As soon as these words came out, the faces of everyone in the audience became extremely exciting.
I didn't expect that such a handsome and handsome person, City Master Liu, would not be able to last for three seconds.
City Lord Liu Wuyan was trembling with anger, the most embarrassing moment in his life was at this moment.
What men are most afraid of are the eyes of hatred, even the eyes of contempt.
What I am most afraid of is the sympathetic eyes of others.
Are you a three second man? Your head is so green, so pitiful!
Immediately, City Master Liu Wuyan yelled sharply: "Wang Lian, you are already drunk. Don't talk nonsense, just talk nonsense."
"Come on, take Wang Lian out for me." Liu Wuyan ordered.
Then, two warriors from the City Lord's Mansion were about to rush in and drag Wang Lian away.
However, Jin Hui and a dozen other Earl's Palace warriors stepped forward and stopped them directly.
"Get out of the way." The city lord's mansion samurai said.
"Come on, everyone is enjoying it." Jin Hui and the others drew their swords directly.
In an instant, the momentum was tense.
Shen Lang continued: "Wang Lian, how did you cheat on this test paper? It was clearly the county test test paper eight years ago, why did my poem appear?"
"Hahaha..." Wang Lian laughed loudly: "I found the previous article, and found out the sixteen characters of this poem. I found the best framer, stripped these characters and pasted them on the examination paper , and then mount the thinnest layer of paper on the test paper. Did you know that the top layer of paper was also peeled off from a painting eight years ago, and after the mounting was completed, it was slightly baked a few feet away from the surface of the flame In an hour, everything was done."
When Wang Lian said this, he was completely eloquent.
"Do you know? I was stunned when I saw it, and it can be so fake."
"Shen Lang, you're going to be cheated to death by me, hahaha!"
Shen Lang asked: "Why did you do this?"
Wang Lian said: "I originally wanted to join the Earl's Mansion of Xuanwu, and join hands with my uncle Xu Wenzhao to control the financial power of the entire Earl's Mansion. After Uncle Xuanwu died, we immediately emptied that trash Jin Mucong, and from then on my son will be the new one." Uncle Xuanwu."
"But I didn't expect that Shen Lang, a bastard like you, would take the lead and kill my uncle Xu Wenzhao. Of course I want revenge, and they have promised me that as long as I frame you, they will accept me into the New Deal faction. Even For the next subject test, the Xinzheng faction is willing to help me."
Then, Wang Lian seemed dissatisfied with pouring out words.
He suddenly tore open the test paper, peeled off the thin layer of paper on the surface, and then used his hands to buckle the surface of the test paper.
Sure enough, good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. Skynet was restored, and these sixteen words were deducted.
"Look, it's coming down, it's coming down..."
"Shen Lang, Zhang Jin has prepared a deadly move to deal with you, and you will be finished soon."
"Mulan, marry me, marry me..."
Wang Lian is so happy!
And the people present couldn't bear to look directly at them.
This scene is really comparable to the scene of a car accident.
Shen Lang has no problem.
Wang Lian, who had completely entered a psychedelic state, seemed particularly lonely.
Then he ran naked through the hall.
A small bird, swaying in the wind, looks particularly pocket-sized.
Provoked the presence of women pretending to scream again and again.
This is also Wang Lian running naked. If it was Shen Lang, these women probably couldn't help screaming, pinching their legs and licking their tongues.
Zhang Jin originally wanted to send someone to stop him, but after a little hesitation, he let Wang Lian let himself go.
Because the crazier Wang Lian was, the more unbelievable what he just said.
A completely drunk lunatic who speaks nonsense and cannot trust a single punctuation mark.
certainly…
The fact that he slandered Shen Lang is a certainty, because he himself deducted those sixteen words.
However, what did he say that Liu Wuyan made him slander Shen Lang, and what New Deal faction was going to try to take care of him in the next meeting
These words can all be defined as nonsense.
At this time, Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian once again felt infinite unwillingness.
What exactly did Shen Lang do
Is he a ghost
It actually drove Wang Lian crazy, as if he lost his sanity all of a sudden, and spit out all the truth in his mind.
This method is really chilling.
At this moment, Zhang Jin immediately suspected that Shen Lang had poisoned Wang Lian's wine.
But even so, the situation could not be saved.
Zhang Jin closed his eyes in pain, forcing himself to calm down in the shortest possible time.
This trick of splashing dirty water was originally just to tarnish Shen Lang's reputation. Its original intention was to put the book "The Boundless Love of the Golden Ping Mei" on the altar, and shift the focus of everyone's attention to Shen Lang's plagiarism.
