Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 137: Anping Club

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Amber is a thing with a very strange value.

Artificial ones are worthless, and you can buy a large piece for a few dozen yuan. Natural ones are divided into various grades, some cost hundreds of yuan per gram, and some can cost tens of thousands.

But if it is natural, has a beautiful shape, and contains something sealed inside, its value is inestimable.

Therefore, using a piece of suspected natural amber to return a few pieces of clothing purchased online would be considered a losing deal by most people.

However, neither Gu Lang nor Wang Ping can be described as ordinary people. One has a brain circuit that is always floating in the sky, and the other is not a human at all. In the eyes of the two, using a found thing to repay the enthusiastic little girl is simply too cost-effective.

After bidding farewell to Lily and Wu Min who were reluctant to leave, the Wrangler left Aershan City and drove south on the provincial road.

Wang Ping leaned on the passenger seat and studied the denim jacket he was wearing. Badger had just discovered that there were actually two small pockets sewn on the outside of the denim jacket. Thinking that he could carry some things with him in the future without having to rely on Gu Lao San, Mao couldn't help but show surprise on his face.

The live broadcast has been forcibly stopped by Chen Bai.

Chen Bai could see that Gu Lao San was a nuisance. Of course, he was a good man in harming poachers, but the problem was that he not only harmed poachers, but also others.

If it wasn't for the fact that this time he didn't cause any big trouble, Chen Bai, the outdoor manager, would have been fired. But he would be criticized and his bonus would be deducted. A certain manager was so resentful of Gu Lao San that he wanted to throw the contract he signed in the first place in his face and make him leave.

Unfortunately, the contract is between two parties. Not only does Gu Laosan have to pay compensation if he breaches the contract, but Dou Yu also has to pay compensation if he breaches the contract.

So Chen Bai threatened someone fiercely on the phone that if he didn't get his approval for the next live broadcast, he would not be allowed to leave. Otherwise, he would sue him for breach of contract.

Chen Bai was unhappy, and Gu Laosan was even more unhappy.

The purpose of signing a contract is to convince grandma to let him go out and have fun. Now grandma doesn't care anymore, and Chen Bai jumps out. Gu Laosan thinks that nagging is a disease and needs to be treated.

Of course, if Chen Bai thought that he could control Gu Lao San by threats and verbal attacks, he would be too naive. The reason why he returned to Hangzhou after a week away was because of the injury of a badger, but more importantly, Gu Lang felt that he should improve himself.

Although the special police brother from Aershan expressed his admiration for him, he knew his own business. If he had not held on to Wang Ping's thigh tightly this time, he would have been lying in the morgue waiting for cremation. How could Chen Bai have the right to point fingers at him

Of course, someone would never think that the reason for the car overturning was because he didn't bring his brain with him. Gu Lang felt that if he had special skills, such as a black belt in Taekwondo, a ninth-degree Sanda, or something like Damuge, he wouldn't have to wait for the police to come in, he could handle them all by himself, and the badger wouldn't get hurt.

So on the way back to Hangzhou, before leaving the province, someone called his friend in Hangzhou in front of Wang Ping and helped him contact a Sanda coach, who was said to have won a gold belt. The anchor had only one request: money was not a problem, but he had to become a Sanda master as soon as possible.

“Tsk…” On the passenger seat, Wang Ping was holding a spicy noodle in his mouth, secretly mocking someone.

Before leaving Arshan, Gu Laosan was severely scolded by Lily because of Wang Ping's smoking.

The little girl listed a series of dangers of smoking in animals. Wang Ping was not scared, but Gu Lang was scared first. He was afraid that one day when he woke up, he would find that the badger had turned into a hard pile of plush toy. So not only did he not buy cigarettes for him on the way, he also threw away the box of cigarettes that was originally in the car.

Therefore, those anti-smoking advertisements scare all non-smokers. Real heavy smokers will never watch anti-smoking advertisements.

But the other person meant well, and Wang Ping didn't want to get angry about this. So during the trip, he would occasionally put a spicy strip in his mouth, not eating it, just holding it dryly to kill time with his mouth.

And for some reason, Wang Ping's desire for snacks has decreased a lot since he came down the mountain and returned to Aershan. Gu Lang bought a bunch of snacks in Aershan, and left them there until he passed Hohhot, except for a bag of spicy noodles.

Wang Ping suspected that the ginseng he had dug in the mountains was expired, and it might have upset his stomach. Because if you trace it back to the source, after eating the ginseng and having diarrhea, the badger's stomach suddenly became obedient. It no longer clamored for food at every turn, nor did it freeze when it saw delicious food, regardless of whether it had just eaten or not.

However, in contrast to the declining appetite, the addiction to smoking is increasing.

So when they left Hohhot and arrived at the first service area, Wang Ping grabbed Gu Lang, who was about to get out of the car to pee, and raised his paw to point in the direction of the supermarket, his eyes filled with determination and pleading.

Gu Laosan glanced back at the pile of snacks on the back seat and shook his head firmly: "No! Lily has already said that if you smoke again, you will shit!"

"Damn, without cigarettes, I'm going to die!" Wang Ping didn't let go and pointed at the supermarket again.

"It's no use begging me. I'll do whatever you want with everything else, but not this!"

Gu Laosan pulled the badger's little claws off his sleeve with a cold face and turned to open the car door.

"Damn it, go to hell! You're the only one who wants to learn Sanda? You should learn how to get beaten first!" Wang Ping was furious. He grabbed the spicy strips in his mouth and threw them at the back of someone's head.

"Bang!"

The car door was slammed shut, and someone drove away with the spicy strips.

"Hey, how can I get a pack of cigarettes back without going through Gu Laosan?"

A badger feels that his pursuit is getting lower and lower. In the past, he always thought about the wild animals in some place that are endangered or the poachers in some place that are too rampant and need to be taught a lesson. But now, he suddenly becomes a homebody.

His eyes flickered over the wallet in the storage compartment next to the driver's seat.

If I use a RMB to buy something without someone knowing, is that considered stealing

But now, all the people... badgers are his, we are all family, it’s not too much to just buy some things, right

“Ding Dong!”

The WeChat notification sounded, and Wang Ping subconsciously glanced at someone's phone that had been left on the seat, then slowly and casually retracted his gaze and continued to stare at his wallet.

But at this moment, it seemed as if a ray of light suddenly exploded in the badger's brain.

Why does that avatar that flashed across the screen just now look so familiar

Wang Ping grabbed Gu Laosan's phone and swiped the screen with his tongue. The phone desktop was still on a chat window. As expected, Wang Ping saw a familiar avatar and a familiar speaking style.

Wang Xiaoan: "Mr. Gu, since you were introduced by our diamond member, I won't fool you. The entire outdoor community knows that our Anping Club purchases the most professional outdoor equipment in the world. But we only provide it to our own members. If you want to buy, you have to join the club first."

A badger squinted his eyes and felt that his blood pressure seemed a little high.

So, it was clearly Ping An Club, when did it become Anping

"Huh?" Just when a certain badger was about to throw his phone down, he caught a glimpse of Gu Laosan's new profile picture, which seemed very familiar.

Wang Ping's face was full of black lines as he stuck out his tongue and clicked on someone's information.

In someone’s profile photo, a flat-headed fox was posing in a mighty posture. In the background, a black bear was lying on the ground with a painful face, as if it was having a nightmare.

"Shit, what were you thinking? Why did you have to take such a stupid photo?"