Yu Yu was stunned for a moment, and realized that the voice came from behind, and looked down silently, a pair of red high-heeled shoes broke into his eyeballs, and the moment he was sweating, he quickly moved back like a wild horse running wild, Her footsteps were so fast that she seemed to practice Lingbo Weibu, and she accurately hid behind Yunze, holding Yunze's arm tightly.
"What are you hiding from?"
"I've seen ghost movies with red high heels."
"...This is not a ghost, you raise your head," Yun Ze was defeated by Yu Yu again, trying to make his voice sound gentle, "This is an NPC."
It's just that it looks a little ugly...
Yu Yu raised his head hesitantly, and immediately regretted it. At this moment, his mood can only be interpreted as uncontrollable laughter, which is simply too hot...
Dark skin, strong and plump muscles, combing two golden whips, squinting eyes, painted with thick eye shadow, under the huge bulbous nose, is a pair of thick lips with Barbie powder, smiling yellow teeth.
Yu Yu: "..."
Yunze: "..."
NPC: "Welcome to the third floor of the library, I have three requests, can you help me fulfill them?"
The voice of 'King Kong Barbie' doesn't sound so pleasant, but rather solid.
"First, tell me a joke."
"Second, sing me a song."
"Third, say I love you."
Yu Yu: "..." At this moment, he suddenly felt that the monster before was quite cute.
Looking sideways at Yunze as if asking for help, Yunze had already run eight feet away, watching the play leisurely, "You met her first, this is the fate between you and her."
Yu Yu thought in his heart that this was definitely a bad relationship.
Yun Ze encouraged with good intentions, "Don't be timid, don't you want to get clues by yourself, this is your opportunity."
Yu Yu: "...."
Although there were countless black lines jumping up and down deep in his heart, he still held back and turned his head and smiled at the NPC.
However, things are not as simple as Yu Yu imagined. He told ten jokes in a row and searched almost all his reserves, but none of them could make the NPC laugh. If the mobile phone has internet now, he probably cheated on Baidu. .
He spoke dryly, but the other party was indifferent. I don't know if it was an illusion. The NPC in front of him seemed to be stronger than before, and his height was much taller than before.
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Is it possible that there is a time limit for the realization of these three requirements? Thinking of this, Yu Yu suddenly became nervous. According to this growth rate, sooner or later the ceiling of the third floor will be pierced, and killing the two of them will be as easy as stepping on an ant.
But the game settings are too ridiculous, there is no basis for judging the ugly woman's preferences.
"Try it with the props you got today." Yun Ze reminded.
Yu Yu suddenly realized, and clicked on the screen to get the earphones. If he guessed correctly, the earphones should have the function of listening to hidden information. He put on the earphones and chose to get them again.
The three requests from the NPC just now became the following information.
"First, tell a short tragic story."
"Second, sing a sad song."
"Third, use body language to say I love you."
Yu Yu cursed silently, if he didn't have earphones, would he wait to be trampled into a meat bun
He quickly finished the first two tasks. This weird NPC seemed to be particularly fond of the misery of human beings. The more miserable the story was, the happier she was laughing. Yu Yu was particularly uncomfortable with her wild laughter. The feeling of trampling on other people's sad things as a joke is extremely uncomfortable.
For a moment, he was about to have a seizure, and Yunze stood behind him and pressed his slightly trembling shoulders.