Shen Lang was stunned for a moment.
Lady, what kind of trick are you doing
What did you say, wash it and put it back where you want to wear it? Are you not afraid of getting pregnant
Instead of hitting me, you gave me tonic
It's just that Liuwei Dihuang Pills are for nourishing yin deficiency, husband, I may need another kind of medicine.
Shen Lang prided himself on understanding women's hearts, but the little girl in front of him couldn't see through it.
This year's women can't do it, their minds are too wandering.
In this battle between men and women, I... I'm a little unsure!
A little trapped, afraid of losing!
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Recently, autumn silkworms are about to go up the mountain to make cocoons, and it is really the time when silkworm babies eat the most fiercely.
Because the income from silkworm farming far exceeds that of rice, a large part of the Earl's Mansion's fief is used to plant mulberry trees.
The income from raw silk accounts for a large part of the earl's mansion.
So recently Mulan has been wearing a blue sarong to pick mulberry leaves in the field.
Of course, she is a dignified young lady of the Earl's Mansion, she does not need to do such hard work, she just expresses her intention to work with the people of the fiefdom.
To put it bluntly, it's just for show.
But I didn't expect to put on a show for so many days.
This silly girl, the countess came back after a symbolic visit for an hour, and picked less than ten mulberry leaves.
And you Jin Mulan can pick several thousand catties of mulberry leaves a day, you are really a silly girl, do you have to be so serious about being a human being.
The lady is not at home, Shen Lang can't pour out his love and hooliganism, life is really boring.
For the safety of other teachers and the fragile hearts of other students, he doesn't have to go to school anymore.
Dasha's physical characteristics are very stable, and his recovery speed is much faster than expected.
Not only the internal injuries, but even the broken bones healed far faster than ordinary people, which made Dr. An Zaishi amazed.
But for some reason, Dasha just didn't wake up, which made Shen Lang very puzzled.
Therefore, Shen Lang has nothing to do these days.
One day he tried to ask his father-in-law, I should not have a stay-at-home order.
What did your father-in-law say you want to do
Shen Lang asked cautiously: "The family is so boring, can I go to Xuanwu City to play?"
Father-in-law said: "Then what level does Mr. Shen want to play?"
Shen Lang said: "For example, if the road is injustice, he draws his sword to help, or if he sees a woman from a good family being bullied, he can also help him."
Then, without knowing why, his grounding order came down again.
And looking at his father-in-law like this, it seems that he still wants to beat him with a whip.
Life like this is really boring, the grand uncle of the Earl's Mansion can't go out to bully men and women.
Such a noble, what is the pawn
The ancestors of the Jin family have worked so hard to lay down this foundation, isn't it so that your future generations can bully others
It's good for you, each of you is so law-abiding.
Look at you Jin Mucong, the dignified son of the Earl's Mansion, you don't even have the temperament of a playboy.
What a disappointment!
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Such an extremely boring day suddenly came to an end.
Shen Lang instantly entered a fighting state.
Because Mulan received an invitation, she opened it without Shen Lang.
It was sent by the Xu family.
Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian's engagement invitation.
This couple is getting engaged!
After seeing this wedding invitation, Shen Lang didn't post it, and returned to the wall full of enemies.
"well!"
Shen Lang sighed.
During the period after Tian Heng was eliminated, he felt that he was too lax, and even forgot that he still had blood feud.
This invitation immediately awakened Shen Lang's past humiliation.
He looked at the names of Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian.
Xu Qianqian, isn't it my turn to take revenge next, father and daughter
Still want to get engaged
Mulan and I got married in such a haste, how dare you, Xu Qianqian, get engaged
How should I take revenge on Xu Qianqian and his father
Shen Lang racked his brains and walked back and forth in the living room.
How could it be the most vicious revenge for a woman like Xu Qianqian
Rush up and put her to sleep
Don't be kidding, I, Shen Lang, are so handsome, if I put Xu Qianqian to sleep, it's not revenge, it's obviously a reward.
Of course it was to destroy her most precious thing.
First is fame!
This merchant's daughter is not of noble birth, so she especially cherishes her reputation. She makes friends with noble ladies everywhere, writes poems and songs every day, and spreads some scriptures in the small circle.
She is obviously the daughter of a businessman, but she pretends to be a talented woman.
After so many years of business, she finally packaged herself as one of the top three talented women and beauties in Nujiang County.
Ranked first is Zhang Chunhua, daughter of Zhang Chong.
As for his daughter-in-law Mulan
Sorry, we are fairies in the sky and are not included in the ranking.
It was precisely because of her reputation as the third most beautiful and talented woman that Xu Qianqian fell into Zhang Jin's eyes.
Of course, some people might say, you, Xu Qianqian, have recruited a trash like Shen Lang to be your son-in-law before, so what reputation do you have
Words cannot be spoken like this.
The Xu family recruited Shen Lang as their son-in-law purely out of joy and to divert bad luck.
