Night fell.
A group of cavalry escorted Shen Lang and Jin Mulan's carriage, galloping with a special rhythm.
Soon we will arrive at Zhang Jin's old house.
"Lady, don't be nervous for a while." Shen Lang said.
Mulan said: "Okay."
Shen Lang said: "I know that I am handsome and will cause you a lot of pressure, but don't worry, you are worthy of me in terms of appearance alone. You must not be ashamed of yourself, and you must come up with your first Come out with the posture of a beauty."
Mulan immediately turned her face away.
"You must always remember that you are the number one beauty in Xuanwu City, the number one beauty in Nujiang County, and the number one beauty in Tiannan Province." Shen Lang said emphatically.
Mulan said: "Yes, don't worry about my husband, I will definitely support you, and I won't let you lose face."
"That's right." Shen Lang said: "I must make all the men present vomit blood with jealousy. I have such a beautiful and noble wife by my side, with such a hot body and such high martial arts. Even though I haven't slept well yet, But no one else knows."
Mulan couldn't bear it anymore, she put her jade hand on Shen Lang's waist. Just because he doesn't hit her husband doesn't mean he can't pinch her.
Shen Lang didn't dare to move his body, but he could straighten his waist, take a breath, and immediately let his waist be two centimeters away from the jade girl's claws.
"As for me, please don't worry, my lady, I will definitely crush all the men present, and make all the women jealous of you and want to burst their eyes." Shen Lang patted his chest and said.
Mulan didn't want to talk to him.
What she dislikes the most in her life is comparison, and she never needs to compare.
But there is no way to marry such a man who loves to compare.
So vain.
On Shen Lang's side, he entered the sigh of life.
"Hey, life is a process of comparison. When you are in the scorpion, you must be stronger and swim faster than other insects, so that you have a chance to become a human, otherwise you will always be just a tadpole."
"After you are born, you will be smarter and more beautiful than other children."
"When you grow up, you will be more handsome and better than others."
"When you're an adult, you'll have to compete with whose husbands make more money, whose wives are prettier and hotter, and whose children are smarter."
"When you are old, you will be more promising and filial than whose children."
"One's life is all about comparison, and children and grandchildren are infinitely lacking."
"If people don't have a sense of superiority, they can't survive, so people like to stay with people who are worse than themselves."
Mulan turned her head to look at Shen Lang at this time.
His husband is like this, insight into the world situation, vulgar and elegant.
She couldn't help but said softly: "Husband, you don't have to see everything too clearly, it's happier to be a little confused."
Shen Lang turned his head and said: "I am very happy! Because I have never lost in comparison with others, I will always win, no matter what I compete with, hahahaha!"
Mulan turned her head away and completely ignored him.
Jin Hui outside couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "Uncle, did you win the martial arts competition too?"
"Win, of course." Shen Lang said: "My wife is so powerful, we are a husband and wife, and my wife's martial arts are mine."
Suddenly, Jin Hui who was driving the carriage outside felt that he couldn't breathe.
Because the air seems to be filled with boundless coquettishness, and it will burn the lungs if you take a breath.
But Mulan and Jin Hui were full of confidence at this time.
With such a son-in-law, maybe he can really crush the audience in this fierce battle tonight.
At this moment, Shen Lang is really full of fighting desire.
But he didn't feel the tension of entering the tiger's den alone, but was full of anticipation.
There is a feeling of sharks swimming into the lake and about to kill.
"There are still three minutes to enter the battlefield."
"Two minutes."
"One minute!"
Shen Lang's carriage stopped.
Arrived at Zhang's old house where the wedding banquet was held.
The battlefield has arrived!
…
Shen Lang was almost the last one to come.
Almost!
Because there are two more people who can pretend to be more aggressive than him, and they won't arrive until the finale.
But at this time, there were already a lot of guests in the courtyard.
Nujiang County, Yangwu County and all the rich and powerful family members in the surrounding area have almost been wiped out.
