It's short, so Zi Li just curled his lips, then buried his head and continued to eat.
After eating, under the leadership of the shopkeeper, stepping on the creaking stairs to a slightly musty wing room.
"I'm really embarrassed, because it's an old house, the smell is a bit heavier!"
It’s good not to camp in a field full of snakes, insects, rats and ants, so Zili can still accept this kind of room.
But the offensive and defensive kids sniffed critically and said, "It smells so bad!"
Zili rolled her eyes, and the two of them were the least qualified to say this.
"Is it smelly on you or this house? It seems that since I knew you, I haven't seen you take a bath!"
"Uh, this, this is for disguise!" Offensive and defensive sophistry.
Zi Lijie squinted at them and said, "I want to pretend to find me! I'm a master! I've wanted to mention the smell in you a long time ago!"
"Do you dislike us?"
"Honestly, yes!"
The two brothers had wounded expressions on their faces.
"Okay, don't pretend! Go and wash me up now, otherwise don't share the same room with me."
--------------------------------------------
It's a holiday~~May 1~~ (smacking mouth)
In the past two days, Mi Geng, haha, um, I gave myself a holiday, haha, haha,
Hold your head and float away~~~~~~~
Chapter Twenty
Zili wants to take a bath, but the boss and the wife are quite old, of course it's not easy for them to carry water. Presumably, they also felt that they could not neglect the guests, so they built a bathhouse behind this small shop.
After taking the change of clothes, he dragged the two reluctant little ghosts to the bathhouse. Faced with the clear pool of water, Zili immediately took a good look and jumped into the pool to swim. Come.
"It's so comfortable, it's really a blessing to be able to take a bath! Hey, you two, you can come in after washing your clothes and hair!"
"Domineering!" Cun Shou, who just wanted to step into the pool, said with his lips curled up.
"Brother, don't talk too much, let's wash it!"
"Brother, help me wash my hair."
"Then close your eyes." Cun Gong took a spoon and poured water on his head, then took the honey locust and rubbed it for a while, then rinsed it clean.
"I will help my brother wipe his back."
Zili stared at the two brothers who were playing with each other in front of him, and suddenly Yi-n said, "You two, don't give me incest!"
The answer to him was an oncoming wooden spoon.
"Wow, the two of you guys who eat me and use me dare to be so rude to Boss Su and me?"
;
Only now did Zi Li understand why these two brothers are going to make themselves dark. Look at them, they look like two fairies, whoever sees them has the urge to abduct them.
"Boss Su, can't you stare at us like this? My heart is hairy!" Cun Gong Mo said with his arm.
"Cough cough." Zi Li quickly burst the pink bubble of "Xiao Gong + Xiao Shou?" coughed and said with a serious face: "You are really too ostentatious, but fortunately I have a master of disguise! Sit down, I Get it for you."
Cun Gong Cun Shou Yiyan sat down and raised two pink and tender little faces that were the same as Mo. Zili spread his burden, thought for a moment and said, "This time you just pretend to be my son!"
"But Boss Su, you are only five years older than us!" Cun Gong Cun Shou said at the same time.
"Do you know what pretence is? I'm talking about pretending to be good! Don't move!" Zili righted the arms of the offensive and defensive, and took out two different human skin masks from a pile of disguise tools to their faces. Last reply.
Cun Gong Cun Shou closed his eyes and waited for a long time without seeing the next move. He could not help but opened his eyes and asked strangely: "Boss Su, why didn't you do it?"
"How else to do it? Isn't this done? If you don't believe me, look!" He picked up the bronze mirror and handed it to them.
Looking at the mirror with black lines on his face, he said in unison: "This is also called Master Yi Rong? We will too!"
Zili covered him
Above them, they looked slantingly and said: "What? Any comments?"
" ;no!"
"If you don't have one, come and help! We have to get more self-defense weapons."
Zili poured the rice wine from the shopkeeper into the basin, and then took out the sheep intestine sacs that he bought halfway along the way and put them in to soak.
"What is this for?"
"Poison!" Zi Li replied cleanly.
Cun Gong immediately pulled his younger brother three meters away, clutching his nose and staring at the basin guard.
Zi Li's mouth twitched and looked at them, "I didn't say this is poison, why are you hiding so far? This is just a container for poison!"
Cun Gong let go of Cun defensively in some embarrassment.
"This is a container? What kind of poison is there?" Cun Shou asked curiously. I have never heard of someone using sheep intestine sacs to hold things!
Seeing the twins who were surrounded by surprise, Zi Li smiled triumphantly and said: "You don't know about this! Haha, this is my exclusive hidden weapon—the invincible projectile!" The medicinal powder stolen to him was carefully poured into the tea, only to see the powder quickly melted into a dark green liquid with a sound.
"You can't touch this, your whole hand will rot quickly if you touch it! And if you don't stop it, it will continue to rot until you become a pile of ashes!" Zi Li also said tremblingly. I really don’t understand what this substance that corrodes Xi_ng is more powerful than aqua regia! After getting the powder that day, he conducted an experiment and found that it can not only corrode chicken feet, but also wood, fiber, and even steel, but it does not corrode ceramics and the intestines that are soaked in wine. Understand what the reaction principle is! Seeing that sheep intestine, Zi Li couldn't help but remember the game of filling water with small balloons when he was a child and then using it as a grenade. Then there was the mysterious hidden weapon thrown by the assassin.
Cun Gong Cun Shou looked at the dangerous cup of venom, swallowed his saliva and asked, "Then, how can we stop it from continuing to corrode?"
Zili threw them two pairs of gloves that had been soaked in wine and said, "Of course they use wine, stupid! Work, melt the powder, be careful! I want to put it in a sheep's cover!"
"Okay!" The brothers leaped Y_u tentatively and replied.
The three of them made 31 more projectiles in the underground factory like in the room. Coupled with the nine thunderbolts carried by the offensive and defensive, I believe it will still be able to give these three fledgling boys with low self-protection ability a little bit of safety protection.
"Keep the gloves, remember to bring them when you throw the balls. Okay, let's go to bed, I have to hurry tomorrow!"
They packed their things and climbed onto the bed and lay down, when suddenly they heard a hurried and rough door beating from downstairs. The three were startled, and then they heard the shopkeeper panting upstairs and knocking on their door in panic, "Young man, open the door, you go!"
-----------------------------------
Dears~~
Tickets~~~Collection~~~~ (Poorly biting his sleeves)
Chapter Twenty One
"What happened?" Zili quickly put on a human skin mask and opened the door to ask urgently.
"Kang, robber, the robber is here, take your baggage and go quickly!" The shopkeeper dragged them out anxiously.
"What? Robbers? How come there are robbers?" The three of them stared.
"Oh, I can't tell you this for a while, young man, come with me first. There is a tunnel to the outside in the cellar. Run from there!"
The group hurriedly went downstairs and saw the fire blazing outside the gate that was swayed by Y_u's fall, and the voices were noisy.
"; Dead old man, why don't you open the door to the uncle soon? If you don't open it, believe it or not, I will burn your old mess with a fire!"