This is as if the children of some high-caste wealthy families in India have to marry a tree or a donkey before marrying a bride.
Is it because they are humble? No, it just so happens that they need to rejoice and transfer luck because of their extravagance.
And Shen Lang is that tree, that donkey.
Apart from fame, what Xu Qianqian cares most about is of course the Xu family's property, the silk cloth business.
want revenge on her.
Of course, to tarnish her reputation first, and then ruin his business.
That's what makes her miserable.
So, what is needed to destroy Xu Qianqian's hard-earned reputation after several years of management
Several plans quickly flashed through Shen Lang's mind.
It must be vicious, and the spread is extremely far-reaching, and it is irreversible.
"Ding!"
Shen Lang's mind brightened, and he suddenly had an idea.
But at this moment, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside.
Heavy and vain, you can tell it's Kaneki Satoshi without looking at it.
"Shen Lang, I have something good to show you..." Jin Mucong said mischievously, he just got a book of spring pictures.
That way, it was exactly the same as the fat man in the university dormitory who dragged Shen Lang to watch a small movie for the first time.
After Jin Mucong came in, he found that Shen Lang was staring at him, and he couldn't help shrinking his neck: "Brother-in-law, you... why are you looking at me like this?"
This fat man only calls his brother-in-law when he is scared, and usually calls by his name.
Shen Lang said: "Fatty, does any girl like you?"
As soon as these words came out, Jin Mucong's eyes turned red.
Bastard, I regard you as a friend, and I can’t wait to share something good with you.
You, you put a knife in my heart.
You don't hit someone in the face, and you don't pierce your heart with a knife.
"I'm leaving, just pretend that I, Jin Mucong, never knew you." Fei Zhai turned around and left in grief and indignation.
Shen Lang said: "Little brother-in-law, do you know why no girls like you?"
Jin Mucong didn't answer.
"Of course, first of all it's because you're ugly." Shen Lang said: "A person like me can seduce seven or eight women from good families who are mentally cheating on me. If it wasn't for my bad looks, I would have the reputation of being a waste at that time. , your sister even chose to marry me."
Jin Mucong was about to cry.
You, you not only want to punish the heart, but also whip the corpse
"But an ordinary and ugly man like you can still be liked by women, and there will even be countless beauties pounced on them, crying and begging you to be lucky to them." Shen Lang said.
As soon as this word came out.
All the hatred of Jin Mucong disappeared without a trace, his eyes brightened, and he said, "Really?"
Shen Lang nodded and said: "Of course it is true. I know a man named Su Dongpo. He is old, short, fat and ugly, but thousands of beauties like him, and even his daughter-in-law can't help himself. "
Jin Mucong's eyes turned green, and tremblingly said: "Such a beast? Why?"
Shen Lang said: "Because of fame, because of talent. If a woman is not beautiful, then she is not..."
Having said that, Shen Lang shut up, he still has the basic desire to survive.
Shen Lang continued: "If a man is ugly, as long as he is talented and famous all over the world, women can completely ignore his appearance and shortness."
Jin Mucong took a step back, covered his hands, and said, "I, I am by no means short, so don't slander others."
Then, he said in frustration: "Of course I know that as long as I'm talented, there are countless girls who like it. But... I think it's more difficult to make me talented than to make me a handsome man."
Shen Lang sighed: "Young Master, although you have many shortcomings, honesty is your good quality."
"I'm really leaving..." Jin Mucong said sadly.
Shen Lang hurriedly pulled him back and said, "My lord, I have a lot of peerless beauty, but I can't lend it to you. But I can lend you my dazzling talent."
"Really?" Jin Mucong said, "How can I borrow it?"
Shen Lang said: "We will cooperate to write a book, a book that is destined to be popular, and we will print ten thousand copies, tens of thousands of copies. Let the Xuanwu City paper be expensive, let this book be popular in the whole Nujiang County, and the whole journey to the south The province is famous throughout the country of Yue. As one of the authors of this book, what do you think will happen?"
Jin Mucong's eyes brightened and said: "Then, then I will be popular, and I will become a great talent who is famous all over the world."
Shen Lang said: "That's right, you see that brother-in-law has really worked so hard for your life-long event."
Jin Mucong trembled: "Brother-in-law, what book are we writing?"
Shen Lang said: "Next I will dictate, and you will write. I will tell this story a little bit, you listen to it."
Jin Mucong moved a stool and listened very carefully.
Shen Lang said: "Once upon a time, there was a big businessman who was in the silk and cloth business. His name was Ximen Qing, and his courtesy name was Guangyun. People called him Ximen Daguanren. He also had a daughter named Ximen Qianqian."
"This Ximen high official is despicable and shameless. He is despicable and immoral. He has harmed countless women from good families. As the saying goes, dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, daughters of silver thieves love to make holes..."
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Note: Thank you for a hole in the ground, ten thousand coins for the glory of the bayonet, thank you.
Tears are streaming down my face, gentlemen, please let me go!