"I didn't expect that I would have a hard time returning home?!"
Ouyang Jun leaned on the corner of an intersection, leaning on the wall, and poking out half of his head to look out. Across the street, several matchmakers asked his landlord and asked repeatedly.
The inquiries lasted for half an hour, and the matchmakers just didn't leave!
It's dark, what should I do
Ouyang Jun retracted his head, his heart bumped.
Wait..., this word can't be used.
It should be said that the heart is dead.
"Ouyang, why are you standing?" A van drove up at the intersection, the window was lowered, and Zhou Qingfeng probed out. He looked at it strangely, frowning and asked inexplicably: "Why do you seem to be caught and raped?"
Bah... .., Ouyang Jun said angrily: "Don't mess with people's innocence, when have I been caught and raped?"
"Isn't caught?" Zhou Qingfeng shouted immediately, "Ouyang Jun is here, who is looking for him?"
Ouyang Jun was frightened, his pants almost drenched. He put his fingers up and hissed at Zhou Qingfeng, but he heard a sound of footsteps approaching quickly. He couldn't take care of it anymore, and quickly grabbed the window and got into the van and slumped under the seat.
Three or four aunt-level matchmakers ran past the car rumblingly, looking around and shouting.
"Ouyang, this is your Aunt Zhang."
"Ouyang, I am Grandma Liu introduced by your uncle."
"Ouyang, I am Pingping's mother, do you remember Pingping? Elementary school with your classmates!"
Zhou Qingfeng was happily in the driver's seat, and wanted to shout something along with it. Ouyang Jun hid under the car seat and bowed his hands together, looking painful.
The aunt matchmakers ran all the way to the other side of the street.
Ouyang Jun poked his head out of the car window, took a horrified glance, and let out a sigh of relief.
"Ouyang, you are here."
One sentence scared Ouyang Jun half to death, and the landlord did not know when he appeared. He probably saw Zhou Qingfeng, looked into the car through the window, and he found the target and laughed happily.
Ouyang Jun's heart jumped out of his throat, only to see that it was the landlord that it fell. He sat down panting heavily, wiped the sweat from his forehead, waved his hand and said, "Don't make trouble, I've been miserable enough."
Zhou Qingfeng came to Ouyang Jun to discuss the follow-up "Super Kill" comics. When he encountered this funny thing, he couldn't help asking the landlord, "What happened?"
The landlord laughed, "Hey..., Ouyang is attracted by several girls. The matchmaker can find him eight times a day. He was so happy for someone else, but this kid hides and hides, embarrassed. It's not like a man."
"I can't stand this." Ouyang Jun shook his head and said: "My soul is a free bird, so I don't want to be bound by the cage of marriage."
"Speaking of people." Zhou Qingfeng curled his lips.
Ouyang Jun whispered, "I think it's not easy for a person to live a lifetime, and I can't give up the future for the present. It would be great if I could just fall in love and not get married."
Cut..., Zhou Qingfeng sneered, "To put it bluntly, it's a scumbag. The girl is greedy and doesn't want to be responsible. If you have the courage to do it, you have to admit it."
"I didn't do it." Ouyang Jun argued again, trying to prove his innocence.
"He did it, he did it." The landlord sneered at the side. "Didn't he have been arrested for peeping at the girl's house opposite. The girl took the initiative to invite him to watch a movie a few days ago. Not only did Ouyang go, he followed The girl went home.
In the middle of the night, I heard the girl's crying and screaming, and it was noisy all night. It is still unclear what is going on. Ouyang, I just wanted to ask you. What did you do that night? "
Which pot is really not open and which pot.
Ouyang Jun was so sad that he almost cried. Zhou Qingfeng also turned to look at him, and asked: "I remember that girl is also average. Did you really start?"
Ouyang Jun's head drooped, "A man with a sturdy blood, lonely and sleepless, there will always be a few days of restlessness every month. That night, it was the moon's fault."
"So you start?"
"Plus, I drank some wine and I was not clear-headed."
"I'll just ask you if you start?"
