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Chapter 111: Desperate Black Bear adds more chapters for [Sausage Cute Uncle]'s 10,000-yuan reward

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More than a month later, after someone's show went wrong on the Maasai Grassland, "Gu Xiuer" came online again, transformed into an emotionless escape machine, and ran away for a long distance.

The badger who was standing in the stream was confused and messy at the moment, not knowing whether to cry or laugh. At the same time, he cursed in his heart, "Just run away, why are you using a broken tablet to hit me?"

I guess the confused black bear also had the same opinion at this moment.

If you want to run away, just run away. I don’t plan to bite you. Why the hell are you hitting me

After being stunned for about 5 seconds, Gu Laosan had already run almost 20 meters before the black bear reacted, roared angrily, and pounced out from the woods.

Damn it! You hit a person, not a bear, and you want to leave? Is there still justice? Is there still the law

"roar!"

The black bear was so angry that its hair stood on end, roaring wildly and chasing after Gu Lang. Its powerful paws slapped the ground, making a trembling sound, as if it would not be satisfied until it killed Gu Lang.

Seeing the scene of "the bear gets angry and blood splatters every five steps", Wang Ping had no time to think about whether his small body could withstand it. He let out a loud roar and rushed towards the black bear on the shore with splashes of water.

“Ah~~”

A strange howl suddenly sounded beside it, which obviously scared the black bear.

The huge body shuddered and subconsciously stopped chasing. Bear Face looked at the guy who jumped out of the stream and blocked his way with confusion.

Judging from its record and experience of roaming the mountains for years without a single defeat, this guy opposite it, who is less than its calf tall, with white hair on its head and sharp claws, emmm, what the hell is this

The black bear knew the creature that had just beaten the bear for no reason. Occasionally, this kind of two-legged creature that only lived at the foot of the mountain could be seen in the mountains, and its fighting power was almost zero. But the one in front of it was beyond its cognition.

When faced with the unknown, no matter what kind of animal it is, it will be very cautious. After all, attack power and lethality cannot be confused. In this forest, it is not the one who grows bigger that is awesome.

With its two front paws pressed on the ground, the black bear faced Wang Ping and roared fiercely, revealing its sharp fangs and spraying saliva all over the badger, showing its ferocious side.

You'd better get out of the way, I'm very fierce, I'm telling you!

Wang Ping turned his head slightly, and watched Gu Lao San running farther and farther behind him without ever looking back, and curled his lips slightly.

Although Wang Ping also hoped that Gu Laosan could run as far as possible at this time, he still felt unhappy when he saw that Xiu'er looked like she didn't recognize him.

"No loyalty!"

"roar!"

Seeing that the guy opposite was indifferent and even ignored him, the bear roared again and moved his two front paws restlessly.

Wang Ping came back to his senses and looked at the big man in front of him, feeling a little nervous.

Let's not talk about his fighting ability, just the weight of 700-800 kilograms is enough to give him a strong sense of oppression. Even if his fighting ability is a little weaker, he can't withstand a slap from him, right

The badger raised a pair of small arms and waved his paws at the black bear, shaking his head at the same time. He decided that it would be better to avoid violence than to make a scene.

"Brother, can we not fight?"

The black bear had no idea what Wang Ping was doing, and seeing that Gu Laosan was about to run away, he became more and more impatient and raised one of his paws to hit him.

"Fuck, no... Brother, wait a minute..."

Wang Ping became anxious and kept waving his two paws in front of him.

“Roar~!!”

Seeing that Wang Ping was not scared away by him, and was even "making provocative gestures", the black bear's eyes became more and more ferocious, and murderous intent surged. Finally, he stopped hesitating, a stream of hot air blew out of his nostrils, and he raised his bear paw and slapped down fiercely.

"Shit! Who said black bears are smart animals? They're obviously stupid!"

Wang Ping cursed inwardly and jumped away quickly.

"Bang!"

The bear's paw, with its strong wind, slammed hard on the spot where the badger had been standing. Fallen leaves and dirt flew everywhere, causing ripples on the surface of the stream nearby.

Wang Ping dodged to the side, and after the bear's paw hit the ground, he kicked with his hind paw, took the opportunity to hug the bear's front leg and climb onto its shoulder.

The difference in size was too great. Even if the badger jumped up, it couldn't reach the face. He could only use his relative agility. However, Wang Ping felt uneasy when he saw the bear's face, which was bigger than his body.

Would a slap in the face make it even angrier? What is the black bear's weakness

Using all four claws, he crawled on the black-haired bear's leg. From the corner of his eye, a badger saw a dark shadow approaching. The black bear raised its other front paw and slapped Wang Ping hard.

“Bang!”

He narrowly dodged by grabbing a handful of black hair, and the bear's paw hit the black bear's own arm hard, causing the muscles there to tremble and he almost fell to the ground.

"roar!"

“Roar!”

The angry black bear stood up, roared twice, and kept shaking his body, slapping his body with his paws, trying to catch a badger.

Wang Ping was dizzy from being shaken, and his claws loosened, and he fell to the ground with a handful of black hair.

So cruel!

Wang Ping took a breath, and seeing the bear's paw coming down again, he quickly rolled and crawled to hide under the bear.

When Wang Ping was climbing on it just now, he tried to poke its arm with his claws, but he couldn't get it in at all. The legend that the skin of black bears in summer and autumn can block shotgun bullets seems to be true.

"Bang!"

The heavy bear paw hit the ground again, and the black bear's body pressed to the ground. Wang Ping, who was standing under the black bear, was hit on the head by a big furry ball from the bear's lower body.

"Duang~"

A badger was knocked flat on his face, lying directly on the ground.

"What the hell?"

Wang Ping turned over in the fallen leaves and looked up, just in time to see the lump of blood hanging from the black bear's body swaying above his head.

Wang Ping: …

"Hey, don't blame me for carrying such an important thing with you instead of leaving it at home!"

Sitting up from the ground, Wang Ping stretched his shoulders, then jumped up on the spot, swung his little arms, and hit the large meatball hard.

"Hoo... Uh (⊙⊙)..."

Feeling the huge body above his head tremble, the roar stopped abruptly. The black bear's two hind legs clamped together instantly and fell to the ground.

"Wozhi!"

The badger had just landed, and before he could react, a furry black wall pressed up in front of him. The "weak spot" that was bigger than Wang Ping's head that he had just photographed came into close contact with the badger.

"Fuck it! Get out of here! Get out of here!"

Wang Ping felt like the hair on his body was about to explode, especially the smell of the meatballs, which made him want to vomit. His two claws waved desperately, constantly hitting something in front of him. The force was getting stronger and stronger, and the sharp claws even left a few bloody marks.

“Roar~~~”

The black bear lay on the ground, its body twitching and screaming in pain. Its two front paws kept scratching the ground, leaving a pit in front of its body. Its lower body was shaking so much that it had no strength left, as if it was paralyzed.

Feeling the severe pain coming from a certain part of his body, Xiong's face was now full of despair.

You all come here one by one to bully the bear!

“Roar~~~”

“Roar~~~(д)!!!”

The desperate roar echoed through the mountains and forests, startling a large number of birds.