After entering the room, the Earl lifted the quilt to welcome his wife in, and said, "Shen Lang is still studying? Let him rest early, and be careful not to hurt his eyes."
The madam said angrily: "He fell asleep before Haishi."
Going to bed before nine o'clock is indeed a bit excessive.
The Earl said angrily: "A ignorant, lazy bum, who can't finish memorizing in two months like this, I'll teach him a lesson tomorrow."
But the Earl said in his heart: Madam, you are about to lose.
This man's penis is upside down.
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Not long after dawn, Shen Lang opened his eyes, and saw the Earl standing in front of him with a frosty face.
"Shen Lang, are you dissatisfied with me?" the Earl asked.
Shen Lang stood up, saluted the Earl meticulously and said: "No, my son-in-law's admiration for his father-in-law is like a torrent of water."
The Earl said: "I asked you to recite "Jin's Family Instructions" because I treated you as my own. Instead of memorizing, you also lay down and went to bed early. Doesn't that mean that you are dissatisfied with me?"
Shen Lang said: "Father-in-law misunderstood, that is because my son-in-law has already finished memorizing."
Immediately, the Earl was so angry that he trembled all over and said: "Nonsense words, you are in a daze. It took me a whole month to finish memorizing it, and it took me 23 days for Mulan, who is extremely talented, how long have you memorized it?" It's just one night. You actually said that you have finished memorizing, are you talking in your sleep, or are you treating me like a three-year-old child?"
Shen Lang said: "Father-in-law, my son-in-law has really finished memorizing it, I don't believe you take the exam."
The Earl took the 50,000-word family instruction book and glanced at the whip on his waist.
Shen Lang is a son-in-law. As a father-in-law, he can't beat him.
But if he is really so ignorant, talking nonsense in front of his father-in-law, then don't blame him for using a whip to discipline him.
It doesn't matter if you can't finish the memorization, even if you are lazy and don't read the book, it's not a big deal. After all, the son-in-law doesn't have to bear too much responsibility.
But lying is a big problem.
"Shen Lang, if you marry into my family, you are my son-in-law. If your own son can beat you, so can you and I." The earl said coldly: "I will randomly check a few chapters. If you can't recite them, don't blame me for using family law. gone."
At this time, the countess hurried in and said: "Husband, if you can't recite it, you won't be able to recite it. Don't use family law. Shen Lang has thin skin and tender flesh, unlike Cong'er who was used to being beaten since childhood, with rough skin and thick flesh." Yes, if you really hurt him, how will you explain to his parents."
"It doesn't matter if you can't recite it, but if you talk nonsense in front of the elders, you should fight." The Earl said: "The two in-laws are sensible people, I believe they will understand."
The Earl untied the whip from his waist, and as long as Shen Lang couldn't recite it, he would immediately resort to family law.
The countess said: "Lang'er, you should immediately admit your mistake to your father-in-law."
Shen Lang said: "Mother-in-law, don't worry, my son-in-law will not let you down."
"Look, look, you're still full of nonsense." The Earl casually opened a page and said, "What is the fifth chapter of my "Jin's Family Instructions"? going to suffer."
The whip in Lord Earl's hand was ready to move.
At this time, Mulan rushed in and said: "Father, don't be angry, Shen Lang is my daughter's husband, what did he do wrong, my daughter apologized to you on his behalf."
Shen Lang recited word by word: "The fifth chapter of "Jin's Family Instructions", "Feng Cao", "Li" said: "Seeing like Mu Qu, famous Xin Zhai. "If you feel something, you feel sorry for your heart. If you are in a calm and ordinary place, you have to express your affection. It is inevitable, and you should bear it. Just like uncles, brothers, and cool ancestors, you can get a lifelong heartbreak and never die. ?Also "I don't shy away from the text, I don't shy away from the temple, and I don't shy away from the king's selfishness." Gaizhi is famous... "
(Note: This article is from "Yan's Family Instructions", select passages that do not violate history.)
Shen Lang completely recited the fifth part of the family instruction, more than 2,000 words, word by word, without a single word error.
And articulate, cadenced.
The Earl, the Countess, and Mulan were all stunned and could hardly believe their ears.
How is this possible
The Earl didn't believe it, and felt that Shen Lang was lucky, and he just happened to find the article he had memorized.
So, he turned another page casually and said, "Chapter 16 of the Family Instructions, recite it for me in its entirety."
Shen Lang didn't pause at all, and directly recited: "The two religions, the internal and external, are originally one, and gradually accumulate into differences, with different depths. The beginning of the inner code, there are five kinds of prohibitions, and the outer code of benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and faith are all related to The talisman. A man of benevolence is forbidden to kill; a righteous man is forbidden to steal; a man of propriety is forbidden to be evil; a wise man is forbidden to drink alcohol; a believer is forbidden to be arrogant... "
Only three minutes later, Shen Lang finished reciting again.
It's still verbatim!
Next, the Earl didn't believe in evil, and took out several chapters one after another, and Shen Langdao recited them perfectly.
