I followed Uncle Zhang into the house. He first lit three sticks of incense at the window, then turned around and looked at me from top to bottom with his eyes wide open: "You've caused quite a lot of trouble! Why did you offend the immortal?" , please tell me carefully."
I've heard before that the Northeastern Great Immortal can tell things at a glance without you having to ask, otherwise he wouldn't be qualified to make a living in this industry. Today is the first time I’ve seen it.
I ignored everything that happened in the Seven Kings Cave and only told him that I boiled seven black snakes to death with quicklime.
Uncle Zhang snorted after hearing this: "You didn't tell the whole truth. Did you kill the black snake for money?"
I was about to explain a few words, but Uncle Zhang waved his hand first and said: "You don't need to say more. I won't ask you what happened before. It's not a good thing to know more about things in the world. But We have to talk about the Immortal family’s affairs.”
Uncle Zhang lit a pipe and said: "You boil the black long worms to death, they won't blame you. The snakes guarding the mountain will die sooner or later. No matter who wants to take things, they have to kill them; even if you are merciful and let them live , if you lose your treasure, they won’t live for more than a year. Their fate has been decided long ago, and they don’t blame you for killing them.”
Uncle Zhang's voice deepened and he said: "But, they complained that you didn't leave any room for them. Back then, did the black long insect beg you for mercy?"
"No!" I really didn't see that those black snakes had any intention of begging for mercy.
Uncle Zhang glanced at me and said: "The long insect can't talk. It must have made a gesture of begging for mercy. You just didn't see it."
Uncle Zhang said: "It begged you, but you didn't forgive it. Now it's your turn to beg it, let's see if it will forgive you!"
I couldn't help but ask: "How can I tell it to spare me or not?"
Uncle Zhang took a puff of cigarette before saying: "At that time, you boiled the black long worms to death, and the black long worms had to be returned. If you can trust me, I will find a place to boil you in water to let the black long worms Watch.”
"When the black long worm begged you in the water, you didn't forgive him. Now you are begging it in the water. If you are sweet-tongued and can talk to the black long worm, you will be fine if you lose some money; If you can't stop it, it won't come to you again for a while, after all, you have suffered a lot of physical pain."
Douduzi immediately stopped after hearing this: "This is nonsense. How do I know if he will spare me? What if you don't have the skills to cook all our brothers, and you still plan to sell the meat Soup?"
"What are you talking about?" Uncle Zhang turned his face and said, "I have good intentions to save you, but you are still talking nonsense. If you believe it, you are a fool."
The most taboo thing when asking an immortal to ask questions in the Northeast is to tell someone you don't believe it in front of them, and they will definitely turn against you on the spot.
Doudouzi, however, had no consciousness at all: "What are you talking about? When you boil us in water, do you tie us up or let us sit down? If you don't tie us up, I can jump out as soon as the water is hot; if you want to I'll tie it up, can I agree? Besides, how the hell do I know what the snake said? Do you think I'm Harry Potter?"
Uncle Zhang was choked by Douduzi and couldn't speak for a long time. Finally, he said: "I can only tell you, I can understand what Heichangchong said. When the time comes, I will stand by and tell you." Just take care of it and that's it. If you don't believe this, there's nothing I can do about it."
Doudouzi stared and said, "Can't you think of some way to get rid of that long insect?"
"Get lost!" Uncle Zhang said through gritted teeth, "You're not here to ask for trouble, are you here to cause trouble?"
The Northeastern Great Immortal exorcises evil spirits, unlike Taoists who directly open altars and draw swords to kill ghosts. Most of them act as an intermediary, making peace with both parties and not taking action unless absolutely necessary. Douduji is ruining the scene by speaking like this.
When Dou Luzi and Uncle Zhang were bickering, my mind was spinning rapidly. It wasn't until the two of them were about to have a falling out that I said, "Old donkey, stop talking. This old god, let's do what you say." , you can arrange whatever you want!"
Uncle Zhang said with a sullen face: "If I hadn't been kind-hearted, I wouldn't have even said a few words to that old guy and I wouldn't have cared about you. Just wait."
Uncle Zhang contacted us on the phone for a long time before booking a public bath for us. After a few of us took off our clothes and sat in the pool, water began to be poured into the pool from outside.
At first, warm water was poured into the pool, and after a while, the water began to be heated. The temperature in the bathhouse became higher and higher, and Uncle Zhang also lit three incense sticks.
Curls of green smoke slowly rose from the incense burner, and lines of sweat beads flowed down my cheeks. When beads of sweat fell from my eyelids one after another and almost blocked my sight, Uncle Zhang also screamed strangely, stood on tiptoes, danced around in the bathhouse, and uttered vague words. A flurry of weird syllables.
According to Northeastern legend, this is the arrival of the Great Immortal, that is, an immortal has possessed Uncle Zhang and is talking to the undead spirit of the black snake.
