"Ah..." Jin Mu Cong was stunned.
Shen Lang said: "Jin Mucong, what does your expression mean? I give you the chance to become a great god, don't you grasp it?"
Jin Mucong shook, and said, "Brother-in-law, are you using me to tarnish Xu Qianqian's reputation?"
"Yes, is there any problem?" Shen Lang said confidently.
"Uh..." Jin Mu Cong.
Shen Lang patted the fat man on the back of the head and said: "Fatty, it doesn't matter if people take advantage of you, the key is to be useful. If others don't bother to take advantage of you, then it's not a fat house, but an abandoned house."
"Ah..." Jin Mu Cong.
Why does it sound reasonable to me even though I know you're talking nonsense
Shen Lang said: "You don't want this opportunity? Then go, I'm looking for someone else, I think Jin Zhong is pretty good, I asked him to co-write it."
"Don't, don't..." Jin Mucong said: "Brother-in-law, I am willing, I am willing! I just think that your opening is quite attractive, but the writing style is not very good."
Shen Lang said: "Taibai, not elegant enough, right?"
"Yes." Jin Mucong said: "This is not good for promoting my reputation as a talented scholar."
Shen Lang said: "That's fine, then I'll improve my writing skills, and I'll read your writing, so let's start."
Jin Mucong straightened up quickly, picked up a pen and prepared to type.
Shen Lang read: "The poem says that Erbajia's body is like a crisp, and she cuts off a fool with a sword at her waist. Although no head is seen, the bone marrow is dry in secret."
As soon as these words came out, Jin Mucong said excitedly: "Brother-in-law, this writing is good, this writing is good."
Shen Lang said: "You understand?"
Jin Mucong said: "It is precisely because I don't understand that the writing is good. If I can understand it, then what else can I write?"
This is the most euphemistic time Shen Lang has ever seen someone scold him for being stupid.
"Single-way people in the world, chasing after camp, rushing, can't jump out of the juncture of emotions and six desires, can't break the circle of wine, sex and wealth. In the end, they will die together. It is very important! Even so, among the four things of wine, sex and wealth, only "wealth" "The two are more beneficial."
Shen Lang continued to read, and Jin Mucong continued to form these into words and write them on paper.
This fat house really impresses Shen Lang, the handwriting is not bad, the key point is that the speed is fast, almost catching up with Shen Lang's speech speed.
Shen Lang couldn't help but said: "Your Majesty, why are you writing so fast? You are really talented, you have the potential to become a god in codewriting."
Jin Mucong said quietly: "If you were punished to copy books ten times a day from the age of eight, you would be very fast."
Wow, such a sad past.
Jin Mucong said: "Brother-in-law, what is the name of our book?"
Shen Lang said: "The title of the book is "The Boundless Wind and Moon of Jin Ping Mei"."
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Next, Jin Mucong didn't want to be crazy at all, he coded tirelessly, and rushed over immediately after class every day.
More than 20,000 codewords a day, can you believe it? Use a brush!
So did Shen Lang completely copy "Jin Ping Mei"
90% yes.
For the remaining 10%, in order to get closer to the world, some changes have been made to the background of the plot.
In addition, many plots of Ximen Qianqian have been added, making her weight almost equal to that of Pan Jinlian.
In the original book, Ximenqing's daughter, Sister Ximen, is only twelve or thirteen years old, but in Shen Lang's book, she is nineteen years old.
Xu Qianqian is also nineteen years old, what a coincidence.
In addition, in Shen Lang's "The Boundless Wind and Moon of Jin Ping Mei", Ximen Qianqian is still a talented woman who married the son of a high official named Zhang Jingji, what a coincidence.
Also, on the basis of the original work, Shen Lang has greatly strengthened the plot of men and women, and the writing is vivid and colorful, which makes people's hearts sway and their souls fly away.
Especially the part about Ximen Qianqian, I can't wait to write every one of her toes clearly.
When Jin Mucong was copying, his blood was boiling and his breathing was short.
"Brother-in-law, everyone is a man, why are you so good?" Jin Mucong said: "These meat scenes are so well written, I can almost see the pictures, how did you do it?"
Shen Lang looked up at the sky, speechless.
Yes, why is Shen Lang so good and able to write such good fleshy essays
Because... he is a virgin!
Only virgins are full of fantasies, and imagine all this so beautifully, dreamily, and peachy.
And those experienced old drivers
He will clearly know that most of the fungus are dark in color, and any pink is deceiving.
As for the strawberry-like sweetness, it's even more of a fool.
Shen Lang said: "I am a perfect person, of course I am excellent in every aspect, I am used to it, only an ordinary person like you will be rare and strange."
Click!
The brush in Jin Mucong's hand broke.
Then, he changed one with a blank face.
Four days later!
Shen Lang and Jin Mucong finished the first volume of "Jin Ping Mei Zhi Feng Yue Boundless", a total of 120,000 words.
Jin Mucong couldn't do the next thing, if Shen Lang had to do it himself, it would be drawing illustrations.
And it is a high-scale illustration, you can compare those special works of Mr. Tang Bohu.
Shen Lang also used Western photorealistic painting techniques, so the women he drew are extremely realistic, especially the curve of the waist, which is so heart-wrenching, as if it wants to be poked up from the paper to be beaten.
Immediately, Jin Mucong saw that his eyes were about to crack, and tremblingly said: "Brother-in-law, everyone is a man, why are you so good?"
Shen Lang wrote lightly: "For a man like me, those women rush up like moths to a flame, and they can't stop them. That's why I have such a clear understanding of women's bodies, and the paintings are so realistic."
well!
In fact, it is entirely based on small movies and brain supplements.
