History’s Strongest Husband

Chapter 76: Shen Lang, you are a genius! 03-31

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For some reason, Shen Lang felt that his father-in-law seemed a little tired.

It's like the tiredness of the male protagonist in the Huiren Shenbao advertisement.

The body seems to be hollowed out!

"Shen Lang, did you write this?" Father-in-law asked.

Shen Lang nodded and said: "Yes."

He wanted to plant the blame on Jin Mucong, but that would be too humiliating to the IQ of his father-in-law.

"Stretch out your hand," said the Earl.

Shen Lang stretched out his hand.

"Papa..." Father-in-law hit three rulers.

Moderate strength, some pain.

But Shen Lang didn't dare to make any mistakes, waiting for the real storm to come.

This incident is too embarrassing, and the crime is really not small.

Not only did he write this kind of obscene script by himself, but he also wrote it with the son of the Earl's Mansion. The key point was that Jin Mucong's fat house was caught by his father-in-law when he did some ulterior things with the manuscript.

Shen Lang felt that it was possible to be beaten to death this time.

So he shrank his head, not to mention how well-behaved he was, and waited for the thunderous fury of his father-in-law.

Father-in-law looked at Shen Lang for a long time, and said: "The book is well written!"

"Ah?" Shen Lang was shocked.

"No, it's very well written." The Earl emphasized emphatically.

Immediately, Shen Lang was even more astonished, and then became angry.

Damn, I wrote well and you still hit me? !

You old man, if you are my daughter-in-law and his father, I will hit... 0.1 for an old man like you.

The father-in-law continued: "The literary attainments are very high, and it reveals human nature and the essence of society. It penetrates deep into the bone and penetrates into wood. It can be said to be an outstanding work that is extremely rare in recent years."

"Ah, ah..." Shen Lang was surprised.

Shen Lang knew that this was a famous book handed down from generation to generation, but he didn't expect that such a traditional and rigid person as his father-in-law would have such a high evaluation.

In fact, the Earl was really very angry at first, he beat Jin Mucong half to death, and then came to beat Shen Lang.

It was not easy for him to hit Shen Lang before, because after all, he was the son-in-law who just married.

But now that Shen Lang has made several great achievements and has become one of the important people in the Earl's Mansion, then he can let go.

Damn, this theory seems ridiculous.

Actually not ridiculous.

It was half a guest before, so of course the Earl would be polite.

But now, he is basically a son, so why be polite, just beat him.

But before playing, out of curiosity, he read Shen Lang's "The Boundless Wind and Moon of Jin Ping Mei".

After only reading tens of thousands of words, the Earl was addicted to it.

Because... it's really outstanding.

Every paragraph, every sentence in it is permeated with cynical yet profound and ruthless talent.

Such strokes, such words.

It's amazing!

It is true that the earl is conservative and old-fashioned, and his personal talent is not considered top-notch.

However, as a century-old nobleman, he has read a lot of books since he was a child, and has a very high ability to appreciate literature.

One can tell at a glance how high the literary attainments of Shen Lang's book are.

Then, he read all 120,000 words in one go.

After reading it, I was completely reluctant to part with it, and I was still immersed in it, and couldn't help but share it with my wife again.

It doesn't matter if this share is shared, something big will happen.

Unprecedented times!

The Earl is already in his fifties, and his body has been completely hollowed out.

So, after waiting for several hours, he came to Shen Lang.

"I originally wanted to tear up this manuscript." The Earl said: "But fortunately I didn't tear it up, otherwise I would be a sinner."

The father-in-law read the manuscript carefully again, as if he was immersed in a certain poem again.

"I am a traditional and rigid person, but in terms of art and literature, I have a very broad mind and a broad vision." The earl said: "The so-called pornographic drama is just a tool for literature and art, not just You, many of today's literary masters, have works on it."

real

Shen Lang was shocked, this world is so open

In fact, this is not surprising at all.

There was also a period in ancient China when the standard of literature was very open, and many super writers had extremely outstanding works.

Look at what my father-in-law means, writing this kind of color novel is still a very elegant behavior

Of course this is not the case.

If you write well, it is of course elegant. As for the fleshy text inside, it is a matter for us cultural people and it is entirely for the needs of art.

If you do not write well, it is vulgar and a poisonous weed.

This is probably equivalent to the fact that Kubrick's "Eye Wide Opener" and Bernardo Bertolucci's "Dream of Paris" are art, and the small movies of the Communist Party are vulgar and poisonous weeds.

