"6666"
"The city is fun"
"Are you serious, host?"
“I feel so lost after coming back from Africa”
"Please don't commit suicide"
"This is Daxinganling, do you think it's your backyard?"
"Are you planning to play survival with Boss Ping, or do you want Boss Ping to play survival with you?"
"Do you think you are Lord De?"
"I am an illegal user and I gave the anchor rocket x8..."
"I'm an illegal resident: Be safe, come on!"
"I am an illegal resident: Oh, by the way, remember to take good care of the anchor!"
"Little Lily gave the anchor a yacht x6..."
"Little Lily: 55, I feel sorry for Pingping"
Looking at the mixed comments flashing across the screen, Gu Laosan chuckled and said, "Don't worry, everyone! I've calculated the distance. It's just passing through the edge of the Greater Khingan Range branch. It's not very dangerous."
This was the truth. Gu Lang really thought that he was just wandering around and nothing would go wrong.
At this time, Wang Ping was too lazy to listen to someone's bragging. He was already so hungry that he was dizzy. After climbing a hillside, the badger thought that if there was food, he could eat a cow.
The sun has risen, but the fog in the forest is slow to dissipate. Because of the shade of the trees, it is estimated that it will not be completely dissipated until 10 noon. During this time, the temperature rise and the water vapor evaporating from the ground make the forest particularly humid and stuffy.
A badger kicked the fallen leaves on the ground in annoyance.
Daxinganling is a typical cold-temperate coniferous forest area. The fallen leaves in the forest are either short needles densely grown on a small branch, or long needles tied together at the end in a horsetail shape.
Needles, needles, needles everywhere. After walking for a while, Wang Ping felt that the gaps between his feet were full of needles.
The most annoying thing is that coniferous forests are mainly composed of pine trees. Many pine species secrete a lot of oily resin. This causes the fallen leaves in the forest to not only prick your feet, but also feel sticky.
The early bird catches the worm.
Wang Ping initially thought that this sentence was a metaphor to teach people to be diligent, but later he discovered that this sentence was not only a metaphor, but also very realistic.
At this time, in the forest, there were various bird calls. Especially the sound of woodpeckers pecking at the bark, "dong dong dong", which could be heard far away in the forest. It made people... and badgers feel irritated.
How about catching a bird to eat
Wang Ping was considering the feasibility of the actual operation and the acceptability of eating the bird raw.
It's a pity that you can't make a fire. Even if Gu Lang, a rookie, doesn't understand, Wang Ping knows. Or in other words, most Chinese people understand that making a fire in the wild in the forest of Greater Khingan Range is not a way to die, but to seek death.
“Bang!”
A small piece of pine cone shell covered with resin fell from a high place and landed right on top of Wang Ping's head, sticking directly to it.
"Fuck, what is that!"
Wang Ping shook his head but failed to get it off. He raised his hand and reached for it for a long time, and finally, with his neck shrunk, he finally managed to grab the fruit shell off.
Looking at the few white hairs still stuck on it, you can tell without even looking that the top of its head must be covered with rosin.
"It's so damn unlucky that this has to happen to me!"
Wang Ping shook his head, threw the fruit shell away with his paw, and looked back at Gu Lang behind him.
Climbing this typical dirt mountain is different from climbing the steep peaks of Mount Tai and Mount Hua. The mountain doesn't seem to be high, and the slope is not steep. But once you climb it, you will find that this kind of dirt mountain is the most annoying to climb.
There was always soft fallen leaves under my feet, and I couldn't feel my feet on the ground. If I couldn't stand steadily, I would fall forward. So I had to grab the trees and grass around me to keep my balance.
The most important thing is that once you enter the woods, you will never see the end, no matter what is in front of you or behind you. No matter how long you climb, even if you reach the top of the mountain, with the woods blocking your view, you still can't see where the road ahead is or where the end is.
Even in the forest, you can't see the soil layer on the ground. There are all kinds of shrubs, wild flowers, and grass everywhere. There are also various mushrooms and ferns growing under the shade of the trees. The most common is the pen tube grass, which sticks out from under the rotten leaves. Not only will it prick your hands, but it is also very fragile. If you climb up the slope while holding the pen tube grass, you may break the grass stem and fall with rotten leaves all over your face.
