The old principal of Shen Lang's town school looked very angry after reading the test paper.
He pointed at Shen Lang tremblingly and said: "Bastard! Before you were in the Hanshui Town School, you were ignorant, like a rotten tree. You couldn't complete the enlightenment after nine years of study. I couldn't bear it so I drove you back home. But at that time you were still Chunliang, the plagiarism and plagiarism that he has learned now is simply a shame for scholars and a shame for me."
It's not easy, at such an old age, you still ran out to plant and frame her.
Respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional virtue.
But... with some aging bad guys, it's a whole other story.
Wang Lian pointed at Shen Lang and said coldly: "Shen Lang, what else do you have to say? Say it!"
Then, suddenly a woman said: "Mr. Shen, I don't believe you will plagiarize. The reason why this poem is the same as Master Wang Lian's is purely coincidental, isn't it? Come up with a few better poems and prove it to everyone." I see you are really talented."
"Yep!"
"Shen Lang's poetry proves your talent."
"Yes, Shen Lang, you can write better lines to prove that you are not a plagiarist."
At this time, Li Wenzheng, a second-class Jinshi, said: "There are many scholars present, and at least some of them have achieved fame. If you want, Mrs. Shen Lang, you can compete with them for your poetry talent. I have a question, if your poems can surpass them, then It proves that you have a beautiful chest, and you are not a complete plagiarist."
"Yes, Sir Li please come up with a question. All of us present will compete with Shen Lang in poetry."
Xu Qianqian felt extremely happy at this moment.
He couldn't help but recall that day, when the Xu family slandered Shen Lang for stealing the golden yellow dye formula.
In order to prove himself, Shen Lang took out better yellow dyes and purple dyes.
Now, it's the same thing.
It's just that Wang Lian, a fool, ruined the Xu family's good deeds at that time, and there is no second Wang Lian today.
The audience is Shen Lang's enemy.
Asking Shen Lang to compose a poem is completely teasing the clown.
In the end, no matter what poem Shen Lang wrote, even if it was good enough to defy the sky, he would lose.
Just like in the World Cup in South Korea and Japan, what if you played well? The referees were all bought by a certain country of ours.
But tonight, there is no referee, or the referees are all enemies, and they are all people who want to crush Shen Lang to death.
This is the prelude to the siege of Earl Xuanwu's mansion. Everyone is young and does not need a bottom line.
Li Wenzheng said: "Shen Lang, isn't the book you wrote "The Legend of Fengyue of Jin Ping Mei", how about writing a poem with the theme of Fengyue?"
"Okay, let's take Fengyue as the topic."
"Shen Lang writes poetry."
"Shen Lang writes poetry!"
Several people at the scene encouraged them one after another.
Shen Lang said with a disdainful smile: "Poetry? Why should I write poetry? What qualifications do you have for me to compete with you in poetry talent?"
All of a sudden, these people became angry.
"We are juren, and you, Shen Lang, don't have any fame. In terms of qualifications, you are not qualified to be compared with us."
"We gave you the chance to prove your innocence, but you still don't cherish it?"
"After we pass the Jinshi examination, we can serve as city lords and become the pillars of the country. Do you think we are qualified?"
"You Shen Lang don't have any fame, you are just a lowly son-in-law, what qualifications do you have to compare with us?"
Immediately, these Juren's sense of superiority was overwhelming.
Shen Lang sneered and said, "Among you, can one of the five of you pass the Jinshi exam?"
"Even if you pass the Jinshi exam, so what? First you'll be a civil servant for a few years, and then you'll finally be a city lord, and finally you can be the prefect. Your ancestral grave will burst."
"And even if you are in your fifties, so what? What kind of glory and wealth can you enjoy, what kind of wife can you marry? What kind of house can you live in? How many servants can you have?"
"Comparable to me?"
"I, Shen Lang, live in a ten-thousand-acre manor, a thousand-acre mansion, and dozens of servants and maids around me. Any maid around me is a beauty chosen from a thousand miles."
"The brocade clothes I'm wearing are worth hundreds of gold coins. My wife is the daughter of an earl, the number one beauty in Nujiang County. She is extremely beautiful, extremely tall, and extremely martial arts!"
"Every time I go out, I'm escorted by dozens of cavalry, what a ostentation
"The end point of your life's struggle is nothing but mine."
