run!
Run now!
At this moment, everyone present had only this one thought.
An expert once said that if you encounter a bear in the wild, you must stay calm and don't run. The correct thing to do is to lie down and play dead. Wang Ping doesn't know if the person who said this has ever encountered a bear in the wild, but from the cases he has heard of, there are really not many people who survived intact by playing dead.
Others say that if you are being chased by a bear, you must run down the mountain, because it is easier for two-legged people to go down the mountain than four-legged animals. Especially when running at high speed, four-legged animals are likely to stumble.
However, given the current terrain conditions, the group had no choice and no time to choose. They were not in the same group anyway, so it didn't matter whether they could outrun the black bear or not, as long as they could outrun the others, it would be fine.
Just as he was about to call for Gu Lao San to hurry up, Wang Ping noticed a figure suddenly approaching from the corner of his eye. Turning around, he was shocked to see Damuge rushing towards Gu Lang, stabbing him in the back with a knife in one hand and grabbing the shotgun in his hand with the other.
“Ouch!”
Wang Ping roared angrily, jumped up and pounced on Damuge.
Seeing a badger rushing towards him, Damuge changed the direction of his knife, hit Wang Ping with the knife, then snatched the hunting rifle from Gu Lang's hand and turned around and ran away.
"Damug!"
Nakutu saw someone running past him and shouted in anger: "You're not going to save Sasgo?!"
"Save the hell, are you stupid?" Damuge was too lazy to explain. He passed by the "bear drowning" lying on the ground that was smashed by Wang Ping with pine cones, bent down, grabbed it, threw it into the basket behind him, and ran to the west.
"Ciao! If you don't go, then I will!"
Seeing that Damuge really didn't care, Nakutu shouted and turned to rush eastward. However, after running a few steps, under the gaze of Gu Lang and Wang Ping, he turned around and ran back at a faster speed than when he went, and followed Damuge with a red face.
In the woods to the east, a huge black figure was seen approaching rapidly and violently.
"Shit, it's really this guy!" Wang Ping saw the familiar big black bear, and before he could react, he felt its tail tighten and fell in mid-air.
"What's going on!"
Wang Ping looked up and saw Gu Laosan holding his tail and chasing in the direction of Damuge with an expressionless face.
"Hehe..." A badger said with a frown, "Xiu'er, you are here again?"
"By the way, my drone is still in the tree!"
Before the badger could struggle to get up, Gu Laosan began to speed up. His thighs crossed and hit the badger's head directly, causing Wang Ping, who had a wound on his head, to grimace in pain. Then the whole person, no, the whole badger was thrown back and forth by Gu Laosan, as if he was suddenly hung under the big pendulum in the amusement park, and was hit by someone's thighs every now and then. After a while, Wang Ping was confused and felt like he was carsick.
In the live broadcast room, everyone could only hear a chaotic shouting, followed by footsteps and the panting of what looked like animals. After a while, even the panting disappeared, leaving only the sound of the wind blowing the leaves.
"So, what happened?"
A question floated across the barrage, but no one could answer it.
"Alas, the current live broadcast equipment is too limited. Douyu didn't even bother to get some professional equipment for the anchors!"
Some people started to complain in the barrage.
“That’s right!”
“Such a large platform, but the hardware can’t keep up!”
“Spicy Chicken and Fish”
"Oh, I have to wait again, so annoying!"
Chen Bai looked at the complaints from netizens and gasped in anger.
"Given Gu Laosan's suicidal personality, what equipment can withstand such a disaster? Do you want me to assign him a photographer? Does he think he is Bear Grylls? Besides, this scene... Damn it, the photographer will also be killed by the disaster, right?"
It was already past the afternoon, and it was almost time to get off work. Chen Bai leaned back in his chair in frustration, not sure if he was angry at the attitude of netizens or at having to work overtime again.
In the woods, Nakutu and Damuge noticed Gu Lang running behind them and became furious.
"Fuck it, why are you following us? Run away! Get out!" Damuge yelled in frustration, wishing he could turn around and kick this guy to death.