Regarding the living female body, Shen Lang, like Jin Mucong, had zero experience points.
But, of course, he would not admit to this shameful thing.
"Brother-in-law, why does every picture of a woman's face here seem familiar to me?" Jin Mucong said.
"Is there?" Shen Lang asked.
Jin Mucong suddenly realized: "I know, the face of every naked woman is very similar to Xu Qianqian."
Shen Lang said: "Coincidence, it's all coincidence."
Soon, several illustrations were drawn.
In this way, all the manuscripts of the first volume were finished, and all that was left was to be printed.
"The speed must be fast, no matter what the cost, the book must be printed within half a month." Shen Lang said.
Because there were only twenty-five days left before Xu Qianqian's engagement.
How could it be too late for an engagement gift for my ex-wife
After the printing is completed, it will be popular in the surrounding counties and dozens of cities, so that Xu Qianqian will be pleasantly surprised when receiving this gift, right
Shen Lang believed that many men would look at Xu Qianqian after reading "The Boundless Love of the Golden Pingmei", as if they were not wearing any clothes.
This is the legendary xx who has read all the world, and there is no code in his heart.
It also seemed that when I saw Teacher Boduo, I would sigh, Teacher, you are wearing clothes, I really almost didn’t recognize it.
Jin Mucong said: "It will be listed in half a month? As long as you are willing to invest manpower and material resources, there is absolutely no problem."
Then, he asked, "By the way, brother-in-law, what pen name should we choose?"
Shen Lang thought for a while and said, "Lang Ling smiled."
"Uh..." Jin Mu Cong said, "Good name."
Then, Jin Mucong was full of embarrassment and said: "Brother-in-law, is this manuscript going to be typeset and printed tomorrow?"
Shen Lang narrowed his eyes and said, "What do you want?"
Jin Mucong said: "This book is really good. I have been copying it in a hurry these days, but I haven't read it seriously yet? Can you lend me a detailed look tonight?"
Shen Lang looked at Fatty's face for a long time until he was ashamed to death.
"Okay, let's take a look, but don't get it dirty." Shen Lang said.
Then he pulled out the illustrations.
Jin Mucong was anxious and disappointed, but he didn't dare to say anything after all.
"I'm also doing this for your sake, to prevent you from doing anything ulterior to these illustrations." Shen Lang said.
The fat house had no face to face, and fled quickly.
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So will this book catch fire
This is complete nonsense!
This book can catch men from the highbrow world, the vulgar world, and the super vulgar world.
Even, illiterate men can be included in the bag.
To be serious, the literary and artistic achievements of this book are extremely high, and it was listed as one of the four great books in ancient China, the greatest realistic work.
Not only that, in many high-end academic circles, it is believed that the literary achievement of this book is second only to "Dream of Red Mansions", and it is definitely an unworldly masterpiece that has been passed down for thousands of years.
Lu Xun once commented on this book, "Jin Ping Mei" is the most famous among the love books in the world. Describe the world's situation, make the most of its emotions and hypocrisy, cover the sincerity and insight, everything described, or smooth, or twists and turns, or revealing and revealing, or hidden and ridiculed, or write two sides at once, so that it can be compared and changed. Feelings are obvious at any time, and at the same time, there is nothing more than that.
The Taizu of this dynasty even commented that "Jin Ping Mei" is the ancestor of "Dream of Red Mansions", and there would be no "Dream of Red Mansions" without "Jin Ping Mei".
Therefore, this book is truly a classic for both refined and popular tastes.
People with higher literary literacy and higher status will be able to feel the extraordinaryness of this book.
…
At night, Shen Lang looked at these illustrations against the lights
It's really realistic.
But... Shen Lang will definitely not do anything to this illustration.
Because he has a better reference.
As I said before, the waist of his daughter-in-law Jin Mulan is enough for him to dream about for a year.
And at this moment, there was a hasty knock on the door outside.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, run, run..." Fat Zhai Jin Mucong cried out in pain, "Did my father come here?"
Shen Lang was taken aback
Father-in-law came to kill him
He hurriedly got up to open the door, and immediately saw Jin Mucong who was covered with scars.
It was so badly beaten.
"Brother-in-law, I... I saw that your manuscript was in a trance, but my father didn't notice it when he came in, and then...then he beat me half to death. After flipping through a few pages of the manuscript, he left angrily and took the manuscript away." , and said to kill you!" Jin Mucong said.
Shen Lang said: "Fatty man, you... you are not reading the manuscript while doing something too preoccupied, so you didn't notice your father coming in, right?"
Jin Mucong was even more ashamed, covering his face with his right hand, and after a moment of astonishment, he quickly changed his left hand.
"I'm leaving, brother-in-law, run away, my father will beat you half to death." Jin Mucong left in a hurry.
Oh my god!
Shen Lang really couldn't imagine how embarrassing the scene would be.
This, is this going to stage "Yue Guo Pai"
But then, how to deal with the angry father-in-law who is about to kill him
Shen Lang could imagine with his toes how angry his father-in-law would be.
He is such a conservative person, if he finds out that his son-in-law and son are co-writing a big yellow poisonous weed, he will have the heart to kill.
Shen Lang couldn't help racking his brains, thinking about how to deal with the next embarrassing killing.
but…
Shen Lang waited for an hour.
two hours.
Three hours!
Father-in-law did not come.
This... Is there something happening here that I don't know
Really couldn't wait, Shen Lang fell asleep!
Then!
Suddenly he opened his eyes, and his father-in-law was already standing in front of him, holding the manuscript in his hand.
Both eyes stared at Shen Lang faintly.
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Note: There were few recommendation votes yesterday, Lan was so thin that I fell asleep in the middle of the night, please everyone, this is the only way to survive.