I really can't understand Fox Mother's brain circuit. She is already a famous expert, what is she pretending to be in her head all day long
If I go and deal with Si Ruo now... Actually, it's a bit heart-warming to think about it...
Anyway, now that the matter was settled, I felt a lot more at ease, so I just stayed at Douduo's kennel and waited for him to come back.
In less than two days, Tao Xiyu rushed over first. I was full of gossip and wanted to see what happened when she met Ye Xun behind the door, but I didn't see anything. The two people shook hands politely as if they were meeting with senior leaders. After sitting down, they didn't say a word for half an hour. I almost suspected that they were competing in meditation to see who had more concentration. high.
My eyes were sore from looking at it, and just as I was about to rub my eyes, I was startled by the sound of teeth grinding behind me. When I turned around, I was almost scared to death—Mother Fox was gritting her teeth and pouring medicine into the teapot.
I was immediately confused: "Mother Fox, what do you want to do?"
"Give them some enlightenment..." Mother Fox forced the teapot into my hand, "Go over and pour tea for them. If you don't deal with them today, I will deal with you."
I was almost scared to death by Mother Fox on the spot. But I really couldn’t do it if I didn’t go. Mother Fox’s eyes were already killing people, so I could only carry the teapot and walk into the house with my head buzzing. As soon as I entered the house, I saw Ye Xun looking at my face: "Tao Xiyu is here."
"Come on... come on..." I felt like my smile was stiff. I have never tried to smile in my life, but now I am struggling to smile!
Ye Xun stood up and wanted to take the teapot from my hand. When I watched Ye Xun reach out his hand, I couldn't help but feel sad - Ye Xun has always believed in me, and he would definitely not doubt what I brought over. He drank this thing. Although it was a good thing for him to take advantage of it, due to his character, the trust between me was gone.
Before Ye Xun could touch the teapot, I grabbed it first and drank it all with my mouth facing the spout: "I'm thirsty. I'll drink this tea first. You guys can chat while I go." Make a pot.”
Ye Xun stared at me dumbfounded for two or three seconds before squeezing out two words through his teeth: "Shen Jing!"
"You guys talk, you guys talk..." I don't care about Ye Xun's attitude now. It's more serious to find the antidote quickly.
I only took two steps before I felt the tea in my stomach churning, as if I could spit it out at any time. I was suddenly frightened and broke out in a cold sweat, and quickly rushed out the door.
Mother Fox, with a frosty look on her face, came over before I could rush out of the yard: "What do you want to do?"
I said angrily: "Find the antidote!"
Mother Fox looked over with disdain: "Do you know where to find it?"
"I..." I was really confused now. I know that there doesn't seem to be any antidote for that kind of thing, just find someone. But where can I find someone? You can't just pull someone over from the street, right
I stood for a long time before yelling: "Should I go to the hospital's head office? I don't believe it... oops... "
Before I could finish speaking, I felt a cramp in my stomach. It felt as if someone had pulled my intestines out, twisted them around and then tied them into a tight knot. I almost fainted from the pain: "Mother Fox, did you poison me?"
"I'll poison your grandma!" Mother Fox pointed to the side, "The toilet is over there, run quickly and don't shit your pants."
"Laxative?" As soon as I said two words, I hurriedly ran into the toilet, and it was overwhelming for a while.
I did nothing all afternoon but kept going in and out of the toilet. When the medicine wore off, I lay on the kang like a dead dog and couldn't get up.
I vaguely heard Mother Fox say outside: "Girl Tao, did you see it? Wang Huan is an idiot and will do anything for his friends. You don't have to worry about him suddenly betraying you when we cooperate, unless you I attacked him first."
Tao Xiyu said calmly: "Actually, you don't have to be like this. I have already verified the character of Ye Xun and Wang Huan once in the government city."
"It's different!" Mother Fox said in a serious voice, "That time, you were cooperating to escape; this time you are cooperating on a mission, and you were left directly in the hands of the detective. If you are a little negligent, you may be doomed. .This scene is actually just to make you feel at ease."
Tao Xiyu nodded and said "thank you" and said nothing more. "
In fact, Tao Xiyu knew that Mother Fox's scene was not to reassure her, but as a warning to her.
Everyone knows that the Detective's Hand and the Demon Sect are incompatible, but the Demon's Sect, the Detective's Hand and the Wugui Sect are incompatible with each other. In a certain situation, if the three parties come together, it is likely that the Demon Sect and the Detective Shou will join forces to kill the Wugui Sect first, and then resolve the grievances between them.
This may sound strange, but it is true of the relationship between the three parties. The Wugui Sect not only traps the magic hand, but also the demon sect. As long as there is profit, they never care who the opponent is, nor what the consequences are.
The people of Wugui Sect are accustomed to hiding. If they don't want to be found, even if the Detective Manual uses all its strength, they can't find their lair. This is the fundamental reason why the Wugui Sect can compete with the Detective Sect and the Demon Sect.
