Although at this moment, the people who were running away were experiencing the same time as everyone else, the sunset in the mountains always seemed earlier because of the obstruction of the mountains and trees.
Wang Ping wanted to die.
It wasn't because it was too uncomfortable to have someone grabbing his tail, nor because the big black bear behind him was about to catch up, but because the feeling of a flower blooming came back on his furry little butt.
And this time, the feeling was extremely strong, so strong that the badger wished he could die right now.
"Gu Laosan, let me go!" Wang Ping slapped someone's arm in despair, feeling that his life had never been so dark.
At this moment, Gu Lang was suddenly tripped by a tree root under his feet. His body leaned forward uncontrollably, and he also swung Wang Ping's hand forward.
The badger was closing his eyes, trying to concentrate all his strength on one point in an attempt to control the flower, but suddenly his claws felt light, and his whole body was thrown forward. Under this stimulus, his brain relaxed, and the flower suddenly bloomed ferociously.
Time and space seemed to freeze at this moment. Gu Laosan leaned forward, like a javelin thrower just throwing a javelin, with his arms straight in front of him. Wang Ping, who was caught in his hand, stretched out his limbs and flew backwards in front of his palm. His tail flew up behind him and formed a straight line with his face.
“Puff~~~~~~~~”
The moment was very short, yet it seemed very long. It was so long that Wang Ping could recall the cause, process, and result of his fart in detail for a long time to come.
Gu Lang stumbled a step on the ground, and just before he fell, he pulled his body back. It seemed that this action just to make Wang Ping fart. But just as he straightened up, someone's body shook and he immediately let go of Wang Ping.
The next moment, a badger that fell on the dead leaves on the ground saw that Gu Xiuer's icy face, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, suddenly changed.
“Ugh~”
He retched uncontrollably at first, and then his cheeks suddenly bulged. Gu Laosan looked like he had just woken up, with a confused and bewildered look on his face. He raised his arm to cover his mouth and ran to a large willow tree nearby, holding onto the trunk and began to vomit violently.
"roar!"
After this delay, the black bear behind him finally caught up. But Gu Lao San obviously couldn't take care of it. The sound of vomiting was louder than the bear's roar, making people worry that he would vomit out his stomach in the next second.
What made Wang Ping most embarrassed was that the big black bear that was chasing them suddenly stopped and sniffed when it got close to them, then shook its head and backed away, as if it had encountered a biological weapon.
A badger felt that he might be insulted.
“It’s all your fault!”
Getting up from the ground, looking at the black bear in front of him that was countless times bigger than himself, a certain badger's eyes began to turn red, and he didn't know whether he was angry or aggrieved.
"Don't think that I won't hit you just because you're a protected animal!"
Wang Ping roared angrily, stomped his hind paws on the ground, and rarely got on all fours, rushing towards the black bear with his teeth bared.
If animals do not fight for food, they usually confront each other. The fiercer party shows off its strength, and the timid ones will retreat. If neither party is willing to give in and a fight is unavoidable, one party will make a tentative attack first.
But a certain badger never follows the usual path. In Wang Ping's opinion, if he wants to fight, he should strike first.
"roar!"
The black bear, who was originally forced back by a badger's fart and seemed a little hesitant, saw that the little thing opposite dared to rush towards him. He immediately roared as if he was provoked, stood up directly, and slapped forward with his two bear paws.
Wang Ping supported himself on the ground with one paw and swung his body to the left, drifting away from the bear's front paw. Then he stomped hard on the ground, jumped up, and stabbed towards the center of the "V"-shaped white hair on the bear's chest.
When the tip of the claw touched the skin, Wang Ping felt obvious resistance, as if he had hit a particularly thick stack of kraft paper. It only broke the surface but could not go any further.
Seeing that the black bear was about to fall, Wang Ping hurriedly grabbed the white hair on the chest of a certain bear, and then climbed towards the black bear's face, grabbing the long hair on its body with his two claws alternately like climbing a tree.
"roar!!"
Feeling something strange on his chest, the black bear stood up with a roar, then sat back on the ground, scratching his chest with his two claws.
"Ugh... cough cough cough..."
Gu Laosan was already kneeling under the tree, wishing he could vomit all his bile. His face was covered with snot and tears, and his brain felt like it was filled with lead as if he had a hangover.
Listening to the roars coming from behind him, Gu Lang vomited and turned his head to look while holding the tree trunk.
With tearful eyes, Wang Ping watched him entangled with the black bear. Before he had time to think or get scared, the next wave of vomiting began.
"Ugh... Oh my god... What happened to me? Ugh..."
Gu Xiuer was knocked offline by Wang Ping's fart, and it seemed that she didn't want to come out again in the short term. Only the confused Gu Lao San was left, hugging the tree trunk and vomiting alone.
"I told you to chase me! I told you to chase me! You bad bear! Rotten bear!"
The badger grabbed the black bear's hair and slapped it on the head. After each slap, he changed places and slapped it again. The mad black bear roared continuously, and its paws repeatedly hit the places where Wang Ping had slapped it, but the badger narrowly avoided it every time. As a result, after Wang Ping slapped it, the badger slapped itself again.
Wang Ping's slap was not bad, even if the badger was strong, it was still far inferior to Wu Song beating the tiger. But the slap from the bear was much more powerful.
After a while, the black bear felt dizzy.
"roar!"
The black bear, feeling that his brain was not enough, raised his head and roared, and his huge voice made Wang Ping's ears ring.
"Shit, you're the only one with a loud voice, right?"
Grabbing the bear's hair, Wang Ping climbed directly to the top of the black bear's head. He simply sat on it with his legs apart, pulled the bear's ears, which were like a blanket in front of him, in front of him, took a deep breath, leaned over and yelled into the bear's black cochlea.
“Ouch!!!”
He didn’t know if it was because of the bloating in his stomach, but Wang Ping felt that his roar, which was like venting his anger, was particularly long.
The black bear under him shuddered noticeably, and his eyes seemed to be covered with a shadow, and began to stare straight. It was obviously stunned by Wang Ping's sudden shout.
This roar lasted for about 30 seconds. When he let go of the black bear's ears, Wang Ping felt like he was running out of oxygen, his eyes went dark, and his body involuntarily tilted downward.
But before he fell, a figure fell to the ground faster than him.
"thump!"
The black bear lowered its head and dove into its legs, curling up into a ball, humming something and drooling. Wang Ping rolled down along his head and lay on the ground.
"Snoring..."
There was a sound of swallowing saliva behind him, and he felt a fishy smell blowing all over him. Wang Ping quickly turned over and sat up. His mind was calm now, and he was no longer as frantic as before. He looked at the bear vigilantly.
"Huff... Chi..."
The black bear raised its head shakily and stretched out its two paws, but it staggered again and fell backwards to the ground. It did this three times before it managed to stand up on all four paws.
“Hoo~?”
After trying to bark twice, the black bear looked confused, realizing that it couldn't even hear its own barking. When it looked at the badger again, there was more fear in its eyes.
It finally discovered that those two-legged animals were weaklings, and this little thing was the most difficult to deal with. It fell into its hands twice.
Forget it! A man who knows the times is a handsome bear. It is never too late for a bear to take revenge. Just wait!
Shaking its head, the black bear turned and walked back to the woods from which it came. It fell after taking a few steps and retreated back into the depths of the woods in a state of embarrassment. It was unknown whether it was waiting for an opportunity to take revenge or going back to look for trouble with Damuge and the others.
"Huh..."
Wang Ping lay on the fallen leaves with his head up, staring straight at the sky above his head, his mind blank.