Wang Ping had never expected that Gu Laosan would end up buying equipment that would end up in trouble. What he had never expected was that the "Ping An Outdoor Club" he had founded was changed to "Anping Outdoor Club" by Wang An. The original meaning was quite good, but because of someone's little bad taste, it became out of place.
These two guys, one has a weird train of thought, and the other has a full of bad taste.
Wang Ping was so angry that his liver hurt and he even forgot to buy cigarettes.
When Gu Lang came back from peeing, he saw a badger sitting on the seat, glaring at his mobile phone.
"What's going on?"
Gu Lang took the phone and saw that it was Wang An who replied. He was immediately happy.
"Boss, let me tell you, this Wang Anke is amazing. He is a true outdoor god. He is not comparable to those anchors on Douyu." Gu Lang replied to someone's WeChat while telling Wang Ping: "I heard that he was already a black belt in Taekwondo during college."
Wang Ping: ... Haha, it's just to beat me up! Who do you think her sparring partner is
"A friend of mine introduced her to me. He said this woman is very famous in the outdoor circle. She has participated in outdoor mountain climbing competitions and won medals." Gu Laosan looked fascinated.
Wang Ping: ... Haha, you may not believe this, but all the contestants in that competition were members of the club.
"I heard that there are conditions for joining her club. Not everyone can join! At least you have to be famous in the outdoor circle!" Gu Laosan began to feel proud.
Wang Ping: ... Haha, the conditions for joining are set by me, and there is only one condition: pay money!
"Hehe, after I return to Hangzhou this time, I have to take some time to go to Shanghai to complete the membership procedures. I asked someone to intercede for me, and they agreed to provide me with professional equipment that is only available to senior members!"
When talking about this, Gu Lang felt very happy, as if he saw the awesome equipment waving at him.
Wang Ping blinked and seemed to see a lot of RMB waving at him.
"No! I have to contact Wang An after I go back. This guy rarely meets a fat sheep, so he should do something good for his brother..." Wang Ping began to be distracted, imagining that he would also get a WeChat account and have Wang An send him red envelopes every day to buy cigarettes. In this way, he would not have to worry about the third brother's face anymore, so happy!
A week had passed since I returned to Shengjiawu.
It's not that Gu Laosan is too slow, but this guy doesn't dare to take Wang Ping, who has a head full of bandages, home. Even though the badger has just joined this family, if Gu Laosan can't give a reasonable explanation, grandma will break his legs.
So someone took Wang Ping directly to Hangzhou and hid in a house under his own name for a week until the badger removed the bandage and new hair grew in the shaved area.
Although it still looked quite uncoordinated, it at least covered the wound. Plus, the chest area was covered by the clothes Lily gave her, so the only area that was still a bit eye-catching was the forehead area.
"Boss, do you want to change your hairstyle?" In a living room filled with a middle school atmosphere, Gu Lao San asked in a way that made things even more obvious.
Strictly speaking, Gu Lang's house is a school district house. It was bought by Gu Lang's mother when someone was in middle school.
However, Gu's father and mother took care of the business all year round, and grandma lived in Shengjiawu all the time. So it was said that it was convenient for them to take care of Gu Lang nearby, but in fact, Gu Laosan lived alone in this house all year round.
After seeing how wealthy someone had been since childhood, Wang Ping also wondered whether Gu Ma still remembered that she had once bought a house here.
"Change your hairstyle?"
The badger saw through Gu Laosan's intention at a glance. However, Wang Ping himself was a little unhappy with the short hair on his forehead. So he nodded and let someone take him to a nearby pet grooming shop.
There are many cats and dogs that come here for haircuts, but this is definitely the first time that the flat-headed brother has been received. The owner of the store heard about it and rushed over to do it himself, which was a rare opportunity for Wang Ping to feel the VIP treatment.
Ignoring the boss's question about whether he wanted the head to be square or round, Wang Ping carefully picked up a magazine that the store employees had read, pointed at Guo Degang on the cover, and gestured to the top of his head.
"puff…"
Gu Laosan almost couldn't hold back his laughter and quickly hid outside the door.
The boss didn't laugh, but took the magazine and gestured to Wang Ping's head seriously. To be honest, Guo Degang's "peach head" is much more difficult than trimming it into a round or square shape. A flat-headed man who had never challenged it before, plus a "peach head" that had never been cut before, the boss's work experience was challenged.
Wang Ping didn't care. At worst he would still have a flat head, but with shorter hair, which would grow slowly.
So when a badger was bored, he would wag his tail and look at the dogs and cats in the store that had been cut into strange shapes.
Probably because the weather is too hot, there are quite a few pets coming to get their hair cut during this period, especially cats, some of which have their hair shaved clean, leaving only a big head with two taels of ribs, and their tails are shaved clean.
"Tail…"
When the boss started to shave the white hair on the top of a badger's head with a razor, Wang Ping grabbed its tail and fell into thought.
I don’t know if the owner of this pet grooming shop graduated from Bruschetta, his skills are really good.
When Gu Laosan came back after laughing enough, he was surprised to see Wang Ping's new hairstyle.
The shop owner shaved a circle of hair around Wang Ping's forehead along the injured area to the same length as the new hair. He did not touch the white hair on the top of his head much, but just made some adjustments on both sides, and then left a little more hair between the eyebrows to create a widow's peak.
So the badger, which originally had white bangs, had the white part on the top of its head become a peach shape after the trimming.
"You know what, it's quite handsome!" Gu Lao San exclaimed in amazement. Of course, he didn't dare to say it was cute or adorable, because if he said these words in front of a badger, he would most likely get beaten.
"Yes, yes, your pet is really handsome!" The boss also agreed. But a badger estimated that he was more praising his own craftsmanship.
Without caring about the shop owner's address, Wang Ping stood up from the operating table, turned around to face him, picked up his tail, and pointed at a bald-tailed cat next to him.
The cat being pointed at by a badger screamed with anger standing up, but suddenly remembered that it had no hair on its body, so it turned away sadly.
Boss: ... Shaving tails? What kind of hobby is that
It took a lot of determination for Wang Ping to decide to shave the hair off his tail.
After all, when he came back this time, Gu Lao San acted like he would never go out unless he mastered martial arts, which made a certain badger very worried that he would suffocate to death in Shengjiawu. Now that his tail has been shaved, at least he can play games at home when he is bored, and he doesn't have to use his tongue every time, which is unhygienic.
After shaving, the badger enjoyed a full set of washing, cutting and blow-drying provided by the store. For fear of dirtying the freshly washed paws, Gu Laosan carried the badger back to the car, ready to set off back to his grandmother's house.
Thinking of Shengjiawu, Wang Ping missed the silly dog Dahei a little. He didn't know that he was not at home. He was alone, no, a dog patrolling the mountains, and he was so bored.
“That’s right!”
Gu Lang got into the car, seemed to have thought of something, opened the small drawer under the dashboard, took out a box, and opened it in front of Wang Ping.
"Here's a small gift for you! You can use it to play with your tablet in the future!" Gu Lang took out a capacitive stylus from the box and waved it in front of Wang Ping.
"Emm..."
Wang Ping looked down at the tail that had just been shaved bald, then looked at the capacitive pen dangling in front of him, and retracted his claws fiercely.
"oops!"
"Fuck! Why did you hit me..."
"I bought you a gift and you hit me..."
"How many times have I told you not to hit someone in the face?"
"Ah... I was wrong, I was wrong..."