At Christmas at the end of 1993, people all over the United States had a wonderful time. I spent a warm night with my family on Christmas Eve. I turned on the newspaper and TV the next day, and I was severely shocked.
When the word'blasting' was heard at first, everyone thought that the headquarters of the "New York Times" had been bombed. But then I learned that it was shit that was bombed.
"Is this true? Is this true? It must not be true."
"God, someone exploded the New York Times toilet."
"It's hard to imagine how brutal this is. It is said that there were many people on duty in the headquarters building of The Times, and they were all panicked at the time."
"I used to envy a colleague who went to the "New York Times", but now I don’t envy him at all. He called me before to describe his'painful' life in New York, and now I have to call to'comfort' him. ."
Human sorrows and joys are not interlinked. Some people are unlucky and others laugh. In the families of news dissemination, the bad luck of the "Times" immediately became a hot topic.
The media seem to be describing a magical feast made from excrement. Readers and audiences are both disgusted and dumbfounded.
"The New York Times" did its best to do emergency research, but it couldn't stand the peers to watch jokes one by one. This is a rare comedic disaster, and it's not me who is unlucky anyway.
Newspapers, radio stations, television stations, and almost all media are teasingly describing the tragedy that happened in Times Square. The style is exaggerated and the words are erratic.
In the face of the "care" of colleagues flying in the sky, the "Times" board of directors can't wait for a staff member to be killed when the incident occurs, even if it is injured. This will increase the sadness of the victims.
But the worst is the editor-in-chief of Bratton in the "Times" news edition. He suffered severe psychological trauma and has repeatedly stated that he would commit suicide by jumping off the building, but he refused to go up to the rooftop alone.
After preliminary investigations by the New York police, it was determined that this was a criminal act of a bad nature. The director held a press conference and personally briefed the media on the situation.
"Considering the seriousness of the situation, the city bureau has mobilized hundreds of police officers to clean up the scene. We easily found the explosive device used by the criminal and determined the means of committing the crime, which will be very helpful for the subsequent investigation. "
The press conference was held at the police headquarters in Lower Manhattan, and a lot of media sent people to attend. The word'easy' caused laughter in the venue, and everyone knew how easy it was.
Several police officers involved in the scene cleaning have been interviewed by the media, describing the'colorful and gorgeous' and'enlightened scenery' at the scene of the crime. It was really a scene for dinner.
Whether it's interviews, interviews, or watching interviews, everyone's mood is very... Curious!
A reporter raised his hand and asked: "Your Excellency, how much does the police know about the suspect? Is he likely to commit another crime? What is his purpose?"
The director sat on the stage and pursed his lips. "After the bombing of the "New York Times" last night, we quickly adjusted all the surveillance videos in the building, but there is no progress yet.
According to the analysis of psychologists, the suspect is likely to have a strong retaliatory psychology towards the society, and he has mastered superb explosive skills, it is very likely that he will commit another crime.
In fact, we received an anonymous postal package today. Someone expressed responsibility for the bombing of The Times and will continue to commit the crime tomorrow night. "
Wow...
The reporters suddenly made a noise of surprise. This criminal is too rampant, completely ignoring the face of the New York police, blatantly not saying, and still committing crimes continuously
"What do the criminals want to do?" a reporter asked.
The Secretary sighed slightly, "We are not sure if the person sending the parcel was the criminal last night. We don't want to cause too much social panic."
But reporters don't care about panic, what they want is news that is shocking enough. Someone shouted: "I am a reporter. The public has the right to know, and the police should disclose information that can be made public."
Other reporters also called Chacha. They came to the reception to write a manuscript, and a plain manuscript could not get the money. The media is born like a fly, and has the property of odor-dissipating.
The chief of the New York Police Department seemed embarrassed, but in the end he succumbed to the pressure. He clicked on the reporter and said, "The person who sent the parcel wrote us a letter of provocation, and he mentioned it."
Oh... ...
The reporters pricked their ears.
The director continued: "He stated that the target of the blasting is the headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. Because the reports are all FAKE NEWS. In order to make the United States great again, the media that lied must be severely punished."
what
It's amazing!
Sure enough, it was shocking news.
But why is this news unlucky
The reporter who asked the question was stunned on the spot. The colleague next to him immediately turned the camera and slapped him in a daze. Even the director on the stage showed a pitiful expression of sigh and shook his head to express his comfort.
The Secretary grabbed a plastic bag with a sealed letter in it. This gadget is made up of cut newspaper letters, and the reports scolded in extra-large fonts are actually frauds, lies and misunderstandings, and are the source of social unrest.
In addition to the letters of the stitching letters, there is also a red hat. There was the word'MAGA' on it. The reporters thought for a long time before realizing that this was the abbreviation for'Great Again'.
Oh my god!
Do criminals of this year have such noble sentiments
Is it okay to ransom you when you are full? Why is it great again? I haven't seen this story in the past, it must be a joke.
After showing the evidence, the Secretary turned to comfort reporters at the scene, "Don't worry, we have notified the Atlanta police and headquarters. They said that they must strengthen their guard and will never let the shit bombers succeed again.
The high-level officials also said that they will immediately investigate the headquarters building to eliminate all hidden dangers. They will strictly control the entry and exit of all personnel and will never allow the disaster to repeat itself.
I personally think that this is nothing more than a bluff of criminals. He was able to successfully commit the crime at the headquarters of The Times. This was completely because we did not pay attention. But now the police are ready, and he has no chance to commit a crime. "
That's how it is said, but it is not your shit that is blowing up, so of course you are not worried.
"The New York Times" has now been laughed to death by the entire United States, and it is the main force among them. The whole day's reports were all about the misfortunes of their peers, and they pressed their opponents into the pit.
Now that Feng Shui turns, the damn criminal didn't hide, and he still wants to continue to make trouble. You can imagine what a carnival the media across the United States will be.
The press conference was very successful, and the people who came to attend were very rewarding. They quickly wrote the manuscript to spread the news, rushing to publish it at the first moment.
The people of the United States are still immersed in the tragicomedy of the "New York Times", and in the next second they are enveloped by greater "sadness"-this scumbag hasn't played enough, and he wants to blow his toilet
When the seeds are ready, everyone is waiting to see them.