"Everything you dream of, no, it's something you can't even dream of, I have it at your fingertips."
"Tell me, what qualifications do you have to compare with me? You have a shitty sense of superiority in front of me!"
"It's great that you won Juren. But you have to be someone else's dog to be eligible to step into tonight's banquet."
"However, this banquet tonight is almost just for me."
"So, you are nothing in front of me!"
As soon as these words came out.
Those few people were all dumbfounded.
Shen Lang, you are shameless!
To say that eating soft rice is so straightforward.
In this kind of scene, you should tell lies in a high-sounding way. You say these vulgar truths to punish your heart, what nonsense do you mean.
but…
For some unknown reason, these Juren were filled with sorrow.
Although Shen Lang's words were vulgar, they directly revealed the truth.
This world is so cruel.
This is the saddest thing in the world.
The highest object towards which you strive in life is no other's.
You try your best, even almost pay the price of your life, but you can't get something, people just lie on the bed and hook their hands casually, and they have everything.
At this time, are you going to accuse Shen Lang of being vulgar? Going to say that I study for the benefit of all people, for the prosperity of the country of Yue
In such a high-end occasion, there is no need to say these hypocritical lies. Are there any fools present
I'm sorry that there is no nationalism in this world for the time being, unlike our future China, there are really countless elite heroes who sacrificed everything for the country and the nation.
…
Then, Shen Lang looked at Xu Qianqian and sneered, "You want me to make better poems to prove that I didn't plagiarize? You're playing monkey!"
"Back then, I, Shen Lang, was just a grassroots citizen. Your Xu family could be crushed to death at any time, so I need to use all my strength to prove my innocence."
"And now, make your fucking poem."
After hearing Shen Lang's words, Wang Lian immediately laughed and said, "Shen Lang, are you playing a scoundrel? You are admitting in disguise that you plagiarized my poem, right?"
"Shame on you literati."
"You not only robbed my woman, but also stole my poems."
"Jin Mulan, you are blind and chose such a shameless man."
Wang Lian was on the hall, pointing at Shen Lang's nose and scolding angrily.
Xu Qianqian was extremely happy in her heart.
So what if you, Shen Lang, don't write poems? So what
Still can't change a fact.
If we pour dirty water on you, you can't do anything, even if you jump into the Nu River, you won't be able to wash it off.
No matter how domineering and rogue you are, it won't change the fact that you are at your wit's end.
Indeed, facing the situation in front of you, it is almost impossible to solve it!
Because, there is no referee.
In other words, the referee has also entered the fight.
Any justification is foolish and futile.
At this time, Shen Lang silently took out another thing.
Lysergic acid diethylamide, the most powerful hallucinogen in the world.
Last time Shen Lang extracted such a little bit from several hundred catties of moldy rye.
A very small part of it was used on Dasha's stepmother Song, and the effect was surprisingly good, and there are still many left.
How awesome is this hallucinogen
No one can bear it, including Shen Lang.
In 1942, the US Central Intelligence Agency began to study mind-controlling chemical weapons. Six leading experts in the field of neurophysiology set up a research team to invent a "interrogation drug" that would make prisoners self-report after taking it.
They used many kinds of drugs, there are (marijuana) extracts, hexadein, etc., but the effect was not good.
Finally, they discovered lysergic acid diethylamide.
It turned out that this thing was the most powerful interrogation drug. The CIA experimented with it on a high-ranking official of the US military. As a result, he directly confessed a high-level secret without any mental resistance.
Of course it's also about dosage.
A small dose can make people hallucinate, as if the soul is soaring.
However, if the dose is higher, the entire brain will be controlled by humans. It is completely what others ask and what you say, as if the whole person has no mental defense at all.
After that, both the CIA and the KGB used this kind of thing extensively for interrogation.
With this thing, Shen Lang can get rid of Wang Lian in the simplest and most brutal way. What poems will he use to prove his innocence? ridiculous!
Wang Lian pointed at Shen Lang and shouted: "Shen Lang, if you are still a man, you will admit that you have plagiarized my poem in front of your wife and everyone present."
After finishing speaking, Wang Lian poured himself another glass of wine and drank it.
Of course he wasn't drunk, he just pretended to be drunk.