It doesn't work now, of course it makes people angry and unwilling.
But it cannot affect the overall situation.
Don't forget that the real ultimate move is yet to come, and that is the fatal blow to Shen Lang and Earl Xuanwu's Mansion.
His father has repeatedly warned him not to love to fight. If he finds that a certain step has failed, he will give up immediately and go to the next round.
…
"Uncle Shen Lang, do you have anything else to ask Wang Lian?" Zhang Jin said.
Shen Lang shook his head and said, "It's gone."
Zhang Jin said heartbrokenly: "I really didn't expect that Wang Lian would be so insane. In order to get revenge on you, he would go out of his way to try to put the charge of plagiarism on you. Now it's all over, and the truth is revealed."
Shen Lang couldn't help sighing, Zhang Jin's progress is really fast.
The face-changing technique is becoming more and more proficient, but at this time, he probably smashed his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach.
A strong opponent is the key to progress.
With Shen Lang, Zhang Jin's level can be said to have improved by leaps and bounds.
Zhang Jindao: "Shen Lang, this Wang Lian is so planted on you, and even tried to take the poems you wrote as his own. Master Liu Wuyan, according to the laws of Yue, how should we deal with Wang Lian?"
City Lord Liu Wuyan said: "Report to the admiral of the province, deprive Wang Lian of his fame, and fine him 20, and hand it over to the victim, Shen Lang."
Then, Zhang Jin said: "Uncle Shen Lang, are you satisfied with this treatment?"
"Satisfied, satisfied." Shen Lang said.
Zhang Jin said: "Then I will send someone to take Wang Lian home first to sober up."
Shen Lang said: "Good!"
Immediately, two warriors stepped forward and dragged Wang Lian out who was still running naked.
Of course they will not send Wang Lian home, but to a secret place.
However…
Just less than three miles away.
Several masters in black rushed out and took Wang Lian away.
How could Shen Lang let him die so easily, he must choose the most humiliating and cruel way of death.
It doesn't matter if you slander me for plagiarism or plagiarism, I will probably just interrupt your hands and feet.
But you actually slandered my wife's innocence and said I was wearing a cuckold
Then I'm very sorry, you are about to suffer the most terrible and unique way of death in the world.
…
In the banquet hall.
Zhang Jin said loudly: "I want to apologize to Shen Lang, the banquet tonight actually let such despicable people as Wang Lian in."
"Here, I justify Shen Lang's name. This sixteen-character poem was indeed written by Shen Lang. It is really shocking. It's a good poem, a good poem."
Shen Lang smiled and said: "Zhang Jin, so I do have some poetic talent?"
Immediately, Zhang Jin felt something was wrong, but he still smiled and said, "Brother Shen Lang is of course talented, and this poem is enough proof."
Shen Lang said: "Your Excellency Li Wenzheng, just now you asked me to write a poem with the theme of Fengyue, and you asked me to compete with Juren, but I refused because I think they are not worthy of my poem. Thinking about it now..."
Everyone was startled, have you, Shen Lang, become a man
Shen Lang said: "Thinking about it now, they are still not worthy."
Many people glared at me, "Shen Lang, I love your mother."
However, everyone dares to be angry.
Just now, Shen Lang's method against Wang Lian was too terrifying, amazing skills. Now they don't know how Shen Lang did it, so they just drove Wang Lian crazy and told the truth about all scandals.
Who hasn't done something ugly yet
The Juren present had even more unbearable memories.
For example, a certain person once stole his sister-in-law, but his brother didn't know about it, so he still treated him wholeheartedly.
For another example, a certain Juren once offered chrysanthemums for the imperial examination, more than once, more than one person.
Etc., etc.
If all these scandals are poured out by him, then the rest of his life will really be useless.
Therefore, these people all stopped, and they really didn't dare to provoke Shen Lang.
Shen Lang said again: "But I think, since Mr. Li Wenzheng has proposed a topic, I can't justify not writing a poem, and I'm sorry for my talent."
"Listen up, everyone, I'm going to write poetry next."
Get out of the way, I'm going to pretend, don't be hurt by my shocking aura.
I'm afraid the whole hall won't be able to accommodate me!
Shen Lang stood up and walked to the center of the hall.
"Next, I will write a poem in seven steps."
"Take Fengyue as the theme."
Shen Lang picked up his wine glass and looked up at the sky outside, he really had the air of a literary hero.
Everyone couldn't help but look forward to it.
Even though Shen Lang was going to be besieged tonight, it wouldn't hurt to hear a good poem.
Of course, even if you have heard it, it is impossible to make Shen Lang famous.
