People who participated in the battle of the Five Poison Sects left one after another. Except for the people from our Sixth Research Institute, only Yu Feng and Ren Tianqing were left in the entire station.
The two of them never left, and I didn't try to chase them away. I always feel that they stay here on purpose because they have something to do.
At the beginning, both of us were doing our own things, and no one talked to the other. As time went by, we returned to the same state as when we were laughing and joking in the Fifth Division.
Especially Big Er and Da Ju, when those two guys couldn't stop, the station almost caused them to have trouble.
As soon as I came in from outside that day, I saw Yu Feng and Ren Tianqing gathering together for some unknown purpose without even raising their heads.
The two guys, Da Er and Da Ju, took advantage of Yu Feng and the others not paying attention. They stood on tiptoes and stuck out their buttocks on the coffee table. They stretched out their little paws and quietly pushed the potato chips I put on the table to the edge of the coffee table. If I had come in a little later, they would have succeeded.
I quietly walked over and squatted down: "What are you two doing?"
The two guys turned their heads at the same time, their eyes widened with a big smile full of innocence.
I raised my eyebrows at them: "The potato chips are mine."
Daju covered his face with a "meow", and Big Er raised his paw and pointed at Daju, meaning: it is the mastermind.
I reached out and grabbed the epithelium on the backs of the two guys' necks, and picked them up: "You two want to become pigs? You only need to eat in one day. If you stew you two in a pot, it will be enough for me to eat for a week. Yu Feng, Xiao Qing, what are you two doing?"
"Shh-" Ren Tianqing made a silent gesture and began to concentrate on adjusting the equipment. After a while, the sound of pacing came from her device.
"Oh yeah!" Ren Tianqing clenched her little fist and made an "awesome" gesture, "It worked! Doudu felt that he had become more handsome and wanted to confess to Mother Fox. I spent a whole night to install the bug. .Come and listen!”
"Are you two bored?" I said they were bored, but they sat on the sofa. With my ears, I can hear what's going on over there without wearing a headset.
Listening to the footsteps, it seems that Douduo has been hanging around Mother Fox's door, but he doesn't dare to go in.
Yu Feng and Ren Tianqing were so anxious that they wanted to kick him into the house. I sat on the sofa and hugged my shoulders.
I've known for a long time that Doudu was interested in Mother Fox. To be honest, I don't think he is worthy of Mother Fox at all. A man in his fifties looks almost as good as a seventy-year-old. He is very dark and slim, with not much meat. At first glance, he looks like his mother has become a loach, and he is standing with the fox mother. Son, even if some people believe it is her father, how can she be worthy of a fox mother
This time after Douduo was robbed, it was a blessing in disguise. His injuries healed, he became a lot whiter, and he looked more than ten years younger. He feels good about himself, but I still think he is not worthy of Mother Fox.
If nothing else, he has such an unethical behavior that when he sees a beautiful girl, he wants his eyes to fall into her collar. How does he look like a reliable person? Far worse than my dad.
However, if someone wants to confess their feelings, I can’t stop them!
He'd better hang around the door all night, he'll be exhausted!
I sat on the sofa calmly on the surface, waiting for Doudu to retreat when he saw the difficulty, but that guy pushed the door open and entered the room: "Mimi, let me tell you something."
"If you fart, hurry up!" Mother Fox didn't give Doudu any face.
"That... I, that... I am..." Doudu hesitated for a long time without saying a word.
My stomach is about to cramp: that guy is scared. Haha, yes! After a while, if Doudou still can't hold in his sore fart, Mother Fox promises to kick him out. Doudu will not dare to take advantage of Mother Fox for at least half a year, so my dad will be safe.
I was stroking my chin, waiting to pick up the laugh, when Mother Fox couldn't hold it in any longer: "If you have nothing to say, and you want to force yourself out here with me, then get out of here. I'm not a pharmacy, and I don't sell anything." Kaiselu.”
Doudu said cautiously: "This is a bit hard to say..."
Mother Fox gritted her teeth and said, "Say!"
When I heard Mother Fox's movements, I knew she must be angry, so I quickly stretched out my fingers and started counting the seconds. I estimate that it will take less than five seconds for Mother Fox to kick someone. Who would have thought that as soon as I counted to four, Douduo's mouth became sharper and the words came, but what he said was not human language.
"Mimi, let me tell you about the two children Wang Huan and Ye Xun. I feel anxious when I see those two children! They are two big boys, and they go to the toilet together. Do you think it is normal? "
Damn it, I almost bit my tongue off. In order to save himself, Doudong, where did he drag the calf
Mother Fox said: "What's abnormal about this? The two of us have a good relationship!"
"No matter how good they are, I have never seen two people be so good as to use a toothbrush." Douduzi said, "I saw Wang Huan brushing his teeth with Ye Xun's toothbrush that day!"