Shen Lang secretly handed the most condensed hallucinogen to Mulan without saying a word.
Mulan hesitated for a moment, and finding the best opportunity, flicked her jade finger lightly.
Suddenly, the most powerful hallucinogen in the world flew into Wang Lian's cup.
This dose is many times that given to Song at that time.
The whole process was silent.
Tang Yun, Nangong Ping, Zhu Wubian and the others are all martial arts masters, and such small actions cannot be hidden from them.
But Wang Lian was standing in front of Shen Lang and Mulan, his body blocked the sight of these masters.
And Wang Lian is a scholar, who basically doesn't know any martial arts, so of course it is impossible to find out.
He didn't even need to be persuaded to drink, he poured another glass and drank it in one gulp.
Wang Lian scolded loudly: "Shen Lang, do you know? I look down on you, I look down on you!"
"Dare to do it or not!"
"Earl Xuanwu's mansion is about to end, and he actually found a son-in-law like you."
"You despicable person, I am ashamed to be with you..."
Then, Wang Lian was about to leave immediately.
Anyway, his mission has been completed, and he plans to leave after splashing dirty water on Shen Lang.
It's really fun, so cool.
Shen Lang had absolutely no room for rebuttal.
During the whole process, Wang Lian pointed at his nose and scolded him.
Aren't you Shen Lang very powerful? Why not awesome.
I just slandered you, so what can you do
Immediately afterwards, Wang Lian felt as if he was floating in the sky.
All the surrounding pictures began to rotate and become bizarre.
Everyone's faces seemed to be just a shadow.
Everyone's heartbeat and breathing are so clear.
He was so excited, so happy.
Am I drunk
Getting drunk so quickly
Does it feel so good to be drunk
It's like becoming a fairy.
This feeling was wonderful, as if he had turned back into a little tadpole, floating in the air.
I... I seem to have opened the door to a new world.
At this time, Wang Lian entered a very strange state.
It's like being drunk and the effect is multiplied a hundred times.
Those who are drunk talk nonsense, telling all the secrets in their hearts.
But now Wang Lian's brain has no defense at all.
Shen Lang suddenly asked: "Wang Lian, are you slandering me and planting me?"
"That's right." Wang Lian said with a trembling voice, "Shen Lang, I'm just framing you."
As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked.
I couldn't even react at once.
Of course, almost everyone knew that Wang Lian was framing Shen Lang, but he said it himself.
Shen Lang then asked: "Did I plagiarize your poem?"
"No." Wang Lian said with a smile, "I never wrote that poem at all. I'm not afraid to tell everyone the truth. Although the poem is very short with only sixteen characters, it's too awesome. It's not something I can write. It can be written."
Shen Lang said: "Then who told you to slander me and frame me?"
Immediately, Zhang Jin suddenly stood up and said, "Master Wang Lian, you are drunk."
"Come here, take Master Wang Lian to rest." Zhang Jin gave an order.
Immediately, two warriors came in and were about to carry Wang Lian away.
Mulan didn't speak, and directly pulled out a soft sword from her belt and placed it on the table.
"There is no bottom line, but there is a bottom line." Mulan said lightly.
You can slander my husband by all means and pour dirty water on him, but we can also fight back.
If you are not even allowed to counterattack, then don't blame me for doing it.
Mulan's sword would cut off the arm of anyone who dared to take Wang Lian away. A warrior's life was worthless anyway.
Shen Lang said: "Wang Lian, who told you to slander me?"
Wang Lian said, "It's City Lord Liu Wuyan."
As soon as these words came out, Liu Wuyan's face changed drastically, and he shouted sharply: "Wang Lian, don't talk nonsense, you are already drunk."
Wang Lian has completely entered the new world, and he is so excited.
I'm going to fly, I'm going to fly.
He actually began to strip off his clothes, and then pushed his hips at City Lord Liu Wuyan.
"It's you, Liu Wuyan, who made me slander Shen Lang."
"You shout at me every day, bossing me around. Do you know? I cuckolded you, and I slept with your concubine eight times, eight times, hahaha!"
"Your little concubine said you couldn't do it. Every time she clearly couldn't last three breaths, she still wanted her to scream for a quarter of an hour, pretending that you were very powerful."
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Note: Another 4,000-character chapter, brothers, thanks for you!