City Lord Liu Wuyan could only disappear among the crowd.
"Miss Xuanwu Earl's Mansion Jin Mulan, uncle Shen Lang is here!"
As soon as the carriage reached the gate, someone shouted immediately.
Shen Lang was instantly alert.
There is conspiracy here.
Because the person who called the roll actually added his name, Shen Lang, into it, which is extremely abnormal.
Logically speaking, both Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian were extremely hostile to Shen Lang, and they would definitely trample on his dignity, so they would either only call Jin Mulan's name during the roll call, or even add Shen Lang, they would definitely emphasize their son-in-law.
However, they didn't do this, if they raised Shen Lang's status indiscriminately, there must be a conspiracy.
It has to be said that Shen Lang's heart is as delicate and sharp as hair.
When the names of him and Jin Mulan were just called out, all the pleasantries and conversations in the yard were over.
All eyes were on Shen Lang and the two of them.
Of course not because he is handsome, but because he is too famous.
Moreover, the guests attending the engagement banquet knew in their hearts that this was the prelude to the siege of Earl Xuanwu's mansion.
Shen Lang took Mulan's hand and stepped out of the carriage, enjoying the feeling of being watched by everyone.
And at this moment!
A large wave of enemies is approaching quickly!
…
A turbulent woman rushed over and blocked Shen Lang.
This woman is very cheap and gaudy, very cheap and enchanting.
From her dress and demeanor, people can clearly identify her identity.
Whore, over thirty years old.
And it's still a very low-level one, the price of a night package is no more than half a silver coin at most.
"Mr. Lang, I have finally found you." The whore looked at Shen Lang in surprise, and said loudly: "A few days ago in Lanshan City, you and my family were in love with each other, staying together and flying together, which I will never forget for the rest of my life. "
The message of this sentence is that Shen Lang is a prostitute in Lanshan City, and she is such a lowly person.
Shen Lang stood where he was, watching her performance.
The whore said: "Shen Lang, you also said that I am much better than your wife in bed, that she is as unresponsive as a piece of dead fish and wood, but I make you want to die. You also said that you and your wife have different dreams, In her heart, there may be another man who put a cuckold on you."
Shen Lang's eyes narrowed, and there was a little anger in Mulan's beautiful eyes.
The prostitute said: "Shen Lang, you promised me that you would take me to Xuanwu City and raise me as an outhouse, and you even gave me a personal token."
After all, the whore raised a long life lock with the word "wave" printed on it.
That's right, this is really the longevity lock that Shen Lang wore close to his body since he was a child, and his father personally made it for him.
After that, the long-lived lock should be in Xu's house.
"Shen Lang, I've been waiting for so many days, why didn't you come to pick me up?" the prostitute complained.
Shen Lang frowned.
"Shen Lang, you are really a heartless man." The prostitute said, wanting to cry, "You really shouldn't have raped me with Jin Mucong that day, and I couldn't get up for three days."
This is more disgusting.
Everyone present, even if performing, must perform a feeling of nausea and disgust.
"Shen Lang, although you are so handsome and outstanding, but...you have to pay the overnight expenses that night, after all, you have to pay for prostitution, you not only ate my bowl of noodles that night, but also fucked me seven times , I will see Tiankui the next day and you will not let it go, there will be an extra fee."
This is even more disgusting, almost nauseating.
It made people feel that Shen Lang was wretched and vulgar. To find such a vulgar low-class prostitute, even if she came to Tiankui, she would not let her go. She is simply an extremely disgusting beast.
To make matters worse, he still hasn't paid.
Xu Guangyun's meeting gift to Shen Lang is considered an appetizing shit to besiege him tonight
Very down-to-earth, and really has no bottom line of shame.
This trick can't hurt people, but it can disgust people.
It's like stepping on dog shit and can't shake it off.
And it's almost unsolvable.
