It is really famous because of its real-time coverage of the Gulf War, because at that time only its war correspondents provided TV pictures of the beginning of the war for a few hours. The viewership of more than one billion people has caused its ratings to explode.
But I would never have thought that one day it would be distressed by the high ratings.
News International’s evening talk show is open to the whole world. When the hostess and the three invited guests yelled in the studio, the audience was surprised at most. The camera lens could not see the ground.
But when the water from the sewage pipe was artificially poured into the fire pipe and sprinkled from the fire sprinkler, audiences all over the world knew what they saw—the hostess and the guests had been highlighting related topics for a long time.
Everyone understands in seconds!
"Oh, **! What did I see?"
"Unbelievable, I was watching the live broadcast."
"What is spraying down? Isn't it what I imagined?"
"It's terrible. The bomber actually came. He did what he said and it turned out to be true."
"My American dream is shattered, it really shattered. In the future, how can I look directly at the Americans and the country that is drenched in shit."
"Damn it, I'm having dinner. Ugh... I don't want to watch it in my life, it hurts too much and suddenly."
There are hundreds of millions of families all over the world, and the emotions of countless viewers are very complicated. Excitement, consternation, sluggishness, sadness, and more nausea.
When many things didn't happen, people didn't even dare to think about it. But after it really happened, everyone found out-hey... it turned out that things could be so bad.
The hostess and guests were originally trapped in the studio, standing on the seats and tables. But as soon as the fire sprinklers were turned on, they made sharp screams, jumped off the tables and chairs, and fled out quickly regardless of the dirt on the ground.
The picture finally stopped, but there is more than one US media.
So everyone has tuned in one after another, hoping to see further reports from other TV stations-disgusting to disgusting, but the people have the right to know. It is also a pleasure to watch a noble person who is sitting in distress making a fool of himself.
The capitalist society really lived up to expectations.
Before long, the American Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) paid a big price to grab the headline exclusive news-live reports from outside the headquarters, first-hand news provided by independent journalists.
Thanks to the phone call in advance, the camera perfectly captured the prelude to the ascent of the pipe manhole cover and the scene of the septic tank erupting like a volcano.
The only difference is that the volcano emits hot lava, and the septic tank emits black shit!
Oh... ... **!
The street lights outside the building are a bit too good, and the'Flower Rain' flying in the sky seems to be rushing into the sky under the light. Although it is not gorgeous enough, it falls down like a meteor.
Ugh... This is too curious, it is too curious!
Even the most heavy-tasting people can’t stand it. The sticky “Flower Rain” crackled all over the ground. Even the tried-and-tested FBI agents were running for their lives, only hating their parents for having two legs. .
But no matter how much he escaped, he couldn't escape the damage range of Huayu. The old agent was hit in the neck by the dense sticky substance before he ran ten meters away. He stretched out his hand and suddenly yelled in disgust.
Shit! This is really **!
It's okay if you don't shake it, it's all over your face, even on your mouth.
The old agent just ate a super'Big Mac' beef burger accompanied by the smell. At this moment, he held his knees with both hands, and all the'vomiting' was returning to the earth as fertilizer.
The rookie agent did not eat, but ran away quickly. But he was still hit by a series of'Flower Rain', and soon his head, neck, and back were all covered, and he was even knocked to the ground by a large ball.
Although it is not very hurtful, it is enough to make you nervous and scream like crazy-my God, has God abandoned the poor lamb? Why should such punishment be lowered
The ABC host wanted to comment on the scene of the incident outside the headquarters, but he saw the screen but didn't have a word. Commenting on current affairs on weekdays, all the routines in the world are useless.
Because this time the unlucky person is not others, but the United States itself. The host was a little gloating at first, but he soon became concerned. No one can stand such a miserable situation!
The studio was quiet, and the host was full of words, but there was nothing to say. He also wanted to scream like ordinary people, but he couldn't.
The face of America, it has been discredited. How can you preach to the whole world in a serious manner in the future? This is too difficult.
The public execution was so embarrassing that even ABC was reluctant to continue broadcasting, and found that something was wrong and immediately cut off the live broadcast that had been bought for a lot of money.
But ABC does not broadcast it, and some TV stations are willing to broadcast it. Big TV stations do not broadcast, but countless small TV stations are willing to broadcast. The US media does not broadcast, and there are a lot of more "free" media in the world that are willing to spend money to broadcast rights.
There was satellite broadcasting in the 1990s, and the speed of information circulation was beyond people's imagination. There are so many viewers who want to watch the excitement, and various media are busy speculating on hot spots every day.
Now the super hot spot is here.
At the scene of the building, Jitt, who was walking the "dog shit luck", was holding the microphone and describing what he saw to the camera. Even if he himself was filthy all over his face, he didn't care about it.
"The incident came too suddenly. Although everyone received the alarm, no one expected it to happen unreservedly. The situation on the scene is hard to describe, and you can see me. This is truly the saddest day of my life.
We are at the center of the explosion and the smell at the scene is really bad. There were splashes of goo everywhere, I couldn't breathe, and many people vomited. It's like the end of the day, it's really tragic.
So far, all the septic tanks outside the headquarters building have exploded. According to the FBI agent's guess, the criminals should have thrown explosives into the septic tank that had accumulated for more than half a year.
Unless we empty the septic tank, we will not be able to find those explosives detonated by the timing device. Some of the explosives were also pumped out by the fecal suction truck. As you can see, even the suction truck exploded.
I know, this is really unfortunate news. so unlucky! I am also very sad, but luckily in the misfortune is that I have not seen any casualties for the time being.
Since the rainwater manhole cover blasted and flew around first, most people had a few minutes to flee beforehand. So although the explosion is very powerful, the damage caused is very limited.
I must leave now to do some cleaning, otherwise I cannot work. Please don't leave, we will enter the headquarters to report for you soon. So far, the situation in the building is even worse. "
Kit ended a live news broadcast with a'sorrowful face'. When the cameraman signaled that the filming was over, he immediately jumped up and shouted: "This damn shit guy, I love him to death.
This time it really made a fortune. Not only did I make a fortune, but I also became famous. Now audiences all over the world know me, and my value is skyrocketing. My persistence finally paid off. Wow ha ha ha... .. I love this wonderful world! "
Regardless of the smell of his body, Jitt grabbed the cameraman and hugged each other. A few seconds later, he hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, let's get some pictures in the headquarters. Now audiences all over the world want to watch them.
I can't wait to take pictures of those ugly news elites. I want the whole world to see what the bright and beautiful gold-medal host looks like at this moment. Thinking of this makes me excited. "