Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 123: You can hit me, but not my badger!

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“Crash!”

Wang Ping slid a few meters away, rubbing against the fallen leaves on the ground, before he stood up. As soon as he raised his head, he saw the muzzle of a gun pointing at his head.

"It's... game over!"

The last time Wang Ping and his teammates were in Ngoro, he was shot while being attacked from both sides and finally woke up in the zoo. This time, he was attacked from both sides again, and the shotgun shrapnel had a large impact area, so he was afraid that he could not avoid it.

"Is this going to kill me?"

Blood flowed down his forehead and into one of Wang Ping's eyes, making the badger look a little scary. Blood also began to seep out from his chest. Although he blocked the knife that Nakutu stabbed in his chest with his claws, he still hurt himself. Fortunately, there were bones to block it, and these were just superficial injuries. The most serious one would be the hole that would be opened in the badger's head.

"Pooh!"

Damuge spat out a mouthful of blood-mixed saliva, pointed his shotgun at Wang Ping in front of him viciously, and the blood on his hand flowed down the barrel of the gun and dripped onto the ground. Judging from the amount of blood loss, his injury was actually more serious than Wang Ping's.

There was no nonsense, and no speeches like the villains in the movies. Damuge slid his finger and was about to pull the trigger.

Seeing that a badger was about to become a dead badger, at the critical moment, there was a sudden noise behind the bushes beside the two men, accompanied by footsteps and panting. Damuge, who was holding the gun, turned his head subconsciously, and at the same time said inwardly, "Oh no!", and hurriedly pulled the trigger.

"Bang!"

Large pieces of iron sand hit the ground where Wang Ping was standing, and dirt and fallen leaves flew everywhere.

The badger had already fled in panic the moment Damuge turned his head. Iron sand hit the ground behind him, and he hid in the bushes under the cover of scattered fallen leaves.

"Oh shit!"

After firing a shot, Damuge turned the gun and aimed it at the bushes that made the noise. Nakutu, who was behind him, also held a knife and turned around to be on guard. At this time, a sapling that had been bent at some point suddenly came out from behind the bushes and slammed hard.

The tree trunk with its branches crisscrossed and hit the two men head on. Damuge's shotgun went off again and was blown away. Both men subconsciously closed their eyes, groaned at the same time, and fell to the ground with their heads raised.

The tree trunk that was hitting them bounced back with a rustling sound and disappeared behind the bushes. Then, a figure rushed out from the left side in front of the two men, holding a stick in his hand and smashing down on them.

Gu Laosan was muttering to himself and swearing as he smashed things, as if he was trying to encourage himself.

However, he was not a man who had been through thick and thin like Wang Ping. Seeing that Damuge and Nakutu were covered in blood, Gu Lang's movements gradually slowed down.

"Look, I tell you, you can hit me, but if you touch my badger, I will fight you to the death!" At this moment, Gu Laosan was like the last hero in the movie, speaking harshly to the fallen villain.

In the live broadcast room, only bursts of gunfire and incomprehensible shouting and cursing could be heard. Just as everyone was guessing, Gu Laosan's voice finally came out of the live broadcast room again after a few hours:

"You can hit me, but if you touch my badger, I will fight you to the death!"

“Awesome!”

"My brother is awesome!"

"Third brother is so awesome!"

"I'm a fan! The anchor is so domineering!"

"I knew that with Third Brother's skills, it would be no problem for him to deal with two thieves."

“When will the police arrive?”

"Why waste time talking to a bad guy? Beat him up!"

"Shuiyu wants to be a vegetarian, give the anchor fish balls x666..."

"Water fish should be vegetarian: the anchor is awesome!"

"Fuck! Who asked you to give me a reward?"

"Where did this idiot come from? Didn't the host turn off the external speaker?"

"Where's the housing manager? Get him out!"

"It's already this late, why are you afraid of a sound?"

"Hahaha, this guy gave me fish balls as a reward, no sound effects..."

“…”

“…”

At this time, Gu Laosan saw the shotgun that fell on the ground. While the two men were still groaning on the ground, he hurriedly stepped forward and picked it up. At the same time, he threw away the stick in his hand and pointed the shotgun at Damuge.

"Get up, get up! Stop pretending to be dead! Weren't you quite fierce just now? Try being more fierce, and see!" Gu Laosan said proudly.

Although he was still a little scared, the anchor also felt a little happy at this time. He thought to himself, buddy, this can be considered as another new achievement, right

“I’ll go!”

Wang Ping, who had just emerged from the bushes, was stunned. What happened? I just disappeared for a short while, and Gu Laosan was already in control of the situation? Then what was I doing before

"Pooh!"

Damuge spat out another mouthful of blood, sneered at Gu Lang, gritted his teeth and stood up. Nakutu beside him raised his arm and was about to rush over, but was blocked by Damuge.

"Boy, you dare to come out instead of hiding yourself. I really admire your courage!"

"Why am I hiding?" Gu Lang retorted, "I was just... not convenient just now! Otherwise, I would have beaten you to a pulp!"

When someone thought of what had just happened, his face became hot.

It took a long time to get down from the tree bit by bit, and now the inner thigh is still burning. No need to look, it must have been rubbed against the bark. Even when moving down, "Xiao Gu" bumped into a small protruding branch somewhere. If you look closely, a certain anchor now walks with his feet turned inward.

In the live broadcast room, everyone was confused after hearing Damuge's words in Chinese and Gu Laosan's answer. If Gu Laosan was not there, who were the two poachers shouting and shooting at

"Really?" Damuge suddenly took a step forward, scaring Gu Laosan so much that he trembled.

"You, don't move! I'll shoot if you move again!" Gu Lang shouted.

"What are you talking about with him?" Nakutu, who had long lost control of his anger, stepped forward and gave Gu Lang a side kick, hitting him in the stomach.

"Oh!"

Gu Lang was kicked to the ground and the shotgun almost fell out of his hand. He quickly raised the gun and pulled the trigger at the two men.

At this time, you can ignore the routine, the most important thing is to save your life.

Unfortunately, the expected gunshots did not occur.

Wang Ping then vaguely recalled that it seemed that there was a gunshot when someone rushed out just now, and coupled with the shot Damuge shot him before, the two bullets in the shotgun had already been used up.

Seeing that Nakutu was about to come forward with a knife, Wang Ping rushed over and prepared to use his paw to help.

But at this moment, a desperate scream came from far away on the river bank. Then, someone kept roaring and screaming, accompanied by the roar of wild beasts.

"Sasgo!" Nakutu screamed and stood there in disbelief.

Gu Lang hurriedly took the opportunity to sit up, rolled and crawled to the side, and looked towards the direction outside the woods in doubt. Wang Ping, who had rushed out, was stunned for a moment, then turned around and followed Gu Lang to retreat.

"roar!"

After just a short while, Sasgo's voice disappeared, and the familiar roar of the beast was getting closer and closer.

"It's a black bear!" Damuge blurted out and took a step back.

At this time, almost everyone, including Wang Ping, turned their heads at the same time and looked towards the woods on the east side. In the woods, the sound of branches breaking continued to be heard, and at the same time, the ground was shaking, as if a large animal was approaching this side quickly.