Lao She said: The cicada's chirping does not reach the Greater Khingan Range, and the cool clouds and breeze bring the summer heat to an end.
What I mean is that in Daxing'anling, even in the hottest summer season, you won't feel the scorching heat of the south, not to mention the constant chirping of cicadas outside the window.
But at this moment, the anchor in this vast primeval forest did not feel cool at all. Instead, he felt embarrassed and hot all over, sweating profusely. In the woods with pine trees, the cool breeze did not bring a refreshing feeling, but an awkward atmosphere.
At this time, Gu Lang's clothes were undressed, and only two small spots of slightly broken skin could be seen on his arm where the brown-black rat snake had bitten him, which was not as serious as the mosquito bite on his face. Wang Ping estimated that if someone checked it a little later, the broken skin might have healed, and they wouldn't even be able to find where the bite was.
"Your uncle's Gu Lao San, your sister! You xxoo... #￥￥#..."
Cursing and stroking the fur on his face and head with his claws, a badger looked at Gu Lang with hatred. Just now, when someone was crying, his tears and snot were all over his head. At that time, I thought this guy was going to die, so I didn't bother with him. But now, Wang Ping wanted to beat him up.
"You've cried and wiped your nose, but you said you were going to die, right? Why don't you die and see for yourself!"
A leaf that was blown up from somewhere swirled past Gu Lang's eyes, passing by his face that had no clear expression on it.
Of course it's a good thing not to die, but why don't you feel happy at all
No matter how stupid someone is, he should have realized it by now. That snake is not poisonous. Not only is it not poisonous, but even its physical attack is pitifully weak.
So, how can I explain to everyone what I just did
Gu Lang sat under the tree for a long time without saying a word, and he didn't dare to take out the tablet in front of his chest to look at the comments in the live broadcast room. It's not that he guessed what everyone would say, but before he came up with an excuse, Gu Lao San didn't intend to face it.
Gu Lang probably couldn't have imagined that someone had already introduced the snakes he didn't recognize in the live broadcast room. At this moment, the live broadcast room had completely become a sea of joy.
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing."
"My mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast, hahahaha, because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't stand up"
“I don’t know whether the live broadcast is professional or not, but when it comes to being funny, the host is definitely professional.”
“No, I have to slow down.”
"Woo woo~ Boss, I'm going to die~"
"Ha ha ha ha"
"Poor little black snake, it wasn't bitten to death by Boss Ping, but was almost laughed to death by the anchor."
"I've decided. Just based on how funny this is, I'll be Gu Laosan's biggest fan from now on."
"Right, right, right! From now on, whoever dares to say that the anchor is unprofessional will be my enemy!"
“Iron fan +1”
"Iron Fans +10086"
"Come on, my friends, the host hasn't recovered yet, I volunteered to help him, please pay attention to him."
“Ding Dong!”
"A big cow pig gave the anchor 6 airplanes as a reward..."
"Super rocket x1 for rewarding the anchor of the third generation of online literature..."
"Going far to reward the anchor with super rocket x8..."
"I am a black account and I gave the anchor a super rocket x9..."
"I'm an illegal resident: It's exciting, brother! All my laughs this year are dedicated to you today..."
…
Hearing the reward reminder sound coming from the tablet on his chest, someone's eyes moved and he lowered his head slightly.
How about saying that I was performing for everyone with the boss? This reason seems a bit far-fetched...
As he was struggling, he heard footsteps in the fallen leaves in front of him. Gu Laosan looked up and saw a badger walking in the direction it had walked before, shaking its paw as if it was stained with something dirty. Gu Lang vaguely remembered that it seemed to be wiping its face with this paw just now.
Wang Ping was disgusted.
As he was wiping, he actually wiped off a sticky lump of snot from the top of his head. He didn't need to guess, he knew it must have been wiped by Gu Lao San just now.
Wang Ping remembered that he had just heard the sound of water in the southeast, so he hurried over there. No matter how angry he was or how much he wanted to hit someone, he had to wash himself first.
"Boss, where are you going?"
He was already short of water and had just cried. Gu Lang's voice was hoarse at this time, and he sounded like a primary school student who had just entered the voice change period.
Wang Ping looked back at Gu Lang, thought about it, and waved to him, asking him to follow. After all, this guy had been clamoring for water since a while ago. In any case, he was the one who got into trouble by getting serious. Emmm, let him take a break before getting beaten.
Someone stood up and stretched his arms and legs. After sitting on the ground for so long, his legs were a little numb.
Carrying backpacks, the man and the badger walked on the road in silence. After walking about 200 meters up the hillside in the woods, Gu Lang saw, without the badger's reminder, the reflection of water in the gap between the trees ahead.
Pushing aside the bushes and walking over, I saw a meter-wide stream in front of me. It stretched out from the depths of the woods, bypassed the hillside, and led to the woods on the other side. Because the terrain began to flatten here, the drop of the stream was very small, and there was not much sound of water flowing.
They both stood on the shore and looked down. The bottom of the water was covered with leaves and dead branches. Under the sunlight, the water surface had a yellowish luster, which did not seem so clean. However, the bottom of the water could be seen at a glance, which at least proved that this was living water, not a dead water bubble without a source.
Although he was unable to identify the species of the snake, Wang Ping was much more professional than a certain anchor and netizens in identifying the water source. After walking along the soft bank of the stream for a while, the badger found a shallow place to get into the water, came to the center of the water, lowered his head, and began to wash the white hair on his head.
Gu Lang: …
Why does the position where that guy takes a shower seem a bit upstream
After thinking for a while, someone put down his backpack, squatted by the stream and began to search. After a while, he took out a small plastic box from his backpack and shouted to Wang Ping: "Boss, I have soap here."
Wang Ping's claws paused for a moment, and he turned his head in confusion, looking at the plastic box in Gu Langyang's hand.
So, you didn't prepare many necessary things for the wild, but brought so many miscellaneous daily necessities
"Here, I put it here. If you need it, come and get it yourself."
Gu Laosan gestured and put the box by the stream, then looked at the stream in front of him, turned around and began to search in his backpack. Under Wang Ping's gaze, he took out the camp pot and started to fill it with water. Then he took out the campfire rack and prepared to set it up on the shore.
"Fuck, Gu Lao San, you are looking for death!"
Wang Ping hurriedly waded through the water, rushed to the shore, and slapped down a campfire that someone had just set up.
"This is Daxinganling. Are you crazy or stupid? How dare you make a fire here?" A badger was so angry that his tail stood up.
"Boss, stop making trouble. I'm boiling water. This water looks unhygienic. It has to be boiled before you can drink it." Gu Laosan definitely forgot the pain after the wound healed. He started showing off again and even wanted to reach out and touch the fur on the top of a badger's head.
Well, when he was washing his hair just now, Wang Ping pulled the white hair on top of his head until it stood up. At this moment, he looked like a funny angry monkey.
On the other side, at the Modu Douyu headquarters, Chen Bai, who was worried to death because someone was bitten by a snake, had just put his worry to rest when he saw someone preparing to make a fire to boil water.
"Fuck! Gu Lang, your uncle!"
Chen Bai's forehead veins were throbbing and he almost fell off his chair. He hurriedly searched for his phone on the desk, fearing that he would see fireworks lighting up on the screen in the live broadcast room if he was a second late.