No matter how Shen Lang responded, it was always wrong, and he couldn't wash it clean.
Xu Guangyun is also repaying him in the same way.
Before Shen Lang wrote a book to slander the reputations of Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian, it was almost the same trick.
It's just that Shen Lang is a bit more elegant, using a very accomplished classic to disguise this behavior of throwing dung.
Everyone couldn't help but be excited to see how Shen Lang would deal with this disgusting and despicable move.
It's almost incomprehensible.
Shen Lang gave some instructions to Jin Hui who was beside him.
"Yes." Jin Hui immediately turned and left.
Seeing that Shen Lang really had nothing to do, the whore felt even more proud.
This money is considered safe.
So, she acted even more excessively, and she was about to rush over and hug Shen Lang's thigh.
"Lang Jun, when will you pick me up? When will you pay the overnight fee for that night?"
Shen Lang didn't get angry. Instead, he had a pleasant face and said in a gentle voice, "Sister, how much do I owe you for the night?"
When these words came out, everyone was surprised.
Shen Lang, what kind of tricks are you doing
Instead, you admitted it yourself and poured this bucket of dung on your head
The prostitute said: "You and Jin Mucong have played with me thirteen times, plus Tiankui sees blood, a total of five silver coins."
"Five silver coins, right?" Shen Lang said more gently, "Then I'll give you ten gold coins, okay?"
Then, he took out ten gold coins to the whore.
The prostitute was overjoyed and took the money.
Her heart was filled with disdain and contempt for Shen Lang.
The useless little boy is really a waste. Do you think that if you give me this money, I will change my words and return your innocence
Dream it!
Because the Xu family will give me more money.
Shen Lang said: "Sister, how much is your normal price for picking up customers once?"
The prostitute said: "Half a silver coin, but you and Jin Mucong are two people, and I was injured and bleeding from playing, so I need to add more money."
Shen Lang said: "Then I will give you ten gold coins, which is equivalent to two hundred silver coins. After deducting the five silver coins owed to you, there is still one hundred and ninety-five, which means that it is enough for you to receive three hundred and ninety guests, right? ?”
Shen Lang's voice gradually turned cold, and his eyes were filled with a cold smile.
"Jin Hui, bring it up!" Shen Lang ordered.
Immediately, the cavalry of the Earl's Mansion brought in more than twenty beggars and vagrants.
Every time a banquet is held, beggars and homeless people are the most indispensable people around, because a lot of food will be wasted in the future, and these foods will be donated to show the kindness of the host.
So Shen Lang decided to pack for a while, not because he was reluctant to eat, but because he was afraid that his precious daughter-in-law's saliva would be eaten by others.
These beggars and vagrants stink, have not bathed for at least several months, and some have nasty sores.
They didn't dare to look at Jin Mulan, who was as beautiful as a fairy, but they looked at the prostitute with fierce eyes like flames.
Shen Lang said to the twenty or so beggars and homeless men, "Brothers, do you like this woman?"
These beggars and tramps have green eyes.
Let alone women now, even if they see a sow, they think they have double eyelids.
What's more, the whore in front of her is simply... an incomparably delicious fat pig's trotter.
"luv't!"
"A villain would never dream of such a woman."
Shen Lang said: "Today I treat guests, each of you can play ten times!"
Immediately, the twenty or so tramps and beggars rushed towards the whore.
Lifting her plump body, she walked outside.
The whore is out of her mind.
This... this is going to die.
Twenty or so tramps and beggars would really kill her alive.
He must die, and die badly.
"Help, help..." the prostitute screamed.
However, the warriors of Earl Xuanwu's Mansion formed a human wall, and no one could save her.
Shen Lang said: "I've already paid, you have to pick up the guests, it's only right and proper."
The whore was so frightened that she almost pissed and shit.
"Housekeeper Xu, help me, I am doing things for you to slander Mr. Shen Lang, help me..."
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