I almost went crazy. If I hadn't accidentally dropped the toothbrush into the toilet that day, would I have been able to take Ye Xun's toothbrush
Mother Fox said disapprovingly: "Why are you so fussy? Wang Huan definitely has the potential to be a scumbag. Look, he has flirted with Lu Xinyao, right? Yu Feng and Ren Tianqing are also very nice to him, right? Take your pick. He's quite pleasing to the eye, right? The most important thing is that he has Si Ruo. Last time I asked her to do Si Ruo, the boy had a constipated face, but his eyes were chattering around, not sure what he was thinking. "
Mother Fox is crazy, right? Why doesn't she have any control over her words
I accidentally turned around and saw the weird looks in Yu Feng and Ren Tianqing's eyes. I almost lost my breath.
Douduo's bad mouth was not idle either: "No! Wang Huan and Si Ruo have known each other for four or five years, but they haven't slept together. Do you think this is normal?"
"Bullshit!" Mother Fox said disapprovingly, "I have known Wang Huan's father for more than 20 years, haven't we even slept together?"
"Ahem..." Doudu coughed twice, "Don't you think that Ye Xun is particularly nice to Wang Huan? When has Ye Xun ever smiled at others, and sometimes he and Wang Huan even joke..."
Mother Fox said: "Are you having a headache? They are brothers, what's wrong with joking? Besides, Ye Xun looked cold and calm, but in fact the guy was very shady. He and Wang Huan were the same thing, both of them were Masters of evil. Didn't you see that the curtains they both use are black?"
"That's right!" Douduo clapped his hands and said, "The curtains they both use are the same style. Is it okay?"
crazy!
I'm going crazy!
What man chooses carefully when he goes shopping? When I was buying curtains, I brought a pair to Ye Xun. How could it be a couple's model
Douluo said seriously: "Wang Baoqiang said it well! The room is clean and has no smell. He is either a pussy or a gay. Look at Ye Xun's house, there is not even a speck of dust. Look at Wang Huan's house, there are no piles of socks until they can be used. I never wash it when I put it in the washing machine.”
Mother Fox said in a strange tone: "What does this mean?"
Douduo said mysteriously: "I suspect that Ye Xun is trying to influence Wang Huan... to put it bluntly, he is trying to influence him. If this continues, Wang Huan will be tricked by Ye Xun sooner or later."
I almost spurted a mouthful of blood on the ground. Yu Feng and Ren Tianqing looked at me at the same time and said in a long voice: "Eh-"
"What the hell?" I finally couldn't hold it in any longer, "You two are on a tightrope. Are you here listening to cross talk? I'm telling you..."
Before I finished speaking, Ye Xun opened the door and walked in.
I quickly held back the next words.
Ye Xun walked straight up to me, took out a hundred yuan and threw it in my face: "Come to my room tonight."
"What the hell? What do you want to do?" I jumped up from the sofa.
Ye Xun said inexplicably: "Didn't you say you know how to do cupping? Come here and do some cupping for me. The ice worms in Xia Tian are so powerful that the seams between my bones are still hurting."
I just breathed a sigh of relief when Ye Xun threw out another hundred yuan: "One piece is not enough, I'll give you another one. I bought a jar and came here early."
I know Ye Xun asked me to use the money to buy cupping pots, but why does this sound so awkward
Just as I was about to speak, Ye Xun had already picked up the potato chips I had placed on the coffee table and walked away.
I was stupid with the money...
"Eh—" Yu Feng and Ren Tianqing were still addicted to "Eh".
Just when I was about to explode, something happened that made me vomit blood. As if they were afraid of being silenced by me, Da Er and Da Ju hid behind the sofa cushions, covering their ears and squinting at my face with their eyes closed.
"What the hell..." Before I could finish my words, Yu Feng picked up Da Ju and Ren Tianqing hugged Da Er and ran away.
I stood there and thought for a long time, and then took the money to buy a cupping pot.
As a result, I took advantage of Ye Xun's absence to dig out four cameras and six bugs from his room. Ren Tianqing is going to broadcast it live to me!
I went to Doudu with the cupping pot, and slapped him on the head with a bunch of pots - even if I beat that guy to death, it would be hard to eliminate the hatred in my heart.
Doudu was not beaten to death by me, but I was almost angry to death by Yu Feng and Ren Tianqing. The two of them deliberately squeezed Ye Xun and I into seats facing each other every time we ate, and peeked at our faces from time to time, which made me always have to look at Ye Xun whenever I had nothing to do, for fear that he would do something.
Ye Xun was normal, but I overheard Ren Tianqing say: "Madman, have you noticed that Wang Huan seems to have started to bend, always flirting with Ye Xun and making secret glances. Look at his little eyes..."
I can't get through this day. If they don't leave, I will be driven crazy!
When I started to think of chasing people away, Mother Fox also had a private conversation with Yu Feng. As for what they talked about, no one told me. However, Yu Feng came to say goodbye to me the next day.
When Yu Feng was about to leave, I felt a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry for causing you to lose so many men."
Yu Feng shook his head and said: "I don't want to pursue this matter. It's hard for you to believe me in the situation at that time. To be more precise, my plan was wrong."
I raised my head and said, "Can I ask why you insist on forcing me to quit the world?"
"The order given to me by the sect is to protect your safety and at the same time force you to withdraw from the world. I don't know why the sect gave me such a task, but I know that the sect will not give up. Maybe we can meet again. Opportunity. See you later!" Yu Feng stretched out his hand to shake mine, turned around and left without any delay.