What if you suddenly need to go to the toilet in the wild and don't have any toilet paper? Whenever this happens, people are always full of imagination and creativity.
Under a 30-year-old willow tree, a pool of indescribable substances was dripping on the tree roots, emitting hot steam. On the other side of the tree roots, a bald woodpecker lay on the ground with no desire to live. The short hairs on the bird were stained with many indescribable substances. The whole bird exuded an indescribable smell and looked like a useless bird.
In the bushes a few steps away from the willow tree, a guy with a layer of white hair on his head and back and black everywhere else was blowing the bird feathers left between his claws and walking out in a square step with a rogue look. On his back, he was carrying a waist bag made of black waterproof cloth, and the four wings of a drone were exposed inside.
"Oh, if I had known earlier, I should have looked through Gu Laosan's bag to see if there was any medicine like Xie Li Ting before leaving." Wang Ping felt his legs going a little weak, with a bit of regret and irritation in his heart.
A breeze blew in from the woods behind, carrying a hint of the pent-up summer heat in the woods. The badger suddenly sniffed, paused, squinted his eyes, and turned to look behind him.
Deep in the woods, there seemed to be a wild beast lurking there, staring at him with cold eyes.
By the pond, Gu Lang munched on a hard pancake, his eyes wandering constantly.
Damuge and the other two people were talking in low voices from time to time in cute language. Although Gu Lang didn't understand, it didn't stop him from speculating with the greatest caution.
"Are they discussing what to do with me?"
After swallowing the biscuit that was a bit rough in his throat, Gu Lang felt the muscles on his back tighten, as if there were always several eyes on his back.
Unlike Gu Laosan who had no appetite, the other three finished the pancakes in just a few bites, drank two gulps of water from the pond, patted their stomachs and sighed with satisfaction.
"Let's go! People will feel sleepy after eating, so don't waste time here." Damuge whispered, then patted Gu Lang's shoulder, making him shiver.
"Brother! We should set off! Aren't you in a hurry to get down the mountain?"
"Uh... OK..."
Gu Lang hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded.
Watching Damuge pick up the backpack and walk out along the river bank, Gu Lang stuffed the last bite of pancake into his mouth and stood up, but hesitated to leave. He planned to let the three people walk in front, and he would follow at the end, so that he could find an opportunity to run away.
However, the other party seemed to see through his thoughts. Before Damuge could speak, a young man behind him pushed him and motioned for him to follow.
Gu Lang staggered after being pushed, and turned around to glare at the young man behind him. But the young man didn't care, and also glared at Gu Lang, pointing his chin at Damuge in front of him. Beside him, the young man named Nakutu, while carrying a backpack on his back, looked at Gu Lang and sneered.
Gu Lang clenched his fists, his tongue pressed against his cheeks outside his gums, and turned around with indignation to follow Damuge. The two young men behind him said something in cute language and laughed wantonly.
"Damn it, don't let me catch you!" Gu Laosan thought viciously, stepping hard on the weeds on the shore and following Damuge's footsteps.
There were three people in the group, with Damuge leading the way and the other two young men walking at the end, sandwiching Gu Lang in the middle. To Gu Lang's left was the nearly 5-meter-wide river, and to his right was the mountain. If someone wanted to escape, it seemed that the only way was to go into the mountain.
After walking for a while, he saw two people behind him whispering to each other and not paying attention to him. So Gu Lang suddenly took two steps to the right and squatted down, pretending to tie his shoelaces.
He untied and then tied the straps of his hiking shoes. Someone looked up and found that the young man who had pushed him was standing in front of him, looking down at him with a sneer. Nakutu, who had been talking to him before, had passed the two and caught up with Damuge.
“#￥#￥…”
The young man, who was a head taller than Gu Laosan, said something cute with a look of disdain that no one could understand, then suddenly stepped forward, grabbed Gu Laosan by the collar, and patted his face with one hand.
At this moment, Gu Lang felt a surge of blood and his face turned red in an instant.
"Fuck you~!"
Squeezing out this word from between his teeth, Gu Lang suddenly stood up, grabbed the young man's shoulders with both hands, bent his right leg and pushed forward fiercely.
"Hmm..."
The dark-faced young man suddenly widened his eyes, and his face turned pale quickly. He involuntarily let go of the hand that was grabbing Gu Lang's collar, and knelt down, covering his crotch.
"Fuck you!" Gu Lang cursed in a low voice, turned his head to glance at Damuge and the other man in front who had not noticed the noise here, kicked the young man to the ground, and then ran towards the woods on the right.
The young man fell to the ground, with veins bulging on his neck. He stared at Gu Lang's back with his eyes fixed. He opened his mouth to shout, but after trying for a long time, he only made a mosquito-like hum in his throat. He watched someone run farther and farther away.
Gu Laosan ran about twenty steps and just as he got around a tree, he saw Wang Ping, who was carrying a waist bag, walking out from behind the tree with his calves.
The man and the badger looked at each other in confusion, and both could see surprise on each other's faces.
"Boss! You're not dead!"
Gu Laosan was so happy that he almost cried.
Wang Ping's furry face quickly turned dark.
"Damn it, can you not be so special every time you greet each other in the woods?"
"Bang!"
Gunshots rang out at this moment, and a large piece of iron sand came directly from outside the woods, making a crackling sound behind Gu Lang, causing the bark and branches to fall to the ground. Then, Damuge's scolding sounded outside the woods again.
"Fuck! Gu Lao San, why did you come to me with this kind of 'surprise' again?"
Without even having time to shake hands or greet each other, the man and the badger turned around and ran deep into the woods.
"Who the hell told you to shoot?"
Outside the woods, Damuge angrily snatched the hunting rifle from Nakutu's hand and cursed with a dark face.
Just now, Nakutu, who was following Damuge, seemed to hear something. He looked back and saw his good friend lying on the ground and Gu who was missing. In a rage, he pulled out the hunting rifle hidden in Damuge's backpack and ran over without saying hello.
The young man fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and pointed at the woods. So Nakutu fired a shot at the woods without thinking.
"Sasgo! Are you okay?" Ignoring Damuge, Nakutu squatted down and asked in cute words with a concerned look on his face.
“Ka…Ka…”
Sasgo fell to the ground, drooling at the corners of his mouth, making sounds similar to hiccups in his throat. He looked at Nakutu with red eyes and said through his back teeth, "Nakutu, kill... Kill him! Kill him!!"