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The notification tone on the phone made Chen Bai's blood pressure rise.
I was so angry with Gu Laosan that I forgot that we were in Greater Khingan Range and there was no mobile phone signal at all. But because someone brought his own wifi, he could send a voice invitation via WeChat to stop this guy.
"Gu Lang... Gu Lang..." After hanging up the phone, Chen Bai looked through the WeChat friend list for a long time. He was so angry that he slammed the table and said, "Damn it, why did you add so many friends for no reason!"
At this moment, someone's slightly awkward voice suddenly came from the notebook in front of Chen Bai: "Ahem... Um, Boss, do you have a lighter?"
“…” Someone’s movements paused there.
On the barrage, netizens who were originally in a mess and arguing about whether to call the police now typed a row of "...", and no one knew what to say. After a long time, someone finally managed to compose a complete sentence:
"Mad...show..."
Chen Bai opened his mouth wide, looked at the badger on the screen that also opened its mouth wide and had a silly and cute face, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "What the hell did I sign to be a god!"
Although he was somewhat thankful for the fact that he couldn't start a fire in the forest because someone didn't bring a lighter, Wang Ping still had a feeling of "I'm really screwed."
Since we didn't bring anything with us, why don't we show this sense of survival in the wild? Wouldn't it be better to hurry up? If we get to the help point earlier, at least we can eat earlier! Maybe we can even have time to smoke a cigarette and rest.
When he thought of smoking, Wang Ping suddenly felt like something was missing in his mouth.
Gu Laosan didn't even bring a lighter, let alone the cigarettes he bought for Wang Ping. After all, Wang Ping himself forgot to bring it.
The man and the badger stared at each other for a long time. Gu Lang sighed, stood up, and took the camp pot filled with water to a place where the sun could shine. He said, "If we can't boil water, let's use the sun to disinfect..."
"Well, this guy is impossible to communicate with!"
Wang Ping simply gave up the idea of urging him to hurry up. He happened to see the soap placed aside, so he opened the plastic box, grabbed the soap with his paws and rubbed it on his head twice, made some foam with his paws, and ran to the stream to wash his hair.
Gu Lang put the pot away, found a shady spot under a tree, sat down against the trunk, took off the tablet attached to the Velcro in front of him, and planned to confirm the route.
However, when he first saw the comments from netizens in the live broadcast room, someone's expression was stunned for a moment. Then he opened the message area with one hand and kept flipping through the chat records. The more he read, the redder his face became.
Wang Ping spat out a mouthful of water, raised his head from the stream and shook his head.
Just now, in order to wash off the foam on his head, a badger put his whole head into the water, and now he felt water in his ears. For a moment, the whole person, no, the whole badger was confused, as if the world suddenly became quiet.
Because of this delay, the badger did not hear the footsteps coming from deep in the woods.
When Wang Ping shook off the water droplets on his head and heard the sound of wind in the forest again, he suddenly felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong.
Why does it seem so quiet all of a sudden
Wang Ping sniffed a fishy smell.
"What the hell is Gu Laosan doing?"
Standing in the stream, a badger turned his head and looked at someone under a tree on the shore with a fixed gaze.
Gu Lang was sitting under the tree, looking at something on his tablet, with a grim expression on his face. But Wang Ping was focusing on what was behind him.
Not far behind someone's head, a huge bear head appeared, and the breath it exhaled was about to blow onto the tablet screen.
This is a typical Daxinganling black bear, with a "V"-shaped white tattoo on its chest and a huge head. Wang Ping had no doubt that this bear could bite off Gu Laosan's head in an instant. He appeared here, probably to drink water by the stream. But before he could drink the water, he was attracted by Gu Laosan.
I don't know what the guy is looking at, why he is so absorbed in it. What's even stranger is that the black bear behind him is also looking at the tablet in the guy's hand with curiosity. One of the bear's paws is still clinging to the tree trunk. From the side, they look like good friends.
"Shit, what should I do?"
Wang Ping was standing in the water at this time, in an awkward position.
He wanted to remind Gu Lang, but was afraid of scaring the bear.
The most annoying thing was that the two were too close! Wang Ping couldn't think of any way to get Gu Laosan to leave quietly without alarming the black bear.
"Why!"
After reading through all the comments, Gu Lang let out a long sigh.
This time he was really embarrassed. Although the previous part about being bitten by a snake was a bit exaggerated, after all, the so-called life and death does not necessarily require a person to die once to be considered an experience. What is more important is the feeling of feeling that you are about to die. So although others laughed, he could still accept it.
Someone felt that the most embarrassing thing happened just now. He actually ignored the common sense that it is not allowed to light a fire in the Greater Khingan Range forest. No wonder the netizens who watched the live broadcast almost called the police.
Feeling a little damp on his head, Gu Lang reached out to scratch his hair and just in time looked up to see Wang Ping standing in the water.
"Boss, are you done with your shower?"
Wang Ping: …
Emmm, if I tell Gu Laosan that there is a bear behind him at this time, will he collapse
He raised his arm and hooked his claws towards him. The badger wanted Gu Lang to come to him first without him knowing.
It is said that bears are creatures that generally will not actively attack humans when encountered in the wild as long as the reaction is not excessive.
Of course, the premise is that the bear is not hungry.
"I hope this person just came after dinner..." a badger prayed silently.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing Wang Ping waving, Gu Lang stood up subconsciously.
What made Wang Ping breathe a sigh of relief was that the black bear behind someone did not react at all. It just looked at Wang Ping along someone's line of sight with curiosity in its eyes.
But as luck would have it, Gu Laosan suddenly felt his throat was dry and painful.
"Oh, by the way, the water I dried..."
Holding a tablet in one hand, someone suddenly turned around and bent down to get the camping pot placed by the stream. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw the black bear behind him.
Gu Lang: …
"Pills..."
Wang Ping quietly adjusted the position of his feet, ready to rush forward at any time.
The atmosphere in the forest began to freeze at this moment. Thinking that Gu Lang's reaction in the next second would most likely be exaggerated, a certain badger could not bear to watch any longer.
About ten seconds later, Gu Lang suddenly moved.
Although the process was bound to be exaggerated, Wang Ping would never have thought that someone would react like this.
The anchor suddenly raised his arm, grabbed the tablet in his hand, and slapped the bear's face with lightning speed.
“Bang!”
The people in the live broadcast room only had time to see the screen flash, and it seemed that the confused face of a badger flashed by again, and then the screen immediately went black, indicating that the anchor had gone offline.
The tablet's screen was shattered, the casing flew everywhere, and even the battery inside was bent. It can be seen how much force someone used.
While the black bear was feeling pain, Wang Ping saw a trace of confusion flash across its face.
Without waiting for Black Bear and Wang Ping to react, Gu Laosan quickly turned around and ran without saying a word.
There was no screaming, no struggling, and no sign of anyone being frightened to the point of having their legs go limp.
Wang Ping looked at the person opposite him, who was running quickly along the stream with eyes wide open, lips pursed and a serious face, and who didn't even look at him when passing by him. He inexplicably felt a sense of familiarity.
"Fuck...Xiu Er, is that you?"