"I made a mistake that every man would make."
Hey... Uncle Zhou has already slanted his eyes to look at people. The landlord didn't know how to hear it. He smashed his lips and said, "You cultural people are quite good at talking. Anything that you put up sounds very artistic."
Ouyang Jun broke out angrily: "When I woke up, I found myself lying in a strange room, a strange bed. Next to the bed were two men staring at him."
the man
Zhou Qingfeng grinned in surprise, and the landlord stared straight.
"It's the girl's father and her brother. They insisted that I went into the house and raped and wanted to take me to the police station. The conscience of heaven and earth, I was completely confused when I drank too much, and I didn't have the ability to commit a crime!"
Ouyang Jun cried with his nose and tears, and howled. Zhou Qingfeng patted his shoulder sympathetically, "This is probably a'fairy jump'. But such a low-level method can actually succeed..."
Ouyang Jun has a grudge on his face. Zhou Qingfeng couldn't bear to laugh, so he could only ask: "Then how did you get out?"
The landlord pricked up gossip ears.
"They want me to marry that girl."
"Otherwise?"
"I was forced to write down the guarantee letter and pressed my handprint. Otherwise, they would send me to the police station again."
"It's a bit..." Zhou Qingfeng forced a smile and patted Ouyang Jun on the shoulder again, "rest assured, it's nothing serious. The kind of guarantee has no legal effect, what are you afraid of? Even if it shakes off Coming out is nothing more than a bad reputation."
The landlord nodded in agreement: "That's what I said. Ouyang, do you still care about this?"
Ouyang Jun was angry, "Don't insult my innocence out of thin air, I really didn't do anything at the time."
"I know, I know. You are the most innocent." Zhou Qingfeng came up with an idea, "But who let you provoke others before. That family should just think you are developed and want to get married. But this way It will only backfire.
Ask the landlord to ask, how much money can this matter be settled? Be tough. You made a mistake and got punished. It's not about murder and arson. Let's stop here. "
Ouyang Jun sighed, as if he had little confidence in this. The landlord nodded again and again, "Yes, Ouyang. This thing can't be dragged on like this. You just occasionally short-circuit your brain, and people are not bad. I will help you to make peace."
Speaking of this, the landlord stopped Zhou Qingfeng, "Zhou, I heard that your'Holy Light' is going to sell a machinery factory in the market with a hundred million yuan?"
"There is this intention." Zhou Qingfeng nodded, "But from the current point of view, one hundred million is not enough. I really underestimated the assets of Tianyang Machinery Factory. However, one hundred million may be able to sell a branch. enough."
Zhou Qingfeng didn't talk much about the acquisition. He chatted with Ouyang Jun about comic creation, and then asked: "Can you drive?"
"Yes."
"Really?"
"I wanted to chase a female student a few years ago. I deliberately learned how to drive and want to be smart. As a result, people didn't chase, but got the driver's license." Ouyang Jun sighed as if he was talking about something of his own. Embarrassment.
Zhou Qingfeng was overjoyed. He honked his horn and said twice, "The company is short of drivers. This car will be driven for you. In the future, you will have a lot of work to help take the company colleagues to and from get off work."
Ouyang Jun was inexplicable, never expected that Zhou Qingfeng would drive a van to let himself be the driver. It's just that Uncle Zhou handed over the keys and asked him to drive around and take himself home, even if he was over.
After learning to drive for many years, Ouyang Jun felt strange when he touched the steering wheel again. But after driving a few kilometers, the reaction in my mind finally came back. He drove a long distance in the city happily, and then returned to the downstairs of his rented house.
Just got out of the car, half foot on the ground.
A scream...
"Oh, Ouyang, have you bought a car?"
"This car looks great. Good boy, it's great, it's great."
"I'm your Aunt Zhang, don't you recognize it?"
"I'm Aunt Ma, I even hugged you when I was young."
"Brother Ouyang, I am Pingping."
Ouyang Jun's goose bumps all came out. Before he could escape, he was overwhelmed by a group of aunts in the blink of an eye.
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