"ah… "
Butler Xu, who had a broken femur, let out an incomparably miserable howl.
"ah… "
But he didn't expect that Shen Lang, who was beating someone, would also let out a scream.
Everyone couldn't help being startled.
You, what are you going to do
Shen Lang's face was full of pain, he supported his back and said: "My lady, come quickly."
"I flashed too hard to the waist, it hurts so much."
Shen Lang really wasn't pretending, but really twisted his waist, tears came out of pain.
Suddenly, everyone present could not look directly.
Especially Butler Xu on the ground, he only had a few big words in his heart.
Shen Lang, I'll fuck you to death!
My thighs were broken!
Mulan stepped forward and gently massaged Shen Lang's waist.
The lady is really amazing.
Soon, Shen Lang's waist stopped hurting.
"Lady, step back to the side, be careful not to be splashed with blood." Shen Lang said with a cruel killer tone.
Mulan took a few steps back.
She deliberately pointed out how hard her little boy-faced husband should use, so as to avoid flashing to the waist again.
But if you think about it, don't destroy your husband's pretense, otherwise he can give you anger for three days.
It's a big deal, I'll go up and give him a massage later.
Next, Shen Lang raised his wooden staff again, and slammed it down on Steward Xu's legs.
"Papa papa..."
Every time, I exhausted all my strength.
Every time, Butler Xu let out an extremely shrill scream.
Blood spurted out, staining the ground red.
After a while, Shen Lang was panting and sweating profusely.
Grandma, who is this, who made this wooden stick so heavy.
I'm exhausted.
Steward Xu, on the other hand, just poured out shit and urine.
Don't look at Shen Lang's lack of strength, but beating people is really ruthless and extremely accurate.
Steward Xu's two leg bones were directly broken into four or five pieces, and it is basically impossible to connect them in this world.
Xu Guangyun's face was already pale, as if it was about to freeze into ice, that was his confidant who had been using him for more than ten years.
Shen Lang panted and squatted down, and asked, "Er Gouzi, does it hurt?"
Of course it hurts, almost like being in hell, making people regret living in this world.
Butler Xu's throat was already hoarse, because it was torn apart because of how loud it was.
Eyes are bloodshot.
Shen Lang said softly: "Er Gouzi, don't worry, the pain will be gone soon, the pain will be gone soon."
Shen Lang stood up again, picked up the wooden stick, and slammed it down on Steward Xu's lumbar spine.
"Crack..."
A wonderful thing happened.
Butler Xu really didn't feel any pain anymore, and he didn't even feel a little bit below the waist.
Because, his lumbar spine was interrupted.
"Ah... ah... ah..." He quickly understood what happened, and suddenly let out an unprecedented scream.
Everyone in the audience turned pale and trembled slightly.
This little boy Shen Lang is so fucking cruel.
"Okay, the punishment is over." Shen Lang said: "Patriarch Xu, hurry up, take Steward Xu away quickly."
Shen Lang said with sympathy on his face: "You must find the best doctor to treat him. I beat him for his own good. If you know your mistakes, you are still a good person. You must find a doctor to cure him. Otherwise, I will be unbearable."
Xu Guangyun's whole body was trembling, his hands were clenched into fists and he was almost numb.
cured? Is it still cured
This person is useless!
Zhang Jin frowned, and said: "Come here, send Steward Xu to Xu's house, and find a doctor to treat him properly."
After a while, several warriors came over and dragged Steward Xu and the whore away.
The man and woman are now in balance, and the bones of both legs have been broken several times.
"Come here, clean up the ground." Zhang Jin said.
Immediately, a few servants came and used several buckets of water to wash away the blood and feces on the entire ground.
The first game is over.
Shen Lang KO's opponent was completely defeated.
…
The welcome of the engagement wedding at Zhang's old house continued.
Everything looks like new again.
The Zhang family's old house was still full of feasting and feasting, and everyone was full of smiles, as if nothing happened just now.
The heroic Zhang Jin and the glamorous Xu Qianqian came out.