Shen Lang said: "Then father-in-law has no objection to me publishing this book."

"I have no objection." The Earl said, "But it's such an excellent book, why put some messy things in it."

Shen Lang said weakly: "Those fleshy texts are entirely for the needs of art."

"Meat text?" The Earl has learned a new term, which is really appropriate.

"I don't mean this." The Earl said: "I have no objection to your publication of this book, but you must delete the content about Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian in it,"

Shen Lang said: "Father-in-law, can you tell?"

The earl is speechless, even a fool can see it, well, you almost named him.

The Earl repeated: "An outstanding book must be pure. Why do you bring so much private goods with you? And it's such a superficial revenge. Delete it for me."

"That won't work..." Shen Lang said: "Father-in-law, I wrote this book purely to avenge Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian. We can't sacrifice the main goal of revenge for the pursuit of literature and art."

The father-in-law was speechless immediately, how did you say such shameless words

Isn't it fair for God to put such a talent on you, Shen Lang

The father-in-law said humanely: "Could it be that the reputation that will last forever is not as good as your prank to take revenge on the Xu family's father and daughter?"

Shen Lang said confidently: "Of course, if a human being can't take revenge, he's not as good as a salted fish."

The earl's hands were itchy again, and he really wanted to hit someone.

So he took a step back and kept a safe distance from Shen Lang, otherwise he was really afraid that he wouldn't be able to control his ready-to-move hands.

Then, the earl said earnestly: "Shen Lang, even if you want to ruin the reputation of Xu Qianqian and Xu Guangyun, don't be so direct, change it a little bit more obscure, you know? Look at what you wrote, Ximenqing, the word Guangyun, Are you still a metaphor?"

This is simply pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey.

"Okay, I can change it to be more obscure." Shen Lang said: "But anyone who reads this book must think of Xu Qianqian and Xu Guangyun."

It's better to be Xu Qianqian without clothes.

The Earl said: "One more thing, this book was written by you alone, why did you bring Jin Mucong along?"

The Earl called his son by his first and last name, which shows that this fat house really doesn't please him.

Shen Lang said: "Father-in-law, do you want to hear the truth or lie."

At this point, the earl raised his eyebrows, Shen Lang, are you drifting away? Talk to me like this.

Shen Lang hurriedly said: "The lie is that this book was written to revenge Xu Qianqian, so I have to avoid suspicion, otherwise it will appear that I am very narrow-minded."

Father-in-law was speechless.

Is there anyone in this world more narrow-minded than you, Shen Lang

Oh, there was one, but you killed it.

The Earl said: "What about the truth?"

Shen Lang said sternly: "To pave the way for the next important event."

The earl said: "What's the big deal?"

Shen Lang said: "The dispute over Jinshan Island."

The Earl was startled, and looked at Shen Lang in disbelief.

After thinking for half a minute, he finally understood Shen Lang's words, and he understood the connection between helping Jin Mucong to become famous and the dispute over Jinshan Island.

At this moment, looking at the son-in-law in front of him, he really had a feeling.

Wisdom is almost a monster!

It is really one step, three steps.

Now that the dispute over Jinshan Island has not yet been resolved, he has already begun to plan every step.

It may really be God's will that God sent him such a son-in-law.

The earl was agitated in his heart, but he didn't like to be sensational, and bowed his hands to Shen Lang in his heart to thank him.

But on the surface, it is absolutely impossible for him to do so.

He already knows the son-in-law in front of him very well, and he is a very good guy. If you dare to bow to him, he will dare to pat you on the shoulder and call him a brother.

Shen Lang asked: "Father-in-law, do you think our book will become popular?"

"Fire? More than that!" said the Earl, "It will shake the entire literary world!"

The earl can even imagine that anyone with a high literary quality will be amazed and applauded.

Definitely going to be a rare classic for decades.

Shen Lang was overjoyed.

In this way, Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian, father and daughter, will definitely lose their reputation and become notorious.

Ha ha ha ha…

Jie Jie Jie Jie...

The Earl looked at his son-in-law who was intoxicated in the pleasure of revenge in the future, and his excitement was instantly suppressed.

well!

God is really unfair, to give such a talent to such a person.

He sighed, turned and left.

Let this shameless son-in-law continue to indulge in vulgar emotions, unable to extricate himself.

Early the next morning.

Shen Lang and Jin Mucong couldn't wait to leave the Earl's Mansion to do important things!

Note: Thank you for the reward of 10,000 coins! Everyone, it is my endless motivation!