Nakutu also brandished a knife and spoke cute words to Gu Laosan with a fierce look on his face, not caring whether Gu Laosan could understand him or not: "If you follow us again, we will kill you!"
Behind Gu Lang, the black bear with red eyes was approaching the three people quickly. Wang Ping, who was held upside down in someone's hand, could even see the red blood on its mouth.
As if it saw a badger and remembered something bad, the black bear suddenly roared and started to speed up obviously.
Nakutu and Damuge didn't dare to distract themselves and curse anymore, they just ran away.
Slowly, the two people in front began to pant, but the brisk "Gu Xiuer" caught up, and was only one body length behind Nakutu, and was showing a trend of surpassing him.
“Ah~~~”
Nakutu caught a glimpse of someone out of the corner of his eye, and let out an angry roar from his throat, his eyes almost popping out. He gritted his teeth and increased his speed to catch up with Gu Lang.
As a result, less than a minute later, "Gu Xiuer" followed again with an expressionless face, and gradually passed him and chased after Damuge.
“Ugh…Ahhh!!”
Nakutu was so angry that his facial features were distorted, the veins on his neck were completely bulging, and he was baring his teeth and roaring. He waved the long knife in his hand blindly, and almost cut Gu Lang several times. His posture and expression were exactly the same as Huang Bo in "Crazy Stone", who was chased by the bakery owner on a small electric car.
As a result, the knife did not hit "Gu Xiuer", but because of the loss of strength, he staggered a few steps and fell further behind.
It is said that running is the most frustrating sport in the world. Even though you have already exerted all your strength, but seeing others surpass you little by little, it is definitely the most maddening and frustrating thing.
No matter how unwilling he was, all Nakutu could do at this moment was to grit his teeth and continue running. In front of him, he saw "Gu Xiu'er" catching up with Damuge. The latter also let out a roar of unwillingness and almost turned over in anger.
A badger looked at the distorted expressions of the two people behind him and suddenly wanted to laugh.
It seems that I am not the only one who feels this way. If Gu Lao San starts to show off, it will be so infuriating that people will die.
Wang Ping recalled a joke he had seen before, about two people who encountered a tiger in the mountains. One of them immediately began to tie his shoelaces and prepared to run away. His friend asked him desperately, "What's the point of tying your shoelaces? Can you outrun the tiger?" The man replied, "I don't need to outrun the tiger, I just need to outrun you."
"Tsk tsk, 'Gu Xiu'er' beat both of them! She's really outstanding!"
Wang Ping tried to hold back his laughter and suddenly wanted to interview Nakutu, who was running last, and ask him what he was thinking at the moment.
However, in this situation, they didn't run far before Damuge, who was running behind, suddenly shouted something in cute language, and then turned at the same time as Nakutu and ran towards the beach outside the woods on the left.
The black bear, which was less than 50 meters away from the group, saw the group in front suddenly separate, roared, and hesitated a little. Then, the black bear looked at Gu Laosan's back and rushed over again.
Wang Ping couldn't laugh anymore.
"Damn it, do you know what those two guys are up to? Why are they chasing us instead of avenging your own kind?"
Wang Ping swayed his body, and when Gu Laosan shook his hands again, he used inertia to swing himself up and stretched out his arms to hug Gu Lang's arms.
“Gu Laosan, wake up!” Wang Ping hooked his clothes with one paw and slapped his arm with the other paw. “You are the only one left. Don’t run away! Go and block those two who can’t run fast!”
A certain anchor had a cold face and was not moved by external things. He let a badger slap his arms and made a "slap" sound. He can be said to be the most qualified "escape machine" in history.
On the other side, Damuge and his companion had already reached the river and jumped into the water.
"You think quickly. Once we get into the water, the black bears won't be able to smell the scent! We can go to the other side!" Once a person makes a decision, he will become calm afterwards. Nakutu didn't say anything about saving his companions at this moment. He honestly followed his heart.
Damuge said nothing, just put his hunting rifle in front of him, turned around and waded upstream.
"Where are you going?" Nakutu asked with a frown.
"We have to take back the goods in Sasgo's basket!" Damuge said coldly.