After all, Shen Lang and Jin Mulan represent the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion, so the master must of course come to greet them in person.
"Miss Jin, is the Earl okay?" Xu Qianqian asked softly.
At this time, there was no hostility on her face, which is really amazing.
But in the past, she didn't even have the qualifications to say this, so how important is it to find a good husband
"Father is well, thank you." Mulan said.
But when greeting, Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian seemed to ignore Shen Lang.
It was as if he was a cloud of air standing next to Mulan.
Shen Lang is not happy now, you are looking at people with p eyes, looking down on me.
Immediately, Shen Lang suddenly said: "Lady, have you brought any money?"
Mulan was stunned, what kind of monster is this precious husband going to do
However, Xu Qianqian had a very ominous premonition.
"No." Mulan said.
Shen Lang took out a bag of gold coins from his bosom, put them in Xu Qianqian's hands, and said sincerely and tenderly: "A man can owe any money, except for prostitution. This is the overnight fee for you to sleep with me for three months. Hurry up!"
Do you see clearly
This is the real repayment of the other's way!
Immediately!
Everyone stayed!
His grandma's, what a stroke of genius!
Didn't you find a lowly whore to slander me for Shen Lang's sex with a prostitute without paying for the Xu family's trick of splashing dirty water
Now, it's echoed.
But the round just now is over, the whore was disabled, and Steward Xu was also disabled.
You, Shen Lang, have already won this round? You, Shen Lang, should be satisfied.
Unexpectedly, Master Shen felt dissatisfied when he felt that he was being left out in the cold.
So, he casually slapped Xu Qianqian's face again.
The key is to smoke so naturally, without any incense.
How embarrassing and blunt was the way your Xu family used to break the dirty water before.
I, Shen Lang, is a coercive king of the generation, and I really do my best to pretend to be coercive and slap my face!
Shen Lang said sincerely: "Just now, that whore paid half a silver coin at a time. Xu Qianqian, you are so beautiful, the price has been increased by at least ten times. We were married for one night for a hundred days, and we were married for a hundred days, twice a day on average. , add up two hundred times, that is one thousand silver coins and fifty gold coins, do you see if there is anything wrong?"
"By the way, sometimes when you see your tiankui becoming popular, you still need to add money, right? How much should I add, can I write an IOU?"
You villain's revenge is really endless. This is no longer from morning to night, but every second.
The audience was silent, watching Shen Lang slapping his face crazily.
Xu Qianqian felt as if she was standing barefoot on the red-hot charcoal, her whole body seemed to be burnt and she wanted to jump up.
And Zhang Jin was about to explode with rage.
Clenched fists, fingernails piercing palms bleeding.
He... He really couldn't bear it any longer, and wanted to smash Shen Lang to death with one punch.
Shen Lang quickly hid behind Mulan.
Although he knew that it was impossible for Zhang Jin to hit him, just in case.
Hey, my wife's martial arts are my martial arts.
Mulan's jade hand dropped slightly, and placed it on the belt, where there was a soft sword.
If Zhang Jin dared to hit Shen Lang, she would cut him off with a single blow.
but…
In the next second, she wanted to cut her husband with this sword.
Because this gangster took the opportunity to rub her buttocks, and pretended to be innocent and careless.
Husband, you have been playing hooligans from morning till night.
Playing hooligans in reality during the day, playing hooligans in sleep at night.
…
The confrontation at this moment was like lightning and thunder.
Xu Qianqian's face flushed instantly, and his eyes were full of anger.
Zhang Jin burst out with murderous aura all over his body, bleeding from clenched fists.
However…
After just three seconds, the two men forced themselves to calm down.
Because, today is their engagement banquet.
Shen Lang, a bastard, can tear up his face recklessly, but they can't.
"Please come in, both of you," Xu Qianqian said.
She still has to pretend that nothing happened, even the gold coin Shen Lang gave cannot be returned.
If you dare to pay back, Shen Lang doesn't know how ugly things will come out of his mouth.