Shen Lang closed his eyes, as if he had entered the wonderful realm of poetry.
He starts to walk.
He began to write poetry.
The voice is powerful and full of emotion.
The poem says: officials don't want
The sun and the moon come and go, trickling red water.
Shallow and deep at first, then float and then sink.
Yan Ru half smiled, her brows seemed to cry.
Love me Qianqian, the wind and the moon are boundless!
(This fragment of the poem was modified from "The Great Le Fu of Yin and Yang in Heaven and Earth")
…
As soon as this poem came out, the audience could hardly believe their ears.
Especially the woman present, her ears flushed instantly, and her whole body was hot.
Shen Lang, you are such a scumbag.
The poems I made were so obscene.
After Xu Qianqian and Zhang Jin listened, they almost exploded.
Dog thief, I will kill you, kill you!
What is this poem about
It was said that Xu Qianqian had menstruation, and she was still messing around with Shen Lang.
Didn't you just find a lowly whore to pour dirty water on my head? Slandering me will not even let her Tiankui go.
Now, I won't even let your Xu Qianqian's sunflower go.
That's right, a super rhubarb poem.
After finishing the poem, Shen Lang said: "Why is there no applause? Could it be that my poem is not good?"
Then, Shen Lang looked at Xu Qianqian with fiery eyes and said, "Qianqian, even though we have separated, I still want to give you this poem."
"Not only can I write poems for you, I can also sing songs for you."
Then, Shen Lang sang with a vicissitudes and charming voice.
"Qianqian..."
"You are my old man.
"A woman like a rose."
"Use those little red lips of yours."
"Let me ecstasy endlessly in the middle of the night!"
"Come, come, come..."
"boom!"
A wine glass shattered violently on the ground.
Shen Dao Lang from another world sang sadly, vicissitudes and charm, and many women present were really fascinated by it, but it was suddenly interrupted by this smashed wine glass.
Xu Qianqian bit her lip to bleed, looking at Shen Lang with eyes full of deep-seated hatred, wishing to have his skin cramped and his bones crushed.
Shen Lang stopped singing, and said softly: "Qianqian, your upper lip is also bleeding."
Once Lord Lang enters the hooligan state, he really can't stop showing off.
"Why, am I not good at singing?"
"Otherwise, I'll change another one?"
The audience was silent, and no one dared to respond.
Everyone looked at Shen Lang with complicated eyes.
It's so enjoyable, I've never seen such an exciting scene before.
But, it's really scary.
Especially the women present were horrified.
This Shen Lang's lethality is simply overwhelming.
With one person alive, he crushed the audience.
He is really like a big devil, he just rubs all the enemies present on the ground, making people tremble.
He interpreted that classic sentence with truth.
I'm not targeting someone, I'm targeting all of you, everyone here is rubbish, all war scum.
…
Shen Lang complained to Mulan: "Lady, it seems that no one likes my poems, let alone my singing, why don't we go home!"
"Husband, I like your singing." Mulan said, "Okay, let's go home."
Shen Lang looked at Zhang Jin and said: "If you have any trump card, use it quickly, otherwise I will go home."
go home? !
How could it be possible to let you go home, we still haven't made the final fatal blow yet.
The previous two moves are just foreshadowing.
The next move is fatal!
It is for your life, Shen Lang!
True immortality!
At this time, a person raised his wine glass and said lightly: "Shen Lang, you can't leave."
Shen Lang looked towards the speaker. This person was the pride of Xuanwu City, Li Wenzheng, a second-class Jinshi.
The silver-clothed inspector who took office as a new official.
An official position that makes the county guards all over the world fear.
Although the grade is not high, it represents the will of the monarch and has the power to directly report to the monarch.
It's really an official position that makes people feel frightened.
But now, his butcher's knife was pointed at Shen Lang.
Li Wenzheng turned to Tang Yun who was beside him and said: "Brother Tang, what is the most ridiculous thing about a person? A person who is about to die without knowing it is like a clown jumping up and down, just like Shen Lang in front of him!"
"Shen Lang, your rebellion has happened!"
Then, Li Wenzheng said indifferently: "Come here, take Shen Lang down for me, put him in shackles, and take him into Beijing!"
Shen Lang was overjoyed, he let out a long breath, and the last moment came.
The mine he planted was finally detonated by someone.
Next, many people should die!
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Note: It's another 4,000-word chapter, brothers, don't stop recommending tickets! It will be put on the shelves after twelve o'clock, and 10,000 words will be updated first.
Thank you for the reward of 20,000 coins, and I will have a feeling of being on the shelf in a while.