Xu Qianqian never dreamed that the groom tonight would be Shen Lang.
How could it be him? It's impossible even if the sun rises in the west.
Who is Jin Mulan? ! Goddess on high.
Who is Shen Lang? An imbecile with mental problems, a waste who can't even wear clothes well.
Moreover, she just kicked Shen Lang out of the house the day before yesterday, and she was also accused of stealing and molesting the maid.
With such a high family status in Earl Xuanwu's Mansion, how could he choose such a prodigal son-in-law as his son-in-law
No, he couldn't accept such a result at all.
Shen Lang, since you were kicked out of the house by our family, you should be humbled to the dust, and it would be better to become a puddle of rotten shit on the ground and let people trample on it.
Now you have married a woman who is more beautiful and noble than me
How can this be
God this is not a joke.
Zhang Jin next to him was completely jealous and vomited blood.
Why
Jin Mulan, a stunning girl, even he didn't dare to hope to marry such a waste as Shen Lang
"Ha ha ha ha… "
Suddenly Zhang Jin laughed out loud, and everyone couldn't help but look at him.
Zhang Jin said: "Miss Jin Mulan, this wedding of yours is fake, it must be a conspiracy at all."
Jin Mulan said coldly, "Why did you come here?"
Zhang Jin pointed to Shen Lang and said, "Do you know who this person is? His name is Shen Lang. He didn't even learn a thousand words after studying for ten years. He was kicked out of the Hanshui Town School. After entering the Xu family, he molested the maid for stealing property." And was expelled. Such a waste, how can the Earl's House value it? How can Miss Jin Mulan value it? So this wedding is a fake at all."
"Yes, yes!" The young talents around couldn't help shouting.
They also thought it was fake, how could Miss Jin Mulan marry such a trash
After Zhang Jin opened his head, he winked at the crowd.
After all, he is the son of the prefect, so it would be too rough and low-level to fight Shen Lang himself.
Among the crowd, a scholar came out.
He said loudly: "I can prove this best, because I have studied in the Hanshui Town School together with him, and Shen Lang is just a fool."
Shen Lang recognized this person, his name was Yan Xiong, and he was indeed his classmate in Hanshui Town School.
Those who ran out to stab you at the critical moment were all acquaintances,
This Yan Xiong came from a poor family, so he was not qualified to attend the wedding tonight. But after he passed the examination of scholar, he worshiped a good teacher, the former Xuanwu City Zhang Bo who has retired at home, so he came with him.
Of course, he not only flattered Uncle Zhang, but also Zhang Jin, so he barely got into the relationship with the prefect Zhang's family.
In the Hanshui Town School before, Yan Xiong was a top student, and Shen Lang was a super scumbag. He wouldn't even look him straight.
However, he didn't expect that Shen Lang would enter the Earl's Mansion of Xuanwu at this time, and marry Miss Jin Mulan, the princess of Xuanwu City, as his wife. How could he bear it
So he forgot to be gentle for a while, and with Zhang Jin's wink order, he came out directly.
Shen Lang stood up and said calmly: "Yan Xiong, you say I'm brain-dead, do you have evidence?"
"Haha." The scholar Yan Xiong said: "You can't even recognize a thousand characters after studying for ten years. Isn't this evidence? In this way, if you can recognize a few characters when I write them, I won't say you are mentally retarded. If you don't Recognize, then you are, how?"
Xu Qianqian wanted to stop it, but Shen Lang responded in advance: "Okay!"
"Bring a pen, ink, paper and inkstone." The scholar Yan Xiong said.
At first, he was still a little uneasy. This is the Earl's Mansion after all, not a talent like him who can be presumptuous, so his legs were trembling.
But at this time, seeing the crowd supporting him, like the stars holding the moon, Yan Xiong no longer felt any anxiety, and only wanted to show off, it was best to break up the marriage of Shen Lang and Xu Qianqian directly.
Of course the Earl's Mansion was not willing to give pens, inks, papers and inkstones, but there were several pairs of pens and inks when registering gifts before, and someone immediately went to get them.
Yan Xiong picked up the brush and wrote a few words on the big red paper.
Everyone stepped forward to look at it, but as a result, their backs felt a little cold, and they secretly took a breath of cold air.
Because these words look familiar, but they don't know each other.
It's really too uncommon, not to mention that the warriors present didn't know each other, some of them didn't even know the well-known scholars, who would recognize these characters for no reason, and they couldn't use them at all.