Later, the Earl simply refused to allow him to read a specific chapter, but suddenly read a paragraph, and then asked Shen Lang to continue.
This is a killer trick.
The earl's father and grandfather used this trick before, and it worked many times. The earl didn't know how many times he fell down when he was young.
However, Shen Lang didn't pause at all. As soon as Earl's voice fell, he almost didn't need to recall and think, and just continued.
It didn't feel like reciting, as if the whole book was written by him.
At the end of the recitation, he interpreted the meaning of the Dao with great interest, and expressed his inner feelings after reading.
Not a single word was wrong, not even the rhythm was wrong, not even the slowness and hesitation.
Perfect performance!
The three masters of the Earl's Mansion were so shocked that they couldn't close their eyes.
This... this is incredible!
But... this is not in line with common sense.
When the Earl was the eldest son of the Earl's Mansion, although he had to practice martial arts and read books every day, he spent at least two or three hours reciting this family motto, and it took more than a month to finish it.
Mulan is gifted and intelligent, and it took her twenty-three days.
Shen Lang actually only spent one night.
This... This is so shocking.
Mulan stared at Shen Lang's face carefully.
This, is this really my husband? What about the legendary low IQ imbecile
The Countess is a woman, so she recovered quickly.
Because this is great news.
"Lang'er is really good, he behaved so well that he didn't embarrass his mother." The Countess looked at Shen Lang with tender love.
Then, she said solemnly to the earl: "Husband, I won, twenty-nine times!"
What twenty-nine times
Both Shen Lang and Mulan were a little confused
Could it be that there is some ulterior transaction between father-in-law and mother-in-law
The Earl's face was a little red, and he waved his hand and said: "Okay, madam, take Mulan out, I have something to say to Shen Lang."
Madam looked happy, but also a little angry, and walked directly outside.
The Earl said: "Madam, why are you going?"
"Beat your son, you're as stupid as a pig," said the lady.
A fat man felt his ears warm up, and shrank his body involuntarily.
I didn't make any mistakes today, so I won't suffer from unwarranted disasters.
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The Earl once wondered whether Shen Lang had memorized the Jin family's family training before
But soon he dismissed this idea, this family motto was only authorized to be recited by the family members, and it was not spread to the outside world at all.
Besides, this is not some martial arts secret book, except for the Jin family itself, outsiders will not be treasured.
"Lang'er, how did you do it?" asked the Earl.
Shen Lang said: "On a certain day at the end of summer this year, the heat has not completely subsided, the pagoda seed has been harvested, and the seedlings of the second season have just been inserted into the field..."
The earl said: "Speak human words."
Shen Lang said: "Four days ago, I was seriously ill at Xu's house, and I was almost dying. Or I was already dead. When I came back to life again, I found that my brain became very bright, my memory was very good, and I had a photographic memory."
"Putting it to death?" the Earl asked.
Shen Lang said: "You can say that."
The Earl pondered for a while and said: "This is the enlightenment in the rumors. Although it is very rare, it is not unheard of. One hundred and eighty years ago, a certain ancestor of my Jin family regained consciousness when he was dying. From a waste to a martial arts genius, he has made great contributions to the family. The monarch wanted to give him an official rank, but he refused, and instead asked for a new fief. It was in his hands that my gold The family's fiefdom has reached its peak, covering a total of five thousand square kilometers, and now there is not even a third left."
Then, the Earl said solemnly: "This is your blessing, but you must know how to be more in awe, and don't get carried away by it, understand?"
"Yes." Shen Lang said.
Lord Earl said: "You studied for ten years before, and you didn't even graduate from the school in the town, which shows that it is extremely poor. Now that your mind has become brighter, don't waste your studies, you must pick up all these homework."
"Yes." Shen Lang said.
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In his previous life, Shen Lang had studied for more than ten years, and he was already tired of it.
It's just that no matter what the father-in-law said, he obediently agreed.
After all, the Earl has finished his lesson.
Shen Lang said: "Father-in-law, you promised before that as long as I finish reciting the "Jin's Family Instructions" and lift the restraining order, I can regain my freedom, you see..."
So you are waiting here
The Earl took a deep breath.
He could tell that this son-in-law was not worried.
He promised beautifully on the surface, but he was no longer obedient, and he immediately forgot about it when he turned around.
Very skinny.
He really wanted to refuse, but what he said must count.
Since he promised to lift Shen Lang's foot restraint order, he must not eat.
"Okay, your ban has been lifted." The earl said kindly, feeling really unwilling in his heart.
This was the shortest foot ban in his history, and Shen Lang slept in the study for only one night.
Lord Earl said: "Are you still going to fight Tian Heng?"
"Yes, my son-in-law will go right away." Shen Lang nodded and said: "I said yesterday that Tian Heng must break Tian Shisan's legs in public and let him sweep the ground. If you say it, you must do it, otherwise you will still What kind of prestige do you have? You will never be able to hold your head up again in the future."