"Hi, how are you, Dorothy?" After the door opened, Angela greeted the driver with a smile, a girl of about twenty-five or six years old, with curly hair in a ponytail and chewing gum in her mouth.
"Okay, little guy, come up quickly, if you don't want to be late." The female driver turned her head, although her mouth was rude, but her eyes were full of smiles.
The little girl shrugged, stepped onto the school bus, smiled into the car, and put her hands on her hips: "How are you all?"
"Hey, Angela!" A series of answers sounded neatly in the carriage, accompanied by giggles, and it was obvious that she was very popular, oh, it should be very popular with girls, because there are not many people sitting Most of the boys looked at her with a hostile and contradictory look.
"Tell us a joke, Angela," cried a little girl with bangs sitting in the front row.
"Yes, we want to listen." A group of little girls followed suit.
"Well, today's joke is..." Angela tilted her head for a while, and then grinned: "In a certain exam, after the teacher handed out the exam paper, but Mike couldn't do a single question, he wrote it on the back of the exam paper. Dao: Only God knows how to do it, I don't know. When the test paper came out, Mike looked at it and it said: God 100 points, you 0 points!"
The girl in the car burst into laughter, and even the boys who had been curling their lips couldn't help curling the corners of their mouths.
"Children, sit in your seats, I don't want anyone to get hurt!" Dorothy's voice came from the front of the car.
"Okay, I see." Angela put down her schoolbag and sat down beside a little girl with curly long hair.
"Poor Mike, he's about to be laughed at at school again." The girl beside her stuck her tongue out at her, and the obvious mixed-race face made her look cute and pretty.
"Oh, Jessica, then you can't blame me. The joke book has this name on it, and I just read it out." Angela shrugged. She didn't care so much. Who cared for a girl when she was born
"But you hit and hurt a boy's heart, don't you feel a little guilty?" Jessica obviously didn't intend to let her go.
"Well, if he becomes a robber or a murderer after more than ten years, I will definitely apologize to him. But before that, I have to teach someone a lesson, so that she will not always be against me." Angela said, she was going to pinch the little girl's face when she made a vicious appearance.
Jessica giggled and dodged her attack. The two little girls started fighting in the school bus, followed by the girls around them, and then more girls joined in, leaving only a few boys at the back. Staring at each other listlessly, they were completely isolated—one of the reasons the boys didn't want to ride the school bus.
Miss Dorothy Baker glanced at the rearview mirror helplessly, and still drove her car intently. Although the school had regulations not allowing you to make trouble in the school bus, for Angela, don't think about where she is. Cleaned up, but she is very mature and knows how to measure, and knows when it is time to end, so after the initial interference a few times, Dorothy can only let it go.
The school bus quickly arrived at its destination. Before that, Angela maintained the order in advance as usual. Of course, as usual, the boys rushed to get out of the bus.
"Look, you always do this, why do you always ignore boys?" Jessica and her said as they walked.
"Is there? No?" Angela looked around deliberately and said.
"Why not, any boy who tries to talk to you and show you his favor, you are polite but rejecting others." Jessica didn't give her a chance to change the subject at all.
"But why should I ignore them?" Angela asked rhetorically.
"Everyone likes you, you can't make those who like you sad." Jessica blinked and said seriously.
"Okay, Jesse, I know everyone likes me, but I also have the freedom to like others. Besides, I didn't ignore them, I just kept my distance from them. Is this also wrong?" Sophistry, Jessica, who is only 10 years old, is not Angela's opponent.
"But..." Jessica frowned, she felt something was wrong, but she couldn't say exactly where it was.
"Okay, for class, I have to go to the classroom, and I'll come back to you after class." Angela patted her little shoulder and walked to the other side. She was one year older than Jessica, so she was in the sixth grade classroom. Attend class.
"Okay, I'll wait for you, I have something to tell you." Jessica's voice came from behind, and Angela waved her hand back and quickly ran to the classroom.
To be honest, she is also very helpless. After being reborn as a girl, she seems to have a kind of magic power, and everyone likes her - of course, this is also related to her honed good education and cute appearance - but the problem is, from otaku Now that she has become a girl, how could she be with those little Zhengtai? If she was a girl in her previous life, or if she was a boy after rebirth, this would not happen, but God just made such a joke with her .