It can even be said that among the ten scholars, there are eight who can't fully recognize the three characters written by Yan Xiong.
It's just too difficult.
"Just these three simple words, if you recognize them, you are not insane. If you can't recognize them, then admit that you are." Yan Xiong said proudly.
Jin Mulan glanced at her beautiful eyes, then frowned.
Of course he can recognize these characters. Although she practiced martial arts, she has read a lot of books, but these characters are too uncommon. If she didn't happen to read them in a certain book, she would never recognize them at all, because these characters are basically not used.
Shen Lang stepped forward to take a look, and saw that the three characters were: E, 玊, 丨.
It was really difficult. Although he graduated from a medical university with a master's degree, he only knew the first of these three words, and he didn't know the last two.
"Haha... I don't know it, it's amazing that you can recognize one of these three characters." Yan Xiong, a scholar, said: "To be honest, you don't know it, just admit that you are an imbecile. After ten years of studying, even these three simple characters I don't even know each other."
Many people present were ashamed. They had studied for more than ten years, and even passed the examination of scholar, and some even passed the examination of giant, but they didn't know some characters in it.
Although Shen Lang didn't know him, there was also an alien laptop that traveled with him. There were all kinds of dictionaries in it, so he could easily find them.
And now that the alien laptop is more advanced in his mind, Shen Lang only needs to scan with his eyes, and he can get the answer almost immediately, and there are many kinds of answers.
At this time, everyone was looking at Shen Lang, waiting for him to make a fool of himself.
Shen Lang said: "The first word has the same pronunciation as goose. It is a kind of plant that can be used as medicine. It comes from "The Book of Songs Xiaoya".
As soon as these words came out, Yan Xiong was slightly taken aback. Although this word is the simplest, Shen Lang, a trash, should not recognize it.
However, he was very confident, and it was impossible for Shen Lang to know the next two words.
However, Shen Lang didn't stop at all, and then said: "The second word is pronounced 玊, one means flawed jade, and the other means royal family."
Before Yan Xiong was astonished, Shen Lang continued without stopping, "This third word is indeed very rare, and there are many pronunciations. The first type of pronounciation means vertical."
"The second thought is rolling, which means connecting up and down."
"The third kind of recitation means to retreat."
"The fourth one is read as one, which is an ancient surname, which originated from the ancient Jiang family."
The history of this world was once destroyed, and many ancient Chinese books were excavated later, and they were regarded as the enlightenment of civilization.
So many allusions come from these excavated books. They are not the history of this world, but they are recorded and become history.
After finishing speaking, Shen Lang turned to the scholar Yan Xiong and said, "Am I right?"
Yan Xiong looked at Shen Lang in disbelief, he could only pronounce the last word in two ways, it was the homonym of vertical and one. He doesn't understand the other two.
Isn't this Shen Lang imbecile? When I was studying before, I was so stupid that I couldn't even read the most common characters, let alone such extremely rare characters.
Shen Lang turned to Yan Xiong's teacher, the former Xuanwu City Lord, and said, "Master Zhang, you are knowledgeable and versatile in both civil and military affairs. Do you think I can pronounce these three words correctly?"
The old city lord with white beard and hair gave his disciple Yan Xiong a hard look, and said with a smile, "That's right!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was astonished.
Especially Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian, Xu Qianqian knew exactly who Shen Lang was.
She fully understands how uncommon these three words are, especially the last word, Xu Qianqian also doesn't know, and Shen Lang, an imbecile who hasn't passed the enlightenment level after ten years of study, actually understands it
This, how is this possible
Shen Lang went on to say: "Yan Xiong, since I am playing with literacy, how about I write a few words for you to recognize?"
The scholar Yan Xiong sneered and said, "You alone? Is there any character I don't know? It's ridiculous!"
Shen Lang picked up the brush, dipped it in the ink, and wrote many characters directly on it.
I am rough and rough.
灪 is 骉饢籱癵爨.
It's a silly thing to do.
龞齽齼 compel 黸麢鸘.
After finishing writing, Shen Lang asked: "Yan Xiong, which characters do you recognize? If you know more than four characters, I will obey you."
Yan Xiong, a scholar, looked at these dozens of characters, and his eyes were dazzled immediately, this... What kind of ghost words are these.
However, he obviously knew a few of them, so he couldn't help but blurt out: "I'm an idiot!"
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Note: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone, I wish everyone happiness and health.