In just a moment, Uncle Zhang twisted his body like a snake and lay on the ground. He raised his head from outside the pool, pressed his chin on the edge of the pool, and said in a faint voice: "You owe me the debt you owe me. ”
I said solemnly: "Your debt is not owed by me, but by the person who put you in the sinkhole to guard the coffin. His arrangement back then was just to kill you."
"I know!" the other party said angrily, "I didn't want to live. I just wanted you to let one of my brothers go out and leave a trace of blood for us. How did you do it? You killed our whole family!"
"Hehe..." the other party said with a sinister sneer, "Haven't you heard the old saying, 'If you kill a snake, you won't make a nest, and if it forms a nest, you won't stop it'? If you kill my whole family, I will kill yours too. Everyone who has anything to do with you." All must die, all must die..."
The other party's shrill laughter echoed back and forth in the bathtub, like countless evil spirits laughing wildly in the air. The temperature of the pool water suddenly increased with his laughter. As the heat wave hit me, I suddenly took out the Magnum that was under my butt and stuffed it into the other person's mouth: "If I can kill you once, I can kill you a second time."
Uncle Zhang's eyes suddenly widened, and he said vaguely: "You, you, you..."
I nodded slightly to Ye Xun, who quietly jumped out of the bath, stepped on the ground with his bare feet and moved towards the door. Outside is the changing room. All our clothes were thrown outside. Ye Xun's location happened to be in the control room.
Ye Xun turned sideways and gently opened the door with his foot, and a scream came from outside.
"It's done!" Doudu and I looked at each other, jumped up from the water at the same time, picked up Uncle Zhang on the ground, and rushed straight to the fitting room.
The old man who gave us the address at the train station had passed out in the fitting room, still holding my coat in his hand. Doudu stretched out his hand and tried it under Lao Ma's nose: "It's not bad, he just fainted."
"Contact the troops immediately and ask them to prepare according to our plan." I said nothing, carried Lao Zhang out of the bath, went around to the boiler room behind the bath, opened the blazing furnace door, and pinched Lao Zhang with one hand. Zhang's neck said, "If you dare to fight with me, you should know who I am. In my eyes, there is no preferential treatment for prisoners. If you tell the truth, you can still survive; if you don't, I will kill you." Burned as firewood."
Lao Zhang sneered: "I really don't believe what you dare to do to me."
I grabbed Lao Zhang's hair and pressed his sneering face against the boiler. A puff of white smoke rose instantly, and Lao Zhang screamed heartbreakingly: "You dare to hurt me, Miao." Xinjiang Gu Master will not spare you..."
"You can die now." I grabbed Lao Zhang's head and stuffed it into the furnace. Lao Zhang didn't care that the boiler was scalding hot from the fire. He pushed the furnace door with both hands and struggled desperately: "Spare me! I'll say anything, just spare me! Spare me!"
I turned a deaf ear and grabbed Lao Zhang's neck and stuffed his head into the mouth of the stove. The flames in the stove suddenly jumped up along his hair. Lao Zhang's body went limp and he passed out.
I threw my hand and threw the unconscious Lao Zhang to the ground: "Bring in the man named Ma."
Ye Xun just dragged Lao Ma into the boiler room, and the other party knelt on the ground: "You two, two... please spare me! I just make a living at the train station, I really don't know anything! Someone is out You asked me to defraud you of money, so I did it. You two, please spare me! Please spare me... "
I walked over and asked in a deep voice: "Who hired you?"
"I don't know you!" Lao Ma quickly replied, "The woman who hired me had her face covered, so I couldn't see anything clearly. They also poisoned me and Lao Zhang. If we don't obey, I will die!" "
I said coldly: "What else did she ask you to do?"
Lao Ma replied: "That woman said she wanted your clothes, so I wanted to find a way for you to take off all your clothes. She also told you about the black snake."
I said in a deep voice: "Notify the troops, take them two back and question them carefully. Don't miss a word. If there is any news, let me know immediately. Let's go."
I threw the old horse to the troops and drove towards Pingtianhai with Ye Xun. As soon as Ye Xun drove the car out of the city, I felt my eyelids getting heavier and heavier: "Old donkey, the curse on me is coming again...Old donkey, old donkey..."
When I looked back, Douduzi was already frothing at the mouth and passed out in the back seat of the car.
"Doudu!" I was suddenly startled, "Ye Xun, stop the car quickly!"
Before I could finish my words, Ye Xun, who was driving, suddenly fell on the steering wheel and passed out. Ye Xun's right foot, which was on the accelerator, suddenly stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. The car that was already speeding like crazy shot an arrow at an oncoming bus. In just a short moment, the screams of the bus passengers penetrated the car window and entered my ears.
I grabbed the steering wheel and pushed it out violently. The speeding car made a sharp half-turn and rushed down the national highway. It plunged into the rice fields on the side of the road and overturned.