him helplessly.

"We have sleeping bags, so what are we afraid of?" Nachen whistled. "Let's walk along the beach and find a comfortable place."

"Why don't you walk to the center of the island? You can find a restaurant to eat." An He picked up his bag and followed Na Chen.

"We've been inside for more than an hour. The restaurant won't cook after eight o'clock. Show your true colors tonight, instant noodle hero!" Na Chen smiled, turned around and walked back.

"I don't usually eat dry noodles." An He smiled.

"Just bear with it today and eat dry food," Na Chen came over and hugged him, kissing him lightly on the lips, "How about I give you a snack?"

"What extra meal do you want? There's just instant noodles and a bunch of snacks in the bag." An He also kissed him.

Na Chen said nothing, just smiled and continued to walk away.

An He followed him for a few steps and felt that his smile was meaningful. After a while, he realized: "Damn, you are really..."

"Would you like a snack?" Na Chen patted the sand off his body.

"On the beach?" An He looked around and saw no one was around. "Aren't you afraid of getting covered in sand..."

"Uncle An!" Na Chen shouted, pointing at him, "How can you be so filthy!"

"How am I dirty? I'm telling the truth," An He laughed. "There's a layer of sand on my body and legs for no apparent reason. If you were to strip naked, do you think there wouldn't be sand underneath? You can bear it, but I am afraid of the pain."

"Shut up! Old rascal!" Na Chen raised his patting arm and pointed it at him, "How can you say such things to a little kid! We can obviously play in the sleeping bags!"

"Do you think you are that guy? Two people are playing this in a sleeping bag? Aren't you afraid of tearing the sleeping bag?" An He also pointed at him and shouted with a smile.

"Ouch!" Na Chen whistled again, "Mr. An looks very powerful."

"Fuck," An He rushed over, grabbed his trousers waist and pulled them down, "Come on, come on, you little brat! You're not done until I teach you a lesson and you cry!"

"Help—" Na Chen turned and ran, holding the bear in one hand and holding up his pants with the other, "Aren't you afraid that An Xiaohe will scratch your skin off!"

The two of them played crazy on the beach for a while, then strolled for a while. The moon came out and illuminated the beach.

Anhe stopped and looked at the white waves rolling to his feet. The sea breeze blew on his body, bringing with it the unique scent of the sea.

"It's so comfortable," An He closed his eyes, "This is my first time at the beach."

"I haven't been here many times," Na Chen stood beside him, "Grandma really didn't want me to come to the island. She thought I would jump into the sea."

"Do you like the sea?" An He asked.

Na Chen was silent for a while: "I didn't like it before... maybe I will like it in the future. When I think of the sea, I will think of playing with you, and I will also think of you raping me on the beach."

"Get out!" An He had rarely felt the mood, but Na Chen's words shattered his emotions.

"Here we go," Nachen put down his backpack, took out his sleeping bag, walked about ten meters toward the woods, and spread it out on the beach, "How about it?"

"Okay." An He went over to help spread out the sleeping bag and sat down.

"Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Na Chen sat down next to him and put his arms around his waist.

"Hmm?" An He touched Na Chen's leg.

"There are no curtains here, not even walls." Na Chen smiled.

"It's quite comfortable," An He lay back, looked at the starry sky, and said with a smile, "If I'm not comfortable, I can just curl up in my sleeping bag."

"Anhe," Na Chen leaned over with his arms on the ground, lifted up his clothes, put his hands inside, lowered his head and gently rubbed his lips, "From now on, I will be your heaven!"

An He wanted to be touched, but couldn't help laughing first: "Oh, my God."

"Don't laugh!" Na Chen sighed and reached into his pants, "Come on?"

"Do you want me to fuck you?" An He still wanted to laugh.

"Pay attention to the quality!" Na Chen's face was tense, he moved his hands a few times, lowered his head and slowly pressed on him, kissing his neck.

An He didn't say anything, closed his eyes, and lifted up Na Chen's clothes.

Na Chen quickly took off his clothes and threw them aside, then took off his clothes twice.

When Nachen came close to him again, An He hugged him, lifted his legs and pushed him forward, then turned over and pressed on him. He pulled open his pants and reached in to rub him gently.

Na Chen raised his head, hummed softly with a nasal tone, and put his hand around An He's back and rubbed it hard several times.

An He kissed him, and the two quickly entangled together, their tongues constantly teasing each other*.

I don’t know if it’s because this deserted beach gives people a special feeling, but both of them are a little excited. An He caresses Na Chen hard. Na Chen’s tense body is especially attractive under the moonlight, and his breathing becomes more and more rapid.

"Take it off." An He let go of Na Chen's lips, whispered in his ear, and then tilted his head and spat twice.

Nachen took off his pants and asked with a smile: "Sand?"

"Well, I don't know where I licked you, your mouth is full of sand." An He stood up, took out the lubricant from the bag thrown aside and squeezed it onto his hand.

When his wet hands touched Na Chen's body again, Na Chen closed his eyes, raised his head and arched his body: "Ah..."

This groan made An He feel blank for a moment.

He held Na Chen gently, and with his other hand he moved up along Na Chen's lower abdomen and touched his neck.

As the rhythm of his hands quickened, Na Chen's breathing gradually became heavy and a low moan slipped out again.

The hand touching Nachen's neck could clearly feel the vibration coming from the palm, which went along the arm and went deep into the body.

An He leaned over and covered his lips with his, took a deep breath in the warmth of Chen's breath, slid his fingers back, and pressed gently.

Na Chen snorted, quickly raised his leg, and rubbed it lightly on his arm.

The author has something to say: There won’t be much meat in tomorrow’s chapter, but if you’re caught, just look for it in the old place.