Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 103: I promise, this is really the last one!

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Feeling the weight on his paw, the badger nodded with satisfaction, pulled his arm out of the tree hole holding a handful of pine nuts, and then saw a gray-haired squirrel that was held in his paw and was pulled out together.

Wang Ping: …  ̄3 ̄|||

At this time, the crazy rat had no idea of the impending danger and didn't even look at the badger. He held Wang Ping's claws tightly with his four limbs, and with a distressed look on his face, he picked out the pine nuts from the claws one by one and stuffed them into his mouth.

These are all my food reserves!

All mine!

"Tsk tsk! You're so brave! I kind of like you!"

Wang Ping turned around, leaned against the tree trunk, and sat down at the door of a certain mouse's home. Then he grabbed the little squirrel's neck with one paw like picking up a chicken, pulled it off his arm, and threw it behind him.

"squeak!"

The little squirrel flew out in a spin and landed on a pine branch, shaking the leaves and branches.

Wagging its tail, it swept away the fallen leaves and dust on the branches in front of it. The badger placed the handful of pine nuts in its paws on a flat surface in front of it, then picked up one and put it in its mouth.

“Ka!”

The badger's sharp teeth bit open the shell, and its small tongue hooked the pine nut kernel into its mouth, then with a "puff" sound, it spat the pine nut shell aside.

"Hmm, it tastes okay, quite fragrant. But the kernel is a little small..."

The little squirrel that was thrown out by a badger struggled out from a pile of palm-sized needles. Seeing the badger stuffing pine nuts into its mouth, it grabbed the branches and rushed over, screaming.

The tree under Wang Ping is called Masson Pine because its leaves are all bunches of needles growing together, shaped like a horse's tail. The pine cones of this Greater Khingan Range Masson Pine are much larger than ordinary pine cones. Not only are the pine nuts bigger than ordinary pine nuts, but there are also many pine nuts in one pine cone, so it has always been the favorite of squirrels. Often, guarding a tree is enough for them to survive the difficult winter.

But for a certain badger, the handful of bait he caught was not enough to fill his teeth.

Pine nuts, like peanuts, are oily nuts rich in fat and have good anti-hunger properties. Many people eat a few peanuts when they are hungry to eliminate the feeling of hunger. After eating a few pine nuts, Wang Ping's stomach, which had been clamoring with him all the way, calmed down and happily trotted to digest the food.

Of course, it was just that the feeling of hunger was gone. If Wang Ping wanted to eat his fill, he would have to eat up all the food stored by the rat and the rat itself.

Seeing that a few more pine nuts were gone, the little squirrel that had just crawled back rushed over with its claws and teeth bared, trying to snatch the pine nuts from Wang Ping. However, before its little claws could touch the pine nuts, it was grabbed by the neck by a badger and thrown out again.

“Squeak~~~”

This time Wang Ping used a little more force, and a gray object drew a parabola and flew out from the tree.

Gu Lang stood under the tree, looking up in the direction where the badger disappeared above his head, with anxiety on his face.

"Boss... are you up there? Come down quickly, we have to leave!"

Putting his hands to his mouth, Gu Laosan shouted towards the top of his head.

Just as he finished speaking, he saw the little squirrel that Wang Ping had just grabbed by the tail and climbed up the tree, stretching its limbs, staring with its little eyes, and screaming and falling from the tree.

“Snap!”

A furry ball fell at Gu Lang's feet and bounced a few times on the fallen leaves.

"…poor thing, why did he have to mess with that bad-tempered badger…"

Someone squatted down and was about to reach out to see if the little squirrel was dead, when he saw the little squirrel on the ground kicking its legs, grunting and climbing up from a pile of leaves, then screaming and rushing towards the big tree.

Gu Lang: ... What did the boss do up there? Look how excited this kid is...

Relying on the good teeth of the honey badger, the badger eats pine nuts just as fast as the squirrel. In a short while, he spat out a pile of pine nut shells in front of him.

Hearing Gu Laosan's shouting under the tree, Wang Ping slapped his head.

"I forgot this guy is still hungry!"

Turning around, he took out another handful from the tree hole. Wang Ping stood up, stood on the branch and looked at Gu Lang under the tree.

“Ouch!”

He shouted at someone, and when he saw Gu Lang looking up at him, Wang Ping raised his paw and scattered a handful of pine nuts.

“Squeak~!!”

A squirrel who had just climbed back up from under a tree watched a handful of pine nuts being scattered to the ground. His heart was broken and he cried out in despair.

My pine nuts!

"Fuck..."

After being hit in the face by a pile of pine nuts, Gu Laosan jumped up and down under the tree, and hurriedly picked up the fallen pine nuts on the ground.

The little squirrel was in a dilemma, considering whether to go down again and snatch the pine nuts from the "big animal" under the tree. Then he saw a badger clapping its paws, glancing at it, and then leisurely reaching its paws into the tree hole.

Hmm... I've finished eating that one.

"squeak!"

“Squeak!”

A rat rushed over and slapped the badger's arm, seeming to cry. That scene was really sad to hear the rat and to see the rat.

"Go away! You are so stingy! There are still so many on the tree. Go pick more after you finish eating them!"

Maybe it was because he was too short-sighted to eat the mouse, and too short-sighted to take the mouse. The badger took both the food and the mouse, but this time he didn't do anything, but just pushed the little squirrel's head to the side. Then he scratched in the tree hole with a sly smile on his furry face.

By the time Wang Ping pulled out his claws and grabbed a handful of pine nuts to eat, the little squirrel, whose edges had been smoothed by life, had given up the idea of snatching food from the badger. It ran over and blocked the entrance of the tree hole with its body, staring at Wang Ping with a vigilant look on its face.

Under the tree, Gu Lang twisted his face, held his chin with his hand, and gritted his teeth for a long time before he finally bit open a pine nut. As a result, he bit too hard and the pine nut kernel was crushed. He just tasted the flavor and had to spit out the pine nut shell in his mouth.

Looking at the handful of pine nuts he picked up, someone sighed.

How can I eat this thing

In the live broadcast room, the comments have changed from "please ask the psychological shadow area of the little squirrel" to "which is better, spiced pine nuts or cream pine nuts". As for a salted fish anchor, he was despised by everyone. He has fallen to the point of having to hug the pet's thigh to get food, which is a special feature among the outdoor anchors of Douyu.

Of course, despite the contempt, the popularity of the live broadcast room is still growing steadily, especially among people who like to keep pets. When they really start chatting, they find that most of them are actually fans of Wang Ping.

After finishing another handful of pine nuts, Wang Ping stretched out a claw to pick out the pine nut skin stuck in his teeth, smacked his lips, and then looked towards a squirrel's tree hole.

The little squirrel blocking the entrance of the cave trembled a little, and then screamed at Wang Ping.

"The last one! I promise, it's really the last one!"

Not caring whether others could understand him or not, Wang Ping stretched out his paw and gestured. Then, with a chuckle, he moved closer to the tree hole. Ignoring the squirrel's screams and struggles, he pushed it aside and put his paw in again.

"Huh?"

The badger went in with familiarity and found that the pile of pine nuts inside seemed to be much smaller. After scratching for a long time, he could only feel a small handful with his claws and almost couldn't catch them.

"You are so lazy that you only saved this little!" After staring at the little squirrel with contempt, the badger grabbed the last half.

"Squeak..."

A certain squirrel let out a blood-curdling cry, and after Wang Ping made way for it, it rushed into the tree hole crying.