At this time, Gu Laosan no longer had the nature of bragging to the netizens in the live broadcast room. After climbing for a while, sweat began to flow on his face.
You have to finish the road you choose even if you have to crawl on your knees.
Someone gritted his teeth, leaning on a walking stick with one hand and holding a small tree or weed on the slope with the other, walking with one foot deep and one foot shallow. Sometimes the plant he was holding, such as the pen holder grass, broke and he would fall over. He looked a little dirty. The tablet was now in a protective cover with Velcro and stuck to his chest, with only the camera exposed.
So the netizens in the live broadcast room could only hear someone's panting through the constantly shaking camera, and watch the badger in front of Gu Lang, who was losing his temper, kicking leaves, and kicking stones in the woods from time to time.
As a result, more people came to watch the live broadcast. In the early morning, the popularity of the video reached 100,000 and squeezed into the homepage of the outdoor category.
"At this speed, it's a bit risky to walk 20 kilometers over the mountain before noon..."
This was the nth time he stopped and waited for someone to catch up. Wang Ping secretly shook his head, despising Gu Lang's 1.2-meter long legs, which were actually not as fast as his own 20-centimeter short legs.
When he turned around and was about to continue walking, "pop", another piece of fruit shell with resin fell on the scalp of a badger.
Wang Ping: … Damn, is this tree starting to lose its hair in middle age
It was not enough to just drop a piece of fruit peel. As soon as the badger raised his head, he saw a shadow approaching rapidly from above his head, which kept getting bigger in front of his eyes.
"Bang!"
Gu Lang looked at a badger that was suddenly knocked to the ground by a pine cone that fell from a tree not far in front of him. He was stunned for two seconds and subconsciously moved a few steps away from the tree.
In the live broadcast room, the atmosphere froze for a few seconds, and the barrage of comments exploded instantly.
“…”
“I hope he won’t be crushed to death.”
"That shouldn't be the case. The flat-headed brother is so tough."
“Why do I want to laugh?”
"Sorry, I'm going to go out and laugh for a while."
"Poor Boss Ping"
"My head was flat to begin with, and this hit..."
Maybe he was lacking oxygen from climbing the mountain, or maybe he was a little hypoglycemic due to hunger. Gu Laosan watched the excitement for a long time before he remembered to go over and check on Wang Ping.
"Boss, are you okay?"
Just as I took two steps closer, I saw a badger lying on the ground with a pine cone on its face. It raised its two paws, grabbed the pine cone and moved to the side.
Gu Laosan breathed a sigh of relief, at least he wasn't crushed to death.
Wang Ping was a little confused at this time.
It wasn't entirely because of being hit, but mainly because I couldn't understand it. How unlucky does a person, no, a badger, have to be to be hit three times in a row by the same tree? And each time was more outrageous than the last
The badger stared blankly at the branch with the pine cones falling on it, and his eyes narrowed. A gray-haired squirrel was lying on a branch among the needles of a Masson pine, staring eagerly at the pine cone in Wang Ping's hand.
What the hell is this
Wang Ping turned the pine cone in his hand over and saw that the green shell, which was covered with pine resin, was covered with dense small tooth marks. Near the bottom, the outer hard shell had been bitten open, revealing the pine nuts inside.
More importantly, Wang Ping saw a row of fine tooth marks at the base of the pine cone where it connected to the branch.
"So, it wasn't the tree that was losing its hair just now, it was you, your grandson, who was hitting me?"
Perhaps because it saw that Wang Ping was not big and did not move, the gray-haired squirrel hesitated for a long time, and just when Gu Lang called Wang Ping to get out of the tree, it climbed down the trunk and slowly approached Wang Ping.
"Well…"
Gu Lang subconsciously stopped and pointed the tablet on his chest towards the gray-haired squirrel.
“Squeak…”
Wang Ping squinted his eyes and watched a careless squirrel running towards him, then tentatively touching the pine cone he was holding in his paw.
"What the hell? You really are so obsessed with eating! Not only do you smash it, but you also want to take the pine cone back?"
Under the camera of the live broadcast room, everyone saw that a badger, which had been motionless after being knocked down, suddenly stretched out its claws, grabbed a squirrel by the neck, and lifted it up.