You need extra money for flute playing and singing, and you need extra money for roof woodsheds.
"Come to toast Miss Jin in a while." Xu Qianqian said, and then quickly greeted the next guest, she didn't want to stay in front of Shen Lang for a second.
Shen Lang took Mulan's hand and walked towards the hall.
…
The arrival of Shen Lang and Jin Mulan is like a signal to tell those big shots that you can come out.
The next one to appear was Mr. Ning Boqu from the Monarch's Weaving Mansion, who served as the third in command of the Weaving Mansion.
This is the Xu family's food and clothing parents. Although his official position is only fifth grade, in the Xu family's eyes, he is just like his ancestor.
The surname of Yue State is Ning, so is this Master Ning Boqu related to the monarch
A little bit, about two hundred years ago, it was a kind of family.
As soon as Lord Ning Boqu arrived, everyone present stood up to greet him.
As for Shen Lang and Jin Mulan, both sat motionless.
Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian, one on the left and one on the right, respectfully sent Mr. Ning Boqu to the fourth honorable position.
You ask, what is the position of Shen Lang and Mulan
ninth!
It's still ahead, but it definitely doesn't match the status of Earl Xuanwu's Mansion.
This is blatantly suppressing us, Shen Lang felt that he couldn't bear it anymore.
"The son of the Earl's Mansion of Jinhai has arrived, and the envoy of the Governor's Mansion has arrived."
The person who called the roll outside seemed to be bleeding, and his voice became particularly frustrating and passionate, as if infinite admiration came from his heart.
Immediately, the three hosts Zhang Jin, Xu Guangyun, and Xu Qianqian all walked to the gate and welcomed the two distinguished guests in.
After the two distinguished guests came in, everyone present bowed down and bowed down.
The envoy sent by the Governor's Mansion this time is not Wuji, but a young man.
This person's name is Zhu Wubian, the nephew of Master Zhu Rong, the son of General Pingnan, a general with a bright future.
Sure enough, he looks majestic and tall, walking like a dragon or a tiger.
But Shen Lang only glanced at him, and then stared at another person.
This person is the current sworn enemy of the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion, Tang Yun, the eldest son of the Jinhai Earl's Mansion.
Seeing him for the first time, Shen Lang had an impulse.
I want to beat Satoshi Kaneki to death.
Look, everyone is the eldest son of the Earl's Mansion, how awesome are they
How much waste material are you Kaneki Satoshi
Tang Yun is more than awesome
The arrogance of the prince of Jinhai Earl's Mansion almost pierced the brim of his hat.
He is handsome, but what is more noticeable is his arrogance.
How would you describe this arrogance
There is a saying that is very apt.
Sorry, I didn't mean it to you. I mean everyone here is rubbish!
And this son of Tang Yun, on his face and in his eyes, wrote this sentence all the time.
I'm defying everyone!
But for some reason, the arrogant Zhang Jin was very humble in front of the domineering Tang Yun.
I wish the boundless identity is good enough.
His uncle was the Governor of Tiannan Province, and his father was General Pingnan, but he was half a step behind Tang Yun.
And the city lord Liu Wuyan, who was born as a Jinshi, looked at Tang Yun with admiration.
Shen Lang asked: "Lady, am I handsome, or is he handsome?"
Mulan said: "You are handsome."
Shen Lang said: "Then why is he so awesome?"
Mulan said: "Not only is he the son of the Earl's Mansion of Jinhai, he is also a civil and military double Jinshi. This year he ranked third in the general examination and fourth in the palace examination."
day!
That's really awesome.
No wonder everyone here looks like garbage.
As for Shen Lang, this little son-in-law, in Tang Yun's eyes, he was just a passer-by who didn't even deserve a name.
This made Shen Lang very upset.
You put on such a dick, pretending that I don't exist? !
There cannot be anyone more powerful than me, Shen Lang, in Xuanwu City.
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Note: Another 3,500 words! My lords, I bow to you!