There is a word of God in this world, and he is definitely a pervert. Angela thought angrily, to be honest, she still feels like she is in a dream today, and she can't tell whether she is in a dream now or whether she has lived in a dream for the past 30 years. She clearly remembered that after graduating from high school in 2002, she began to live as an otaku. Oh, he was still him at that time, and he also had a very bold name called Zhang Dongliang. His parents probably hoped that he could become a national Of course, if they could have foreseen the future, they would have thrown him down the toilet immediately after giving birth!
You must know that in 2002, the word otaku had not yet entered China! People who started to live at that time can imagine how wasteful they are! At that time, he was a dead wood. He knew about movies, animations, novels, games, etc. all day long. Do not leave home.
However, on the day he just turned 30, he wanted to celebrate his 8 years of "retreat", so he went out for a whole day and went to bed early at night. When he woke up, he found that he had come to the United States in 1980. He became a newborn baby, and what was even more comatose was that he was actually a baby girl!
Every time he thinks of this, Angela can't help gnashing his teeth and wanting to hit someone. He must know that after 8 years in the house, his already rotten social skills are in a mess, especially when he gets along with women, he is still holding hands. At this point, let alone having a girlfriend, usually the solution to the problem is to rely on DIY by watching the AV, and now there is no tool for DIY, which is really a cruel blow, isn't it
However, one of the advantages of being an otaku is that when everything becomes irreversible, he will become a bachelor, so Zhang Dongliang just let him be reborn as Angela Christine Mason.
"To be honest, Jesse, if I were a man, I would definitely marry you as my wife!" Beside the swing, Angela vowed to tell Jessica her heart, but Jessica obviously didn't let her confession. on the heart.
"If I were a man, I wouldn't marry you." Jessica shrugged.
"why?"
"Because you are also a man and I am also a man, so why should I marry you?"
This joke is really cold enough, Angela looked at Jessica giggling with black lines, and decided to change the subject: "Okay, what do you want to say to me?"
This trick really worked, and Jessica immediately became excited: "Remember that?"
"What? Let me think about it..." Angela tilted her head, put her index finger on her face, and made a cute thought action, "Did your mother promise to buy you that limited edition Barbie doll?"
"no!"
"So, is Miss Green giving you an A+ for your homework?"
"no!"
"Oh, that should be the school's celebration drama performed by you?"
"Ann! Ji! Pull!"
Seeing Jessica's eyes widen, Angela smiled and gave her a hug: "Okay, congratulations! One step closer to your dream!"
Jessica hugged Angela with the same enthusiasm, cheering: "My dad agreed with me to take an acting class, it's great." However, if she knew what Angela was thinking at this time, she didn't know how she would feel.
Hehe, if those netizens in my previous life knew that I was eating tofu from Sister Alba, who was still Lolita, they would definitely be jealous! Angela laughed in her stomach, completely forgetting that she was also a loli now. As for Sister Alba... the future invisible girl from the Fantastic Four, the hot sexy stunner Jessica Alba!
Speaking of being good friends with Jessica, it was a complete accident. Angela came to the public elementary school just to avoid her mother's "inhuman" etiquette training, but she didn't expect to meet Jessica Alba.
Jessica only transferred in the third grade. At that time, she was just cute and not pretty, and when she first came to St. John's Elementary School, she was very lonely, which made Angela feel sympathetic, plus She herself has an aura of affinity. After a few words, the two became friends. Later, she learned that Jessica had blood from five countries, which made Angela feel close. You must know that her current father, Jared, owns half of it. Jewish, one quarter Swedish and one quarter Chinese, while her mother, Erin, is half English, one quarter French and one quarter Greek, so she There is one more country than Jessica, and the relationship between the two has become more and more intimate.
Later, as she got to know Jessica, she finally remembered who this little girl was—you must know that for an otaku, the ability to collect information can be considered top-notch. When did Sister Alba debut, what did she experience? Frustration and family situation are estimated to be clearer than she herself, so under the unhealthy thinking of some people, the two almost became sticky jelly beans. As long as one person is present, the other must also be present.