The meaning of Mother Fox is very simple: Wang Huan and Ye Xun can treat you without reservation, so you should treat them sincerely, otherwise, it will not be as simple as a laxative.
I know Mother Fox’s good intentions, but I’m quite critical of her actions. If you have something to say, wouldn’t it be nice to say it openly? Even if you want to beat around the bush, you shouldn't drug me!
This afternoon I felt dizzy, my legs were weak, and I didn't even have the energy to stand up. This certificate of submission is too terrible.
However, after a while, I was happy again - Ye Xun and Tao Xiyu also started to have diarrhea crazily after eating the food cooked by the fox mother. I almost laughed like crazy when I watched the two of them using Qinggong to fight for the toilet.
Oh my God, Qinggong! The whole yard was filled with the two of them scuttling back and forth like butterflies. Especially Ye Xun, his face turned pale and he still had a straight face. His expression was as funny as it was
I couldn't help patting the edge of the bed and laughing: "People say that the person who can still laugh after peeing in his pants must be a master. I see, the person who can still look serious after having diarrhea is not bad. I said Ye Xun, as long as you have the determination, just change your career and become an actor! I'm sure you'll be able to be an actor. You don't need to put on makeup to play a cold killer."
Before I could laugh enough, Mother Fox pulled me up, grabbed my neck and poured half a bowl of medicine into my mouth. My stomach, which had just calmed down, immediately started to growl again.
"Mother Fox, do you want to kill someone?" I almost cried.
Mother Fox said expressionlessly: "This is the preliminary preparation for you for the mission. You are in good health, so you need to drink more to be clean."
"You are so poisonous..." I didn't even have time to talk to the fox mother, so I ran to the public toilet holding my stomach. I didn't come out that night, and I was dragged back to the yard by Mother Fox early the next morning.
However, the torture is far from over. For three days in a row, Mother Fox gave us glucose water and laxatives, until she tortured all three of us until we were half dead, and then Dou Donkey came back leisurely.
Douduzi looked around at our faces one by one: "Well, not bad! You can wash and peel it off and simmer it on low heat. The girl will be sent to my room in a while, and I will personally give her some medicine... oops -"
Before Douduzi could finish his words, Ye Xunyi slapped him on the head with a brick. After Ye Xun finished patting the brick, he immediately fell on the kang and couldn't get up.
I really don't know where Ye Xun got the strength. He was almost exhausted, but he could still jump up and throw bricks.
Mother Fox dragged Ye Xun and I into Douluozi's tofu shop like a dog to death, threw us into the big pot of beans and started simmering them over low heat. While Dou Luzi threw medicine into the pot, he said: "Don't worry, the fire is not big and I won't cook you. As long as you haven't shed your skin, just stay in the pot honestly. If you are thirsty, there is medicine next to you. Take and drink, three large bowls per person, no one can be left behind.”
I couldn't help but ask: "What are you going to do?"
Douduzi explained: "According to what you said, there is erysipelas all over Dan Island. There is no way to remove the poison. After going up, it is equivalent to reducing one's combat power by 30%. After a few battles, no matter how powerful the master is, You will also suffer a loss. I am doing this just to make you resistant to erysipelas."
Douduzi said: "After you get to the island, you are not allowed to eat or drink casually. You can only take the pills I gave you. Do you understand?"
I couldn't help but frown and said, "Will this be useful?"
Douduzi sneered: "In fact, herbal medicine and alchemy are worshiped by the same ancestor. Do you think it is useful?"
Materia Medica is explained in "Shuowen Jiezi" as "medicine, a healing herb" and is the most important component of traditional Chinese medicine. According to legend, one of the four classics of traditional Chinese medicine, the Huangdi Neijing, established the "yin-yang and five elements theory" of traditional Chinese medicine based on Huang-Lao Taoism, which is similar to alchemy.
As for the time when the "Huangdi Neijing" was written, some people think it was during the Warring States Period, and some people think it was pre-Qin, but it will definitely not be later than the Western Han Dynasty. During this time, the art of immortality happened to be very popular.
Both Materia Medica and Alchemy are derived from Huang Laotao's theory, and it is not unreasonable for Douluozi to say that they came from the same school.
It's just that Chinese medicine is still helping the world, but alchemy has become a legend. I subconsciously feel that Chinese medicine cannot restrain alchemy.
Ye Xun said solemnly: "Without water, how long can we survive on the island with your elixir?"
"It's hard to say." Douduzi shook his head and said, "I don't dare to draw any conclusions until I see with my own eyes how far Dan Island has been infiltrated by erysipelas. But some things are better prepared in advance."
Douduzi is right, it is better to be prepared than to go directly to Dan Island.
We have Dou Donkey here, but where is Si Ruo? Does the Demon Sect also have herbal masters